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PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Navy Warship Just Arriving Dakar To Oust Out-gone Jammeh by ALAYORMII: 3:24pm On Jan 23, 2017
cowardSeun:
Giant of Africa my assss....

The ship probably crawled to Gambia
Dem neva even reach Gambia


Na Senegal dem just reach
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Navy Warship Just Arriving Dakar To Oust Out-gone Jammeh by ALAYORMII: 3:20pm On Jan 23, 2017
After the war done finish


This mofos be like police and fire fighters


Always late to the occasion
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Naija Kicks off Today by ALAYORMII: 7:09pm On Jan 22, 2017
Another avenue for people to act free porn
EducationRe: Ijebu School Nursing Form: How I Got Scammed by ALAYORMII: 7:04pm On Jan 22, 2017
Originalsly:
Did you ever hear of any case where the police took action? If not... this may be your first. You heard of two cases only.... heard of.... not knowing whether they be truth or lies... but this was enough for you to discourage anyone internationally.... worldwide.... from reporting any matter to the Nigerian Police. Isn't there something wrong with this picture?
I was physically present at one


There was a time I was walking and some policemen accosted Mii and some other people, we were pushed inside a bus and taken to their station. On getting to the station, they asked us to bring all the money on us or we will be locked up.


Nigerian police is a no go area for Mii
CelebritiesRe: Timaya's Epic Reply To A Fan Who Called Him Old Vampire by ALAYORMII: 5:40pm On Jan 22, 2017
Can't he just ignore
PoliticsRe: Ekweremadu, Nnamani, Ugwuanyi, Nwobodo & Others At Thanksgiving Mass -Pictures by ALAYORMII: 5:30pm On Jan 22, 2017
What are they thanking God for??


For robbing Nigerians blind ??
EducationRe: Ijebu School Nursing Form: How I Got Scammed by ALAYORMII: 5:29pm On Jan 22, 2017
Originalsly:
Bad advice. It is her civic duty to report the matter to the Police. It is the duty of the Police to give her a report without asking for bribe. Let her do her part.... the Police are expected to do theirs.... you shouldn't be saying they wouldn't....because they didn't for you. Sooo many people have been scammed that it is more likely the very Police or someone close to them was also scammed. ... and to give them the information of a scammer may even have them thanking her for coming forward . Then it would be woe onto Mr Fraudster. Let her do her part.
Let Mii tell you two short stories

I heard the case of a man who took a pickpocket to the Police station and the Police officers at the station asked him to leave the money the pickpocket stole as evidence, before he was allowed to go he had to part with some money.

Another story


A guy's bike was stolen and he went to the Police station to make a report and the Police officer that attended to him asked him to pay 5k before he can be allowed to write a statement
FamilyRe: PHOTO: What Would You Do If Your Child Returns From School Like This? by ALAYORMII: 5:24pm On Jan 22, 2017
EdifiedCEO:
Mothers, oya tell us! Lol

http://www.newshelm.com/2017/01/photo-what-would-you-do-if-your-child.html
The boy go be expert well digger
RomanceRe: Two Celibate Lawyers Kiss On Their Wedding Day. PICS by ALAYORMII: 5:17pm On Jan 22, 2017
The guy wan eat the gurl mouth??
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Stormed Out Of The Church Today. by ALAYORMII: 5:16pm On Jan 22, 2017
sipsip:
I just really want to believe you don't understand the settings I projected. I was not being disobedient or stubborn. I just felt it was wrong for the Usher to do that, in the middle of worship? Abs I don't see church as an 'organization' bro. It's a house of God. Plus, I'm a bona-fide member so I know the rules and what is applicable.
I would have done the same thing if I was in ur shoe


Have always hated the way some people are treated in the Church because of social status or wealth
CelebritiesRe: Kemi Olunloyo And Her Babydaddy, Mr. Taiwo, Pictured Together In Ibadan by ALAYORMII: 3:26pm On Jan 22, 2017
Old
EducationRe: Umar Musa University Bans Christian Gatherings Leaving Islamic Gathering Only by ALAYORMII: 1:11pm On Jan 22, 2017
Khd95:
Does covenant,redeemers university etc allow muslim gatheringhuh


U just want to make trouble where nd when there is none.


I passs
Convenant and Redeemers Universities are privately owned while the University under discussion is government owned
EducationRe: Ijebu School Nursing Form: How I Got Scammed by ALAYORMII: 12:57pm On Jan 22, 2017
Rapmaestro:
Complain at a firstbank branch... You'll get them. Report to efcc, police too
Leave the Police out of this cos they will still ask for money before you can even write a statement



Speaking from experience
PhonesRe: Apple Files $1 Billion Lawsuit Against Chip Supplier Qualcomm by ALAYORMII: 8:12am On Jan 22, 2017
Make I find person sue


Seun go make sense ooo
SportsRe: Throwback Photos Of Alex Iwobi With Jay Jay Okocha And Others by ALAYORMII: 8:33pm On Jan 21, 2017
This is what Yoruba call Omode nbo wa dagba
Nairaland GeneralWhat I Spotted At Mile12 Today by ALAYORMII(op):
See what I spotted today at Mile12

The guy who made it said he made it for some white men



Oloriooko

Escalze

Emescot

Lalasticlala

Christianity EtcRe: "Crippled Man Rises & Walks At A Catholic Church In Anambra" - Lady Claims (Pics by ALAYORMII: 5:38pm On Jan 21, 2017
There are some pertinent questions that needs urgent answers


1). How long has he been crippled??

2). What's the cause of his being crippled??

3). Can we see some pictures of when he was crippled??

A cripple that wore socks on his crippled legs
Foreign AffairsRe: Yahya Jammeh: "I Stepped Down Because I Love Gambia & I'm A Muslim" by ALAYORMII: 5:36pm On Jan 21, 2017
Oya pack and go

Carry ur Ghana must go
EducationRe: Man Rejected In Nigeria Over Facial Tumour Now A 4th Year Medical Student In USA by ALAYORMII: 11:43pm On Jan 20, 2017
wins18:
The thunder wey go fire the 4 of you ehn
All because I asked you an honest question


You wicked ooo
PropertiesRe: Cars Damaged As House Fence Collapses In Ibadan (Photos) by ALAYORMII: 6:12pm On Jan 20, 2017
**In Lil Kesh's voice**


Gbese ree ooo

Gbese ree ooo
EducationRe: Man Rejected In Nigeria Over Facial Tumour Now A 4th Year Medical Student In USA by ALAYORMII: 3:11pm On Jan 20, 2017
wins18:
wow wow wow wow,
incredible!
You be siren??
CelebritiesRe: I Go Save Welcomes Second Child (photos) by ALAYORMII: 11:41am On Jan 20, 2017
One named himself "I go dye and the other named himself I go save'
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Donates N180K To A Poor Boy Who Finished Learning Trade (Photos) by ALAYORMII: 11:36am On Jan 20, 2017
Good Nigerian
CelebritiesRe: Designer Calls Out Mercy Aigbe For Not Giving Her Credit For Wearing Her Clothes by ALAYORMII: 11:31am On Jan 20, 2017
From what I read here, the designer sounds like a trouble maker
Foreign AffairsRe: Photo Of Adama Barrow And His Two Wives, The First Ladies by ALAYORMII: 11:27am On Jan 20, 2017
alfa2016:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4762585_sanurai_jpegc4d3921aac6c47d929d474b6085d779b
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4762576_sane_jpeg911b62cbce606c976fb34249ebd68ded

Pictured below is newly sworn in Gambian President Adams Barrow and his two First Ladies.

Is it me or the wives look alike, but one is fair and the other isn't?


http://mojidelano.com/2017/01/newly-sworn-in-president-of-gambia-adamma-barrow-and-his-two-first-ladies/
Is it just Mii or is that guy in the first pix looking at their nyansh??
PoliticsRe: Total Blackout As Power Generation Falls To 0 MW by ALAYORMII: 10:11am On Jan 20, 2017
We still dey enjoy light for here ooo
RomanceRe: Shocking! Kenyan Lady On Facebook Reveals What Happens To Her During Sex by ALAYORMII: 9:10am On Jan 20, 2017
AfroSisi:
This Kenyan Nunu needs good Antivirus. Computer village guys where are you, an international client needs your help





BTW

I hear Nunu is milk in Hausa. What's Nunu in Igbo?
Nunu means bweast in Hausa
Christianity EtcRe: Miracles For Money Church Banner In Kurudu-Abuja (Photo) by ALAYORMII: 8:44am On Jan 19, 2017
The hustle is strong
PhonesRe: Battery With Inbuilt 'fire Extinguisher' Developed by ALAYORMII: 7:45am On Jan 18, 2017
I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again
BusinessRe: Akwa Ibom Pencil Factory's Ready, Pics Of The Factory & Pencils Produced by ALAYORMII: 8:28pm On Jan 17, 2017
I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When i got home,i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day,when my dad woke up and opened the door,outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me,because the car was from the electricity company,they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again
PoliticsRe: Supo Dosunmu Is Dead by ALAYORMII: 8:15pm On Jan 17, 2017
I hope he was right with his Creator before his time was up
CrimeRe: Housemaid Steals N700,000 With Broom In Lagos by ALAYORMII: 8:08pm On Jan 17, 2017
oluFELAxy:
Hmmm...

Awon Constituted Authority
grin grin grin

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