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FrankNetter:
It has. How body?

Good good.
What do you have for us this time?
We'd love for you to continue from where you stopped and give us more Yankee gists, Señor.

FrankNetter:
hey guys

It's been quite a while, Señor.
Good to have you back.

iCauseTrouble:
Used to do MTN 1Tb twice a year. Now, since there is no annual plan again, now I do 200gb for 30k monthly.

Why don't you get MTN 5G router and enjoy their 1.5TB Broadband plan.?

Domainer1999:
There are two things involved;
(1) Start reading from Page 1 of this thread.
(2) Contact the op of this thread at julanky.com for a personal training

If you go for (1), there are two things involved;
(a) You read for months and become frustrated.
(b) You try to understand and everything becomes Advanced Chinese.

If you go for (2), there are two thing involved;
(c) You pay for a personal training
(d) You Pay for a special training.

If you go for (c), there are two things involved;
(e) The op teaches you how to monetize ED
(f) You go on a reg spree and begin to buy junks

If you go for (d), there are two things involved;
(g) The op reg for you 3 special names
(h) He tells you to hope for a sale within 365 days.

If you go for (e), there are two things involved;
(i) You gather junks and hopes to become the next DomainKing
(j) You spam end-users and they finish your life with curses

If you go for (i), there are two things involved;
(k) You go bankrupt and spam us here to sell your name for #1,000 each to buy Garri.
(l) You become frustrated and declare Domaining is harder than Yahoo

If you go for (j), there are two things involved;
(m) They tell you, you suck and go look for a job
(n) They threaten to report you to FBI, CIA and Interpol

Should I continue....

They'll tell you to get a real Job or they'll report you to the attorney general.

IMAliyu2:
You're also free to add snipper to every meal you eat. That doesn't mean we won't call you an idiot for it and tell you you're killing yourself.

They voted against things their life depended on. They were stupid for it.
In the same way Nigerians vote known corrupt politicians into office, that make their lives worse, and later start lamenting about it.

Can you listen to yourself?

How do we have so many brain dead folks on this forum?
What's actually going on here?

OMG!

How I wish there's a block button on Nairaland.
I can't just keep reading some very dumb takes from some users.

What the hell?

cococandy:
A 65 year old low income diabetic patient who votes for Trump because he hopes Trump will deport the brown and black healthcare workers helping him is the height of stupid. Because now he’s lost his affordable insulin due to letting his hate instead of his brain lead him. I hope you’re not one of those kind of idiots

What the Bleep did I just read?
You're one of the many retards and morons on Nairaland. What the hell?

People are entitled to their opinions and decisions, who they vote for or not. It's a fucking democracy.

Just fucking shut your mouth, you're sounding like a broken record.

Do you have similar laptop or know how I can get something of same specs?

Hi,
Please I need this particular device with the configuration below:
Dell XPS 9310 13"
FHD with (Touchscreen)
Core i7 11th Gen 16GB/512GB.

Gpexchange:
Might be it...Nice tho ..



Gbp fees = 5$+3% of total amount+Grey 1%....
Usd fees = 0.9$ + Grey 1% ..

So yes u would only lose 0.9$ with usd

Oh.
Thank you.

Gpexchange:
For the ones having issues adding usd account cause of tax form ........



And for next page Make sure it shows Ach/Direct Debit option else u go just lost your money don't go and click anything else ..

So with Grey's USD do you receive the exact amount Afternic sent?

For instant, would you receive the exact $85 in your Grey's account if you sold a name for $100?

I observed that with GBP, it's always about $6 short when I do the conversion.

nurex01:
AIN DEALS/LAGOS DEAL


Dell Inspiron 14
Core i7
13th gen
16gb
1tb ssd
14 inches
Backlit Keyboard
Touchscreen
x360
Fhd display
900k

Hi,

What specific brand of the inspiron is this? And can you upload a picture of it?

I might be interested in acquiring it.

Thanks.

I have always looked forward to the day I'd comment on this thread.

I remembered clearly when this thread was created and many years later, here I am.

I made my first million today through selling Domain names at 26yrs. Thank you Jesus.

Ps: I'm currently going through some challenges in my career and school, but I trust I'll come back to Testify to God's glory.

Don't give up!

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LordAdam16:
Nope.

He has a firm mandate to take the rate to the sub-$1000 region.
So he'll keep trying.
It'll cost him more money this time around, but he has carte blanche to do whatever it takes.

To back my assertion, he did try to peg the rate through the familiar $10K per BDC allotment this Monday. That had no effect on the market.
The EFCC blocked hundreds of accounts to rattle the P2P segment yesterday. That did nothing as well.

Next week and beyond they'll make new moves.

Ultimately, I'm of the opinion that market participants may make way and let him move the rate to 700 or whatever his target is.
At this point, there will be a speculative attack on the naira. And the foreign investment houses will join in.

A Millennium--the hedge fund--trader made $40M on the Egyptian Pound in March.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-14/millennium-trader-scored-40-million-windfall-in-egypt-fx-plunge

At sub-$1000 (the lower the better) when it is near unanimous that the naira is overvalued, folks like these will join the party, the FPIs will turn off the tap (it's a small club), and Cardi B will be like a deer caught in the headlights.

-Lord

Can you please explain this in a more simpler terms? Just this once.

Coolsat:
Sorry bro it was a mistake. Wanted to send to someone else didn't know I clicked yours. Apologies

Ok
Can you please modify your post and delete my email?

Thank you

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Hello everyone on nairaland.

I am a young guy in my mid 20s and finding it hard to attract beautiful ladies. In fact, I'm not attracting anyone.

It brings the question,
Does it get better after being successful and stable financially? Will the beautiful ladies come after the glow or am I doomed for life?

This shit is definitely stressing me out. This past days, I have been desiring having a beautiful lady I can call Loml.

Guys in my shoes, how are you fairing?



#Chronicles_of_a_broke_lonely_dude.

guobe:
200,000 naira have been sent to me by a good samaritan to distribute to 20 guys with the sum of 10,000 naira each.
The criteria for getting the money as instructed by the donor include the following,;
1.must be struggling
2.Has not insulted others while trying to make his points.
3.He is not an ethnic jingoist and sees every other person as a fellow citizen with whom he merely has a disagreement over how things should be done.
You can show interest and I will do a background check on you and if you are found worthy, you will be picked.
Thanks and may God bless us all .

I am interested

FarmPlanetNG:
What is the name of the loan app that gave you that 75,000 Naira !?

Palm credit sir

Hello everyone, is there any one here that can help me?

My life is crashing down as I owe Loans to the loan apps and it is due already and I can't pay.

I have been living in fear and palpitations since yesterday.

Is there anyone that can help?

I have learnt from my mistakes. It won't happen again.

Please help.

Kibbs:
See wtin you dey talk egbon

Make hunger and suffer become second nature

You are a little out of context, if you check the comment I responded to, you'll observe I was only saying that if you're used to this lifestyle, you won't find it hard to concentrate in class.

I'm not in anyway or even remotely encouraging lack or poverty.

mignone:
Some people get hypoglycemia (low blood sugar) through skipping meals.

Well, except you have eating disorders such as advanced anorexia nervosa, or Type 2 diabetic. I don't see how eating once a day, because of lack, would cause hypoglycemia.

You can be malnourished, but not hypoglycemic.

Zico777:
Oga, book no go enter head on empty stomach o!

Lmao

If you do this long enough, it becomes second nature.

Go to school on empty stomach.

Comeback to cook after school circa 4pm.

Rinse and Repeat.

On repeat!




Edit: I can see a lot of viewers and likes on this thread. If you have the whole base and capacity to support any of the students around you, kindly do so. They'll appreciate it.

SIMPonPatrol:
Please send me your email address so I can contact you

I'm sorry I can't.

I have zero interest in being a snitch.

I just want her to realize she's not anonymous, contrary to what she thinks.

pocohantas:
Please reveal it. Tell him to send me the money. I am broke.

You can reveal yourself and win the cash.

SIMPonPatrol:
Does it mean that no one here has Pocohantas' pic?

I do.
But it makes no sense revealing her identity here when she wants to remain "anonymous. "

I find it funny so many people on nairaland think they're anonymous but if you're really good, you can add 1 and 2 together and know their real identity.