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CelebritiesRe: Teni And Phyno Become Tom Tom Ambassadors (PHOTO) by alert01(m): 7:27pm On Mar 25, 2019
OladimejiRufai:
Congratulations to them!


Perhaps, we can now sing like Teni after consuming Tom-Tom grin


Ebidi ebidibi deeh! Yeah!! grin


Meanwhile:


Please, if you live in Ibadan and you are very
conversant with that place, please I wanna talk
to you. I have questions I want to ask.


Does not matter if you are male or female.


Thanks grin
You this ugly guy. Go and fix your face instaed of posting rubbishes online
RomanceRe: I Am Disappointed In Men Of Our Times by alert01(m): 7:19pm On Mar 25, 2019
MissRaine69:
I found him already ...and we are good
How can yyou be good with an ugly guy
RomanceRe: I Am Disappointed In Men Of Our Times by alert01(m): 7:18pm On Mar 25, 2019
MissRaine69:
I found him already ...and we are good
I know you need an handsome man to complement you. I have a face you can die for. Let me give you a chance so you can be identified with an handsome man. Its a privilege
RomanceRe: I Am Disappointed In Men Of Our Times by alert01(m): 7:15pm On Mar 25, 2019
MissRaine69:
Ok, good for you. Unfortunately I am fresh out of medals and fcks to give.
I'm a fine boy. DM me your number. those ugly guys are no match for my handsomness
RomanceRe: I Am Disappointed In Men Of Our Times by alert01(m): 6:24pm On Mar 25, 2019
MissRaine69:
Thank you.
One needs to be objective, that’s all I try to do.
Girls run maaad at the sight of fine bois like me
RomanceRe: How To Ignore A Guy That Ignores You: Ways To Gain Back The Power by alert01(m): 6:14pm On Mar 25, 2019
Handsome guys ignore girls just like the way girls ignore guys they don't find attractive. If a girl dont find yu attractive, believe me she wont even talk to u
RomanceRe: I Am Disappointed In Men Of Our Times by alert01(m): 6:06pm On Mar 25, 2019
ikhileomotayo:
no mind that very ugly girl.

But why is it that it's the ugly ones that talk too much? Just see her picture shocked

Ugly thing
Ugly people make me spit. i dont talk to them nor befriend them in real life. They're misfit to the world
RomanceRe: I Am Disappointed In Men Of Our Times by alert01(m): 6:03pm On Mar 25, 2019
Preciousgirl:
Now you shut app dia. Shittbrain
Are you maaaaaad>

Just kee shut already

Handsome guys like me don't need to be sending nudes Its girls like you sending us nudes. Gorls even use their body to beg us, just cos my handsome make them wet and forget about their problem.

Don't quote me. I'm too handsome to be quoted by someone like you. it is not easy to have a fine face
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye And Yemi Alade React As DJ Cuppy Acquires A Brand New Ferrari Car by alert01(m): 5:34pm On Mar 25, 2019
Fizzymike1:
God Beg pick my call now biko
Shut up. Get handsome and people will worship.You dont need hardworking. Leave it for the ugly guys, Thats the only way girls can look their side
PropertiesRe: 3-Storey Building Collapses In Kakawa Street, Lagos Island (Photos) by alert01(m): 5:29pm On Mar 25, 2019
olagbola45:
All d fine face nah termites food last last

Ur dick will b chop off by termites

D gals will not b dia again

Brain u no get everything about ur life is gals

I pity ur life sha
I don't need brain in life. My handsome face is enough to get girls to worship me, Including people like you
PropertiesRe: 3-Storey Building Collapses In Kakawa Street, Lagos Island (Photos) by alert01(m): 5:28pm On Mar 25, 2019
olagbola45:
All d fine face nah termites food last last

Ur dick will b chop off by termites

D gals will not b dia again

Brain u no get everything about ur life is gals

I pity ur life sha
You think it's easy to have girls begging me with their body?

You think it's easy to have a fine face?

Go.Just go
EducationRe: Lady Asks Her Twitter Followers To Help Her Graduating Friend - See Replies Got by alert01(m): 5:12pm On Mar 25, 2019
HerCuteness:
Kind twitter folks
Your name suggest that You're pretty with fine face. DM me, I'm an HANDSOME young guy. Don't give those ugly boys a chance, They dont deserve fine girls.
PropertiesRe: 3-Storey Building Collapses In Kakawa Street, Lagos Island (Photos) by alert01(m): 5:06pm On Mar 25, 2019
olagbola45:
Tank you bro

I don't argue with a low I.Q person

You can carry your free madness to d market dat where people like you use do d crazy attitude

Bye
Who do you think you are.you dont have the liberty to insult me cos I'm too handsome. Girls flock around me like sugar. guys like you should be feeding on my poo. I guess no one can be more handsome than me in your generation. Girls ditch their boifriends to spend some minutes with me cos my face is a delight to behold.

Dont bother to apologise, I wont accept it
PropertiesRe: 3-Storey Building Collapses In Kakawa Street, Lagos Island (Photos) by alert01(m): 4:55pm On Mar 25, 2019
olagbola45:
Don't always be sentimental madam

I don't c d blame on d man u hate so well

D house has been dia for more Dan 3 decades so what did u expect from a weak house?

A house dat d structure is not strong anymore

And moreover thank God you mention urself dat d house has been mark down for demolition

Well I see hate in wot u said tho can't blame u tho can't force you to like wot u don't like

Bless sis
Shut up idiot. you talk with your breast in your hand. Sense eludes you

Morafokas
PropertiesRe: 3-Storey Building Collapses In Kakawa Street, Lagos Island (Photos) by alert01(m): 4:54pm On Mar 25, 2019
I can see losers all over this post
PropertiesRe: 3-Storey Building Collapses In Kakawa Street, Lagos Island (Photos) by alert01(m): 4:53pm On Mar 25, 2019
oilPUSSY:
Next level is associated with a lot of calamities and sorrows.

Nigerians are in big trouble.
Shebi we told you not to vote for cow president, but your stupidity and sturbborn bullheadedness wont allow you to listen
RomanceRe: She Is A Complete Wife Material Except That She Is Not Beautiful, I'm Confused by alert01(m): 4:49pm On Mar 25, 2019
ritababe:
Attacks and argument with guys? Since when?
Thanks though, nobody is perfect, maybe you can teach me all the basic knowledge of life.
Upload your pictures

Thanks
RomanceRe: She Is A Complete Wife Material Except That She Is Not Beautiful, I'm Confused by alert01(m): 4:48pm On Mar 25, 2019
Eberechi24:
Okay dear,

Enjoy your day.
You're welcome. We're the custodian of truth on nairaland andd we're only here for that
RomanceRe: She Is A Complete Wife Material Except That She Is Not Beautiful, I'm Confused by alert01(m): 5:53am On Mar 25, 2019
AgentGoat:
Do you have to say that?


I hope you are not this senseless offline too?
ofcourse. Why do you think Ester left me
CrimeRe: Man Attacks Father With Machete In Cross River For Sleeping With Another Woman by alert01(m): 5:52am On Mar 25, 2019
Starlet50:
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I'm still trying to understand the correlation btwn d post and ur comment.
Goan chevk his profile and thank me later. He's a drunkard
CrimeRe: Man Attacks Father With Machete In Cross River For Sleeping With Another Woman by alert01(m): 5:48am On Mar 25, 2019
namiji2598:
u should tell the girl to snub him
then sit ur father down and advice him
that money should be used to build up ur family
I should have laid a course on u but am been afraid of ban from mod, na today they open my previous ban
Who cares about being banned

Hey, You're just a wasted daughter to your father

Had it been your mother was cheating with a man, can you do the same?
It really showed how idiotic, arrogant and stupid yu are. Bet it with me, the curse of the gods are alraedy on you

Nainsenx
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Total International Master’s Degree Scholarship 2019/2020 - FRANCE by alert01(m): 5:41am On Mar 25, 2019
ExpertNLer:
space for it was there on the application nah so why not use it
I think it's not among the items with red hysterics. Maybe that was why I didnt bother
RomanceRe: She Is A Complete Wife Material Except That She Is Not Beautiful, I'm Confused by alert01(m): 9:11pm On Mar 24, 2019
victorian:
Is that all u can come up with ?

Yawns , driving indeed. Men with cars don't even mention they are behind the wheels when they drop comments on nairaland.

Keep dreaming with your imaginary car! Ode!

And Mr radio without battery , jobless thwart! Whatever happens in my love life is none of your business and I owe no one no explanation.

I can decide to be selective, it's my choice. Not yours!

Take this! Asinwin Oshi!
Can you now see how you're nothing but one ugly duckling with over-hyped standard

Your rotten-ed pussy has no abode than to later marry one old man with three wives at home, and you'll be the 4th wife fighting to take the lead over the others
CelebritiesRe: Temidayo Abudu And Debola: Pre-wedding Photos Of Mo Abudu’s Daughter by alert01(m): 8:39pm On Mar 24, 2019
Abeg is it only me that dont know who MoAbdul is
RomanceRe: She Is A Complete Wife Material Except That She Is Not Beautiful, I'm Confused by alert01(m): 8:29pm On Mar 24, 2019
victorian:
Op, be patient.

You get what u want later on

Follow your heart, I take God beg you.

Cause if u marry a woman who doesn't appeal to your senses facially and u are the type u like fine faces, You will get tired and frustrated. Or most times cheat in her.

don't worry you will meet your spec but u have to be patient.
I have seen angelic looking fine faced Muslim girls with OK character. Just be patient. I was in your shoes last week, I felt so sad within me cos the guy is such a nice guy but unfortunately doesn't appeal to me sexually. In fact have been in your shoes so many times but I ain't giving up. I can't marry a man who doesnt appeal to me. It's suicidal. The day I wanted to accept and my spirit was so down, I felt so sad and withdrawn just thinking about accepting him and he was planning on helping me with one of my health issues. I spoke to my pastor about how I feel. My Pastor said Vicky if your mind is not at peace with marrying this man, don't go for it. Be patient. Marriage is lifetime happiness not lifetime endurance.

Immediately pastor spoke to me, I felt as if a huge weight has been lifted off my chest. I felt so happy and my bubbly self again. Mehn I even prayed for Pastor that God will keep blessing him always for this advice. Mehn, I was so and still relieved till today. U can't even imagine.
My health issue he wants to help me with, God is now assisting me with it. My drugs are working on it and I can see changes in it as well.
So no need for me to be indebted to him and say because of his help I will marry him.


I'm not marrying him Biko. I can't be miserable all my life.
So please be patient
Victorian, I'd like to talk but I'm currenty busy. Was it not few months ago you posted on here that You have met on e fine pastor who came to preach for you in your house, and that you've fallen for him since all that you want in a man is just an handsome face. It doesnt realy matter if he's jobless, has bad character or even a rogue.He should just have a fine face. But now yu are claiming to be searching for another fine man

Is it that you're using them for rituals or what/

And seriously, when I checked ur pics, You are substandard and in fact unattractive. Dont you know an handsome man will prefer to marry a beautiful girl too. Thats why you've not married at 37

Note that this is not my advice for you.I'll post my advice for you when I reach home as I'm currently driving
AgricultureRe: I Killed A Snake Today At The Farm by alert01(m): 8:00pm On Mar 24, 2019
Where is Lalasticlala abeg

Well, I catch ypu. i can see you viewing this threasd
CelebritiesRe: Fadeyi Oloro Cries Out For Help As He Battles Strange Ailment by alert01(m): 7:57pm On Mar 24, 2019
OkpaAkuEriEri:
I dnt HV ur tym
Am busy countn ma money
Go n beg 4 fud
K
CelebritiesRe: Fadeyi Oloro Cries Out For Help As He Battles Strange Ailment by alert01(m): 7:55pm On Mar 24, 2019
OkpaAkuEriEri:
am beta dan u dat ur moda abort u 2 continue ashawo wrk
You're confusing yoirself. If she had aborted me, i wont be here quoting you today
RomanceRe: She Is A Complete Wife Material Except That She Is Not Beautiful, I'm Confused by alert01(m): 7:51pm On Mar 24, 2019
Eberechi24:
don't move any step further till you find her attractive.

attraction is very important n any relationship. tolerance and forgiveness works with attraction in marriage.
If that's your picture on your profile, I'm sorry to say U are not attractive. I wont look at you twice

Spits
CelebritiesRe: Fadeyi Oloro Cries Out For Help As He Battles Strange Ailment by alert01(m): 7:40pm On Mar 24, 2019
OkpaAkuEriEri:
so ur moda ddnt mak sense
Hi My son, I'm not yur mate/. I have bois like you as son and i cant wish bad for them. Go well my son



Wetin dey pain me be say the mother wey give birth to you has wasted her pussy. Her pussy is crying right now for wasting your father's sperm. Olosi omo irankiran
CelebritiesRe: Fadeyi Oloro Cries Out For Help As He Battles Strange Ailment by alert01(m): 7:37pm On Mar 24, 2019
And again, I can see losers all over this thread
CelebritiesRe: Fadeyi Oloro Cries Out For Help As He Battles Strange Ailment by alert01(m): 7:36pm On Mar 24, 2019
OkpaAkuEriEri:
Let him die,is not ma bizness.
If is Pete edoche or chiwetalu agu,I can fill small pity n donate small thin 4 dem.
Afonja actor DAT HV put hand In juju
Nw juju HV come 4 hm & his disturbn us.

Rest in Piss sir
And You think You're making sense

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