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Jokes EtcRe: Very Sick Husband by alex406(m): 2:24pm On May 19, 2008
kayowalemi,dont work faster than your shadow else ibkaye will take you the YABA,you know what that means,Insanity Home.
Technology MarketRe: Free Electricity For Eve by alex406(m): 2:12pm On May 19, 2008
Guy i believe we really need to conquer the atmosphere of darkness in Nigeria as i am very sure we are more than talented in every aspect. If you really want to share with us the new development,kindly send me mail on chi_lexy@yahoo.com
I will be waiting to read from you soon.
Jokes EtcRe: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by alex406(op): 11:46am On May 15, 2008
Are you ready to be go,please help me bought waters when coming.
Jokes EtcRe: Clemcykul's Natural Air Bag by alex406(m): 11:11am On May 15, 2008
No wonder clem love them,it shows Clem can handle them nicely.
Jokes EtcRe: Clemcykul's Natural Air Bag by alex406(m): 11:07am On May 15, 2008
Junks, nawa for these milk industries oo? How babies go fit suck from these kind boobs? I wonder.
Jokes EtcRe: G O A T! by alex406(m): 10:28am On May 15, 2008
Saucekid,whats up with you,i will be going to the farm this morning,let me know the kind of grass you will like to eat this morning or do you prefer dried cassava?
Jokes EtcRe: G O A T! by alex406(m): 10:25am On May 15, 2008
As your name implies,you are still a kid
Jokes EtcRe: G O A T! by alex406(m): 5:39pm On May 14, 2008
Saucekid have you taken any drug today this one you are acting like Arnold,just take things easy ok,life is so complex for you to be a goat.Kai in fact if i am to be in your shoes i will kill myself grin
Jokes EtcRe: G O A T! by alex406(m): 4:53pm On May 14, 2008
Ha OBUKO DUDU, dont worry i will try and build a goat house behind your house.Hope with that i will be free from your insults.
Jokes EtcRe: G O A T! by alex406(m): 4:46pm On May 14, 2008
saucekid, you should be proud sucking under your papa na. Abi why are you ashamed of confirming the truth?
Jokes EtcRe: G O A T! by alex406(m): 4:43pm On May 14, 2008
Na person wey dey drink stream water wan dey give out recharge card? I pity you
Jokes EtcRe: G O A T! by alex406(m): 4:40pm On May 14, 2008
@ Poster
No wonder they said you have a 3kb brain because that of goat is even better than that so you are really the goat.NAWA ooo.As for Clem and saucekid , they are your kids, they really deserved to be sucking your little brat breast.
Jokes EtcRe: Secondary School Days Grammar Wahala ! by alex406(m): 3:59pm On May 14, 2008
The whole house was boring one day like that and i decided to go out and see if i can get a girl to play with,Details Asap:

ME Hey whats up babe can i see you for a moment?
SHE: sorry my papa send me medicine,he talk say make i run kati kati
ME: Just a moment please, i really need to have some words with you
SHE: I have telled you that my daddy sended me message

Men i was totally disappointed and if you see this girl,she is as pretty as Queen Lucifa.
Jokes EtcDanfo Driver by alex406(op): 12:25pm On May 09, 2008
A Nursery 1 student in a danfo bus in Lagos, Nigeria > from school was reciting the day's lesson at school, > It went thus: > > If my father is a cock and my mother a hen, I will be > a chick. > > If my father is a lion and my mother a lioness, I will > be a cub. > > If my father is a king and my mother a queen, I will > be a prince etc, etc. > > The bus driver was irritated by the boys 'noise'; he > shouted at the boy asking him to shut up. But the boy > continued. > > Then the driver shouted; what if your father is an > 'armed robber' and your mother an 'ashewo' > (prostitute), what will you be? > > The boy replied; I will be a 'Danfo Driver' >
Technology MarketRe: Do You Need Inverters? by alex406(m): 12:15pm On May 09, 2008
Great idea from my colleagues! I actually want to buy an inverter but i am having problem with calculating the V.A ,so please if anybody have the idea of this stuff please kindly let me know how many VA i will be needing for about 20 systems and 4 fans including a small Refrigerator.Then the price of the inverter i will be using as well,i need to buy inverter as soon as possible.Your comments will highly be appreciated.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Must Not Get Pregnant! by alex406(m): 2:32pm On Apr 29, 2008
Guy you too much,go collect handshake from Yar'dua,Who the hell opened gate for you to come to this site? or who invited you to this site? ASS BAG
Certification And Training AdvertsRe: Online It And Cisco Programme by alex406(m): 1:46pm On Apr 21, 2008
amaria try and get some IT books and read them,i can get you hard copy of Cisco study book.Contact me if you are interested. chi_lexy@yahoo.com
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Makes Me Cry by alex406(m): 3:03pm On Apr 15, 2008
My Advise to you is to face your study now and drop such ideas cos he has more sophisticated challenges upfront and he needs to be himself to either make you happy someday or love someone else but for now he is enticed by more powerful ideas than marriage.
Keep cool and best of luck in your relationship.
FamilyRe: I Am Looking For My Dad: Emeka Kanezi by alex406(m): 2:00pm On Apr 15, 2008
Osun is one of the states that is naturally endowed with such things.
FamilyRe: I Am Looking For My Dad: Emeka Kanezi by alex406(m): 1:46pm On Apr 15, 2008
Guy if you have his picture i will suggest that we take it to one one the shrines in Osunn state and place his picture there and within 2mins you will know his whereabout.Or what do you think? Mr half Cast man!!! grin
Forum GamesRe: Let Everything End With Inho,ho by alex406(m): 12:46pm On Apr 15, 2008
E be like say all the problems in your life is dancing yahoozeinho and will soon start to dey kolomentalinho and later you will be asking your self why meinho,because you want reggedyinho life, as people dey do youinho, you will later be free from their hand and start to say mobolowowoninho.Crazyinho threadingho.
CareerRe: Football Career by alex406(m): 10:13am On Apr 15, 2008
Guy you are not too old in this career but all you need do is focus on what you want to achieve and keep praying to Baba God for success.
BusinessRe: Pure Water Now 10 Naira Per Sachet! by alex406(m): 9:47am On Apr 14, 2008
mikabubaka,why are you so dumb,people are here expressing their feelings and view towards the hike in Pure water,yet you are here advertising the richest man and your forex trade.Please if you don't have anything to say,then go back to school and learn more English for your own benefit, Disgusting, shocked
CareerRe: What Can A Fresh Graduate Do To Earn A Living? by alex406(m): 9:35am On Apr 14, 2008
Kneel Down and pray to God for a favorable job.
PoliticsRe: Anambra State Has Banned The Sale Of Contraceptives! by alex406(m): 3:48pm On Apr 08, 2008
Thanks to all comments on this but i tell you,this stupid Governor is so dumb and mentally derailed.How on earth does he think people will take things easy with this bleeped decision,while he ends up being loaded with enough of "Ashawo" every night and i am sure he will not but use Condoms to protect himself.Don't you think he is insane or even under occultic or Marine attack.Well ma people lets take things easy,i will be going to Onitsha next week and bet it,my CD will be in the most hidden part of my luggage because i am very sure those useless things that call themselves POLICE will want to check if one is with CD so that they can CHOP from there.
Tech JobsRe: Free Ebook In It by alex406(m): 1:31pm On Mar 18, 2008
Cauchy,i need e books on Basic Programming and Also Networking in Cisco, CCNA
Here is my email. chi_lexy@yahoo.com
RomanceRe: Funny Marriage Proposal by alex406(m): 9:59am On Mar 18, 2008
Nawa for these girls of nowadays,the want everything in a plate of Gold, You can imagine such a proposal without any appreciation, Too Bad.Aisha, tell your friend she is missing a lot until she has no guy to propose to her that is when will realize her mistake.You can imagine a 4 years relationship: So for me is not funny and i think the man is really serious if he can say it there.
TV/MoviesRe: Review Any Movie by alex406(m): 5:08pm On Mar 14, 2008
Please can anyone upload any movie here so that others can gain from it?, queen2

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