₦airaland Forum

I hope he performs today

Even if you are as ugly as masquerade, as far as you have money, women would find something beautiful in you like; Wow! He has a nice finger print Wow! He has a cute shadow Wow! His stretch mark is matured

Then una need see phyno own to calabar star trek.

Jackson: pin her against the wall,
Firm grip on her throat
Kiss her deeply
She wouldn't even know whose air she's breathing


ME; Till she dies,
Then you explain in kirikiri why you couldn't do ordinary missionary

RIDDLE: I am something; you can find me in the kitchen, the living room and the other room, what am I?

How can a pastor be preachin about charity, and put a password on church "WIFI? good morning 2u all

A boy watched their hen being mounted by 5 cocks same day,at the end of the day the hen was served as dinner.
The boy pushed his plate away and said"I'd rather sleep hungry than eat this prostitute..

I bin think say if person wan dump some shiit im go go alone, why the escort.

Nigeria judiciary system need serious cleansing, from the chief judge to kitchen judge. meanwhile Until u watch porn wit ur Nigerian parents,
Don't cum here to tel us Everything is Possible.

DID YOU KNOW some girls raise dere hands doing Worship in church just to show men they hv no ring.. WELL,NW U KNW...

I rep fstc awka,I paid #5500 as school fees then bt I heard fg wan increase am to 75k

dat tin dey like my corner space in secondary school. meanwhile, Everything is now so expensive in Nigeria.. Witches don't even serve food in dreams anymore . Abi when last you chop for dream.

Just heard a story of a guy who said he will renovate his girlfriend's family # house .... He made them remove the roof and he disappeared

.........Fact......
Help a woman wen she is in trouble and she will remember you wen she will be in trouble again..

Why can't bank doors have Theme songs like "Kiss Daniel- Mama" Or "Harrysong Baba for the girls" Instead of dat mystical shii they play.

Nigeria police, do you know how much dey collects from bus drivers but would keep the real amount from dia oga. mind you it's daily extortion

newecop:
But u replied... Ewu.

Anu mpama ekwensi piri onu. nekwa ka odi ka nnunu mmiri.

Some people can be very annoying sha How will you borrow somebody's cloth and then goes ahead to slim fit it?

A guy posted on instagram "All ladies are like recharge card; Use and Throw".. And I replied on the comment "which network is your mom?".. And he blocked me....did I say anything wrong?

Just because he can made it? A butterfly lives only 14 days but still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts..each moment in Life is Precious..not all of us can do great thinqs buh we can do small thinqs with Great Love.

people wey dey ask wetin dat picture go bring.

1. not less than 5 of her kinsman go buy shop because na dia ada.

2. Rich men wey go buy because of her


3. Vaseline crew

Does it matter who win or lose? what matters is what you have to offer but it's obvious we don't care what he has to offer but the party that controls the state.

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Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, dnt sell drugs. Daauki hates Competition.

Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, dnt sell drugs. The government hates Competition.

We don here, na wetin hungry am im chop. Who drinks garri with fish if mot the rich!

newecop:
So "HER" na ant for ur house... U no get respect for ur mama.

trading words with a deranged being like you would be a waste of precious time.

mightyhazell:
lol!


How u take knw say na female?



U see the kpekus?

bros, hmm no put me for tight corner. dem plenty na im make me know.

Who said I don't nid enemies? In whose presence will d lord prepare my Table so, the security officer is now his friend.