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I saw a car sticker that read: "PRAY FOR BUHARI" Psalm 109:8 I opened my Bible to the scripture, read it and started laughing. Psalm 109:8-" Let his days be few and brief and let others step forward and replace him"

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Only in buhari era. Yesterday i was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and placed a few sugar in front of her, she had some and went to tell her friends and I hid the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar.

Yesterday i was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and placed a few sugar in front of her, she had some and went to tell her friends and I hid the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think she is a liar

old age don dey catch up on chinedu, wrinkles don dey come out.

Can u imagine NEPA Dy refuse to gv us light for d pass 3mnths Nw, Thinking dt I will complain.... Me dt survived in my mother's stomach for 9mnths without light.... NEPA doesn't know me ooh!!!!!!!!!!

How I felt When pogba scored against Leicester.

sekem sekem foe arsenal, Ima na bank alert me bu gbagam

very kind of him. meanwhile, That moment when you help your mum to echo
your
sibling's name and she be like: "Oh, you're even
there?
Oya come and do it"

she looks good. A girl who laughs at all your Dry Jokes during a first date doesnt have transport money.

I can only say "tremendous. he takes blame for every failure, let give him this credit also.

some of those people insulting her keep bible under their pillow while f.ucking their boyfriend or girlfriend.

goooooaaaaal

How many of us noticed that Manchester United
has not won a single game since iPhone 7 was
released. Leicester 1_2 Chelsea

IyanuFanoro:
lel . True buh Cmon its jst a ccoincidence

mehn, bad coincidence.

How many of us noticed that Manchester United have not won a single game since iPhone 7 was released. Leicester 1_2 Chelsea.

Witches bin wan play with you fine boyism but your juju pass dem.

You don mean it, what will that news change now? Stepping down as president or saving us from recession?

for non justifiable reason. My boss has been calling me "bullet" since last week... I think he wants to fire me.

Good for em. Somewhere in Emeka Offor Plaza Onitsha, someone is already selling iPhone 7 London used

NCAN aba branch right now

in case.

~ Only in Naija ~
Imagine!!! An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5000 to the injured
and N6 million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were; one of the dead shouted, "bros go back to your place, no bring confusion come here, they have counted us oh!

~ Only in Naija ~
Imagine!!! An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured, 12 died. So the Minister of Health promised to offer N5000 to the injured
and N6 million to the dead for their funeral. One of the injured got up and laid where the dead were; one of the dead shouted, "bros go back to your place, no bring confusion come here, they have counted us oh!!!

everybody is beginning to feel it. anyways, # NigerianUncleBeLike Amanda you're now a big
girl oo, turn around, oya come and sit on
my lap.

Words and Opposite
Good - Bad
Tall - Short
Man - Woman
Goodluck - Buhari

na joke I dey oo

Team 1 pack

10/10 of men patronizing them are Italians. I have what you want, you pay for it problemo solved.

it never get old. papilo

In this hard economy that dangote lost $5.6b and still healthy, but I misplaced my 1k and my heart is doing me somehow.