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Crime › Re: Jesu Oyinbo's Son Arrested For Defiling The 14-yr-old Niece Of His Girlfriend by AlexCk: 11:07am On Nov 06, 2017

Smh.

People that defile kids, teens, etc, do them normally think before they act??. As in, u even have a 'supposed lover', but noooo, na pikin u wan do. undecided

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The painful part is they'll say it's the devil. Devil that's just chilling on Nairaland reading news too.

Smh

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Romance › Re: Any Real Man Will Spot The Problem With This Picture by AlexCk: 11:03am On Nov 06, 2017

RaggedyAnn:
Maybe he's trying to teach her a lesson.
Earlier that day.....
Guy: babe, it's cold out. You wanna grab a jacket?
T: No, I'm good.
Guy: Are you sure? Because it is really freezing.
T: No, it will ruin the outfit. This dress doesn't go with a jacket. Do you want Miuccia Prada to turn in her grave?
Guy: I don't think that she's dead, babe
T: (looks daggers at him) it's an expression. Anyway, if I put a jacket on this, she damn well will be.
Guy: babe, I'm just worried about you here. You'll freeze to death.
T: I'm a woman. I can handle a little pain.
Guy: okay, if you say so. But you know me, I'm a baby about discomfort.

T: gosh, it's a bit chilly
Guy: really??, i didn't notice.
T: don't worry, it's nothing really.
Guy: u sure, i could still give u my jacket to wear T.
T: nah, it's ruin my looks J.
Guy: alright then.

6mins later...

T: J, abeg give me the jacket, this cold wan finish me.
Guy: *shocked*, thought you said you never understood pidgin.
T: someone can not play with you again.

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Moral of the lesson. Always wear a jacket when it's cold outside, you are not a white walker.

Lol grin

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ACE (africa Courier Express) Recruitments (14 Positions) by AlexCk: 10:51am On Nov 06, 2017

chrisbaxtian:
hmmm

See everything na God bro.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ACE (africa Courier Express) Recruitments (14 Positions) by AlexCk: 10:40am On Nov 06, 2017

chrisbaxtian:
maybe you no pass ni

Or maybe as a non social science student, they know i wont really stay long with them.

No1 fails interviews mate, sometimes you ace it and u don't still get called, other times, u lie so much, and they wanna employ u ASAP

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: ACE (africa Courier Express) Recruitments (14 Positions) by AlexCk: 10:20am On Nov 06, 2017

Peachbloom:
You people have started again?

Lol,
No mind them.

After test and interview,
We'll surely get back to me, they said...

Till now, nothing

Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghana Policeman Whips Lady's Butts Raw For Refusing To Enter Cell (Graphic Pics) by AlexCk: 8:35am On Nov 06, 2017

omoelerin1:
There is nothing like 'polices'. it is wrong. 'Police' is a plural form.
You can write a policeman or police officer as a singular.

Yea, thanks for spotting that,

I know there's nothing like that, must have 'read in' the word, not knowing i wrote 'rubbish' grin

Computers › Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by AlexCk: 6:42am On Nov 06, 2017

Morning people.

I have an issue with my laptop's screen, hp620 plus i think the flex maybe bad too.

Thinking of changing it,
Pls what do y'all think is the price range to fix it?

Romance › Re: Am In Love With A Nairalander by AlexCk: 11:13pm On Nov 05, 2017

rawpadgin:
For the fact that i am not a fan of internet relationship, i think i will let it slide

Maybe i should just wait 4 the right time to profess my love to her

...and she says she loves u as a friend grin

Romance › Re: I And My Cousin Having sex: An Abomination?? by AlexCk: 11:03pm On Nov 05, 2017

makydebbie:
Second cousins. They share the same grandparents, but they still have the same surname. I mean before they got married.

I think it's the same great grand parents not grandparents,

1st cousins are the ones that have the same grandparents.

@op, nawa u o.
As much as it may be accepted in some places, to me, it's abit weird to hook up with ur cousin tho

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by AlexCk: 4:26pm On Nov 05, 2017

Mtchww,
Arsenal sef,

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by AlexCk: 2:50pm On Nov 05, 2017

kstix:
Unfortunately the senseless wenger started coquelin and iwobi and put lacazette on the bench

Mehn, i shock as i see am, i like the 4-3-3, but wrong selections, especially le coq(hope he gets his form back), iwobi tho, would have preferred ozil, Sanchez, laca

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 5th November 2017 by AlexCk: 2:02pm On Nov 05, 2017*

Arsenal abeg just don't lose biko.

COYG.

Wenger pls good selection o.
Players abeg have sense,
Cech biko, no go dey mumu o.

Ehen, someone should tell xhaka to 'please stop losing possession oo', just no mumu too. Wilshere is eyeing ur spot.

Ramsey biko, turn to zidane today,
Ozil biko, don't disappear o.
Sanchez, show pep that they should have bidded higher to get u. wink

#modified.

Im happy with the 4-3-3, but benching lacazette again vs a big team??, nawa o.
Coquelin & xhaka together??, hmmm.
Iwobi starting too, hmmm,

Let's hope it plays to our advantage.
Imagine we were leading, and lacazette & giroud comes in 2nd half,
Choi

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghana Policeman Whips Lady's Butts Raw For Refusing To Enter Cell (Graphic Pics) by AlexCk: 1:48pm On Nov 05, 2017*

She resisted going to the cell, doesn't mean you'd whip her like some goat.

These our African police sef.
Wait sef, maybe she was illegally arrested sef, cuz i no trust anything police.

PS: but the lady's butt though... lipsrsealed

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Romance › Re: My Neighbor's Wife Is Cheating On Me. Women are scum! by AlexCk: 11:50am On Nov 05, 2017

Lol.

Stop generalizing biko,
Some married women/men oo, not all.

Besides, they'll always cheat because there's always an asshóle ready to cheat with them.

Romance › Re: 10 Reasons Guys With Beards Make The Best Boyfriend by AlexCk: 11:46am On Nov 05, 2017

Well, he's right indeed, they make the best boyfriends, but not husbands. Lol.

We know u are advertising yourself jare, no worry @Op u r finee tongue

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They will pm u.

Happy now??.

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Health › Re: Tungdom: Condom For Protection During Mouth Action (Photos) by AlexCk: 11:26am On Nov 05, 2017

godofuck231:
May your woman know no drought, may she bask on your bed of perpetual indulgence

Romance › Re: What Is The Problem With This Mods Na? by AlexCk: 8:11pm On Nov 04, 2017

IAMiLegend:
You don't have dimples, so swerve.

Celebrities › Re: Omotayo Maimunat Starts Following Femi Adebayo Again, Does A Live Video With Him by AlexCk: 4:47pm On Nov 04, 2017

Do they think they are acting a nollywood marriage scene.

Y'all better be serious oo.

Health › Re: Tungdom: Condom For Protection During Mouth Action (Photos) by AlexCk: 4:07pm On Nov 04, 2017

donstan18:
Nonsense!!!, What d'fvck is this canopy looking sh*t!!!

This won't allow you be in control of your "Pussy Licking"... It'll hinder some clit tongue jiggling!, You'v got to be in control of the available "Pussy eating"!

Since I can't eat food with this, I won't also eat pussy with it!.... "Pussy" is meant to be eaten, licked,.. Do some raw ultimate search with your tongue down your woman's pussy and make her feel like the best and romance woman on earth!... Jiggle her clitoris and pussy lips to make her laps vibrate... So that she'll feel your skin and raw tongue than this sh*t!

That sh*t should be banned!, So that she'll feel your raw ultimate searching tool!

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Romance › Re: Why Do We Close Our Eyes While Kissing.? by AlexCk: 2:48pm On Nov 04, 2017

Cuz when u open ur eyes, at that distance, their forehead looks huge, plus you'd get distracted seeing how the face looks like up close grin

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Politics › Re: 2017 Fiscal Sustainability Index Of States In Nigeria - BudgIT by AlexCk: 12:38pm On Nov 04, 2017

Aregbe shaa,
Still dey owe me my state alaweee

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Introvert Zone by AlexCk: 8:08pm On Nov 03, 2017

Hahahaha.

Social life - zero
Love life - creepily weird
Loner life - absolutely cheesy

Parties - dunno, lazy to go out
Night clubbing - nope, i love my sleep
Talking to myself - oh yea!.

#FrEaK_of_nature

Romance › Re: Girls Are Now Wearing Fake Viginals by AlexCk: 7:47pm On Nov 03, 2017

FTrebirth:
some vaginas actually need replacing. innovative!

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Romance › Re: Feminism: Respect Not Equality. by AlexCk: 7:34pm On Nov 03, 2017

Another post on feminism?!.

Jeez.

Anyways, respect is what we all yearn for though, self respect is also very key. Most people don't have it that's why respect is mostly lost.

#SelfRespect

Romance › Re: Dump Your Lover If He Can't Give You N50,000 For Your Hair by AlexCk: 7:28pm On Nov 03, 2017

DeadRat:
i Just Need Yes Or No... No Need For Your Borin Lines

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Romance › Re: Dump Your Lover If He Can't Give You N50,000 For Your Hair by AlexCk: 7:04pm On Nov 03, 2017

A girl that'll request 50k every 2weeks for her hair instead of using it for a business or two to gain much more for herself to help out(incase), is highly dumb.

#priorities

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Romance › Re: 22-Year-Old Black Lady & Her 71-Year-Old White Lover Pictured by AlexCk: 2:48pm On Nov 03, 2017

Hmm.

Soft work, or true love,??

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Romance › Re: What Will You Do If You Meet Your Partner Like This In Your House by AlexCk: 2:44pm On Nov 03, 2017

Me: why covering my babies hun??, undecided

Her: cuz they have missed u more than i do, im jealous of them, hence covering them. embarassed

Me: awwww, oya lemme show u i miss both them and you all together. wink

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We head to the parlour, grab the pads and start playing ps4. tongue

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Crime › Re: Kidnapper Evans All Smiles In Court During Arraignment (Photos) by AlexCk: 2:30pm On Nov 03, 2017

B4 nko, u expect him to cry??

He stole from the 'stolens' stoled by other stealers that stole from what shouldn't have been stolen in the first place.

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Romance › Re: Yeah by AlexCk: 2:03pm On Nov 03, 2017

@Op, it's just u.

tongue

Romance › Re: Question Of The Day: Why Do Ladies Cry When A Man Is Proposing To Them by AlexCk: 2:02pm On Nov 03, 2017

The same reason fanatics cry when their team/club wins a trophy. cheesy

Romance › Re: How My Friend Caught Her Husband In Bed With Her Younger Brother by AlexCk: 11:09am On Nov 03, 2017

To get cheated on is bad,
To get cheated on by same-sex is worse,
To get cheated on by same-sex that's ur sibling is worst.

Can't possibly imagine how she feels, it'll be hard, even with the best counsellor, she can't unsee what she saw. If twas me, mehn e go hard o, forgiving is no wahala, but forgetting is hard, and to continue with the relationship is harder.

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