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CrimeRe: Police: Why We Couldn't Save The Aluu 4 by alextayo(m): 6:26pm On Oct 15, 2012
Proverb 29: 2: When the righteous rule, the people rejoice; but when the wicked are in power, the people groan.


This is the MONUMENTAL LIE OF THE CENTURY which ought to be in the guiness book of record.

1. The River State Police Command commenting just after the incident said that the boys were already dead before their men got to the spot.

2. One of the Sisters of the slain students confirmed that police officers were present and even gave the go ahead for the final blow using the word "IF UNA SURE SAY THEM BE THIEF"......and this alledgedly caused the happy cheering by the mob as witnessed in the video clip....

3. If truly the police were chased with stones by the angry mob, it would have been captured on video and if they were professional enough to carry out their duty, they could have called for backup.

4. The first excuse the Police gave was that they dont have enough bullets but they never mentioned that they were attacked.....

Do these people think that we are fools? On what critical appraisal is the assertion of the IGP based upon.......It is just so unfortunate that we have wicked leaders in all aspect of governance in Nigeria.

I am an Ijebu Man and i swear that if this type of thing happens to any of my family.....i will put christianity aside, and will avenge this killing by whatever physical and spiritual means at my disposal.... God will P_nish anybody who is trying to hide the truth in this matter, infact whom ever they cherished most in their family will go through murder even more gruesome than this.....I rest my case for the mean time
EducationHow REAL Is Your Primary School Education by alextayo(op): 12:30am On Jul 15, 2012
If you attended primary school in the 70's and 80's lets see how real your education is because you should be able to recite at least 15 of these songs and rhymes.

The day is bright is bright and fair
oh happy day, the day of joy
The day is bright is bright and fair
oh happy day of joy
mama jellof rice!

sanda lily sanda lily,
sanda lily sanda lily,
if u know where to go,
you will know when to stop2x

H-i-p- for the hip,
p-o-p-o for the hi-po-po
and t-a-m-u-s for the hi-po-po-ta-mus
hi-po-po-ta-mus! (shout on top of our voices)

One, two buckle my shoe, three, four know at the door.....
complete it if you know the rest.

Come to school in time and learn,
be obedient, be obedient
come to school in time and learn
Never late to school.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
all the King's horses and all the King's men
could not put Humpty Dumpty together again. (I remember Chigozie and his extra large head whenever I remember this rhyme)

Some have food but cannot eat,
some can eat but have no food.
We have food and we can eat.
Glory be to thee o Lord. Amen.

oh my home o my home
oh my home o my home
wen shall i see my home
wen shall i see my native land
i will never forget my home!

holiday is coming [2x]
no more morning bells
no more teachers whip.
goodbye teachers, goodbye scholars
I am going to spend
my jolly holiday [2x]

parents listen to your children
we are the leaders of tomorrow
try and pay our school fees
and give us good education

I am a little sailor boy that comes from the sea
that comes from the sea to marry you
Oh will u marry marry marry
will you marry me?

8 o'clock is the time for school,
dont be late in the morning.
8 o'clock is for boys and girls,
come to school in the morning.

Morning has broken, like the 1st morning,
blackbirds have spoken, like the 1st word
Praise for the singing. Praise for the morning,
Praise for the evening, Fresh from the world.

Now the day is over, (special song for closing time)
night is drawing nigh,
shadows of the evening,
still across the skies

Glory to the father,
Glory to the son,
And to thee blessed spirit,
Whilst all ages run, Amen!

Rain rain go away
come another another day
Little children want to play

Tisha jowo, mo fe jegba temi
nami lo'wo, ma se na mi ni'di, ti'dimi ba wu,
maa pe baba mi wa, baba mi, a ba e ja.
Tisha Olodo

All things bright and beautiful,
all creature great and small
all things bright and wonderful,
the lord god made them all.
He gave us eyes to see them
And lips that we might tell
He gave us "glowing" colors
And made the mighty sea

Bojuboju o oh! Oloro n'bo! e para mo o oh!
Se kin shii, Shii!! shi shi shi Shii!!
Eni toloro ba mu , a paa je (A paa jee!!)

Jack and Jill went up to a hill,
To fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his Leg,
And Jill came tumbling after(wonder what they really went to do up that hill)

Who sat and watched my infant head
when sleeping on my cradle bed,
and tears of sweet affection shed,
My Mother

When pain and sickness makes me cry,
you gaze upon my heavy eye
and pray to God that i shouldn’t die,
My Mother,

prayer is the key 2x
prayer is the master key
Jesus started with prayer
and ended with prayer
prayer is the master key,

Row Row Row your Boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dream.

old Rodger is dead and gone to his grave, hmm!!, haa!!, gone to his grave
they planted an apple tree over his head, hmm!!, haa!!, over his head
the apple grew ripe and ready to drop, hmm!!, haa!!, ready to drop
there came an east wind and blowing them off, hm, ha, blowing them off
there came an old woman to pick them all up, hmm!!, haa!!, pick them all up
old Rodger got up and gave her a knock, hmm!!, haa!!, gave her a knock
which made the old woman go hippity hop, hmm, haa hippity hop

papa mama school no dey,wetin happen?
our teacher dey smoke gari for school
which kind gari? ijebu gary, cele wata,
calabar groundnut, ondo suger

Solomon grundy,
born on Monday
christening on Tuesday
married on Wednesday
took ill on thursday
grew worse on friday
died on saturday
buried on sunday
this is the end of solomon grundy

There are two black bird sitting on the wall
One named Peter, one named Paul (I guess the Poet has Psquare in mind)
Fly away Peter, fly away Paul
Come back Peter, come back Paul,
Come back two black bird and sit ont the wall

Pussy cat, pussy cat
where have you been?
I've been to London to see the Queen.
Pussy cat, Pussy cat
what did you do there,
I frightened a little mouse out of her shoe.
TravelRe: How Many States Have You Visited In Nigeria? by alextayo(m): 11:17pm On Jul 14, 2012
I am in my early 30's and cant believe i've been to all these states in my short period on earth until i came across this post. I have travelled to these states:

Imo state (was born in Aba before it fell under Abia state, though i'm of Lagos origin)
Lagos State (my state of origin)
Abia state
Rivers state, (NYSC year)
Ogun state,
Oyo state, (spends most of my pry and sec. school holidays there)
Kogi state,
Abuja FCT, (went for Job hunting)
Niger state,
Ondo state,
Delta state.

I have also had brief stops at the follwoing states

Anambra state,
Edo state,
Bayelsa state, and
Ekiti State
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice On This Relationship (no Insult Pls) by alextayo(m): 4:50am On Jun 12, 2012
@shollypoz, i am in strong support of your view because i have the same mentality when it comes to Nigerian pastors and the way they handle christianity. Lazy men under the guise of pastors now dictates our life for us and we follow them like sheep. Love is a thing of the heart and people should marry whoever their heart goes with. Let us stop listening to all these business men who calls themselves pastors, they have done more harm than when it comes to relationship issues.
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice On This Relationship (no Insult Pls) by alextayo(m): 9:31pm On Jun 11, 2012
I am not a bad guy, i am only reaping the fruit of my labour after investing for 8 years. Pastor only says we cant marry but didnt say we cant f--k. The fact that she has other names to pray over shows that she is not faithful and can never be faithful.
RomanceRe: I Need Your Advice On This Relationship (no Insult Pls) by alextayo(m): 9:08pm On Jun 11, 2012
I lost my GF 8yrs into our relationship because some creepy pastor prayed over some names and mine was not picked. We still f--ked ourselves even up till this evening but she still insist we are not meant to marry each other. Never fall for this prayer stuff infact picking the ballot is far better than this crap.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Wanted: Internet Workers.earn $1500-2000/month Working Part-time On The Internet by alextayo(m): 5:12pm On Apr 09, 2012
I cant imagine why some people will be exhibiting their level of poverty by scrambling and begging for a link that never existed. If the poster really wants some publicity, let him go to 3rd mainland bridge and off his pant.
RomanceRe: Benue Girls by alextayo(m): 3:14am On Apr 04, 2012
I had a very beautiful benue gf during my service year in Rivers state. We were so much in love dat i ignored and disregarded all the gist my friends gives me abt her excapades in town. I started seeing tins myself after careful observation. There was a weeked she told me she's going to Owerri to check on her pregnant friend only to be spotted at a guy's crip in Bayelsa, amongst many other escapades that i later got to know about. The climax came wen I travelled to Aba for 2days and she brought home a male friend to pass the night in my room. I became suspicious wen i came back frm Aba because of the offensive odour emanating frm my room and upon investigation, i got the full uncensored gist, I accosted her and to my biggest suprise, she claimed to hav informed me abt the guys visit b4 i travelled. Guys, will you give ur room key to ur babe for her to accomodate her male friend while you are away? I pardoned her because of wat we've been thru 2gether but dat ends our sweet memorable relationship. In sincerity to her, she reallys know how to take kia of a man...a perfect wife material aside her uncontrolable attitude of sleeping around.
PhonesRe: Nokia Care @ Nigeria: by alextayo(m): 7:40pm On Mar 18, 2012
The browser on my nokia X3-02 has stopped working for over 2 weeks now as well as the speaker of the phone.
PoliticsRe: I Foresee Igbo Becoming Lagos Gov By Okafor by alextayo(m): 12:54pm On Aug 03, 2011
If an Idol wants to disgrace itself, it will tell its worshipers to take him to the stream for a swim (Yoruba Proverb). Okafor has eaten and drank too much and all he could do is to start vomiting beautiful nonsense, How can someone in his right thinking sense even conceive such an idea.

We the Yoruba's have tolerated the Igbo's to the extent that the idiotic ones among them always shout, LAGOS IS NO MAN'S LAND, I say to you, if this assertion is true, , whenever your land can ever manage to be as developed as Lagos, it will forever be a NO MAN'S LAND. Your case is like that of a butterfly who calls himself a bird.

The cultured Igbos are the ones who benefited from the free Universal Basic Education introduced by Chief Obafemi Awolowo, when your Premiers back then have no vision on qualitative leadership. Aside that, An average Igbo Rich Man is just a loud mouthed clown and jester who managed to get money through rituals means and starts making noise all over Lagos,

In fact you people are causing us serious over population and heat, and its high time we do something about that. You will fail woefully in your plans just as you failed in your bid to capture the Nations Presidency.


I say and swear to Eledumare, Baba God, an Igbo man will never, can never and shall never rule over my Land.

Oodua for Life.
CultureRe: Why Is Esu Associated With Satan? by alextayo(m): 7:03pm On Jul 28, 2011
Let me start with this African proverb that say: When the whites came to Africa, they have the Bible, we have the land. They asked us to close our eyes for prayer and when we opened our eyes, they have the land and we have the Bible.

It was the missionaries that first came to Africa (in disguise). They later brought suppresion of existing political system, slave trade, stealing of African wealth amongst many evil. They are the real devil.

Back to the topic, Esu in the Yoruba Traditional religion is not the same as the biblical Esu.

Esu laa lu, Okiri Oko,
Ebita Okunrin,

This praise line in honour of Esu depicts Esu as the punisher who goes about with stone to punish offenders.

I make bold to say that just as the saints in the christian religion intercedes for those on earth so also does Orunmila and our ancestors like Ogun, Obatala, Oya, Sango and others intercedes for us and protect the community.

I make bold to say that there is no difference in the biblical saints and our ancestors in the African Traditional Religion.
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I have 2009 edition of bitdefender antivirus and internet security, Norton antivirus, internet security and Norton 360, Kaspersky antivirus, 4GB memory card, 2GB flash drive, cordless keyboards and mouse, hard disk amongst other.

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A trial will convince you.
AutosDodge Ram 3500 & Suzuki Powerbike 600 For Sale by alextayo(op): 12:38pm On Jul 06, 2009
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AutosRe: Car Change Of Ownership by alextayo(m):
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Census: Your State by alextayo(m): 5:01pm On Jan 08, 2009
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@Zaragoza, I totally agree with ur post. I don't believe Lagosians are more enlightened than the south-east or south-south states, at least not all. Lagos only leads as a result of it's dense population. Come to east & see state-of-the-art cafes and countless others who surf from the (this)comfort of their homes.
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Note indigenes like you are the ones spoiling Lagos. Why dont you go back to your state and see how miserable life would have been for you.
Music BusinessRe: Please Help I Need Musical & Studio Equipment by alextayo(m):
There is a whare house along Agidingbi, Ikeja. There is guarantee for cheap, quality and original equipments. call or send SMS on
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Heritage Musical Band led by (B.A Phil.), uses a blend of traditional African musical instrument and Western musical instruments(especially strings and horns), to make your occasion a memorable one.

Call on the band if you need seasoned, censored and qaulity music for your Wedding reception, Birthday Party, Get together, Child Naming and dedication, House Warming, Burial Ceremony and other occasions.

FamilyRe: Ever Lost Someone As Dear As Family? Come Light A Candle For Them Here by alextayo(m): 6:23pm On Jun 26, 2008
I am lighting a candle for my mum and my younger brother may they rest in peace.
RomanceRe: Will You Ever Date An Ex Girl Friend /boyfriend Again? by alextayo(m): 2:30pm On Jun 22, 2008
Its depends on what led to the break up. But i see no reason in having a forgiving heart.

A lasting marriage is not solely based one love but forgiveness.

However i can as well bang some ex's who are sexual goddess if opportuned.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Born In March?sign Up Here.this Is March Zone. by alextayo(m):
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