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Christianity EtcRe: What Name Should I Give My Baby? by AlfaSeltzer(op): 5:32pm On Dec 02, 2014
Boss13:
I thought you said you were dyinghuh? How far with that
We are all dying. That's why we make children to replace us when we are gone.

Have you made your replacement yet?
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:52pm On Dec 02, 2014
^^^ So ajibam, they finally banned u?
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:00pm On Dec 02, 2014
So we heathens took over the section and xtians quarantined themselves here?
bunch of cryst-following cowards.
Christianity EtcRe: The Christian Chatbox ( sticky) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:58pm On Dec 02, 2014
Mynd44:
This is gonna be good
Lord have mercy. U still here?
Christianity EtcRe: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:56pm On Dec 02, 2014
philfearon:
As if there is actually anything wrong or right...
Oh yes there are according to yahweh.
Eating shellfish - Wrong!
buying slaves - Right.
Christianity EtcRe: What Name Should I Give My Baby? by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:29am On Dec 02, 2014
holatin:
Satanchukwu, devilmercy , yvi elub means Lucifer child in latin
Nice but not socially acceptable.
Christianity EtcRe: What Name Should I Give My Baby? by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:28am On Dec 02, 2014
timmy2409:
SAMAEL (סמאל): In Jewish mythology, this is the name of an archangel, a fallen angel, the Angel of Death or Poison, the accuser, seducer, and destroyer famously known as The Grim Reaper. He is said to be both good and evil, having been one of the heavenly host. He rules over seven habitations called Sheba Ha-yechaloth, infernal realms of the Earth. The Talmud states: "the evil Spirit, Satan, and Sama'el the Angel of Death, are the same"

SETH (Σεθ): Greek form of Egyptian 'Set', possibly meaning "one who dazzles." In mythology, this is the name of an ancient evil god of Chaos, storms, and the desert, who slew Osiris.

BEOWULF would be really cool too if you could get away with that

Sauce
Hmm! Samael. Nice find. Some may confuse it with Samuel but that may be a positive thing. I'll see what wifey thinks about it.
Christianity EtcRe: What Name Should I Give My Baby? by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:00am On Dec 02, 2014
holatin:
Esulabi, esugbemi, or name him JEG
I'm not yoruba.
Christianity EtcRe: Can Nigerians Donate A Kidney To Their PASTOR? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:58am On Dec 02, 2014
won't god heal the pastor?
Christianity EtcWhat Name Should I Give My Baby? by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:53am On Dec 02, 2014
Guys, I'm looking for inspiration.

My wife is due in a few weeks, and it's a boy! Praise be to Satan. My problem is that I have been looking for a Satanic name to give him which will not bring him prejudice in later life. Calling him Lucifer will not work. Many of the angels of hell have great and powerful names but my wife won't have it. So I'm looking for a unique name with Satanic connotation which is socially acceptable. Maybe a combination like Lucidon. Lucifer + Abaddon.

What do you think?
Christianity EtcRe: Atheistic Satanism! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:40am On Dec 02, 2014
You should have taken the time to edit your post for better reading. Satan does not condone laziness.
Christianity EtcRe: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:33am On Dec 02, 2014
@op, you now under curse.
Christianity EtcRe: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:30pm On Dec 01, 2014
lastmessenger:
There I was with my face on the ground speaking a language that I could not understand. and then suddenly a mighty power rested on me
cheesy you better start begging.
Christianity EtcRe: Science Confirms Eucharistic Miracles by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:28pm On Dec 01, 2014
italo:
Below is a narration of what happened in one of the miracles in the video...for those who might not have the time or data to watch it.

http://www.loamagazine.org/nr/the_main_topic/eucharistic_miracle_in_buenos.html

A consecrated Host becomes flesh and blood


He determined that the analyzed substance was real flesh and blood containing human DNA. Zugiba testified that, “the analyzed material is a fragment of the heart muscle found in the wall of the left ventricle close to the valves. This muscle is responsible for the contraction of the heart. It should be borne in mind that the left cardiac ventricle pumps blood to all parts of the body. The heart muscle is in an inflammatory condition and contains a large number of white blood cells. This indicates that the heart was alive at the time the sample was taken. It is my contention that the heart was alive, since white blood cells die outside a living organism. They require a living organism to sustain them. Thus, their presence indicates that the heart was alive when the sample was taken. What is more, these white blood cells had penetrated the tissue, which further indicates that the heart had been under severe stress, as if the owner had been beaten severely about the chest.”
Oh my god! Who have they now killed?
Christianity EtcRe: I'll Edit When I Find A Befitting Topic by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:22pm On Dec 01, 2014
this is one thread you can't derail. no topic. cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:11pm On Dec 01, 2014
@op, beg.
Christianity EtcRe: I'll Edit When I Find A Befitting Topic by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:49pm On Dec 01, 2014
AgapeCharis:
oohk
same to you.
Christianity EtcRe: I'll Edit When I Find A Befitting Topic by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:17pm On Dec 01, 2014
AgapeCharis:
boiling name
Dt got me laughing.

U seen think writing d name in capital letters means u'r respecting him? Respect is much more dan dt
it is about knowing who we are talking about. There are sub fsm's everywhere. You can find them in your kitchen cupboards. I am not talking of those. I am talking of the creator of everything. His name is FSM.
Christianity EtcRe: I'll Edit When I Find A Befitting Topic by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:57pm On Dec 01, 2014
AgapeCharis:
what's great fsm?
Please don't write his boiling name in small letters. He is FSM, the creator of everything.
Christianity EtcRe: What's Christianity Turning To In Nigeria, Particularly In The South East by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:45pm On Dec 01, 2014
did God complain?
Christianity EtcRe: I'll Edit When I Find A Befitting Topic by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:43pm On Dec 01, 2014
Same applies to the Great FSM.
Christianity EtcRe: Family Time With Lucifer: The Bible For Kids by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:09am On Dec 01, 2014
sonOfLucifer:
Thank you for the permission.
Have pity. She is already heavily afflicted.
Christianity EtcRe: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:19am On Dec 01, 2014
Enchanting deities of the underworld,
I call upon thee to help me perform my evil deeds.
Come at once, aid this dream of terror,
come at once to bring them horror.
Crawl inside his head deep in the night,
Bring him the dream I see so clear,
Bring him my dream of fright.
He shall never forget this dream I made,
let it stay with him until his grave.
Now go at once, travel the night,
bring lastmessenger dreams of fright.
Christianity EtcRe: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:16am On Dec 01, 2014
I invoke thee, dark God, call thee by name.
Lucifer, enter my circle, I call you on this dark hour, to aid me in my dark deeds.
I invoke thee dark goddess, call thee by name.
White Lady of the Sea, enter my circle, I call you on this dark hour, to aid me in my dark deeds.
Christianity EtcRe: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:49pm On Nov 30, 2014
@op, as you didn't desist after initial warning, get ready.

I already called up Satan here yesterday in His original language but antispambot hid it and banned me. It doesn't change anything. The conjuring has already started.

The seven red candles of evocation are already lit. Tonight I will light the 3 black candles to bind the trinity. op, you are doomed!
Christianity EtcRe: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:13pm On Nov 29, 2014
Macelliot:
Is that all you gat to say?
for someone whose god understands only one language, I think he said a lot.
Christianity EtcRe: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:58pm On Nov 29, 2014
lastmessenger:
Rev9:7-11
7The locusts looked like horses ready for battle; on their heads they had what seemed to be crowns of gold, and their faces were like human faces.8Their hair was like women's hair, their teeth were like lions' teeth.9Their chests were covered with what looked like iron breastplates, and the sound made by their wings was like the noise of many horse-drawn chariots rushing into battle.10They have tails and stings like those of a scorpion, and it is with their tails that they have the power to hurt people for five months. 11They have a king ruling over them, who is the angel in charge of the abyss. His name in Hebrew is Abaddon; in Greek the name is Apollyon (meaning “The Destroyer”).


I will hurt you for five months.I have deployed the destroyer.
This is funny. You are deploying my own Lord Commander against me?
Christianity EtcRe: Alfaseltzer- I Have Put On The Whole Weapon For War. Am Ready For War. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:56pm On Nov 29, 2014
texanomaly:
Surely this guy is Alfa playing around... undecided
I have been accused of many things.
Christianity EtcRe: Evolution And The Seagull Dance. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:55pm On Nov 29, 2014
plaetton:
What question, what claims ?
Let's not go round in circles.

Reread previous posts.
Christianity EtcRe: Evolution And The Seagull Dance. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:39pm On Nov 29, 2014
plaetton:
Have you read it sir?
If you have not, then I beg you stop.
Irrelevant. Answer the question.
Christianity EtcRe: Evolution And The Seagull Dance. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:38pm On Nov 29, 2014
plaetton:
Oh please.
Please don't join these band of ignorant religiotards in dismissing something simply because you don't understand the complexities and nuances.

I find that nearly all anti evolutionist argue with their emotionans, their dislike for the idea rather than the scientific facts underpinning it.

So please, if it interests you, study it in as much detail as you can afford, with an open mind.
You are the one going emotional, insulting people and refusing to back-up your claims.

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