₦airaland Forum

mumumugu:
I was a monkey

So evolution didn't work on you.
To go from monkey to mumu shows that the scientists are wrong.

lastmessenger:
We'll am happy because am better than you. I still have many years to live on earth.any one of these days you will drop dead like a sick goat and satan won't help you.
Guy you be confirmed Olodo o. With all the mouth you make about satan, I don't think you deserve to die like a common fowl.
Grow up and get sense before you ruin your life.

no matter what you say, only god's will can happen. stop fighting god.

lastmessenger:
Then I must tell you that satan has finished you.
Does your mama know about your decision to follow satan or are you a motherless lad?

Unlike you forever babies, I am no longer attached to my mum nor am I here to live up to anyone's expectations.
Satan is just starting with me. I have an eternity to spend with him.

italo:
So such horror could have been created by a being not intelligent, compassionate and omnipotent?

That's okay for me.

I'll just take it you have the wrong idea of "compassionate, intelligent, omnipotent."

You want me to admit to the idea of a creator? if it makes you happy. But I can only show people that believe the creation nonsense the reality of creatures. A reasonable person cannot associate the idea of a compassionate loving god with the realities of its creation. But then, if xtians were reasonable, there wouldn't be xtians.

Gooci:
are you yur dog now

I believe the chicken I ate yesterday was also there 500 years ago. Poor thing, 500 years just to end up in my stomach.

lastmessenger:
You no sabi reason at all. Your god made you confused? Why not abandon him.Alfa you really need help.

I already abandoned god. I'm with Satan now. You are the one that sounds confused now.

My prediction: sukkot to deactivate his account on 23 nov. get a new username on 24th nov and give a new date for the end of the world.

CAPTIVATOR:
Consider : What is the condition of human before coming to life ??
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Where were you before the tiny cells from your parent merged to become the living person you are ??
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If humans possess an invisible entity that survives death, where does that entity reside before Conception ??
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This Begs The Question: Where do u think you are some 500 years ago ??

Same place my dog was 500 years ago.

lastmessenger:
I have something important to tell you. The thing is that you are the most confused human being that I have met since this life started.
Why is it that you are this confused?

because god almighty wills it so. if god says yes, not even you can say no.

lastmessenger:
Still waiting for the day of your funeral.Atleast then I can benefit by eating and drinking free.for now you wrote rubbish.

That is if I don't attend yours first.

MrPresident1:
No biggie. it is the law of the jungle. The Hyenas did not kill out of hatred (perhaps only humans kill out of hatred), they killed because they had to feed. It isn't about wickedness or cruelty, it is the instinct to feed and nothing more. The struggle by the pregnant Zebra and the injured wildebeest meant nothing to the predators who had to feed, conscious reasoning would have pitied the preys, but in the jungle, instinct rules.

The predators weren't merciless, they are incapable of being either merciful or merciless, they only obeyed the rules by which they live, the instinctual rule of the wild.

Unlike atheists and satanists who consciously and deliberately deny the existence of their creator, human hyenas, they deny because they want the freedom to act instinctively like the wild hyenas, free from the shackles of reason and conscious morality.

You miss the point totally.
Is your god also incapable of mercy? What was going through your god's head when he created animals that eat others alive? Couldn't your consciously merciful omni omni god devise another way for hyenas to feed? If African wild life was the best your omni god can do, how useless is he!

malvisguy212:
God's idea of the best wine is stated clearly for us in Isaiah 25:6 "And in this mountain The Lord of hosts will make for all people A feast of choice pieces, A feast of wines on the lees, Of fat things full of marrow, Of well-refined wines on the lees"

Like father like son. As they say, apple doesn't fall far away from the tree...

That casket is more comfortable than your bed. Try it.

^^^butthurt

PastorKun:
It could have been you the hyenas are feasting on

that would be your xtian wet dream come true.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xdA9fvZqg0

Hyenas are awesome. No mercy. Isn't god great?

This is the wonderful work of your god. Don't watch if you are too emotional.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Bwvp4DZO0Y

I love hyenas.

sarahade:
U just want to justify the fact ur mohamed is a bastard. Peace

any proof?

I know he loves little girls and even married one and bleeped her at age of nine. But a bastard? I never heard.

Dapo777:
So I Av to write everything out before u can apply ur senses.

If I tell u I walked a long distance,So I have to tell u I wasn't bare footed before u can apply senses and interpolate.

Like I said before u lack sense

I wasn't there to see your feet-stamping tantrum so I can only base my understanding upon what you wrote. It is up to you to be as precise as possible.

Dapo777:
Na wa for u oooo, Ar u an SS person?

Like I said before, you lack precision.

Dapo777:
Look at this fo0l So you didn't read the part I wrote she threw some stew straight into my eyes.

I wonder how a blind man like u is able to use nairaland

Why are you going around in circles? She threw stew into your eyes unknowingly and instead of asking her for water to clean your eyes, you started crying like a baby and stamping your feet like a toddler in a tantrum. Then you turn around and blame her for trying to alleviate whatever pain you have on your feet.

I hope for you that when you get eye problems you go to an optician and not to feet massage parlour.

Dapo777:
So u didn't even read d story.
Or Ar u having a hard time in comprehending English.
I said pepper entered my eyes and she saw me holding my eyes. So If pepper poured on my leg would I be stamping my leg?

Are u dumb or u Ar just acting dumb?

You are the one that didn't read your story. Nowhere in your story did you say you were holding your eyes nor that she saw you holding your eyes. You said and I quote: "I started crying and shouting tapping my feet on the ground"

If you have sensitive skin and the pepper is as hot as you described, yes you would stamp your leg and the best thing to do would be to pour cold water on your leg.

Your problem is you lack precision. I wonder how you get on with girls.

Ishilove:
I love this

Here comes the living dead. I thought Halloween is over.

texanomaly:
It is not that I am a feminist. I simply do not let men pay for my transportation and hotel because I do not want to be beholden to them. Men usually expect a girl to have sex with them if they put out that kind of money. I'm not down with that. If I pay, there is no misunderstanding.

We still expect you to have sex with us even if you pay. So might as well let us pay and enjoy yourself.

Dapo777:
So u Wld Av done d same If u poured pepper into my eyes?

Firstly, she didn't pour any pepper in your eyes. She was serving you food when all of a sudden you started stamping your feet and crying.

If you had pepper in your eyes, you should have asked for water for your eyes instead of crying and stamping your feet. Stupiddity, not superstition, nearly blinded you.

Dapo777:
So the water on my feet will relieve my eye?

You were stamping your feet!
Why should any reasonable person ignore the feet and start treating an eye or ear or whatever?

Thugnificent:
You will not die.

Na you wey no go die.
I curse you to live forever.

Dapo777:
I went to buy food in a canteen,the woman that was selling the food was very flighty and rushy, So When she was about pouring stew into the yam, she threw some stew straight into my left eye. I started wailing,you know those kind of stew with extra ground chilli pepper(ata gungun),I started crying and shouting tapping my feet on the ground.

Guess What the woman did?

She opened a cold sachet water and poured it on my leg.

I was still in pains ooo while she kept on pouring water on my leg.

Is this how silly superstition has made some people?

I dragged the water from her hand and poured it on my eyes.

Silly woman.

She wants to use her silly beliefs to make me blind.

The bolded explains the action of the woman. Not superstition.

texanomaly:
Really sorry.

If we do have an opportunity to meet though, I will take care of my own transportation and hotel.

Feminist. A man is dying to take care of you and can't even show appreciation.

texanomaly:
That is Thanksgiving weekend. I already have plans. All my brothers and their families will be here. Sorry Alfa.

I wish there was something you could do to help.

texanomaly:
I wish there was something I could do to help.

Let's meet. I will be in Canada, Montreal next week/weekend 27th till Sunday 30th. Can you make it up there? Transport and hotel accommodation will be taken care of.

Which god r u on about?