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Christianity EtcRe: In The Beginning There Was An End. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:30pm On Dec 17, 2017
wtf is this?
Christianity EtcRe: How True Is It That He Died For My Sins? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:44pm On Dec 16, 2017
Ol boy believe me, the olodo did get himself killed for your sins.

Like a fool, he wants you to worship him for committing a 3-day suicide.

Choice is yours: give your life to a suicidal mumu or embrace Lord Satan.
RomanceRe: A Date With Bae In The Ocean, Ladies Can You Do This? (Photo) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:04pm On Dec 16, 2017
I think she's all wet now.
PoliticsRe: g by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:42pm On Dec 16, 2017
G4JEEZUS:
tongue you own which media ..vanguard or lindaikeji or vivianjist or sunnewspaper or ait or whichone??
i think they confuse nairaland with "media"
PoliticsRe: Photo Of Dolapo Osibanjo Kneeling Down To Greet Gowon by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:28am On Dec 16, 2017
Tyrabarbara:
she is a woman of virtue. would i be wrong to say her husband met her untouched?
Who wan touch ugliness.
CelebritiesRe: Fela Anikulapo Kuti Preparing For A Show In 1977 (Throwback Photo) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:47pm On Dec 14, 2017
Afonja.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 13th December 2017 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:42pm On Dec 13, 2017
Cresswell is a possum
Christianity EtcWhere Is The Capital Of Heaven? by AlfaSeltzer(op): 1:42am On Dec 13, 2017
Please name the cities of heaven and its capital.
PoliticsRe: Is Everything Ok With Rochas Okorocha? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:39am On Dec 13, 2017
MikeBetty:
Status Or No Status, Nwanne, We Should Learn To Forgive And Move On. No Family In Igboland Was Not Affected, But How Long Will We Dwell On That? Let Us Be Futuristic, Move Ahead. The Greatest Deservice To This Generation Is Being Pastristic And Preaching Of Hate To Younger Ones. Afterall Most Of The Actors Of The War Are Dead. Let The Living Leave In Peace.
May be jews should erect statue of hitler in jerusalem. After all We Should Learn To Forgive And Move On.
PoliticsRe: Is Everything Ok With Rochas Okorocha? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:58am On Dec 13, 2017
Was awolowo this fat?
RomanceYoruba Woman Insults Oyibo For Marrying Another Yoruba Woman. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 4:54pm On Dec 08, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L62S3SChquM

Woman: You’re an idiot, I will f*****g slap you

Man: All I am…All I want is for you to stop putting your dirt on my shoes

Woman: You’re so used to women being quiet when you talk. Touch me again I’ll f*****g scarper you, you’re an idiot

Man: No you’re the idiot

Woman: That’s why you’re not married your idiot. No woman would stand your stupid acts.

Man: Er hello! [holds up his wedding ring] Haha. Ah-ah!

Woman: Are you married? Are you sure? Are you sure she is not cheating on you? Are you sure?

Man: Because she’s a really nice Yoruba lady

Woman: Are you sure about that? Trust me, she’s using your money

Man: Trust me, I don’t know about that.

Woman: You’re a f*****g idiot. Trust me, she doesn’t love you. I’m Nigerian I know what women want, you’re an idiot.

Man: You might know what women like you like

Woman: Touch me again and I’ll f*****g slap you

Man: I don’t want to touch you

Woman: Your wife is where I’m from so I you know I know her attitude so we have the same attitude so touch me again and I will slap you the same way your wife beats you up

Man: Do not put your shoe on my chair so that I have to get dirt on my trousers. So now you know what it’s like

Woman: You’re laughing because you can’t do s**t. You know you can’t do anything. Listen, my foot is literally by your balls. I am literally grabbing you by your balls. Do you understand that? Do you understand that?

Man: No you’re not! Hahaha! You’re just making yourself look like a complete fool.

Woman: You’re actually an idiot do you know that?

Man: You’re making yourself look like a complete fool

Woman: This is fun

Man: Just because you can’t respect other people’s property, take your shoes off..

Woman: So I get on the train and this white idiot

Man: Oh racist as well now? Racism, I love it.

Woman: Like a f*****g idiot
PoliticsRe: Osinbajo Attends Saraki's Daughter's Wedding In Abuja (Photos) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:24pm On Dec 08, 2017
Yoruba people self. No trust whatsoever. They'll crawl into any hole.
PoliticsRe: Operation Lafiya Dole gets New Commander by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:23pm On Dec 07, 2017
Never put the same tribes person to lead an army against their own tribe.
FamilyRe: Is It Right For Me To Ask My Mum To Divorce My Dad?? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:15pm On Dec 04, 2017
When I am faced with problems like this, I ask myself: "what would Satan do?"
PoliticsRe: Pray For Us Suffering In Sambisa Forest;Soldier Begs Nigerians Ahead Of Xmas.PIC by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:50pm On Dec 04, 2017
officialfysh:
I thought we are done with sambisa?
Technically, yes.
But really, it's worse than ever.
PoliticsRe: Pray For Us Suffering In Sambisa Forest;Soldier Begs Nigerians Ahead Of Xmas.PIC by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:49pm On Dec 04, 2017
Evablizin:
Chai,my prayer goes for soldiers suffering and fighting in sambisa alone,i don't care about those soldiers collecting #50 and harassing innocent citizens,may God keep you all and give us victory at last. AMEN.
Luckily for god, there are people like you to remind him what to do.
PoliticsRe: A Must Read. Tears In My Eyes As I Read This. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:27am On Dec 04, 2017
This is kind of olodo that inspire the zoo people.

take advice instead of money? Satan forbid!
PoliticsRe: What Does Ndigbo Really Need? Intro by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:47am On Dec 04, 2017
End the Zoo.
Christianity EtcRe: My Encounter With Demons In My Dream by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:10pm On Dec 03, 2017
Please describe the demons.
PoliticsRe: World Ranking Of Hospitals And Health Care Systems [2017] by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:44pm On Dec 03, 2017
Biety:
I agree.

This is why you like and always wish for bad development.
or why you wallow in it.
PoliticsRe: World Ranking Of Hospitals And Health Care Systems [2017] by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:51pm On Dec 03, 2017
Biety:
Any negative development about this country delights you people.
And you want this country to favour you? I mean you want to excell in this country? How can it be posible when you are not wishing it well.
maggots like shit
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Newcastle United - (3 - 1) On 2nd December 2017 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:43pm On Dec 02, 2017
Hahahahahahha! grin grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: FIFA World Cup 2018 Draw On December 1st by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:53pm On Dec 01, 2017
Satan knows best.
SportsRe: FIFA World Cup 2018 Draw On December 1st by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:53pm On Dec 01, 2017
Lord Satan please.

Group B for the Zoo.
SportsRe: FIFA World Cup 2018 Draw On December 1st by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:45pm On Dec 01, 2017
Zoo in groupo B please.
SportsRe: FIFA World Cup 2018 Draw On December 1st by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:38pm On Dec 01, 2017
Biafrans forced again to represent the zoo.
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Kills A Soldier Aliyu Muhd In Borno State (Photo) by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:17pm On Nov 30, 2017
What a nice day it was today.
PoliticsRe: Is Biafra Agitation Now Dead? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:26pm On Nov 30, 2017
They said it was dead in January 1970. We just laugh.

Some things, you can never kill.

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