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The guy na pure mumu, girl make pass all the pharmacy outlets before reaching your house. I just they imagine the guy mumu when he go buy pad from Pharmacy. Hello! Who is here... I want to buy pad for monthly flow ���

jonahhh:
na the paddy wey yansh am that same day dey give am 8 missed calll so lmao na rest she come rest for your house. so she carry period waka from her house to yours without having pad come even send you make you go buy pad come so you go dey aware say f**k no dey una matter ... some girls go even carry ketchup put for bag enter bathroom form say dem see period.

I am no longer interested in courtship stuff it weighs me down. I do pretenders lover lover. If you know you know

When last did you take your medication
[Qquote author=cloud6999 post=89699345]Must surely be a Bastard..


King has low sperm count[/quote]

The Eastern Governors should buy into it's claim...

Security personnels have been compromised again. Gradually they are moving to middle belt, soon we all will be at their mercy. A time will come when everyone for himself.

By then your family will not have your corpse to bury. Idiotic fellow

GreatResearcher1:
i wish corona will stay a bit longer. I really enjoy quietness and peace from churches and mosques disturbing the neighborhood with noise

Did he asked you to write this? When last did you read the Bible and understand it? Shhh.

MERCHANDISER:
Did You Call Odumeje a Fake Pastor ? You need to read this !
I see some Christians posting all sorts of bad contents regarding
Odumeje. This is wrong on every sides, because i have come to
understand that pastors are not perfect like we make them to
be.
I had previously chosen to just ignore but let me state that
Odumeje's crime is his inability to not speak English and his love
for casual outfits.
Odumeje has not done half of what your favourite pastors have
done, i hope you are cognozant of this fact, because i grew up in
the church.
While your pastor is buying private Jets, building world standard
edifices and schools that your children cant afford to attend,
Odumeje was giving Money to fire victims, food to the poor and
building roads.
While your pastor was allegedly looking for another female
victim to exploit sexually, Odumeje was showing his wife love
and being a father to his beautiful children.
Were we not here when Pastor Adeboye asked people to donate
1billion each? Were we not here when your GO in Abuja asked
his members to Jump into the cleansing Pool for 50k? Are you
not aware that your pastors sell mantle and olive oil?
While your Pastors move around with Armed men, Odumeje is in
the street mixing with street boys and girls, maybe thats why you
call him a fake prophet.
People that couldnt critisize the COZA pastor are insulting
Odumeje and thats laughable.
Some of your pastors have been banned from entering some
countries because of fraud, are you aware ?
Odumeje dances "in a worldly fashion" but your suit wearing and
English speaking pastor wines and dines with corrupt politicians.
I can go on and on but let me not open fowl nyash.

Things that
will make u a man of God

1: Your relationship with God

2. Your way of life

3: And ur spiritual background. Pls deduct that mindset that
reading ur bible, speaking good English we make u a man of
God

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How much and the area

paulavon:
A standard 1 bedroom self contain will cost from 2m- 2.5m, land not inclusive.

The attached 4 bedroom bungalow at roofing level is available for sale, it is located in Benin city.

Any supplies from China should be tested for Coronavirus... Please let's do this test to know who our friends and enemies are.

If i see any hausa coming opposite direction I go just dodged cross. I can't kill myself oooo

Those you called Christians are not but traditional worshipers disguising as Christians.

SharonLoveth:
Remember there are some Christians too in polygamous family not only in Islam what we can do is that let there be policy that will contain maximum child bearing..

On the abortion you're right.. Abortion laws and their enforcement have fluctuated through various eras. In many western countries during the 20th century.. Since family planning has been introduced, abortion is ILLEGAL in western world

He didn't say northerners. Read well or don't you know was Almajiris is.

JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
All these draconian rules, there are river state citizen in other states

You will not live to see the zoo fall

PDJT:
-They have gone to work for Melinda Gates.

-Now let the disease spreads! The Zoo must fall!

The day he stops asking you for sex, ask questions ooo. U better let him enter many times as he wants in a day?


Most people with high sex drive didn't f**k much or didn't f**k at all before marriage. Trust me give him two years from now his demand for it will drop...
For now service him right, left and centre...
You know what use am tire am na him go they bed u sey e don do


I trust my wife... The best thing that ever happens to me

Julietsim:
My husband and I have been married for almost 2 years now. He is a very good man . He is not a cheating type. The only thing is he likes sex so much that he always wants to have it everyday. I am tired. This lockdown has even increase the issue.

Please how can one cope? Is there any married lady that has experienced this. How did you handle it?

Papa die in all your cases is my biggest concern.... My guy nor go die Young... Run from Papa die family.. the trend ain't nice to hear

He acknowledged that 75% are in the informal sectors. Nigeria should open up. This should be eye opener for everyone that we have a sickness called coronavirus. People are dying from worse ailments everyday and nobody is referring to that one

The testing capacity is very small and narrow. They just wasted our valuable days testing just 10k for almost one month plus. What a waste!



Covid19 it is being used to create fear
Below are worse that Coronavirus

Social Media is causing more harm than good to marriage.



As for you may God punish you for trying to destroy someone else marriage knowing fully well

Now I see where your foolishness is coming from

cybernaut:
We Biafrans are traditionist and Judaism before the white men came to our land and confuse us with their useless Christianity and their white god Jesus scam

They were referring to OYO Ibadan

molbic:
I thought they said Yoruba Land is the brown roof capital of the world

I forseen this as well. The time is almost near. One good thing is that there is ban on flights. Even those that are serving as guard for them (para military and military)will work against them. None of them will be spare.

DAVIYJONESS:
MONDAY 27TH APRIL: The Day Nigeria Will Rise Or Fall. Civil War Loading


lagos, ogun and Abuja middleclass and the poor are vehemently waiting for a day that will determine the fate of a nation as the two category of the aforementioned can not survive more than one month of HUNGER for a disease brought into the nation by the elite.

The biggest mistake mr president will ever make is to extend the lockdown and watch the country burn! its revolution people prepare for WAR!

Its apparent nigeria can not distribute palliatives to even 1% of her Citizens of 200million. The best decision is to open the economy and adopt other mechanisms to contain the spread.

I wonder where u hide your sense... Last last someone like you at the brink of things will call on God for His salvation.

FeliciaOja:
Modified:

Please leave God's name out of all these.

What has God have to do with human recklessness??
A Chinese Man Eats Bats and starts infecting others and you say it's God punishing us for evil
What God will kill Old innocent people and leave Evil men and Boko Haram alive??
Why didn't Your God Target specific evil people around the world to punish.
Instead of killing randomly old and young
Even killing the medical workers risking their life saving others
You see how dumb you religious folks are.


Blame It On T.B Joshua

The end of covid19 is close. I can sense it in my spirit. But more step it is time to start praising God

Ok... We are watching... Replacing him with a female Commissioner of Police, when she is on maternal leave the whole state will be on fire.

Adamu Adamu a man that studied Accounting. He speaks six languages. Didn't achieve anything during his tenure as minister of education. Who's advising Mr. president?

How do we make the free money?

deltateam:
That was so unfortunate. You should be more disciplined.



Make free money today.
Check my signature.

Start making imaginary calls. Thank me later... She will go they open am anytime u want am.

Prophets of Doom.. evil agenda

When there is lockdown. Who do you want to sell it to.


Trouble part two for a country that refuses to diversify

Before China released Corona virus they have the vaccine... If the world refuses their vaccine the will bring out another virus.


This is the first time I am seeing original good China has produce.