Let me just say for the record before I begin that I am not a student and the girls I saw below, I met them inside town and not on campus. I just discovered from experience that for girls that have small breast and small yansh, it is easy to collect their phone number. But for girls that have big breast or big yansh, it is always difficult to collect their number. So for some of those who want to argue that is easy to collect girl numbers, this is my reply to them. So this week I saw one girl/woman (she looks 20 something) that has big yansh. So I recited one format that one of my friends gave me and she said "I am not in the mood for that one now". So I kept walking behind her from a distance for 5 minutes until she entered bus to an unknown destination (I didn't know where the bus was going). Even after reminding her that I am the one that tried to ask for her number after everybody came down from the bus, she was suppose to pity me and give me her number. But following all this, she only managed to tell me her department. She didn't tell me her level or her name. She said she has no name. Till now I am starting to regret that I should have pretended to invite her for a church program or a seminar somewhere. There is another one I saw, this one looks 17 or 18 because she is short and she said she is in 100 level. I tried asking her were she was coming from and got to find out she was coming from class. I asked her for her department. When I was about asking for her name, she asked me why I was asking her all these questions. Once I told her that "I like her", she said "please step back". And that was the last word she spoke to me. When I tried talking to her, she kept me quiet and kept walking. She was with 2 other girls. So I had to go back even though she told me she was going to her hostel off campus. Because I didn't know what was inside her mind or if she was going to phone anyone and it was dark around 7pm. To avoid being accused of trying to rob or rape somebody's child. Anyway please drop your formats that you can use to successfully collect girls numbers everytime. Another thing I think is it's easier for rich people to successfully collect girls' numbers. If you pull up in one Mercedes Benz C300 next to the girl, she is unlikely not give you her number? But if you use legedis benz, it will be 100 times harder for you. I may be wrong about this one sha

Hmm... Hello Predict's draws are working. I'm guessing you edited their draws. I won't blame you sha, their draws were too many. Just put the 3 or 4 draws you are sure of, instead of writing an Epistle

I chose not to use my main nairaland account to write this, as this post can be traced back to me on Facebook which will be very shameful. Tiktok women are hot! Instagram women are hotter! I think they should just ago ahead and rename Instagram to Porngram. This is because I have seen both the good, the bad and the ugly on Instagram. Many Nigerian men will argue that they don't like big yansh or breast but most of them are being deceitful. Although there may be some who genuinely don't, because I know Nigerian men whose wives have small breast and small yansh. Anyway that aside, there are many women on Instagram that have big breast or big yansh. If you are not strong, you may end up becoming a slave to sex and masturbation if you keep logging in to the website frequently. Although some people argue that it's who you follow on Instagram, that determines the kind of content you get but I disagree to some extent. I don't follow any footballer on Instagram, yet I can't count the number of times I have seen that "Que Mira's Bobo" video of Messi show up out of nowhere on Instagram. That aside there are many women on Instagram & Tiktok, that I will like to sleep with if given the opportunity someday. I know there will be many I will not remember to add to this list... many of whom I may remember long after I have already posted what I am about to write. Some of them include: ObianujuEO, Duchess 3, Quincy Bassey, Ms Bonniealli, Thick Sexy 9 a.k.a Brown Coco, Ms. Guady, Chyna Chase, Busty Gh, Jess Ravuku, Black Bruyana, Sexy Bugatti, Gratitude, Melon Goddess, Gh Barbie, Diva Gbemmy, Ajoa Beauty, Shantelle World, Hotylioness, Mama Make Boyz, Ndonenhlemfeyala, Jenelle Lolitia, Queen Patricia, Nina Phoenix, Chioma Lovv, Martha Ethio, Sizeless.O, Zzainab Ibrahim, Real Liso, Pastor Kasawale. Their names are not written as they appear on their Instagram account, but if you google it you should be able to get their Instagram account. I know this sounds crazy but if I had like 1 million dollars, I will contact them one by one on Instagram and pay them whatever amount they ask for in exchange for a one night stand

This is the same Nigerian government that hid palliatives during corona virus instead of distributing it to the masses, while other governments in other countries were sharing them for their citizens. The palliatives were later discovered by the masses a few years later, under controversial circumstances

The redesign of the N100 note several years ago is completely different from and more organized than and makes more sense than the redesign of the N200-N1000 note in 2022. It should not be a surprise to anybody because the president that was on sit then is not the same president that is on sit now. Then naira was going for between N100-N150 to the dollar. I can foresee buyers using the old naira notes to try to pay for goods by using open eye to try to force traders to accept them, because the old ones look exactly like the new ones. Is this thing I have been saying that Nigeria government want to change the colour of the naira notes so they can use it to rig the 2023 presidential election, but this thing they have done has just done has confirmed and cemented all my suspicions about the redesign of the naira. All this their grammer and logistics about this and that, can't be used to repair the refinery and makes other things work in this country but they can use their fake logistics to redesign the naira

SlavaUkraini:
Oshomonkey can keep deceiving himself

He should tell Nigerians what he also did with all the federal allocation that came to Edo State.

He should explain to Nigerians how he imported that his wife from Cape Verde ...

Obaseki has all the details of the money he Looted and Embezzled from Edo State and he would be exposed soon...

Obaseki did Newton Street in Ekosodin for UNIBEN students. Which governor before him has done that kind of project? I know Obaseki has messed up but whenever I remember that road, I always respect him

The 2022 FIFA World Cup is here again. Check out these predictions which I stumbled across on youtube, which were generated by Microsoft Excel prediction software

1. Senegal vs Netherlands
Netherlands will win (1.60)
2. Germany vs Japan
Germany will win (1.50)
3. Switzerland vs Cameroon
Switzerland will win (1.72)
4. Ecuador vs Senegal
X (3.20)
5. Japan vs Costa Rica
X (3.50)
6. Tunisia vs Australia
Both teams will score (1.98)
7. Argentina vs Saudi Arabia
Argentina will win by 2 or more goals (1.54)
8. Croatia vs Belgium
X & Both teams will score (4.40)

You can watch the Youtube video for the remaining 20 predictions which they provided: m.youtube.com/watch?v=pflQwLscAd8&t=90s

A British citizen, Naomi Dray-Sokeyo, shares with BAYO AKINLOYE her views about Nigeria and the things that fascinate her about the country:
https://punchng.com/i-have-learnt-to-say-a-lot-of-sir-ma-dray-sokeyo/?amp

EndSARS77:
More predictions for this weekend, gotten from the Microsoft Excel prediction software

Thanks for the update. I've emailed you, so you can forward more games to me

EndSARS77:

Make I sell the sharing formular? I dey crase? Na the booking code I dey sell

Your buyers can derive the sharing formular on their own from the booking code, since they already know it is from Method 1-7 you are going to be using and 36 games are involved

EndSARS77:
Can 16 people to be put into unique groups of 4 without being with the same person more than once? That is, can I divide 36 people into 6 different groups of 6 people in 7 ways so that no two groups share two people? If you check internet they will tell you no, but what does internet know? It is mathematically possible to do it and I will prove this in a few seconds without giving out my sharing formula:
Method 1
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12
13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18
19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24
25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30
31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36
Method 2
1, 7, 13 19, 25, 31
2, 8, 14, 20, 26, 32
3, 9, 15, 21, 27, 33
4, 10, 16, 22, 28, 34
5, 11, 17, 23, 29, 35
6, 12, 18, 24, 30, 36
and so on...
A good samaritan has donated a computer to me, which I will be using to predict football matches for the upcoming 2022/2023 football season using Microsoft Excel. What this means is I will have access to more leagues. I previously used to have access to 20 leagues, but now I will have access to 300+ leagues. This is because I used to get my football results from football-data.co.uk before. With the sharing formular if you have 36 football predictions, you can place them as accumulator bets - 6 games on one ticket at a time. I will concentrate more on predictions and draws. That is I can predict 36 matches and share them into 6 games per ticket @ N200 each. If you are interested in using the sharing formula to place bets, please contact me by email chrysant91@gmail.com. I don't give out my number on the internet for personal reasons. I am not after anybody's money, neither am I forcing anybody to comment. Country hard, so I am trying to show people how to trade football like forex market or cyptocurrency

I will contact you concerning the matter. What plans do you have? Do you want to reveal the sharing formular? Are you going to be selling the booking code to us instead?

The only sure way to make it in life is to marry a rich man's daughter, to do internet scam or to travel to another country - any of those 3 things. Nigeria don cast since 1960

Your predictions are not bad. So far, you have gotten 4 out of 5 games correctly and the 6th game is the process of coming true. Molde are ahead in the first half

Sports betting na scam. Even with all your forecasting, 8 odd won AIK 1-0 today. And you would have used that money to buy recharge card or something

limeta:




Can't you see that Pdp and Apc are the same people
You the one doing pdp and Apc
Is all to fool you
You too now have a chance to decamp like politicians do
Join the youths trying to take back the country

Go and do your research very well... PDP and APC are not "the same people". Buhari's political party CPC, merged with two other powerful parties ACN, ANPP (and a third lesser political party APGA) to become APC, after losing to Jonathan in 2011 election. It was after this, that Buhari was able to defeat Jonathan in 2015 election. It must the noted that ACN & ANPP came 3rd and 4th with 2 million and 900 thousand votes each. All the other political parties had 80 thousand votes or less each

I think I can relate to what OP is saying. I can see the other less political parties having like 33 thousand votes each in 2023 election... with a few surprises here and there. Then maybe APC and PDP will be the ones to take the lion's share of the votes in 2023 election with between 5 million to 10 million votes each

Nigeria abandons Vision 20:2020, dreams Agenda 2050: https://guardian.ng/news/nigeria-abandons-vision-202020-dreams-agenda-2050/

Zambia has done this before. They became the first African country in the 21st century, to have a white man from Europe as their president: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-zambia-sata-idUSKBN0II06S20141029

It is already late. What do you now want their university to do?

I feel your pain... but with the recent strikes in federal universities, which one is better?

When you become 21 years old, you may still feel young and have no feelings of guilt concerning when to get married. By now you have long passed the age of accountability, which is 18 years of age. To me it should be reduced to 16 years because at this stage, puberty has started so you will have many features of an adult. So when is the right time to get married and who is the right kind of woman to get married to? The right age to get married is on or before 30 years of age. The reason for this is that Jesus Christ started his earthly ministry at the age of 30 and ended it at the age of 33; hence the right age to finish having all your children is on or before 33 years of age. I am not here to talk about God BTW. There is also one popular prince in England who set a "self imposed standard" of getting married by age 30 - Prince Charles. The right kind of woman to get married to is not a woman who has big yansh or small yansh or big breast or small breast. The right kind of woman to get married to is;
1. A woman who is not a troublemaker. There are people who take the slightest opportunity to turn every little thing into quarrel. Have you ever seen those drivers on the road that will take the slightest opportunity to insult you while you are driving, even when they were the ones who were either following one-way or overspeeding? That kind of marriage will end up with divorce because you will be quarelling 24/7
2. A woman who is financially buoyant. She does not necessarily need to be as rich as Dangote himself but she should be somebody who has an average to well paying job. She should also come from a middle class background i.e. her family's financial status. She should be a nurse or a banker or something and not self employed. Else she will be sending your money to her family members, without your knowledge
3. A woman who is not a dwarf, a criple or who has a physical or mental challenge such as F.O.P (a medical condition that turns people to "leaving statues" ). This one is self explanatory.
The thing with late marriage is that when you start having children by your late 30s to early 40s, the chances of seeing your grandchildren become smaller and smaller. You will be in your early 60s when your first child has finished university education. But if you get married by your late 20s or early 30s, you will be in your early 50s when your first child has finished university education

"Our priority is protecting our customers and you have our assurances that your accounts and all your funds are safe."

Mumu people, why don't you protect yourselves first. You are pretending to protect your customer's and their funds... you said that they are still safe. Funds that will soon be lost back to your company, after your customers place bets with them... what a deception. Sports betting and all other forms of internet gambling should be banned in Nigeria

Ahmed Musa was the one who helpt Nigeria to win Iceland in 2018 world cup by scoring all the goals and yet they kept him on the bench in yesterday's game until the 78th minute. Whoever was responsible for this deserves to be flogged

I will stop posting these football picks on nairaland if I were you. People will start seeing you as a psycho and will not recognize your true value at the same time. And the same people who will bad mouth you, can't even predict if a football match will end with over 0.5 goals... which is the easiest prediction in the world of sports betting. I can see all the advanced mathematics you are solving up there. Instead of doing all this nonsense, open a paid group where people can subscribe to your soccer picks

EndSARS77:

Again there are also speculations that Uruguay will draw with Peru... Microsoft Excel told me that Uruguay will win that one (DNB)

judatech:
Na wa o!
Bets don enter Microsoft excel

Microsoft Excel told me. Lol

In the voice of MC Macaroni... you are doing well

OK, we are waiting

Thanks

How can we contact you sir? If not, how much are you going to sell the prediction software?

Thanks for your predictions... I will place my bets

Please stop posting football predictions on nairaland