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Romance / Re: See how My Girlfriend surprise Me Last Week (18+) by Alhkerimu(m): 5:20pm On Jul 09, 2017
apholaryn:
Abasha
See your head like abasha
Romance / Re: See how My Girlfriend surprise Me Last Week (18+) by Alhkerimu(m): 5:19pm On Jul 09, 2017
Epositive:
iranu sad
What are you saying
Romance / See how My Girlfriend surprise Me Last Week (18+) by Alhkerimu(m): 4:44pm On Jul 09, 2017
See how my girlfriend break up with me....
Me and my girlfriend we both live in peace, our love is mutual i love her and she love me back. I care for her and she also care for me we are all living fine...
We hav never one day quarel nor fight throughout in our relationship......But suddenly she develop an unpredicted character towards me.
She came to my house one sunday morning and said she want to tell me something an i said what is that "honey "
I quote her saying,

" The reason why i'm here this morning is to let you know that i'm no more interested in this relationship. "
And ask her why but she only gave me a comic reason why she want to quit.
(1) She want to be alone
(2)She want to be closer to God.
And i said is that all she said yess and i respect her opinion an gave gap immediately because to love someone is not by force....

To my greatest surprise, a week latter she came i offer her chair to seat but she decline.
She started a conversation with me by saying,
I only tested you to know if you truely love me but you had fail my test already and this shows me that you did not love me rather you are pretending to love me, because how wish i love her i would have beg her not to quit the relationship, but since i did not beg her to come back show i did not love her.
This is how we take break up..
Happy sunday to all my wonderful people in nairaland

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Romance / Re: Share Your BREAK-UP Experience Here For Others To Learn by Alhkerimu(m): 2:41pm On Jul 09, 2017
My own be like a movie up till this moment....
Me and my girlfriend we both live in peace, our love is mutual i love her and she love me back. I care for her and she also care for me we are all living fine...
We hav never one day quarel nor fight throughout in our relationship......But suddenly she develop an unpredicted character towards me.
She came to my house one sunday morning and said she want to tell me something an i said what is that "honey "
I quote her saying,

" The reason why i'm here this morning is to let you know that i'm no more interested in this relationship. "
And ask her why but she only gave me a comic reason why she want to quit.
(1) She want to be alone
(2)She want to be closer to God.
And i said is that all she said yess and i respect her opinion an gave gap immediately because to love someone is not by force....

To my greatest surprise, a week latter she came i offer her chair to seat but she decline.
She started a conversation with me by saying,
I only tested you to know if you truely love me but you had fail my test already and this shows me that you did not love me rather you are pretending to love me, because how wish i love her i would have beg her not to quit the relationship, but since i did not beg her to come back show i did not love her.
This is how we take break up..
Happy sunday to all my wonderful people in nairaland

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Education / Re: Jambite Need Your Help, what will you do if you were to be in this condition by Alhkerimu(m): 8:56am On Jul 07, 2017
Blacquin:
what course do you want to study in the university
Why asking....
Education / Re: Jambite Need Your Help, what will you do if you were to be in this condition by Alhkerimu(m): 6:24pm On Jul 06, 2017
SouLPoison:
The question is what do you want?
My brother which one did you prefer for me,
Should i join navy with 0 level result or i shoule pursue my degree first
Education / Jambite Need Your Help, what will you do if you were to be in this condition by Alhkerimu(m): 5:51pm On Jul 06, 2017
Good day ladies and humble gentlemen in nairaland.
I'm lost in thought since last week and i think the only place i could get better solution is nairaland here....

I wrote jamb this year and luckily enough i score above the initial cutoff mark, i score (225 ) in the just concluded exam and i was preparing hard ahead of the university post utme screening.
But i got a call yesterday night from my uncle who is a senior naval officer informing me that " navy recruitment form " is now on sale and he want me to apply immediately. Since that yesterday night several thought has flooded in my mind, either i should apply for the navy or i should go ahead and pursue my degree in the university.

I'm totaly confuse, if you are in my shoe what will you do....

No insult pls, matured answer is all i crave from all of you.
Seun &
Lalasticala
Do your work pls and let me know my faith from here, thanks and God bless you...
I love nairaland with passion
Politics / Re: Army Arrests Two Boko Haram Informants (Photos) by Alhkerimu(m): 5:11pm On Jul 01, 2017
Kudos to the nigeria army they are the only force in nigeria with a differences when it comes to discipline... I'm happy that is army that intercept them no more delay they will waste them asap
R. I. P in advanced to these two slowpoke.
Hell is theirs

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Celebrities / Re: See Patek Philippe Wristwatch Causing War Between Hushpuppi, Phyno And Ice Princ by Alhkerimu(m): 10:38pm On Jun 29, 2017
they lack understanding
Romance / Re: SEE WHY MEN ALWAYS ASK YOU FOR SEX.........LADIES ONLY by Alhkerimu(m): 7:31pm On Jun 29, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


arrant nonsense!!!
designed by Who?! Since the beginning of time there has been sex outside marriage.
Even some of the most respected men of the bible had biatches, baby mamas and mistresses, yet the bible/god didn't see anything wrong in the act. EDUCATE YOURSELF pls so I don't have to do it for you
Guy calm down we are all here in nairaland to learn and educate our selves, we are not here to abusive one another, pls mind the way you comment on every post you come across. Assuming you have a younger sister at home and suddenly she started misbehaving by following any man that comes her way......my question now is
Will " you" advice her Yes or No
Romance / Re: SEE WHY MEN ALWAYS ASK YOU FOR SEX.........LADIES ONLY by Alhkerimu(m): 6:48pm On Jun 29, 2017
Lalas247:
Bullish!t !
Look even a nun can be asked so dunno what this unbolded list means ...
So are you saying if women stop doing this men will start asking men for sex or stop asking women
Please who is meant to ask who ... EVE was half naked ! WHO PUT HER IN THE GARDEN THAT WAY or did you not read the description on her .. Just saying undecided

U guys should ask guys then since women don tire una
By this your opinion here it show you are not decent
Romance / Re: SEE WHY MEN ALWAYS ASK YOU FOR SEX.........LADIES ONLY by Alhkerimu(m): 6:46pm On Jun 29, 2017
Quality20:
When a lady start demanding money and telling lies to get favour- who will ever see her as a wife material or worse still always hanging around men- why won't men assume she is a sex material only?
Exactly
Romance / Re: SEE WHY MEN ALWAYS ASK YOU FOR SEX.........LADIES ONLY by Alhkerimu(m): 6:44pm On Jun 29, 2017
MrBrownJay1:


Arrant Nonsense!!!
It should be stipulated by two adult person who desire to have sex together. Marriage is irrelevant here in order to have good sex with somebody. If you believe that only wives can provide good sex to men then I suggest you wake up from your dream
You better open your head and accumulate knowledge, sex is design for couples not for single persons like you. Go and mary and stop engaging in premarital-sex.

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Romance / Re: SEE WHY MEN ALWAYS ASK YOU FOR SEX.........LADIES ONLY by Alhkerimu(m): 6:39pm On Jun 29, 2017
Nma27:
no 9 though
You are funny
Romance / Re: SEE WHY MEN ALWAYS ASK YOU FOR SEX.........LADIES ONLY by Alhkerimu(m): 6:10pm On Jun 29, 2017
MrBrownJay1:
There is only ONE reason why men desire sex from women, and that's because SEX IS GOOD
We all know sex is good, but it should be stipulated between a couple who are both legally married.
Romance / SEE WHY MEN ALWAYS ASK YOU FOR SEX.........LADIES ONLY by Alhkerimu(m): 5:06pm On Jun 29, 2017
WHY MEN ALWAYS ASK YOU FOR SEX.
I want to change some ladies' mindset
today. You see, men
are not dogs. Not all of them are mad.
They are not all sex
maniacs that once they see you, they descend on you and
finish up before you could open your
mouth and say no.
Not all the men on the street wants to
get into your pants.
I'm going to be real and down to earth with this article.
The way some ladies complain men are
always asking them
for sex really baffles me. Why sex, why
not marriage
proposal? Why do men always want to sleep with you? Why
is it that every single guy who asks you
out is always hitting
you for sex? Why won't they marry
you unless they have a
taste of the forbidden fruit? What is the problem because
this is a big problem! It is not
something to be proud of, if
all what men see about you is your
body and nothing more.
It is a cause for alarm! 1. CHECK YOUR DRESSING:
A female's body means nothing to her.
You are used to
seeing your breasts and every soft
body part all your life. It
doesn't mean a thing to you but to guys it means the
universe! Men are moved by sight.
Wearing armless
(exposing your shaved armpit and
upper arm) can turn a
man on talkless of the low neckline exposing the cleavage of
your breasts. Tight trousers, tights
(panty hose) which
shows the shape of your buttock, mini
and micro mini skirts
exposing your thigh all can make a man go wild! Better face
reality now and mind the way you
dress.
2. LEARN HOW TO SIT:
Some ladies don't know how to sit.
Expecially the skirt wearing sisters. You sit in front of a guy
and open your laps,
what do you want him to see? A
trance? Yeah, he saw a lot
of it! Always close your thigh when
you are sitting whether infront of a guy or not. Not sitting very
well can become a
habit and follow you around. And you
wonder why all the
brothers in the church wants to sleep
with you! 3. YOU TOUCH MEN A LOT:
Ladies who touch, hug and wrap
themselves around guys
are sexual magnets to sexually
immature guys. Why are
you always hugging and pecking, for what? Can't you talk
without touching, holding and hugging
someone? Some
even sit on their "friend's" lap and say it
doesn't matter. He
is just a brother in Christ. He would soon be a lover in bed.
Learn to control your emotions around
the opposite sex. If
you must hug, go look for your fellow
lady to hug and peck
and you still need to be careful. Lesbians are all over the
place!
4. CALLING MEN PET NAMES:
Some people just throw around the
word "dear" as if it is a
second language! Why would you give all the guys in your
life pet names? You say, "thanks dear,"
"okay sweetie", "see
you dearie", "bye love", etc., you are
looking for serious
trouble. Words like this turns a man on. 5. YOU PRAISE MEN TOO MUCH:
This shouldn't be a problem at all but
experience has taught
me that men are attracted and
eventually turned on by
women who praise them silly! You can compliment men if
you want to but be discreet and casual
about it. Don't over
do anything. Telling a guy, "whao!
what a nice moustache
you've got!" or that "muscle on your arm can make any lady
go crazy for you" is indirectly telling
him you like his body
and wouldn't mind if he sleeps with
you
6. YOU SEDUCE MEN: Here, you deliberately wear
provocative dresses with the intention
to turn him on. You
want to see whether you are sexually
admirable to him and
want to see how far he can respond to your seduction. You
don't need that test at all. Men are
turned on by women
whether you seduce him or not. A
woman's body is built to
turn a man on. I really get worried when I see these
pictures. You can't have my comments
when you post such.
7. YOU POST SEDUCTIVE PICTURES ON
THE SOCIAL
MEDIA: When I see the way some ladies pose
on facebook, I wonder
what they are really looking for. Why
pouting? Do you want
him to kiss you? Why turn your buttick
to the camera? Do you want him to see how big it is?
Why focus on your
chest? Do you want him to know you
have firm breasts?
What is the purpose of the purpose of
the pictures you are posting?
8. YOU ALWAYS MEET YOUR PARTNER IN
DARK AND
LONELY PLACES.
Lobatan! Sex has finished its mission.
Sex loves dark and lonely places. Wait, why are you
always avoiding the public?
You want to talk? Can't you still be
around people and stay
out of ear shot? What are you talking
about that we must not hear? Send a text message or write
a letter. You don't
need to hide in darkness to express
your heart.
9. YOU SLEEP AT YOUR FIANCE'S HOUSE:
Why are you in a hurry to sleep under the same roof with a
man? Why are you in a hurry? What is
your problem? Some
ladies can't wait for a man to propose.
They pack their bags
and move to his house immediately. For what? And when
that one gets tired of the sex, he sends
them packing and we
are here listening to all their tales of
woe! Some don't even
expect their man to ask for sex. Aaah? Show me a monkey
who doesn't jump at every sight if
banana.
10. YOU EXPECT MEN TO ASK FOR SEX:
Some ladies think because they are
exceptionally beautiful, men will always ask for sex so it's not
really their fault that
they sleep around.
That is a big lie from the pit of hell!
You need to work on your mind.
Thinking all men will die for you because you have a hot body is
crap! Not all men lose
their senses when they see a woman
with seductive body.
All irresponsible, immature, abusers and
users do get attracted to her anyway. Mature, godly
men don't get their
brain twisted on sporting that type of
woman.
Watch what you wear, how you sit,
where you go and the way you behave around men. A virtous
lady dresses well to
cover her body and comports herself
maturely around men.
You will be addressed the way you
dress. If they are always asking you for sex....,Check what is
wrong and fix it. God
bless you............

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Crime / Re: Evans Leads Police To Houses Where He Keeps His Victims (photos) by Alhkerimu(m): 10:57pm On Jun 18, 2017
hmmm
Celebrities / Re: Pictures From Omoni Oboli's Father’s Burial by Alhkerimu(m): 7:43pm On Jun 15, 2017
nuelzy:
sleep well papa..pls is that monalisa chinda ??.. were is her Belle and d baby inside gone to ??
Wetin concern you and her belle.
Amebo woooo

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Education / Re: UTME 2017: Why The Results Of Some Candidates Won't Be Released – Registrar by Alhkerimu(m): 4:16pm On May 25, 2017
There is cctv camera in all the centre that partake in this year examination with Some pecunis heavy security presence, you will be search from head to toes to make sure you did not indulge in any form of malpractice before you entre inside.

But i'm so much suprise hearing malpractice from jamb official and the same time, i find it difficult to undertand the kind of malpractice they were saying.
I wonder if talking to your seat mate during exam also a malpractice?

Someone should clear me here.

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Education / Re: JAMB 2017 UTME 16th May - Live Update by Alhkerimu(m): 8:29am On May 16, 2017
I wish them success an good result in advanced
Family / Re: Nigerian Grandmother Shows Off Her Swags In New Photos. See What She Did by Alhkerimu(m): 7:02pm On May 14, 2017
This is pure madness....what message did she think she's delarce, whose of his/her grand child would want to emulate her. Arrant morirsss
These woman hail from delta state,
Delta peoples sometimes reason so myopically...

Infact this woman is a disgrace to womanity
Education / Re: JAMB Uses A Section Of The Armed Forces Equiped With Gun To Conduct Her Exams by Alhkerimu(m): 11:22am On May 13, 2017
What concerning you with the presence of the security, they are they for peace.
Is like you're a cheating type.
If you are with any form of malpractice guy you better dismant it urgently if not.
'' na die you de ''
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy "If You Are Having Sex And You Are Tired, Stand Up Dont Kill Yourself" by Alhkerimu(m): 3:53pm On May 11, 2017
thanks
Romance / Re: Nairalanders : What Does This Girl Realy Mean (18+) by Alhkerimu(m): 3:06pm On May 08, 2017
hiroz:
her boyfriend just excommunicated her..she dey find new maga
Maga ?
How is that possible
Romance / Re: Nairalanders : What Does This Girl Realy Mean (18+) by Alhkerimu(m): 10:00am On May 08, 2017
Sheikhmd007:
But why?
Because the feeling i have for her then is no more valid.
Romance / Re: Nairalanders : What Does This Girl Realy Mean (18+) by Alhkerimu(m): 12:04am On May 08, 2017
doubleZ88:


well Dats wat she's expecting u to do nah. but know dat she just dumped a dude coz of u and my wild guess right nw will b dat she's seriously crushing on u. d ball is in ur court bro. if u have serious feelings with her then give it a try ortherwise just do blow her and move on.

follow ur heart but take ur brains with u. my 5cent
Okkk
Romance / Re: Nairalanders : What Does This Girl Realy Mean (18+) by Alhkerimu(m): 9:31pm On May 07, 2017
doubleZ88:
nigga! she just changed her relationship status coz she saw a better offer.
girls been changing status since time immemorial. most have lost count of he many they've dated and str*ffed...
My brother no be small things oooooo, fear ladies i tell you.
Some people are advising me to woo her again but i said no, although i have not yet respond her message but i will reply her 2moro by God's grace.
Romance / Re: Nairalanders : What Does This Girl Realy Mean (18+) by Alhkerimu(m): 4:11pm On May 07, 2017
Sheikhmd007:
Pretenders na so them be and let me tell you Bro. She likes you and if you really interested the padlock is unlocked.
the padlock is unlocked
Exactly. But i'm no more interested in her anylonger
Romance / Re: Nairalanders : What Does This Girl Realy Mean (18+) by Alhkerimu(m): 3:41pm On May 07, 2017
CagedSoul:
Haddon Come and carry Ur student ó.. She don dey teach OP bad thing grin
Guy you funny oooo
Romance / Re: Nairalanders : What Does This Girl Realy Mean (18+) by Alhkerimu(m): 3:37pm On May 07, 2017
firstking01:
But i still think she did the right think...she's not the cheating type...instead of her to capitalise and use you to cheat on the rocky and almost collapsed relationship she was with the other guy she kukuma broke up with him just for you....so, what do you think??
Guy you have a point here But remember
You an i knows that ladies are not to be trusted.
If i propose to her again and she accept me, i beleived she might dump me if she see another man 2moro as thesame way she did with her former guy.
That is my own view my brother.
Romance / Re: Nairalanders : What Does This Girl Realy Mean (18+) by Alhkerimu(m): 2:11pm On May 07, 2017
firstking01:
She was in a relationship as at when you proposed love to her, it could 've been that she was in an unstable relationship and now she has finally broken up with her bf....so, brace yourself, up your game and go ask her out again then come back and thank me.
My brother you are right, that was what echo in my mind after i read her weird message.
But in as much as she turndown my propose to her in the first place, i have nothing to do with her anymore.

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