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Health / Re: 11 Contract COVID-19 At Taraba NYSC Orientation Camp by Alhkerimu(m): 6:40am On Dec 22, 2020
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
may God Almighty heal them.
it is unfortunate that another lockdown has kick start again.
my prayer is that this second phase of the virus shouldn't be as deadly like the first one because I know what we past through then.
Politics / Re: Pastor Oyakhilome Told Me I Will Go To Prison And Come Out After 6 Months”- OUK by Alhkerimu(m): 1:02pm On Dec 13, 2020
nothing were person no go hear in this country
Health / How do I cure this problem I'm a one minute man by Alhkerimu(m): 8:19am On May 03, 2019
The issue of one minute man is now the most talked of the town ever since tonto dikeh granted an interview concerning her ex-husband private life, which she let the whole world know that her ex- husband's sexual process..
I'm curious an delighted to know from the medical practitioner in the house to throw more light on the issue of pre-mature ejaculation if it is curable or not.

Nairalander is premature ejaculation curable? If yes, pls state your reason and prove to us
And if no
that premature ejaculation is not curable pls state your reason as well and prove to us..

The people that are suffering from this disease are numerious infact, I have an elder brother who can't even last on a woman up to 20second. As a result of this menace so many girls have left and dumped him.
He has went to several hospitals without solution likewise to some herbalist home without yielding good result.
Now that churchil is having the same problem it means that premature ejaculation is not curable-because, churchil with his money, he has sought so many solution his problem but to no avial.
From olakunle churchil I have come to assimilate that,
if you're a one minute man it has no remedy.
Politics / Re: Rivers Women Prevented Soldiers From Entering Ogu/Bolo LGA Secretariat by Alhkerimu(m): 6:38am On Mar 10, 2019
GOD WHY DID YOU PUT ME IN THIS COUNTRY? PLS RELOCATE ME.

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Politics / Dino Melaye Will Be The Next Senate President If He Decamp To Apc Says Alhaji by Alhkerimu(m): 11:29am On Mar 03, 2019
the kind politics nigeria practice right from 1999 till date is always fickle and volatile in nature unlike in a democratic country.
We are not practicing democracy in this country rather it is a mere slogan. It baffle me so much that over the years the ruling government and efcc made us to understand that all the corrupt people we have in this country are those in opposition party. Where in reality the most corruptable ones are those ones dining an banter with the federal might.
A lot people decamp to apc not because they like the party but because the saw it as the only way to exonorate themselves from their corrupt pathology.
The issue of who become the next senate president rely on Dino melaye if He decamp as that was the types of democracy and system of governmment we practice in this country for once you defect to ruling party your sin would be forgiving.
What do you think my wonderful people in nairaland forum
Can Dino melaye become the next senate president if He decamp to Apc? Your contribution is highly needed
Career / Re: 2019 Goal: How Do I Become Skilled In Public Speaking? by Alhkerimu(m): 6:43pm On Jan 04, 2019
MY BROTHER SELF CONFIDENCE IS THE KEY
Politics / Re: 2019 Elections: INEC Releases Criteria For Recruitment Of Ad-hoc Staff by Alhkerimu(m): 8:01am On Nov 07, 2018
I know within me that nigeria inec is a scam... It is only in nigeria that inec is not independent on their own, in a developed country, election can't be predicted as it is in nigeria.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: World Cup - 0 - 2 On 16th June 2018 by Alhkerimu(m): 9:29pm On Jun 16, 2018
Goal!!!!!
Another goal, this super eagle e no go better again!
I swear
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: World Cup - 0 - 2 On 16th June 2018 by Alhkerimu(m): 9:26pm On Jun 16, 2018
this is high time to substitute moses
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: World Cup - 0 - 2 On 16th June 2018 by Alhkerimu(m): 9:23pm On Jun 16, 2018
Amedi musa you're welcom
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Croatia: World Cup - 0 - 2 On 16th June 2018 by Alhkerimu(m): 9:19pm On Jun 16, 2018
I'm dispasspointed in supper eagle, i regret paying money to watch this ball
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Miracle Wants To Take His Mother Or Nina To His Dubai All Expense Trip by Alhkerimu(m): 6:23pm On Apr 29, 2018
if i were you i will Take my mother first before any other person

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Crime / Re: Bayelsa Cultists Caught & Tied Up While Holding Meeting At Their Hideout by Alhkerimu(m): 12:36pm On Apr 18, 2018
I weep for people that are involving in this vicious act called cultism..
The day they gave birth to those slowpoke tied up there they was a wild jubillation within their parents thinking they gave birth to a bouncing baby boy...
Shun cultism for it's a frivolits an futile scourge that can claim an eliminate your life at any fucking time..
SHUN CULTISM

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Politics / Re: Melaye - Police Confirm Rearrest Of Three Suspects Who Escaped From Custody by Alhkerimu(m): 8:26pm On Mar 30, 2018
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Politics / Re: Things We Crucified GEJ For That Hasn't Happened In This Administration by Alhkerimu(m): 4:26pm On Mar 19, 2018
Realist2:

If I say I am disappointed in the level of your reasoning, it is an understatement.Using abusive words to pass your massage also shows that you're a paid and frustrated sycophant.
Buhari has got everything wrong, nothing is moving forward.
Now, Let me show you where buhari has break records as worst president/administration since independence.
1. This administration has borrowed 11.6trillions naira in just 3 1/2 years of buhari, s regime (Google it out). P DP borrowed only 6trillions naira in their 16years.
2.Corruption has grown wings and walking tall in this administration (mainagate...international Transparency Rating).
3.Highest levels of Nepotism, where underage cousins of buhari are occupying sensitive post, only his cronies are getting appointments and getting promotions (recent AIG promotion in police), NIA Boss appointment, (in fact Juniad Mohammed will tell you better).
4.Budget padding, passage of Budget ( fictitious figures with out nothing to show for it.) In August, and sometimes November.
5.Appointment of Dead peoples, no words can be used to describes this kind of incompetency.
6.The Daptchi Kidnapping,that was suppressed for days.
7.Absent from his office for 103 days, no President in the world has break this record.
8.Rats pursuit a President from his office this 24century, only in Nigeria.
9. Over 21million Nigerians has lost their jobs,
10. Buhari,s administration has taken the country into recession back to back.
11. Security has deteriorated to extent that Fulani's herders killing people on a daily basis and book haram still killing people, even though the press has been muzzled
12. Paying Terrorists with Hard currencies and releasing their top commanders so that they can carry out their havoc and more kidnapping.
13. Hardship deteriorated that people are committing suicide on a daily basis. This list are endless. It has never been worst like this.
Nice post from you God bless you my brother

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Career / Re: Certificates Are Just Papers: Really? by Alhkerimu(m): 7:00pm On Feb 26, 2018
if you refer a certificate to a mere paper that is your own believed and perspective.
Certificate matter a lot especialy to those who value it, who take their time and did enormously well while they are in school.
A competent an a brilliant graduate out there, who went to either university or polytechnic and graduated with a good grade will never called or insinuate certificate as a paper..
Education / Re: JAMB Postpones UTME Mock Examination, 283,319 Registered For 2018 UTME So Far by Alhkerimu(m): 8:06pm On Jan 09, 2018
dallex10:
Clueless JAMB . . I scored 242,yet CAPS refused to admit me
What is your post utme score? Before jamb denied you admission
Romance / Re: 13 Pictures 'friendzoned Victims' Can Relate To (pics) by Alhkerimu(m): 11:16pm On Dec 27, 2017
I don't blames ladies that friendzone guy....
It's so worrisome how some guy behave towards girls they toast, it's comic and laughable at times.
Some guy has a very myopic reasoning, if lady turn down your proposal towards her it means she did not like you.. But some idiot will make their toaster their besty
havin the divination that by so doing the girl will like him

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Literature / Re: How Can I Be A Proficient Writer? by Alhkerimu(m): 8:09am On Dec 03, 2017
If you want to increase your writting skill there is no big deal.
Read as much as you can and always make sure what your read is something intellible..
Gather your thought and put them into shrewd by writting everyday. Make writting your rapt and with time you will see result..
Most celebrated writer today were once a novice like you when it comes to writting,..
Don't preclude from reading crucial book from dogged author

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Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Elder Sister Caught Stealing At A Shop In Port Harcourt by Alhkerimu(m): 10:38pm On Dec 02, 2017
what??
I become gape within me when i see this post, could this be true?. Then if this is true who are we to blame, is it duncan mighty or her elder sister who lack scruptle...
I'm not suprised by her elder sister act, people like her are in every families always trying to bring family name into mud.
As for duncan mighty, pls don't pay attention to what fans may brevit about these for they have ample person like your sister in their family but they will never admit.
Crime / Re: 30-Year-Old Nigerian Arrested In India For Trafficking Cocaine, Hard Drugs. PICS by Alhkerimu(m): 9:40pm On Dec 02, 2017
my prodigy why are you saying this to me, while on earth will i forget you i can't and i will never do that in my life even if i'm an oscillate persons.
The way you view me i'm not like that.. I admire you so much i bless de day i met you because of your humour, fascinating, prodigus behaviour i forecast in you.
I always crave to see and be with you alltimes before you lack de freedom for now.....which i believed within me that is a matter of time for now..
Kept in mind as from today henceforth, i will forever be your friends till death do us apart.
Good night and hav a wonderful night rest.
Culture / Re: I Want To Learn Igala Language, Get In Here. by Alhkerimu(m): 12:13pm On Nov 28, 2017
Houstency:

Omaye mi, Imane onwu Atta mi kwo to, uwé ya?
òmi chi dekina
Culture / Re: I Want To Learn Igala Language, Get In Here. by Alhkerimu(m): 9:39pm On Nov 26, 2017
kaypower1:
Igala awa ooo, abo mi me gba. eju gwata. me gwata, Gaaabaidu. call me FBI (FULL BLOODED IGALA) REPRESENTING DEKINA, SCHOOLED IN KSU ANYIGBA. igala babes nd guys rock.
Eyi ka-attå machei abèki ojo kor ooooo

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Culture / Re: I Want To Learn Igala Language, Get In Here. by Alhkerimu(m): 9:29pm On Nov 26, 2017
gistsky:
Abo odolu uche. Uwe ha?
Òmì chi òma abò iyale ojane dekina
Romance / Re: 2 Corpers Who Graduated From FUTO Wed In Owerri (Photos) by Alhkerimu(m): 5:44pm On Nov 26, 2017
I am happy for them unlike my uncle who served his nysc 7 years ago yet no wife nor a job
Culture / Re: I Want To Learn Igala Language, Get In Here. by Alhkerimu(m): 4:51pm On Nov 26, 2017
Houstency:

Oma Ejeh, Oroka dé wink, uwé nugo ébu mi gwi Óya wé kpai amówé du.
Hahahahaha, ugbò chunyiwe anè igala
Culture / Re: I Want To Learn Igala Language, Get In Here. by Alhkerimu(m): 3:18pm On Nov 26, 2017
gistsky:
Cock is called Ayiko/Aiko Stone is Okuta Omaobala Oma = child Obala means cat Omaobala means child of cat literally. Adejo is a compound word: Adu -Ojo Adu is slave, Ojo is God. AduOjo pronounced Adejo means slave of God/Servant of God
Ùgbò chùnyi we anè igala
Culture / Re: I Want To Learn Igala Language, Get In Here. by Alhkerimu(m): 3:14pm On Nov 26, 2017
Houstency:

Enegbani Jnr Mafia smiley Uwe Kpai Idadi ya?
Attai wola alane. Ebumi gwu Oya wè
Culture / Re: I Want To Learn Igala Language, Get In Here. by Alhkerimu(m): 3:11pm On Nov 26, 2017
HabibGwen230:
I'm proudly an igala babe 4rm Ayingba
Òmàyemi wòla ikoyi. Which side in anyigba, are you from
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Funke Akindele And Ramsey Noah by Alhkerimu(m): 11:24am On Nov 20, 2017
they both look physiognomy
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Delta Because His Girlfriend Dumped Him (Graphic Photo) by Alhkerimu(m): 4:13pm On Nov 12, 2017
very painful may almighty God gives his family the zeal to bear the loss.
This is what would happen when you invest your all an all in a relationship...
Stop ample spending on a lady you called your girlfriend untill she becomes your wife, some men find it hard to decode that girls are volatine in nature
Instead of him to an huzzle to make more and start another affluent life
He kill himself nonsenses!!!!!
Rip any way

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