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Politics / Re: Which State Governor Deserve This In 2019. by Alhkerimu(m): 12:31am On Apr 02, 2017
PiccoloBrunelli:


And that's our first Shallow Thinker of the day. Welcome to Shallow Thinkers Forum. What's your name Sir?
Is like sleep is disturbin you so much if not what are you sayin here.
Infact guy go and sleep til 2moro we'll continue from where we stop.
Politics / Re: Which State Governor Deserve This In 2019. by Alhkerimu(m): 12:12am On Apr 02, 2017
PiccoloBrunelli:


Shallow thinkers will say this guy is wrong for mentioning Saraki.
I wonder what make him to mention saraki, is like the guy is high on oshogbo weed
Politics / Re: Which State Governor Deserve This In 2019. by Alhkerimu(m): 12:08am On Apr 02, 2017
CriticMaestro:
come and suspend me
I have suspend you already, you can no longer post on this thread
Politics / Re: Which State Governor Deserve This In 2019. by Alhkerimu(m): 11:42pm On Apr 01, 2017
sagitariusbaby:
Ortom, Okowa, Yahaya Bello and Ortom again
Sir state Your reason
Politics / Re: Which State Governor Deserve This In 2019. by Alhkerimu(m): 11:40pm On Apr 01, 2017
Erudite202:
Yaya Bello, Ortom and Okorocha
What are your reason sir
Politics / Re: Which State Governor Deserve This In 2019. by Alhkerimu(m): 11:37pm On Apr 01, 2017
CriticMaestro:
saraki
Guy i mean state governor not senate oooooo
Education / Re: Utme 2017: Thread For Commercial Jambites by Alhkerimu(m): 11:06pm On Apr 01, 2017
BadBullet:
You got it correctly God bless you
C
Education / Re: Utme 2017: Thread For Commercial Jambites by Alhkerimu(m): 11:01pm On Apr 01, 2017
Inferior goods are referred to in
Economics as goods A. Whose quality is low B. Consumed by very poor people C. Whose consumption falls when cunsumers' income rises D. Which satisfy only the basic needs E. None of the abov
Politics / Which State Governor Deserve This In 2019. by Alhkerimu(m): 10:49pm On Apr 01, 2017
With the way things is going on in nigeria which state governor do think it deserve this in 2019.
For me i think is........
Feel free to ad yours

Education / Re: Utme 2017: Thread For Commercial Jambites by Alhkerimu(m): 10:31pm On Apr 01, 2017
Suppose that the equilibrium price of
an article is N5.00 but the
government fixes the price by law at
N4.00, the supply will be A. The same as equilibrium supply
B. Greater than equilibrium supply C. Less than the equilibrium supply D. Determined later by government E. None of these

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Education / Re: Jamb Candidates In Makurdi Barricade Benue State Government House (photos) by Alhkerimu(m): 8:46pm On Mar 30, 2017
This crowd is meager compare to the crowd i saw last week in anyigba kogi state.
Jamb should pls do something that will reduce the stress there are passing through

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Politics / Re: I Graduated With Third Class And I Stand With Dino Melaye(pics) by Alhkerimu(m): 1:36pm On Mar 28, 2017
vani86:


I am at work, working my ass of to be able to raise a family.

Only replying your dumb question and meme because i am out in the field.

While you and your fellow proud association of 3rd class graduates will spend 20 hours out of todays 24 on nairaland chatting shit and making money for seun.


Now i got nothing against 3rd class graduates, but it's nothing to be proud of. Those that made 1st class, 2:1 or 2:2 in your dept, did they have 6 heads with 11 brains.

This is the type of people we need in a society, guy i like your courage and the way you respond to tout comment.
How can you spend good five years in the university only to graduate with a third class, and tomorrow you be will be blaming government for unemployment when you are the caused of your problem.

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Education / Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by Alhkerimu(m): 9:01pm On Mar 25, 2017
nepapole:
Yes ooo....i be small pikin for here.
You are welcom. Where are you from
Education / Re: What's The Worst English Sentence You've Ever Heard? by Alhkerimu(m): 8:54pm On Mar 25, 2017
nepapole:
A 2013 thread.. I no even sabi nairaland that time.
That means you are still a novice in nairaland
Education / Re: A Nairalander's Experience At An Accredited JAMB Center Today In Warri by Alhkerimu(m): 6:36pm On Mar 25, 2017
SlyCharlie:
Go to an approved CBT center in ur state.. Not cyber cafe
Alright, God bless you
Education / Re: Where do we Register Jamb After Obtaining our Pin From Bank by Alhkerimu(m): 9:45am On Mar 25, 2017
iaamxavier:

look for an accredited CBT centre and register with a token of #700
Thank you bros
Education / Where do we Register Jamb After Obtaining our Pin From Bank by Alhkerimu(m): 7:25am On Mar 25, 2017
Good morning to all the wonderful people in the house.
something is confusing me about this jamb registration and i decided to bring it up here for more clearance.

After creating the account and you
obtain your pin from bank can you
now go to any cyber cafe of your
choice an register or you will go to
the only cafe that is approve by
jamb.
Matured answer pls.
Education / Re: A Nairalander's Experience At An Accredited JAMB Center Today In Warri by Alhkerimu(m): 7:06am On Mar 25, 2017
ProudBornoBoy:
which bank did you buy your pin from
Zenith bank
Education / Re: A Nairalander's Experience At An Accredited JAMB Center Today In Warri by Alhkerimu(m): 11:33pm On Mar 24, 2017
Nairalanders pls help somebody here.

After creating the account and you obtain your pin from bank can you now go to any cyber cafe of your choice an register or you will go to the only cafe that is approve by jamb.
Matured answer needed only
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Subtly Reacts To Scandalous Reports Trailing Her Lately by Alhkerimu(m): 9:37am On Mar 23, 2017
goldbim:
wtsup with every1 calling me a guy today!ayam female ooooooooooo grin
I'm not sure you are a lady
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Subtly Reacts To Scandalous Reports Trailing Her Lately by Alhkerimu(m): 6:44pm On Mar 22, 2017
goldbim:
Why do our celebrities become motivational speaker anytime they are accused of something?instead of clearing the air with a simple yes I did or no I did not..smh lipsrsealed :-.
My brother no be small things
Politics / Re: Shekau In New Video, Threatens Cameroon, Nigeria, Mali, Others Over Sharia by Alhkerimu(m): 7:14am On Mar 20, 2017
My brother alot of things the happen for this world. I'm just week seeing Shekau again in another video. Which shekau? Did my country claims they killed long time ago
Health / Re: RRS Searching For Corpse Of Doctor Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon (Photos) by Alhkerimu(m): 11:19pm On Mar 19, 2017
IYANGBALI:
they are acting a movie
Hahaha lols
Health / Re: RRS Searching For Corpse Of Doctor Who Jumped Into Lagos Lagoon (Photos) by Alhkerimu(m): 9:08pm On Mar 19, 2017
Nigeria is a funny country what are those men doing in that boat.
Health / Re: My GOD So Coca Cola ( Coke) Can Kill Scorpion( Video) by Alhkerimu(m): 12:44am On Mar 19, 2017
Because it can kill a scorpion that doesn't mean we should stop taking it.
You can also use Maggi to kill soldier ant (omenye)
Travel / Re: The 10 Best Airports In The World by Alhkerimu(m): 12:43am On Mar 19, 2017
somebody help me, where is kaduna in this list
Politics / Re: Nigerians To Buhari: Tell Us How Much You Spent Abroad On Medical Treatments by Alhkerimu(m): 12:28am On Mar 19, 2017
May God help us in this country

What is the offence of this innocent man
Is he the first nigeria president that travel to another country for check up.
It is only in nigeria i see where the citizens did not respect their president in power
Baba pls forgive them their sin.
Romance / Re: Lovely Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Soldier & A Lawyer by Alhkerimu(m): 12:21am On Mar 19, 2017
Congrat to them
Education / JAMB Receives 11. 7m Applications In 6 Years – NBS by Alhkerimu(m): 2:18pm On Feb 20, 2017
The National Bureau of Statistics (NBS)
has said the Joint Admissions and
Matriculation Board (JAMB) data
reflected that 11,703,709 applications
were received between 2010 and
2016. A report on, “ JAMB Admitted
Candidates by State and Gender within
Faculty’’, released by NBS in Abuja on
Monday said that 2,674,485 students
were admitted across the 36 states
and the FCT between 2010 and 2015. “In 2010, a total of 1,513,940
applications were received while
423,531 students were admitted. “This shows that 28 per cent of
students who applied for admission
were admitted across the 36 states
and the FCT in the year under review. “Adamawa and Niger States admitted
38 per cent of students who applied
for admission in 2010. “Both states received 14,483 and
16,556 applications while 5,678 and
6,278 students were admitted,
respectively,’’ it stated. Similarly, the report stated that
1,636,356 applications were received
while 417,341 students were
admitted in 2011. “This simply means that 26 per cent of
students who applied for admission
were admitted across the 36 states
and the FCT in 2011,“it said. The report said Yobe with 7,879
applications and 3,185 admissions had
40 per cent of students who applied
for admission admitted. NBS report stated that 1,632,835
applications were received in 2012,
while 447,176 admissions were
granted in 2012, representing 27 per
cent of applications for admissions
during the year. “Yobe with 9,064 applications and
4,138 admissions has the highest
percentage of applications for
admissions with 46 per cent recorded. “The lowest percentages of
applications for admissions were
recorded in 2013 and 2014 with 24
per cent and 25 per cent of
applications for admissions recorded,
respectively during the period under review. “Yobe with 11,222 applications and
4,084 admissions has the highest
percentage of applications for
admissions with 36 per cent recorded
in 2013. “ Jigawa with 16,214 applications and
6,169 admissions has the highest
percentage of applications for
admissions with 38 per cent recorded
in 2014,’’ the report stated. According to the report, the highest
percentage of applications for
admissions are recorded in 2015 with
30 per cent of applications for
admissions recorded. “Yobe with 17,461 applications and
9,703 admissions has the highest
percentage of applications for
admissions in the year with 56 per
cent recorded,’’ it said.

Politics / Re: List Of Awardees For The Sun Award For The Year 2016 by Alhkerimu(m): 10:19pm On Feb 18, 2017
Congratulation to the only governor with a differences, the professor in political mathematics
Rivers are proud of you
Congratulation once again wike.

Wike till 2027

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Dammy: The Endowed Naijaprincess Who Charges Guys $12 To Watch Her Twerk by Alhkerimu(m): 1:07pm On Feb 18, 2017
darkenkach:
I am already a fan..
You have becomes Her fans to gain what? Nonses

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