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Why are morons allowed to use the internet ?

Dump him and tell him, you are not going to spend any THIN dime on him again !

His plenty days are numbered , he will soon be their lunch.

Sodiq33: Naso God create we cute guys o,no question PAPA God

This agbaya sef dey form cute guy. The Op eye red for him profile pic like say him dey take ogogoro.

sweetestguy: Dats for low self esteem girls,,some girls are seriously turnin down suitors, some are confused abwt whom to choose sef

wash ! Na everybody were come ur way be eligible bachelor ? Broke as.$ okada, area boy, keke driver go ask you out and u go say them dey reject suitors.

Don't mind him.... He's just some random idi0t, who doesn't know that when you bleach out melanin in your skin you become prone to cancer because of the intensity of the sunlight here. His face is fanta color while his hands are coke !

Later, una go say unilag students dey rich ? Hope una don see ?

F-weezy:
Believe!

Do you bleach ? You have uneven skin tone ?

Bush boy ! U dey inside room dey wear shade. You look like you have been zapped with ten thousand volt of electricity.

Hideous troll ! You look like you have been zapped with ten thousand volts of electricity .

Khalessi: Which one is the bïtch and Who is Amadioha?

The famed ugly khalessi ! How are u doing ?

Airforce1: Hisses on you in every dialect of Nigeria.

tellwisdom and airfore1 you guys shouldnt derail this thread , bunch of jerks.

carzola: Thank God i didnt bother reading the post its damn too long. By the way i dont belive there is a Jesus.

why are morons allowed to use the internet ?

Okija_juju: Hello Sir

I am the Lawyer for the Client. Please drop your CV and Brochure here on Nairaland for us all to see and verify the quality of your works and the number of experience you have. Also provide references on your works as we would be verifying them.

Tanks!

wetin concern you , Mr lawyer ? Ofofo !

Cynluv: Is her husband's small dick a justification to start sleeping with the houseboy simpy bocs she saw the houseboy dick by chance and it was bigger than her husband own? What is your opinion?

na u or na ur friend dey enjoy dat kondo ? Na lie, be sincere.

castielo: What should you do? ...drink rat poison

make him go use superglue do eye drop, that way him no go see them again ! Ode.

Agybabe: Yes, and it's so annoying. They would just pretend as if they've never had one. One even said "That's why I'm single, my mom said girls are killers". Just imagine.

N.B- Don't ask me what he was doing with me.

why u open ur mouth for ur profile pic like that ? Person dey under ur skirt dey give u Mouth Action ?

Big4wig: with d high rate of population of girls in our economy,u still dey fvck road side punnay?..dude u need Jesus

the gurls wey u dey Bleep na wetin ? Who tell u say dem no be ashawo too ? I pity u !

R2bees: good morning all

na everyday u dey pass here with your agbada and u no go comment.

taharqa: The pathetic wailings of a FRUSTRACTED soul.... Lwkmd ... Una haff not seen anytin yet

ur tian no get part 2 ! See english abeg.

Oke Esibe: Kan u date a girl wit smal breast and a small booty

yes ofcourse ! To me all those stuffs are just minor things. What matters most is the inner beauty, by the way in the heat of the moment you hardly notice that a$.s and b0o.b$.

satowind: FIRST LADY'S SPEECH TO NELSON
MANDELA:
“Good Morning my fellow
people,me,my
husband and the plentiful peoples
of one great Nigeria send our condolence
and congratulated South Africa
peoples for the die of their
president
yesterday evening ,We are sadness
to welcome the great man. I was sleep under
my pillow yesterday when
my husband tell me that Mandela
has death,
I just shout no no no and I
start to cry ,My husband and Mandela is a
good friends,When my
husband was a children, Mandela
give him
his own shoe when he did not
have shoe , Now Mandela she have made the
African
people a widow by died.
Mandela was a good mother ,she
taked care
of us like his child,We are all happy for Mandela’s life it is not
easy to
carry first in an International
competition . The kill that killed
Nelson
Mandela has making some children a widow,my heart feels
sorry for
these children who have
becomes widows for losing their
leaders or
parents for one reason or another ,Mandela taught us to have
love for
our fellow Nigerians
irrespective of their NATIONALITY . I
was sad
since he was in the hospital but I am happy when my husband
tell me
that doctors and nurses are
responding to treatments. SHH One great
thing I
learnt from Nelson Mandela is that I would rather kill myself
instead of
committing suicide .
Once again,congratulated to South
Africa
peoples,Mandela is a great rapper even better than Michael
Jackson ,he
died but his manhood lives
on"
Back to the matter satoseries congratulate dem. hml.

mehn ! Illiteracy na disease . U come add ur picture join ur dry joke .

Clean mob !

I honed my driving skills, i have been trained for high speed maneuvres. I also got a fork lift license and a license for earth moving machines (escavator)

Another boren post on front page.

Thank God ! I just got a gas burner for my mum . I knew inhaling this 3 times a day could pose a threat to her health.

olala32: i no her very well, she doesnt have a boifrnd but a fuccking mate.

lol ! My God ! u guys just finished this, girl. Hahahahaha. She went into hiding.

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Khalessi: Shut up alien your elder bro smelling bro nonsense, who do you think your talking to a learner? Give me a couple of mins gay and I will tell you the owner of that pics you ugly imposter.

you are just being jealous, i'm very sure your boyfriend is not up to my standard.

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