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Wat d f**k is wrng wit dis op...abi u don die

Nyc one jarus @findout u dy rili blast headache oh...hes sumwhat pointless n jst beating arnd d bush

By my gal frnd n in public buh b4 any1 realized who slapped who i tuk control of d situatn n acted as if na me slap ha...i was lyk ''nxt tym dnt try dis nonsense''...n evryone was lyk ''oh my God did he rili slap ha''...n she was lyk *crying* n sayin'' wlh i was d one dat slapped him fa'' i walkd out filin lyk a man... Gosh am a genuis

Hy guys actually am nt new here jst dat i dnt rili make commnts, buh i luv bn a nairalander n am happi 2 b part of nairaland

jst cut d crabs n tel him...he wont bite wuld he?

Alhamdulillah ala kulli haal

Just imagine fa...kai!!! and notin wuld b done abt it,it wuld jst b swpt unda d carpet. Cum 2 tink tink of it is nigeria goin bankrupt? Dis one dat madam is sayin she's interestd in d money

Simple jst format d brain of evry nigerian including urself n u ar gud 2 go...

As d head boy in my sch, came to d assembly one early momo n declared a break for d school just because it was my birthday...

Hmmm just passing by...

What a man can do a woman can do later

Sshhhhh i tink d guy is an alien frm planet sri n he's here 4 our frsh air

wc 1 b lawma again....neva heard of it b4 oh or is it bcoz am frm d north

[quote author=Bélla3]Very interesting... Places of worship should learn to respect other peoples ears...
Speaking of which.. I should probably drag the mosque near my house to court bt for my safety.[/quote]Thank goodness its a xtain dat dragd dem 2 court n thank God we muslims dnt use drums in d mosque

My agric teacher was named Red bororo coz ha face red lyk palm oil Intro tech teacher was code named 'short sleeve' coz he was so short dat u culdnt c him wen hes teachin. My maths teacher was named 'big headed man' coz his head was bigga dan his body lol

There has been improvement in my area thgh some areas styl complain buh I tink d problem lies with d distribution esp provision of transformers n electric cables.anyway its a step in d ryt direction

CONFIRM

Pac says "KILLUMINATI"

IDD-i don die

Cheii olodo oddee dolo sakarai wawa magana zarar bune ce

hmmmm i think el rufai has a lot 2 do lyk rebrandin his name coz d el rufai i knw is a bulldozer...gud choice anyway

buhari/fashola 4 mi is d bst combo 2 defeat diz cabals 4rm power

Hmmmm imagine wat women do just 4 raw sex...i wuld agree wit sumone 'd risk rily exceeds d ecstacy'
I tnk u gals shuld b rily careful considrn d risk invovld n even if not 4 dat tink abt d religious aspct of it dats if u ar nt married...buh den sex is lyk a game 4get d name n play d game