₦airaland Forum

SoldierBoy1:
Bro no beg those people, they no be gods.....su iya yin kome

Checked86:
Pique and Ramos scored in their last matches.

HolarQD:
Please is it possible for us to sell all those home-based super eagles and use the proceeds to buy a new president for nigeria in the next transfer window?

donstan18:
I'll kill her first to prove to her that I'm man enough.

Then, kill myself and run away to avoid being arrested for murder and suicide

sarrki:
It chngea nothing
Except pmb will not contest

Angy55:
Yoruba demons
I can't wait to see this movie. I need to know more of their tactics.

OboOlora:
That LesbianBoy has said it all, it’s really not the fault of the bald-headed vulture looking god of man! Naija, nation of jokers

OboOlora:
That LesbianBoy has said it all, it’s really not the fault of the bald-headed vulture looking god of man! Naija, nation of jokers

UDOKABESTLUV:
How Can i deport myself from nigeria

congo4ka:

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I just checked your DP now, this is how I will chop you if I handle those watermelons

NafeesaAA:
Once again my character , Sex are the facts in issue not the killings. You all can kiss my Fulfude ass

chloride6:
Obasanjo you need to write a letter to all the enemies in my life

millionboi2:
Funny I accepted to be Muslim just to drop this comment.

Lol.. ..it amaze me how ppl carry religion on their head.

This what you get when you start looking for what is not missing.

GoroTango:
Yadi yadi yadi..... same old, same old. Sorry I don't speak piggy language. All I hear from you is oink oink.

buhariguy:
I will still bring it here for you to read.
Idiotic pigs of Biafra cannot escape

qualityovenbake:
You can say that again. Relocating my cylinder immediately.

qualityovenbake:
You can say that again. Relocating my cylinder immediately.

abejide1000:
Wow wow wow wow.
We no get brain as we dey "wow" up and down

abejide1000:
Wow wow wow wow.
We no get brain as we dey "wow" up and down

donstan18:
This one you are attacking me, it's like your girlfriend is on Nairaland you don't want her to see you supporting sex doll .

donstan18:
This one go pain ladies ooo , e go pepper dem scara

But wait oo, why e de pain dem self , when they were using Love Machine, vibrators, banana, cucumber, carrot, pencil and tubers of yam, did we complain?, they never knew we were serving a living God!

Now, God dn answer our prayers with a 3D sex doll, and the are complaining ... I even heard you can use sex dolls as Power Bank ... asin, if u de bang am, ur phone go de charge

Kai, see bad market for them, It's so funny to see how women are being intimidated and triggered with a common toy, ordinary toy

Funny set of people who wants men everyday but will pretend they don't, I even heard feminists are now saying that they can cook and clean the house
, they even said that small dicks are the best

I even heard that a man sneezed at Lagos and 5 ladies rushed him with first aid box to ask if he was okay Kai ... Power of sex doll

If a man fart, his Bae will rush him and say "Baby I'm so sorry, did the fart wound your nyash

Kai see damage control ... I even heard that sex dolls can give you barrow style, samsung style, shatte wale style, Nokia styles, Aba style, Monkey pox style and mosquito style.

Oluwa has done it

DJ, please play WO for me and my men dem, mk we dance jare

Oya WO, Sexy dolly dolly, WO!!
Awon omo tikaDolly, WO!!!
Ma lo Dollykibo, WO!!!

asdfjklhaha:
Ok I will work in access bank so I can get leave.

Interviewer: why do you want to work with us?

Me: I saw on nairaland that if I get pregnant I will get six months off plus pay.

Interviewer: is that all

Me: yes sir

Interviewer: you are employed

Me: sir I'm already pregnant so I'll resume in 6months time, I'll go home and wait for my salary.