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Webmasters › Re: Youtube Monetization 2018: Account Must Have 4000 Watch Hours & 1000 Subscribers by Alkanoicacid(m): 6:32pm On Jan 17, 2018

Auntielinda:
haba too strict

Oya come and pruv ur post jare

Politics › Re: Benue Holds Memorial Service For Victims Of Fulani Herdsmen’s Attack (Photos) by Alkanoicacid(m): 12:57pm On Jan 12, 2018

Icecomrade:

I still remember some Benue people castigated Biafra movement by IPOB.

They were quick to say Benue is not part of Biafra.

You call on people not to vote Northerners when you all turned your back on Goodluck Jonathan when he needed your vote. Instead you embraced a Fulani man.

Your call for southern political alignment will not work now

Sorry.

Should we now say u guys deserve the army invasion? What has this got to do with biafra? The Ndeltans also denied biafra so the rivers killings also serve them right abi? Ipobs are fools walai.

Car Talk › Re: Video Of Vehicles For The Cleaner Lagos Initiative by Alkanoicacid(m): 12:19pm On Jan 12, 2018

MrMcJay:
Are you aware that even Chief Innocent Chukwuma the owner of Innoson motors doesn't use Innoson vehicles? He uses a Range and Toyota.

Innoson is based in Nnewi in Anambra State. How many Innoson vehicles do you see in Obiano's convoy?

Even you wey dey ask, would you allow someone carry you in an Innoson vehicle speeding at 120Km/hr? Make brake pad go fly comot.

Abeg no vex o..na savage be ur middle name?

Travel › Re: Okada Rider And Passenger Crushed To Death By Truck In Ibadan. Photos by Alkanoicacid(m): 8:09pm On Jan 11, 2018

Archbishop88:
Na so another one take happen dz evening for UI second gate.. Lord have mercy on us

When did that happened? I was there around 6 dis evening o.

Romance › Re: Woman Disfigured By Accident Weds Her Man (Photo) by Alkanoicacid(m): 1:05pm On Jan 11, 2018

Jodha:
See that Ijeoma comment...she thinks eer'thing is about money ..

Happy married life to them...
The man is a true man...not like the ones here...looking for ass and boobs...

So if I no look for Ass and b00bs wetin I go Con dey look for?

Politics › Re: Is Zahra Buhari Pregnant? Pictures by Alkanoicacid(m): 12:50pm On Jan 11, 2018

My crush @Nafeesah...when is our own wedding date?

Politics › Re: Dino Melaye As Capt Jack Sparrow In A Pirates Of The Caribbean Themed Party by Alkanoicacid(m): 10:05am On Jan 09, 2018

biacan:
If only he will agree to be my sugar daddy

Fellow nairalander dey here dey crush u dey follow dino upandan.

Crime › Re: Girl Stabbed By Man ‘Osama’ In Delta For Rejecting His Advances (Photo) by Alkanoicacid(m): 9:56am On Jan 09, 2018

taylor88:
Sarrki despite the e-wars here on nairaland

I believe we all are brothers

Make i ask u brotherly question

Do u know ur an enemy of the nation ?

Do u know that even if u merit heaven God won't let u in

Do u know that Thunder still fires like the biblical days and ur worthy to be a beneficiary of black Thunder

I pray u live long on earth but before death dig ur grave ursef because nobody go gree dig for u

The way some of you guyz hate Sarki ehn.. you fit send assasin go kill am.

Family › Saudi Women Divorces Husband Because He Loves Her More Than His Own Mother by Alkanoicacid(op): 11:10pm On Jan 05, 2018

A 29-year-old Saudi man was in for the shock of his life when his wife, whom he loved so much, approached the court for a divorce.

The estranged husband did not know why his wife would want divorce from him even though he did everything possible for her, but she was adamant in her demand.

She admitted that her husband had never denied anything to her but she insisted on leaving him because he preferred her over his own mother.

"I can never trust a man who does everything for his wife while he denies even a small favor to his mother," she told the judge.

Neither the husband nor wife was identified. The husband, who was in a deep shock, told the judge that he did not want to leave his wife and that he would do everything to keep her but she bluntly rejected the offer.

The woman admitted that her husband had spent a lot of money on her, taking her on foreign trips and buying her everything she wanted, but said she did not want to continue her life with him.

"A man who is not good to his own mother cannot be trusted. He may turn his back on me anytime in the future," she said.

The surprised husband asked her, "Didn't I abandon my own family for you?"
She replied, "Yes, and this is the very reason I want divorce from you."

The woman told the judge that everything her husband said in the court was correct but she was determined to leave him because he preferred her over his family members, including his mother.

She told the judge that she could not wait until the day her husband would abandon her the same way he had abandoned his mother.

The woman returned the dowry her husband had given her and the judge granted the divorce.

A judicial source praised the woman for her noble stand and said she was right to ask for divorce since the husband placed her above his own mother.

He said the woman thought that a man who would leave his own mother for another woman could never be trusted.

The source said some men believed that blindly obeying their wives and doing everything for them was the way to win perpetual love.

"This is not correct. A man must put his family, especially his mother, above everything else," he said.
He said his wife was not happy because he did more favors to her than to the woman who gave him birth, brought him up and sacrificed her own life for his happiness.

http://saudigazette.com.sa/article/525255/SAUDI-ARABIA/Wife-gets-divorce-from-man-who-loved-her-more-than-his-mother

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Nairaland General › Nigerians Are The Problems Of Nigeria by Alkanoicacid(op): 7:20pm On Jan 05, 2018

What John Zibiri said about Nigeria

I worked and lived in Abuja for 18 years. I ran my own private company from 2001 until 2014.

Two million of the likes of Buhari cannot change Nigeria.

�Everything is wrong with Nigeria.

�The Director won't give you contract except you pay up front .

�The banks won't give you loan except you concede a certain percentage.

�The man supervising the contract won't pass the job except you play ball.
�The clerk won't pass your file for payment except you rob his palm.

�The accounts department won't raise your payment voucher or cheque unless you see them. I can go on and on.

�The worst thing is that it has become a norm that nobody sees anything wrong with.
� If you think otherwise, they begin to think you are sick and not normal.
�If you try to stand in their way, you put your life at risk.

�If you get killed there is no justice system in place to seek redress and bring the perpetrators to book.

�The police is corrupt , the Judiciary is the same.
�Even the religious circle is not spared.

�Everything in Nigeria revolves around corruption.
�Nobody cares about anybody. No law and order.
� I looked from my left to right, everybody is only desperate about one thing "money".
�They will kill anybody and anything that stand between them and money.

�I am an electrical engineer with MNSE and COREN. The system don't care about my qualifications.

�Distribution and transmission jobs are given to alhajis, pastors, friends and relatives without any basic skills.

�I started asking myself, how do I convince my kids that education and hard work is rewarding?
�When fools, agberos and touts are running the country from the local govt to the Presidency.

�Is this what my four sons will also go through? In 2014 I decided I have had enough. I decided I was leaving. I migrated to Australia with my family.

�Don't put yourself in harm way for any reason.
�The problem of Nigeria is in the hands of Nigerians living in Nigeria.

�Try starting a gate house in your village, everybody wants to profiteer from it.

The bricklayer, the carpenter, the mason and even your brother who claim to be supervising on your behalf.

�They are corrupt, morally bankrupt and selfish.
� Everybody there thinks about himself and nobody is thinking about Nigeria .

�You don't have to be the one to go there to change anything.

�Let those under the hammer start the revolution. I beg make you hear word.
�This post is gonna anger a lot of my followers. I'm still gonna post it anyway.

Business › Re: Statement By The EFCC After Granting Bail To The CEO Of Innoson Motors by Alkanoicacid(m): 7:58pm On Dec 21, 2017

jamesibor:
Dude, me and u no be mate. As I type, I'm in London where I came in to tidy up some business agreements on distribution of certain pharmaceutical products having flown in 2 days ago from China on yet another business trip. Haters gonna die.

That still doesnt mean you're richer, more successful or better than him.

I'm not siding anybody o, but what you're doing is called bragging.

Politics › Re: CBN Data Proves Amaechi Lied Against Johnathan On ECA by Alkanoicacid(m): 12:02am On Dec 17, 2017

What's wrong with all if you? Were you not in nigeria during Gej regime? Was he not really corrupt?

Romance › Re: "How Much Is Your Groom Price?" Lady Asks A Young Lawyer She Admires by Alkanoicacid(m): 9:01pm On Dec 13, 2017

pocohantas:
You'll be surprised she is serious.
Which men are scarce?
It's responsible, cute men with potentials that are scarce.
They are the ones getting these kinda green lights steady.
They are at the top of the ladder in desirability by most women.

One jonsing guy would sit in his one room, with dirty boxers and be waiting for this kinda thing. E go shock am...

Foreign Affairs › Re: IPOB Hails Trump Over Jerusalem Decision by Alkanoicacid(m): 8:55pm On Dec 10, 2017

NtoAkwaIbom:
People like this dont even know, that its the same thing happening between Ijaw and the Edo people that is happening between Israel and Palestine.

I was shocked to read on facebook from a friend that the area no w occupied by the Israelites were given to them by the Palestine... I researched on it and found out that.
Palestines were begged to give a part of their land to resettle the Israelites after their mass slaughter by hitler during world war 2, only for Israel to just grow up and demand to have the whole area.

I am a staunch Christian, but I just believe that biting the finger that ones fed you is wrong.
Would it be right for the Ijaw people to rise up one day and lay claim to Benin ? So is it right for Israel to now want to take over the East and West Bank even though some part has more Arabs than Jews ?.

Wallaahi..I'm a Muslim, and I know you're a christian, but hail you for saying the truth not because it favours muslim but because its the truth some people are denying despite how obvious it is. They don't even know there are christian palestinians.

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Politics › Re: AKTH Kano Not FMC Umuahia Recorded 1st Kidney Transplant In 9jah by Alkanoicacid(m): 7:21pm On Dec 10, 2017

NafeesaAA:
Why do we forget so easily? Aminu Kano Teaching Hospital (AKTH) conducted the first succesful kidney transplant in Nigeria over a decade ago (2006). Since then, other tertiary hospitals in the country followed the AKTH footsteps. Suprisingly, I saw stories flying this morning that Federal Medical Centre Umuahia recorded "the first succesful kidney transplant in Nigeria". Iko sai Allah!

Don't worry my crush, the brightness of the moon can NEVER be covered by HANDS.

Business › Re: Gtbank Emerges Nigeria’s 2017 Bank Of The Year by Alkanoicacid(m): 2:51pm On Dec 09, 2017

veekid:
Well deserved; but they should come and plant a branch around iwo road-idi ape axis

Yes..even Agbowo UI, dey normaly select areas for branches.

Politics › Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Defending His PhD Thesis At The Open University (Photos) by Alkanoicacid(m): 2:42pm On Dec 09, 2017

kolafolabi:
I think he deserves a kudos. Don't you think Atiku is also struggling for what Obj did twice? Such is life!

Chaaaaaaaai...See finishing

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Nairaland General › Re: Photos Of Beautiful Child Beggars In Calabar Go Viral by Alkanoicacid(m): 2:34pm On Dec 09, 2017

drealzum:
These are Chad and Niger Republic girls. They are plenty in Kaduna, kano side. I was suprised when a friend told me he saw them in benin. Now here are pictures of them in calabar. Hunger is really pushing them down south of Nigeria.
The women and little children are sent to beg while the men seat in a corner drinking tea. They are not Nigerians.

Come see as dem plenty for Ibadan, I've known dem since I was a kid..If u hear dem speak yoruba ehn.

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Politics › Re: Kano: Buhari Visits Oil And Rice Mills, The Biggest In West Africa (Photos) by Alkanoicacid(m): 2:28pm On Dec 09, 2017

NafeesaAA:
All those Articulated Jews and Kwankwasiyas should take not, 1.9 million votes is still intact. Just look, 8,000 Police officers, 3,000 Military & Paramilitary personals and yet they couldn't contain the massive crowd that came to see President Buhari. As his motorcade pass thru, the noise is deafening but yet you can see the commitment and sincerity of hope from his supporters.

On either side, people scream, wave and take pictures. As he slowed down to savour the moment, the crowd went wild for the 90 seconds and then a rapturous applause. Then, as soon as the limo was gone, you can practically read the contentment on their faces, they clearly got what they came for: a glimpse of President Buhari.

Buhari isn't just a political leader to people of Kano, he is a paternal figure, The Mai Gaskiya. These intimate designations speak to the close bond many Kanawas have traditionally forged with President Buhari. Perhaps the only national political leader to approach Buhari moment of naked popularity was a politician who knew something about Integrity. His name was Mallam Aminu Kano,.

See dis my crush o, where have you been? BTW, u no see my mail?

Politics › Re: I Was Very Sentimental When I Supported Buhari Against Jonathan – Dele Momodu by Alkanoicacid(m): 2:22pm On Dec 09, 2017

PeterObi2019:
You guys are really trying... Every thread u are there doing your job

But if something like dis was shown against you guyz, you go call am afonja propaganda no matter how true it is

Foreign Affairs › Re: Jerusalem: ''to Know Who The 45th US President Is, Read Isaiah 45'' - FFK by Alkanoicacid(m): 7:51pm On Dec 08, 2017

TheAngry1:
Yes it is! Simple.

Pls explain. coz as far as I know there is no christian country.
Don't say vactican city o coz that one na undet Italy o.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Jerusalem: ''to Know Who The 45th US President Is, Read Isaiah 45'' - FFK by Alkanoicacid(m): 12:58am On Dec 08, 2017

TheAngry1:
This is why I support Trump:

1. Muslims don't love America, but they throng there in droves.
2. Muslims hate Israel, and spite America for loving her, yet they throng America and claim its citizenship
3. Muslims will not accept in Saudi Arabia what we have accepted in Rome. There are more Mosques in Italy than churches, yet you would be killed for carrying the bible publicly in Saudi
4. Jerusalem is historically the City of God, the home of the Messiah, it is Christian Homeland (including Jews)
5. Whether or not Trump recognizes Jerusalem, Muslims would still hate America and the West, so what the heck?
6. If Muslims truly hate the West and their liberal values, why don't they immigrate to Iran, Turkey, Saudi Arabia and all the other Muslim nations and just f**king leave us alone? Wetin una dey find for Infidels land sef?

Shalom Jerusalem!

Are there no American Muslims? Should they also migrate? Is America a christian country?

Politics › Re: Wike Departs Port Harcourt For Abuja, In Preparation For PDP Convention - Pics by Alkanoicacid(m): 2:46pm On Dec 07, 2017

BestySam:
The worst governor my state has ever produced. Very useless like Rochas.

Wike came into governance without any plan. With our massive state allocation and IGR we should be competing with Dubai but we're competing with Abeokuta.

We're suffering from leadership both at the federal and state level.

God please help Rivers State.

Education › Re: Al-hikmah University Lecturer Orders 300 Level Law Students To Kneel Down by Alkanoicacid(m): 1:01am On Dec 06, 2017

Yoruba2humble:
Who tell u say kwara state na Yoruba land, Ur mumuness don reach another level Meanwhile

So kwara na wetin? igbo state?

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Health › Re: Female Corper Quarantined For Monkeypox In Benue by Alkanoicacid(m): 12:22am On Dec 06, 2017

businessempire:

Am i the only one that didnt read the fictitious story

Why's this shit called Nairaland?

A land where I cannot go and collect 1 naira from is DAT one naira land

Lemme go and find real dollar land jare..

Where's ubanmeudie and nwaAikwpe my friendships

Aha I have Rottweiler, Caucasian, chow chow puppies for sale o. U people shouting SARS SARS upandan just carry ur dogs with you and see those guys prostrating to greet you.

My encounter with SARS
I remember last year I was in a taxi with a big dog in the boot. Its a caravan car so it had space to sit and relax in the boot. We got to Oshodi and these idiots just opened the doors and forced their way into the car while the car was still in motion o. They were two in number as they entered, I told them welcome, unknowing to them I had a dog at the back and then I said "lion attack" my dog started barking and trying to tear the officer at the back sit with me apart and the officers started begging me o so I spoke to the dog to keep calm and it did . they were both sweating and thanking me for saving them. I am serious o no be lie

NO BE KANAYO O KANAYO I DEY SEE SO?

Politics › Re: Corruption Fight: You Can Never Satisfy Nigerians – Buhari by Alkanoicacid(m): 6:26pm On Dec 05, 2017

ayzTIGER:
In GEJ's administration some of his officials were corrupt but in this Buhari administration corruption is official.

So GEJ wasn't corrupt abi?

Mind u, I'm neither 4 PDP nor APC

Health › Re: Plus-Sized Yoga Instructor Shows Off Her Flexibility In Semi Nude Photos by Alkanoicacid(m): 2:54pm On Dec 05, 2017

mokaflex:
Yoga instructor abi summasult instructor? See belle

See dis one o..wetin br sumasalt intructor again?

Politics › Re: Senator Sylvester Ayodele Arise Kidnapped by Alkanoicacid(m): 11:19am On Dec 05, 2017

CharlotteFlair:
You have programmed by APC propaganda machine to believe the Senate is your problem for not progressing. Think again and deeper this time.

What are you saying? NASS is not part of Nigeria's problems?

Health › Re: Lady Loses Friend At LUTH Because There Was No Bed Space And Consultants by Alkanoicacid(m): 11:22pm On Dec 04, 2017

solochris:
Cry no more my sister, by 2019 all these nonsenses will end

Did all these started in 2015?

Romance › Re: 10 Pictures Sex Starved Guys Can Relate To by Alkanoicacid(m): 5:25pm On Dec 03, 2017

StrawberryGloss:
Why would a girl come visiting for the first time and then the only thing on your brain is to bang her

With that ur profile pix abi...infact it's gonna be bang..bangger..banggest.

Politics › Re: Obiano Blasts Emeka Ojukwu Jnr: "You Are A Sad Irony Of Your Father" by Alkanoicacid(m): 5:01pm On Dec 03, 2017

mbhs139:
You see my friend, I hardly comment on this forum, for obvious reasons, amongst which is the lack of decorum exhibit here. But I'm constrained to comment on this particular case this morning.

You see, I think the Igbos, in Nigeria, are politically naive. Unlike the Yorubas and the Hausas, how can you expect every Indigbo to belong to just one political party-APGA? No one wins a general election in a polarised country like Nigeria?

Take the SW for instance, before it used to be the AD, then it transformed into AC, then ACN and now the APC, all in their bid and effort to be relevant at the centre, aligning with friends and foes alike. Remember the saying in politics "no parmanent friend, no parmanent foe".

But the Igbos sees every other person as their enemies.

Well, this is my humble opinion and I stand to be corrected.

E tire me for Igbos o.. Who is their real enemy self? why do dey see every body as their enemy?

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Politics › Re: Buhari Holds Meeting With King Of Jordon, King Abdullah II by Alkanoicacid(m): 4:57pm On Dec 03, 2017

Owerri1stSon:
He has gone to do what in Jordan? a Muslim country. Why always Muslim country?. am still waiting to know when this stick some people called a president would visit Rome.
His agenda has fail from the start.

To do what in Rome?

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