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PoliticsRe: Where Is Jubril El-sudani by Allahismad: 7:50pm On Dec 18, 2021
Ndimkpurummiri:
Some of their Pastors even confirmed on the alter that Buhari has been replaced with Jubril.
So where is the Jubril el Sudan?
Also why una dey ignore all those things happening in the north, how come none of you have said anything about how bandits came to a child naming ceremony in katstina and threw the baby into the pot of hot boiling stew and forced all those there to eat the half cooked child's carcass. As far it is happening over there we are happy and don't care, we need you guys to finish yourselves so that we can come and buy of any of the vacant lands.
PoliticsRe: Where Is Jubril El-sudani by Allahismad: 7:46pm On Dec 18, 2021
Ndimkpurummiri:
lalasticlala
Mynd44
Dominique
Seun
Rule 19
Am so surprised that you headslammers with mark of the beast,
worshipping one nymphomaniac and worthless demon who is very mad according to what I wrote as my moniker will still be the one to turn to reporting as a coward instead of staying and bear what you brought up.

Am still surprised that one opium abuser that lived in caves of medina was killed with a rat poison and that he died a painful death, it didn't even stop there for God to really punish him, the idiot was exhumed from his shallow grave, the pigs almost ate almost half of his Smelly petrifying useless body, I heard they were chewing his rotten penis with muscle that the sound was sounding krakra kagbum kagbum kraka.

This same hooligan after hallucinating under the influence of opium overdose started hallucinating that he saw angels, if it were now he will be in a mental institution and chained to the wall.

Imagine a fake arse prophet w o specialises in raping small girls, just like how a grown man will have conscience to be penising a six year old girl, of course he wanted to try the raping with zainab before he painfully and miserably died. He is the grand patron of terrorism and banditry of course as a worthless and lazy loafer, he was robbing the caravans and killing this who dragged with him.
At least your holy books said that the lunatic demon that kept paradise and 72 virgins for whosoever kills more people.

Stop being a coward and face us since you want to talk about our own person, we can also talk about whatsoever we want about you hypocrites and liers.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Attend Turkey-Africa Partnership Summit In Istanbul by Allahismad: 9:48am On Dec 16, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Always attending all the submit with no positive result
I think say noting dey reach you for body.
Is like there is scarcity of weed?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Attend Turkey-Africa Partnership Summit In Istanbul by Allahismad: 9:44am On Dec 16, 2021
Ahusi:
Make that plane just crash and Nigeria problem is solved
God will remove him in his Own way but the one of praying death for my enemy is a No No, this prayer no follow at all but will God listen kwanu?

PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Attend Turkey-Africa Partnership Summit In Istanbul by Allahismad: 9:40am On Dec 16, 2021
LordviccoDaGuru:
The president will be celebrating his birthday in Turkey which is coming up tomorrow he was born on17th December, 1942.
Is it the real age or the football age cos last we heard his younger sister was older than him.

FamilyRe: Fact-Check: Court Did Not Declare Marriages Conducted At Ikoyi Registry Illegal by Allahismad: 5:23am On Dec 16, 2021
Lol
PoliticsRe: Tunde Ilori Elewere: Protest Rocks Ondo As Unknown Gunmen Kill High Chief by Allahismad: 5:14am On Dec 16, 2021
Lol
BusinessRe: Which Digital Skill Should I Learn In 2022 To Get Financial Freedom? by Allahismad: 6:07pm On Dec 15, 2021
SpeedyPuff:
I recently dropped out of school because my parents can no longer sponsor me. So I'm on my own now. I want to earn my financial freedom in 2022, support my family, and maybe go back to school later.

My plan now is to work and save up money for training on a digital skill that will earn me like $1k -$2k monthly. This is my only goal now.

I have no idea what it is. But I know that some of you big boys and girls here earn well from your legit online hustle.

Please let me hear your thoughts. What can I do in 2022 to earn financial freedom and create wealth.
Say it loud well na; na yahoo yahoo you dey use idea ask for?
CultureRe: Tracy Chapele-Ugo Bags Father’s Chieftaincy Title In Urhoboland by Allahismad: 6:06pm On Dec 15, 2021
Telekinetic:
Idiot... Fulani women don finish ba? When only one terrorist go dey marry 60 women!
Plus the idiotic virgins they will pack give them in ajana.
CrimeRe: Joint Border Patrol Team Seizes 550 Cartridges, Prohibited Items by Allahismad: 5:37pm On Dec 15, 2021
Crusadee:
Fotto, No be juju be that? How them take see am?
They said its through intelligence tipp off.
PropertiesRe: Having Issues With My Landlady, I Need Your Honest Advise by Allahismad: 9:43am On Dec 15, 2021
HEAVEN4444:
and these types of comments and the one from the KING guy is why i can only live in lagos and only the part of lagos where people have travelled extensively and lived abroad and are now civilized. lol .just animals in human skin everywhere grin grin

ways to survive naija

1- stay far away from poor people ( these people are poor for a reason. karmic debt due to wickedness ). and this is not poverty shaming but make rich man decisions even if you are poor. for example if you have 500 thousand naira for annual rent, do not move into a bad area because you can get a 3 bedroom there, aspire to rent a tiny room in a rich area instead. environment is better than the size of your house. i will rather live in a studio apartment in lekki phase 1 than a 3 bedroom big house in mushin. you get the point
2- stay far away from anywhere that is outside a major city
3-never live in a house with the landlord unless you find out the landlord used to live abroad before lol
4-wear face mask at all times and dont look people in their eyes. never make eye contact. thats how the demons pull you in

PropertiesRe: Having Issues With My Landlady, I Need Your Honest Advise by Allahismad: 9:38am On Dec 15, 2021
KiNg0G:
shey you know say na house him rent.

him nor rent well.

he's supposed to pay for water and every other amenities as a tenant.


you can't follow owner of property, drag her own thing.

again na the one room him rent

he nor rent the well
What are you talking dude?
What if the availability of water was one of the add ons added to the agreement before he paid rent.
But make I no lie with my experience with people, noting go make me go near well, I go buy water outside and even I for don make friends with the landlady and family since. I won't let it get to this stage. Now, this guy is the sacrificial lamb for the yard. No other tenant go support this guy you go see am.
I will advise the guy to pack out immediately if this problem finish.
PropertiesRe: Having Issues With My Landlady, I Need Your Honest Advise by Allahismad: 9:14am On Dec 15, 2021
NCE1:
I'm currently having issues in the place I stay, I am a student that rented an apartment close to school, and ever since this landlady and her children have been a thorn in my flesh and even other neighbors.

Let me narrate what happened.
I'm not a perfect grammar person and please read to the end.

In the place I stay, there's a well we fetch water from, so last week Sunday the well was locked up, which was very unusual... It was locked up from morning till night, nobody in the compound could access water.. I couldn't cook nor bath, so in the evening I decided to go ask the landlady why the well was locked and ask for the key so I can get water.

On getting to the landlady's place, I greeted her and asked calmly why the well was locked up, before I knew what was happening her son came out and told me to get out of there... I was very shocked and surprised, that I came to ask for the key to the well and he just tells me to walk out like that.

I told him I'm here to ask why the well was locked and collect the key, and that I cannot just walk out like that.

Before I knew what was happening, the boy started getting aggressive and he was threatening that he would kill me and was making all sort of threats, before I knew it... He attacked me, both the mom and the son with their last daughter.

They pushed me to the wall, which I sustained an injury at the back of my hand, the landlady was trying to get me naked by pulling the short I was wearing... I wore this short because I wanted to collect the key, fetch water and take my bathe.

So as she was trying to pull down my shorts and get me naked, I had to bite her a little so she could release her hand from my shorts.

The neighbors gathered because of the noise and saw the three of them against me.
Then I left there and went and open the well which they padlocked, then they came down and insisted that nobody would use the well.

It was then that someone told me the reason why they locked the well was because the son of the landlady had an issue with someone early in the morning while the both of them were fetching water and he locked up the well to deal with the person... Thus causing inconveniences for the remaining tenants.

The next day they(landlady and her son) went to the police to report the matter.

And they lied to the police that they locked up the well because the tenants were polluting the well.
Then they reported that I came to their house to attack them and I bite her.

Then the police came and took me and the neighbor that had disagreement with the son that resulted in them locking up the well.

We left the police station that same day and we went back in two days time for interview..
At the interview the police asked us to settle the matter amicably, but they proposed that they want to go to court and if we don't want to go to the court, that we'll have to pay the sum of 50k.

The 50k is for the money she used to treat herself, which is a lie. One of the neighbor in the compound overheard her making arrangements with a pharmacist to manipulate the bill of drugs she got.

And aside that, up till now they have refused to open the well for the whole compound to use, but they themselves are still using it, despite claiming that it was polluted.

Now my Daddy had to call her and beg and he told her to calm down that he would pay her 15k but she refused, that it's the 50k or we go to court.

Now my question is.

Was I wrong in the first place for going to ask of the key to the well that was locked up without proper information of why it was locked, and this well is the well we've been using since we packed in?

The second question is, if we go to the court now, what are the penalties I would have to face if I was wrong?

And finally, is it right for a Landlady to lock up the well that everyone uses because of an issue with one of the tenants?

This place is in Enugu State.
Thank you as make you various wise inputs.
Where is the picture of that there last daughter, I want to check if she is fine and ask you for her number.
CelebritiesRe: Tega & Her Husband Welcomed By Crowd In Calabar As Boma Likes Her Post: Video by Allahismad: 9:53am On Dec 14, 2021
When the enemy wants to destroy you.
After all these kata kata with boma, he is still lurking in the background.
CelebritiesRe: Tega & Her Husband Welcomed By Crowd In Calabar As Boma Likes Her Post: Video by Allahismad: 9:53am On Dec 14, 2021
Special Security forces indeed
PoliticsRe: Finance Bill: FG Seeks To Make Amazon, Others VAT Collectors by Allahismad: 9:20am On Dec 14, 2021
chatinent:
Sense is not for everyone. Anyways, I am still available for Turnitin-friendly research writing services.
Maybe allah needs more blood as he is becoming anaemic. We can never know the mystery behind all these bloodshed that does not show any sign of abating.
PoliticsRe: Finance Bill: FG Seeks To Make Amazon, Others VAT Collectors by Allahismad: 5:48am On Dec 14, 2021
Hh
PoliticsRe: Vincent Ayigor Sentenced To 175-Year Jail Term For Duping American Of $629,287 by Allahismad: 5:40am On Dec 14, 2021
Karlovych:
embarassed Hmm, Igbos!!
Idiot which one is Igbos, is that an Igbo name?
If it gets to claiming oil, the south southerners are not Igbos but if it is to crime, they are igbos abeg respect yourself.
PoliticsRe: Vincent Ayigor Sentenced To 175-Year Jail Term For Duping American Of $629,287 by Allahismad: 5:38am On Dec 14, 2021
Beautiful judgement, I hate crime with passion
Christianity EtcRe: My Pastor Offended Me Today In Church (Experience) by Allahismad: 8:07pm On Dec 12, 2021
KiNg0G:
I didn't know it was hard to pray, untill I was given microphone today unexpectedly.

I wouldn't say I disgraced myself, but bro you supposed know how that kind thing dey be.

Elders are there, deacons and deaconess are there ever ready to be called at any giving opportunity, na me when sit down my own jejely for congregation dey look time...na pastor see call.

The full church was just observing as the usher was bringing the mic to where I stood.

I fumbled, even my voice for the speaker echo, the way my voice sounded in the speaker, some people Burst laugh.

Where I want start from,

My buddie that came with me to the church.(guy man just smiling sheepishly)

I just had to coordinate myself a little, I kept it short and simple.

Well, na small thing dey disgrace person.

A young man like myself go come dey fool myself say I nor sabi pray.. thank jah for how it played out.
It wasn't really that bad... he's not supposed to Take me unaware.

Because it was just as if the pastor get me for mind before.

Ever since have been attending that church it's elders, deacons, evangelist he normally calls to give closing prayer... and I know he normally informs them down.

As for my pastor am thinking about having a chat with him, I really didn't like it.

He can't just take me unaware like that.
if he wanted me to pray the closing prayer, he should. Have sent the usher with a piece of note to come inform me.
That would have been better, not calling me unexpectedly.
One midweek service I was unexpectedly called to sing for praise and worship, nwanne as I hold the mic all christian songs comot though the gospel song wey I know no even pass five, na just sally wey dem forge from gospel music come dey enter my brain especially this one,

You are a Lord, that is your name
You will never share your rumsis with any lagger
You will never share your loot with any lobber
You are a Lord and that is your name...

I gatu la jojo kutu nwa lobber okpo niisi, obuya kam mma,
BusinessRe: How A Loan App Wiped My Account And Left Me Broke by Allahismad: 9:41am On Dec 12, 2021
yinks77:
i/o money is a big scam. Please everyone should stay away from this loan app. They have nothing to disbursed but to deceive you by displaying large figures on the app and asking you to make some deposit before you will be given the loan. The moment you make the deposit, instead of your account being credited, You will be referred to other loan apps in which under normal circumstance you can have easy access to them on play store. When you contact the number on their customer service to lay your complain, the useless guy will tell u that the money will be refunded after one week if u could not secure the loan. The worst of it is that the guy has a way of deleting the chat you're having with him on your phone so that no trace of evidence against him will be left.
Use a modded whatsapp like aero whatsapp and no body will delete any message he or she have sent to your phone.
BusinessRe: How A Loan App Wiped My Account And Left Me Broke by Allahismad: 9:38am On Dec 12, 2021
ratracerebel:
For me, Branch is better. Except that it hasn't still qualified for my taste and standard. I'm still having some change to balance them though. I would expect them to go interest free and come with the idea that people can benefit without putting them out of business too.




Before you loose-guard brother, check my SIGNATURE and register NOW!

If Whatsapp and Telegram had been PAYING you since you started using and sharing them, would you ever find the need for loan?

A word is enough for the wise!
You have whatsapp and telegram that is paying you but you still have change to balance branch.
BusinessRe: How A Loan App Wiped My Account And Left Me Broke by Allahismad: 9:33am On Dec 12, 2021
thankmyGod:
@OP and everyone. Applying for loans via loan sharks is very terrible. How will a reasonable person collect loan of a very short period of time and they charge you 30% to 35% interest and you are okay with. If you saved your money in a fixed deposit with bank, your profit is not more than 1.3 to 1.5% interest. The rich are becoming richer while the poor keep their hand earned money to them. What is your profit on that business you collected the loan from? Sometimes, we need high level of discipline to to avoid these loan sharks. I have tried some of them before, I can tell you for free that they are very terrible. The only one I can recommend is Easemoni. They have very very low interest rate. I collected 8000 and paid paid 8320. Though it's 10 days anyway. Bottom line, we should avoid loan sharks because 2022 is going to be more turbulent. If it's just garri you have, drink it with peace of mind. Don't let them tarnish your little reputation
Another bullshit advert from easemoney. Within 10 days you paid more than 300 naira on 8000 naira; and your IQ is telling you that you are wiser than the people who collect 30% interest.
BusinessRe: How A Loan App Wiped My Account And Left Me Broke by Allahismad: 9:31am On Dec 12, 2021
Lionnation:
you are a thief, if you have the amount you needed why borrow to pay interest, it obvious your plan was to collect the loan and not pay back you didn't know how smat they can be,
This is an advert from fair money. Don't be surprised most of those monikers advertising fair money here are same thing with the OP.
Imagine after stating his ordeal, he still outlined the apps to loan from in the future with fair money as number 1.
Does it sound that this OP is serious with what he just passed through.
This story is fake just a subtle evil advert for fair money.
This fair money keep spamming my email with useless mail for me to come loan money. I've been sending them counter messages to stop spamming me. I will soon borrow from them and not pay back.
Christianity EtcRe: Should A Christian Also Read The "Sixth And Seventh Books Of Moses"? by Allahismad: 8:51am On Dec 12, 2021
AntiChristian:
Even the five books of Moses were not written by Moses.

Why care about the 6th & 7th book of Moses?

They are all products of excessive copying and editions by unknown men!
Anything book related to any religion are fables, jargons. We can't dismiss that even the quoran was worthless gibberish from a man high on opium.
BusinessRe: Obi Cubana Shows Off His Elder Brothers (Video, Pictures) by Allahismad: 6:53am On Dec 12, 2021
Mko123:
Cubana, we know but who is he ?What has the elder bro contributed to the success of cubana's establishment?



Sometimes God gives some family a big mirror of reflection to the world that covers the rest flop
Cubana business staff
PoliticsRe: White Helicopter & Fulani Herdsmen, Bandits - Fact-Check On Video By PRNigeria by Allahismad: 10:13am On Dec 11, 2021
helinues:
Very boring epistle.

You could have told us where the event took place, whose helicopter was shown in the video, who are the recipients of what the chopper came to deliver.

According to some quarter, those people inside the video were speaking Fulfude. Which tribe speak Fulfude in Nigeria?

You said you contacted Nigeria senior military officer to verify the news, what else would you expect the person to say, to claim is true?

Almost all signs of recognizing who the chopper belong to was removed which could be deliberate.

Only military can try that stunt, where would private chopper depart from with no tag on it
Chai!!
You really shocked me today, hope you are ok?
Except your humanity is rejuvenating and healing from the nasty mess your soul was stenched rigid of evil.

Please God miraculously continue to make your grace sufficient for this my brother who was overwhelmed and tired of his journey out to this dark place you reserved for only the evilest atrocious stack of demons.

My brother welcome back, your soul is meant for great things and we forgive your human flaw tendencies of greed; we love you dearly and rejoice like the angels when something like this happens

At least you can serve as an inspiration to others to know that even expired souls are redeemable and healed with just the right angle of love.

PoliticsRe: White Helicopter & Fulani Herdsmen, Bandits - Fact-Check On Video By PRNigeria by Allahismad: 9:13am On Dec 11, 2021
AntiBMC:
Look at this cl0wn. Early morning bunkum.

Ur paymasters must really be working you bmc urchins to death...for you to have stayed awake all night, typing utter garbage to try to cover up evil.

In ur tiny mind, you can convince the masses that they didn't see what they actually saw. Just like u ppl tried to do with Lekki massacre. For shame.

You can only sell this rvbbish to the gullibles of all gullibles... and I tell you, they aren't that many anymore. Umu ekwensu
The BMC crew will surprise you with their comments, you'll see.
I don't know why since the vulture meat sharwama man/woman went to nairaland prison, na different monikers she dey use attack common sense as the thing is scarce for bmc crews as they've sold all their soul and destiny even the ones of their decendants
PoliticsRe: White Helicopter & Fulani Herdsmen, Bandits - Fact-Check On Video By PRNigeria by Allahismad: 9:06am On Dec 11, 2021
Pointnoire:
Source: https://prnigeria.com/2021/12/10/fact-check-white-helicopter/?fbclid=IwAR3j8_xXX2nfemo_JcF927z9HI__uuJLEFzrqauh8IVBuy8cFLxkmgcZA7k

See previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/6889095/video-chopper-exchanging-items-bandits
Super Story
Useless damage control
These northerners should keep enjoying their banditry and terrorism up north there, they can turn the place to sahara desert after killing all their people, we don't care and when the place is free of corpse, we will buy up all the remaining lands from the survivors and expel them to niger republic cos leaving them will create more terrorists.
EducationRe: 13 Things Only UNN Students Will Relate To (Photo Illustrations) by Allahismad: 3:53am On Nov 27, 2021
Ddokie:
Kaaiii.

You don finish me.

Dat Egusi no be here.

University of Nigeria Nsukka left an indelible mark in my life. 17 years after graduation and I still miss my days there.
Ahhhhhh!!! Na supreme lion you be ooo, am a year shy of a decade after graduation from unn.

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