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elchappp nwamama. i dey help u solve d konji wahala na.u should b tankin me.

dey will check ur teeth for gross teeth problems. dey will scrutinize u for any form of sexual illness. dey will strip u nude, jiggle ur balls to confirm its functionality den dey will ask u to bend ur assss to check if u have pile. of course oda tins are entailed but b rest assured; male or female are all going nude and dis should be go good news for elchappo- he will get his chance to shave his pubic zones

dey will check ur teeth for gross teeth problems. dey will scrutinize u for any form of sexual illness. dey will strip u naked, jiggle ur balls to confirm its functionality den dey will ask u to pend ur assss to check if u have pile. of course oda tins are entailed but b rest assured; male or female are all going nude and dis should be go good news for elchappo- he will get his chance to shave his pubic zones

medicals is a must. infact very important. unfortunately it could disqualify some people

Emmysteve:
Lets wait between now and 25th or possibly Wednesday next week and if there is no signal from them then it means the December 31st resumption date is not feasible.

well spoken, me comrade

Emmysteve:
I say a big Amen to that.

i wish him d best too...okay wen are we hearing from d psc

my only concern now is psc should clear d doubts of d reserves by issuing a decisive statement so dat d reserves should start making plans either for d 31st or on a later date...abeg those of una with long ear ova to una

Elchappo:
yes u barb gorimakpa nd its not excluding ur pubic hairs oo..

i can see dat serious konji dey worry u dats y u cant get ur mind off female pubic facilities...endure

Lowkeygod:
Hey guys, so I can confidently confirm that we are resuming training on the 31st of December in staff college Jos....so it's best we start preparing

lowkeygod i believe ur intels...abeg should we still expect d sms/mail invites dis week?

wat am sayin is classified intel but is d truth:everyone on d reserve list is going to camp. in high risk jobs like police work dey usually recruit more dan d official number n d reason is because of d high casuality n resignation rate associated wit police work. d only reason dey tagged three people pay state as reserve is simply to scale d political clog wheel of due process. EVERYONE IS GOING
and dey will do dia best to ensure dat everyone scales d medical because dey see wat we dont c; if many of us knew d life changing dramas associated wid police wrk many of us will not join...honestly. d wrk messes wid d mind d way cocaine messes wid ur brain but some of us are actually made for d job. ..d truth is if u are not d nxt few months would reveal you...classified

if camp opens 31 it means mails should start bouncing and bubbling in from nxt week.

abt dis reserve list issue dis is my take: d army recently conducted n concluded a recruitment dat had successful candidates divided into selected n reserved just like d police. dey further instructed dat d selected ones should report for camp at a particular date while d reserved awaited further instructions. now here is d interesting part: wen dey finally reached out to d reserved dey invited ALL OF THEM to camp. dis was about 5weeks after d selected had reported to camp. my bet from dis is dat dere is a high likely hood dat d police might toe d same line; for all its worth ALL D RESERVED MAY EVENTUALLY GO TO CAMP....i like dat thought.

pls can someone help me with telling these can someone help me with list folks to stop helping d house wit dia unprogressive question? can someone pls help me?

abeg psc make una shake body oooo.

gentlemen lets wait for d email invite

bredren lets wait for d email invites

and iyanu in case u still tinking ' dem months are way too long' get tough with dis d mossad actually trains for three long years.

iyanuakin:
And how long are we gonna be spending in that camp
CASP, heard is 18mths

iyanu u heard right, but it becomes more reasonable when u consider d way d training activities fill up d months

Deenite:
do u hav an idea if electronic device (clipper, phone e.t.c) will b allowed in camp?

definitely fones will b allowed. as for oda electronics cant really say

i think items for camp should include : pairs of white shorts, stockings and polos. some mufti, white canvass, and of course keep money for lots of passports. u might also want to grab some change 4 mammy market. i heard we CASP's are billed to b trained at NPA wudil, kano state.

Ladytall:
Yes oo. Am ready

cadet inspector right?

Ladytall:
Wen are we going to training o. Can't wait

are u good to go?

Raphafire101:
Gbam!!!!!! Ur head is there jare....

i suspected as much. but lets allow him to save face.

virginary:
Senators have expressed disenchantment with the outcome of the process that led to the recruitmentof 10,000 police officers and personnel, by the Police Service Commission (PSC).New Telegraph gathered from senior National Assembly sources, that the lawmakers gave vent to their anger at an executive session the Senate Committee on Police Affairs had with the Chairman and Commissioners of the Police Commission on Wednesday.One of the sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said senators were visibly angry that most of their constituents, whose interests they had pushed, did not make the final listof successful candidates, whose names were released on Tuesday.He further disclosed that the House Committee on Police Affairs may likelyinvite the management team of PSC, to also register their displeasure. It was, however, gathered that the Sir Mike Okiro-led PSC team took time outto explain the transparent nature of the recruitment exercise, which has attracted commendation from some Nigerians.The National Assembly source said the lawmakers were made to understand that the commission could not have accommodated all interests, considering the fact that their mandate to recruit 10,000 personnel was not extended.“May I inform you that the Senate Committee on Police Affairs held an executive session with the Police Commission team on Tuesday, where they registered their disenchantment over the final recruitment list.“Their anger stemmed from the fact that many of their constituents were not among successful candidates to undergo training.“But, the team maintained that the federal character principle and transparency, formed the foundation of the recruitment process,” the source stated.New Telegraph learnt earlier that the Clerk of the Committee had worked with the PSC team. Others, who were said to have worked with the team, were the Deputy Inspector General of Police (DIG) in charge of Training, as well as representatives of the Federal Character Commission (FCC)

look i dont know about odas but as for me d eternal Father, d All seeing Jah manifest in d Ascended Jesus put my name on dat list. he frustrated many senators to favour me. of course i realize police wrk is serious biz n not a game of thrones but me happy wit d prospects cos its made for me. thank You JESUS

Raphafire101:
Hmmmmmm...Na wa ohh...some people funny ohhh..their names didn't come out and they are pretending, deceiving themselves that they are deceiving us....LOL

and who exactly are these people. does it include d person i hve in mind?

entapryce:
So u want me to join u and be talking about the same list that I've seen for almost a thousand time. I just want us to change topic... so tell me about the money otherwise ignore me

i will ignore u...take it easy man

entapryce:
Please I need to know: are we (asp's) coming back from camp with 2million naira as I was told? please I need to know

pretend u are not interested in d money- at least for now....dere will b enough time 4 dat

house pls i heard dat d shortlisted candidates will still undergo interview. i was thinking dat d nxt stage was medicals which will take place in camp...informed opinions are highly welcome

bolanleayodeji97:
same I heard also bt dn't know how true it is

lets hope it is true. tank GOD am in d reserve- watever reserve means

i just heard dat those on reserve list are also going to camp. dont know if its true though

pls what is d fate of those on d reserve list?

please can anybody kindly paste anambra list here? it will b greatly appreciated