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sampsonrichy:
I now understand why you are clamouring for cancellation, because you did not make final list, but you must be wicked wishing those that make it to the final stage bad luck

omo you funny o. Everybody get their personal interest, and I dont give a rat's asss if you no like my thinkings.

men, dss can be funny sometimes sha. before we wrote the aptitude test of 2018, na so one fresh n pompous sss officer begin position us
'listen up! ' he bawled. 'dss is not like police. everything is professional here. if you remain rowdy we will walk you out of here. behave. ' no b small behave, my good pipo. meanwhile I could see the young professional dss boys, eyeing some of the prettiest female applicants. my brows creased. i began to smell something. meanwhile d real surprise was to come in the exam hall; broad day mago mago
my pipo, with all d raking of dat pompous officer, we assumed dat d exam would be more dan waec. na so we dey read so tey fuse begin blow inside some niggis head. i might have blown one or two also. anyways, na so exam start. those wey dey pray dey pray, those wey dey form hard man dey do dia own. then dey shared exam booklets, with instructions not to look at d questions until dey command it. finally d command came, and my hands flew to the sheets, the way some of una hand dey fly towards bobby. with eager eyes I began to scan d questions and d more I did the more I began to feel something was not right. I began smelling a serious rat.
my people, could u believe dat all d 50 questions were just flimsy english language assessment questions? I mean for real? synonyms and antonyms? complete d sentence bullsh*t? from question alpha to omega? to say I was dissapointed would be mincing words. I was irked. even d police exam conducted by psc which I had written two yrs earlier had more class and style. the police exam was really challenging and here I was answering A is for apple. dss too much! while writing i deduced dat d process had already been rigged hence d joke dey had set for us as exams. in time my suspicions were validated. towards the end of the charade, an officer came towards d window n signalled d invigilators to take special note of certain peoples scripts, to make sure their's was handled specially. He even greeted d special applicants. that was when I realized it was finished. but d import didn't sink in until three days later. for an exam written by nearly 4000 eager souls, it was nothing short of a miracle that invites for interview was sent d next day. i laugh no b small.
that was wen I realized I must change strategy in d next recruitment. my state is highly competitive so if I don't change tactics, we might be asked to dance shoki remix as exams, while d sharp guys will get d invites... if u know, u know.

ChasteGhuy:
Others can contact their sources

idiot. you don contact ur imaginary source finish? foooool

my faithful people, don't give up on your dreams! the sorrows may endure for a night but joy comes with the announcement of a new recruitment for cadets next year. why desire the old and bitter wine of the botched recruitment of 2018, wen the new n better wine is just four months away? pray, push buttons, press bobby. keep working at it children, victory is nigh.

you are a big foool

dunno how reliable but I saw somewhere dat shortlist messages have started flying.

ChasteGhuy:
When you finally find out that it wasn't cancelled, I hope you won't drink sniper?

Pele Omo iya

Na ur left yansh go drink sniper. If i couple u intelligence style, careless... kikikiki my people, na joke I dey o. meanwhile, fresh recruitment loading

na after sallah. no it is september... wait o, my source told me November. kikikikiki� una no go kill person. infact some are even hallucinating calls from yellow house telling them to prepare their bags for camp. Una funny sha. the truth will finally sink in come January. I repeat. last yr cadet recruitment has been botched. start pushing buttons for next year. meanwhile more power to all the source and sauces out there. kikikikiki

while we share and withhold information permit me to say how pissed I am at the unwarranted delay in this recruitment. I wouldn't blame anybody who thinks that the process has already been hijacked by the inglorious Nigerian factor. Even nnpc, Nigeria's apex cash cow did not take so long in the first stages of their recruitment. Anyway, what do I know? Nigeria na d more u look the less you blah blah blah. While I keep studying d situation, I will only advice fellow prospectives not to put all their eggs in, you know where.

ChasteGhuy:
Sorry, I don't follow your rap. Can you rephrase?

ask Kanye West to unrap the rap for u

the long wait is almost over. only four months to go my people. January a fresh recruitment will begin. my ultra secretive source in the top echelon of the service has confirmed that several times. hold on tight my humble people. the storm will soon be over. start now to push every holes and joles that u need to push, because without pushing to get d job bcomes harder. i hope we shall become cadets wen d recruitment commences next year. signed I. O Allan.

fake news. meanwhile NDLEA dey recruit. if u love to smoke high grade like me apply

sleuthhound:
lmao. "allan the no nonsense warrior".........oh boi u too like quarrel! uno dey tire? una don kuku turn here to wwe smackdown!! i jst dey wait mk una & ur rivals kazier &co nak€d enter ring settle una beef

omo no mind dem jare. dia wahala too much. dat dweeb kaizer with all his stories then the above clown wey dey tell me to watch my mouth. strong hand go soon touch all of dem. sleuth, dem don cancel d tin. na january tins. but anyhow observation still dey game.

Success1930:
@ Allan2

watch your tongue & learn to be polite even for once bro..Don't abuse privilege.U dont no who is who..Greetings to the great men & women in the house. Some of us feed d house wit first class infor & we will not be discourage until we reach d promise land{camping}..DGSS can choose to do and undo..It does not give u audacity to say guys are giving trash as infor & insult them.

u watch your numb fingers bump skull. I will keep calling out all d fake ass niggis here until they jump off a cliff n drown in the sea of dia fairytales.

mohsaaf:
When guys like Agent86 ,jameshow, success and the likes were dishing out info gotten from their sources to calm nerves down, they were castigated as if people are paying them for the info they were giving out. They decided not say anything and guys have started missing them. Hmm ,human being sha

their infos were complete falsities and trash. anyone with a squat of brain can see that. but i guess some people just love to wallow in trash.

sampsonrichy:
you have to stop responding to this guy, because he does not worth you spending your time on him

and you are worth my spit. cow

Agent86:
yeah regret that move but the hrt knows what it wants doesnt it.. Better to be happy doing ur job Dan do be doing it just becos. Come on 1 year n 6 month Nigeria which way, wetin de play??!! I'll call that number that called me sef few weeks back he must tell me why he did what he did if I beat person papa now dem go talk say de boy no de respect, but people papa dey frustrate us

choi! on one hand agent86 go deny say him no be that talebearing niggi wey we sabi as kaizer but he get as him go looseguard just as him do above, he go forget himself come gree say finally him na that big mouthed egberi papa called kaizer. only ur operation go tell you how u go perform as an intelligence officer if possible say u become one. to rant dey sweet u sha. i no say with ur northern accent u don dey reason how u wan take tell delta boy like me fucck you or lick ur ass crack. i hope say ur brain go catch sense dis time. smalla

yeah! bring it on bitches! its high time we shove the boiling truth up the asses of some of unu. somebody gonno get hurt pretty soon if they dont bow and succumb to the truths I expel on this forum. all ye doubters be warned. the recruitment of cadets have been botched. wait for next year.

Success1930:
@ Jag0813 , Kaizer & everyone at d juncture of confusion
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It is too late to give up now coz camp will open in less than 12days to this time. Your source may not tell u probably coz of the DSS slogan {Keep our secrets secret}. It has been confirmed already. Always remember I said this early..I strongly believe they will start calling next week. I am reassuring you all that CAMP will open in less than 12days. If you no the source of the information..

And your name is on the list{you received call weeks ago or ur source told u} you will start jubilating & celebrating your next level as a Cadet Officer Trainee. Cadets Camp is August.. I repeat August.. I was thinking if they didn't call us this month , that the recruitment wud be cancelled but information from a top source proved me wrong & confirmed that CAMP is AUGUST.

A BIG CONGRATULATIONS TO EVERYONE Including myself. It is not over until is finally over.

clap clap clap for him boys, twerk twerk twerk for him girls. brah bruh breh brooo. story tory ory. good news! camp is this sunday. when will you sully hully gullies get it that the recruitment has been shoved up the ass of goneforever? abeg december or january fresh one go start. till then clap clap clap and twerk twerk twerk

Jags0813:
grow up pls, stop taking serious matters for child play

sharrap

good news! the stupid recruitment has been forever cancelled n destroyed. kiss my sweet black asss if u dont like it

ChasteGhuy:
Please, any info on the probable date when the list of successful candidates would be out?

yes and the date is... wait for it... here it comes... i am about to say it.. and wuuuu. the date is Never. how do u like that

Sid2018:
We now in the third week... hopefully the Good news starts coming in soon.

from a reliable source training commences from the first week of August. I know we have given u several dates in the past but this time my source gave me assurances but just in case first week of next month doesn't work, my source says there are still other first weeks to choose from. first week of September, first week of October up to December. then we can start counting from first week of January next year. there is hope guys just be patient, I can smell camp on the first week of my source too. hahahaha. funny pawns.

i got information that Customs may compromise and recruit some general duty into the superintendent cadre instead of only specialists as advertized. this is because many people who applied did not meet the standard for specialist

jameshow:
you are in another planet bro, you will soon be on earth.

you are the one snoozing in anoda planet. use your brain to think not the hair in your chest. children still at their mothers milk.