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team anambra.pls if anyone has checked d list say so. got a question for u.

pls anyone from anambra? is d list pasted at state headquarters? i need to knw cos i am yet to get d mail. applied for asp. help. am currently freaking out **smokes and puffs**

Ayooluwa25:
It is well with yu... all ll work together for yur greatest good in Jesus name. #BeCalm

tanx for d encouragement @ ayooluwa. tanx a lot

stop panicking ladies! que sera sera. so stop freaking out. if u have been shortlisted u will surely get d freaking message

if u hve not received an invite dnt panic. just get it togeda. as for me i watched some porn, wanked hard, took my bath and was feeling so under. guess am losing my grip over my balls n my life's mission statement. isnt it a little pathetic to b me? wat else is dere to say? c u guys at d top...jusque la' bon chance avec votre police recruitment. au rovoir

let us exercise patience. d shortlisting will surely come to pass

slymkillian or wat pay attention real quick. d police will not require ur credentials wen they hve not physically assessed u to c if u are physically up to date. wat if u are crippled or blind. (an assumption) do u tink d police can know dis by simply lookin at ur name and feeling good about it? wise up. dat email u received was neva from d police. let us keep our fingers crossed and insha Allah we wil b shortlisted

lets keep our fingers crossed my fellow prospective cadets. expect text messages anytime from next week

add up 07031356849

i was asked to report to police headquarters with a beretta pistol and at least two criminally minded fulani men as a proof of my readiness to join d force. any advice? i was asked to report to police headquarters with a beretta pistol and at least two criminally minded fulani men as a proof of my readiness to join d force. any advice?

thank God! i have received my shortlist text! NPF here i come! dancing shoki

add me. allan 07031356849

does anyone have an idea about past questions for cadet ASP? i will appreciate candid inputs. tanx.

profsod:
Pls, the NYSC certificate noba is giving me a serious concern here. It is d noba on d right side of certificate or the oda state NYSC code. Becos I fill in d noba at the top of the certificate (right side) as my certificate noba

listen up profsod or sodding prof,we are on a campaign to clean dis thread of terrible questions. so better shove ur unreasonable questions down d nearest throat u can find because we are moving forward!

no offense but its high time we stop asking stupid questions n start focusing on d crust of d matter. we should b asking strategic questions that deals on d nature of d interview, potential examination questions etc. for elephant's sakes we should upgrade d conversation!..thanks!

what are d likely interview questions that prospective cadet asp's should expect?

nice moralization teegreat n i hope u extend ur moralization towards dem stealing politricians so dat dey will realize d fear of Jah. no one is perfect though. we all hve our flaws n shortcomings n i can only pray we overcome dem all. meanwhile i enjoin all prospective police ASP'S to keep hope alive n only look up to God....peace

blazex24, johndan n everyone else tanx for candid inputs. well appreciated. mariam 1990 d hope we both have in dat space for professional qualification is dat it is not exterict* hence it is optional. so we can both go to bed with both eyes closed. as for d guarantor's form do d house really tink dat it must b filled by individuals from one's state of origin or not? tanx

johndan we r clearly standing at d opposite end of things and i can only hope to God dat we are both right.....now i need candid advice house....d email dat i used is in my android device n i cant print d confirmation message i received. so how do i go about dis? somebody better answer fast because a whole flock of brothers are stuck in dat box

when i was filling d form i put my bsc in d space for professional qualification. (i applied for general duties) is dat supposed to b a mistake?

i knw dat people can already sense d trail getting cold. doubt no matter hw optimistic u r is climbing taller everyday. people are begining to imagine dat dss recruitment for dis year has passed dem by n it might as well b. honestly dis thread has served its purpose and except we improvise to start discussing intelligence issues u might as well consider hearing nothing meaningful

NobleAky:
Are one supposed to posted back to his state command of origin just like during IT or Officers are randomly posted across the commands in th country?

Are they supposed to shave just like other security personnels? Desdee over to u sir!

clean shaving depends on were u r posted to n ur required task at anypoint in time. yes, officially u r expected to b clean shaven but remember; d dss is more officially unofficial.

lets get dis straight...everyone has d right to lie...we also hve d right to get caught. i hope mightyfada understands dat his impersonation game is up

mightyfada u r sio11 on salary grade 150000? is dis guy high on reef or condensed poo? SIO1 earns a basic of 145k so do d math. stop sayin wat u dnt knw. even d salary of an ASP of police on grade 7 is far different from an ASP on level8 with nearly 20k. mighty fada i warn u to desist from parading urself as an officer

mighty fada is just a clown parading as a dss officer. is dis not d same mightyfada who was twerking his mouth in a particular thread dat he would like to b like his fada who wrks with d dss? mighty fada, i am nt bashing u because u drop seemingly sensible infos at times; i am bashing u because u r a nobody claiming to b who u are nt. look at desdee. d guy drops good info bt he maintains his identity as a mere prospective. learn from him n stop deceiving urself...by d way i hve it on tentative authority that few candidates will b taken from non apc states

without trying to dampen ur hope dey will not recruit diploma holders dis year.

without trying to dampen ur hope dey will nit recruit diploma holders dis year.

yes d date i gave still stands. officially dey are taking btw five and tem cadets per state. i said btw because dey r applying a quota system to d recruitment exercise so all state will not turn up d same number of cadets. some r tinking dat sss cannot commence training until d budget is passed. dat is far frm d truth. sss operates under a classified status so dey can recruit anytime dey like since d security vote which is also classified covers for training of recruits. all things been equal camp must commence dis month. i can assure u dat much

usyman, if i were angry as u suppose i will
most likely hve planted a letter bomb within dis thread to blow up all potential dss recruits...no my friend i am nt angry. i am rather concerned, pertubed as it were dat d big picture is curiously ignored in d narrative of dis thread n dere is sometin hideous about dat. one does nt discuss recruitment into d army without giving thought to war. one those nt discuss recruitment into d conventional police without giving thought to d excessive unprofessionalism within her hierarchy . in d same vein i xpect critical thinkers who seek an adventure with d dss to entertain n even champion discussions dat expose d various dimensions of d subject with every sense of objectivity. sadly it is nt so. dere is no better place to think about fish dan in d fish market. dis remains d best platform to ventilate d issues dat bother on d dss n by all means i will continue ventilating

unfortunately only a few guys here, i mean a very few guys here will make it to d camp. i can assure u dat much...bash me all u like but i will tell u dis truth...d guys who r going to d camp will never come here n announce it...mark my words. so enjoy d thread, keep hopeful, then wen u cant stand it any longer feel free to move on wit life....insha Allah, nxt year dey

yes if God says yes nobody can say no but wat if....wat if GOD chooses to say no? Pray to get d job but dont try to force words into God's mouth...dear sss optimists