₦airaland Forum

calm down folks. i am a hot alpha male virgin. closing in on my 29th year on earth. always loved dem girls frm my babyhood but something just kept my pipe from blowing em up...guess it was God. anyway, as a alpha male i feel a need at times to grab just d right girl but...wat am i rabbling about sef? wat d Bleep am i doing here lamenting abt my fricking virginity? Bleep u all! dats right! damn!

now i dnt know anyone at d psc- and frankly i dnt need to but calculated analysis will reveal dat psc will not release d list until sometime after 3 october and i will tell u why. first off dere is a crucial edo elections coming up nxt week, an election of gr8 interest to d apc and of course d npf so it would b expected dat d psc will sit on d results until after d elections. secondly d nxt week will usher in october 1 and since dis falls on a weekend october 3 will b declared a public holiday. frm these one can concretely speculate dat d names will b released btw d second n third week of october....so chill...or prove me right

i hereby announce dat someone is waiting to take it out on anyone who distributes hope here without hard proofs. as prospective officers we must begin to place premium on evidence driven speculations. if dis trend continues den i am afraid dat someone may decide to go unclad again - believe me, u wont like it.

pls lets stop d effing speculations. put ur trust in God and stop d effing speculations!

speculations don start again. shebi una wan start? if i start my own una pr*ick go rise o. everybody calm down and sit on ur balls!

my hope is positive about dis police recruitment -and i hope urs is positive too, however at dis inspired hour i must bring to d fore certain realities which we must b conscious abt. we must remember d reality of police brutality, extra judicial killings, extortions n character deformation. frm my undergraduate days as an ACON man i understand certain peculiarities associated with police work but i do not accept dem as valid excuses for d above named obnoxious vices. bad company corrupts good manners but a dogged philosophy is a strong defence. pls as many of us dat will eventually become men n officers of d force let us embrace a human face in all our actions, allowing wisdom to guide our decisions....say no to brutality and shameful scandals. God help us all.

this thread is too civilized for progressive speculation and adrenaline stimulation. we need to get creative here. lie! make up stories - stretch d facts a little bit...dis will breed robust conversation. and now ..
.to lead by example i announce here without favor or labor dat d results will b out dis evening....hasta manana.

lets dnt sweat it. asp and inspectors will b chosen based on senatorial districts. since each state has three senatorial districts it figures dat each district should produce at least four candidates for asp and inp respectively

Rogersmith:
My screening yesterday was something else, I was striped down to my boxers by one female police officer. She was screaming at us all day long.

hehehehehehehehe....damn she furious...hehehehehe

i give tanx to d most high Jah, Yehoshua for bringin me up to dis stage. for all still hoping to click ur right step in life i pray His Majesty guides u. rep #team anambra.

they are currently sending invites to specialists. by tuesday general duty will start getting theirs

abeg any insights on area of concentration? cos i dont want to read me an encyclopaedia.

constables 500 per state.

d information is legit; d screening was postponed to d 22 for logistical reasonings. it is also true dat only 100 asp and 100 inspectors per state have been shortlisted. so lets really hope and pray. dis one no b matter of long leg. person wey e name dey dia make him tank God. As for me oluwa is involved!!!

d information is legit; d screening was postponed to d 22 for logistical reasonings. it is also true dat only 100 asp and 100 inspectors per state have been shortlisted. so lets really hope and pray. dis one no b matter of long leg. person wey e name dey dia make him tank God. As for me oluwa is involved!!

sojiboy:
Some people are just destined to be a fool to disgrace any and all of their associates and relatives , they are under irrevocable and irreversible spell, they are contracted to always misbehave by generational shishe shishe, they are born stupid and will die recoverin from the stupidity. Let them Keep incurring wraths of angry unemployed Nigerians.

I pity future of these rumour mongers

sojiboy pls show decorum in ur choice of words. d fact say here na anonymous domain no give u d right to shoot shit with your keyboard. unemployment is not an excuse to b ras.

2saints:
Psc is an independent body and as such don't need the signature of its subordinate to carry out its duties. It's like saying the president needs the signature of the vice to perform the duty of his office. Besides, messages have been wired to all state commands instructing them to be ready for the next stage which starts from tomorrow.

2 saints bedebede ee. who knack u dat tori

while we are here rumourizing and speculating our asses off, d ig has jetted of to d US on yet another 'familiarization tour'. no love lost on him but dont u tink its rather curious dat since ig kpotun assumed office he has maintained a loud silence on d recruitment process without saying anything to endorse or refute d process as was arase's example when d process began? anyway lets c if d psc makes a statement before 5 pm. if dey dont, den d waiting continues

i still maintain my stand to encourage all police prospectives to big up and be upful. yes i admit dat some forecasts as to d zonal screening were off d mark and to b frank it was expected knowing dat d psc is guarding d date jealously...yet dat we are speculating and rumourizing only indicates our fervent desire to bcome officers. therefore keep hope alive and believe dat as soon as d least comes out You will rejoice. God help us all. Jesus be praised

house lets stop pooing around. dis list must come out. i declare my faith among d multitude of haters and doubters dat my level must pure. my expectation must mature in jesus name. amen

legit...during d upcoming medicals our urine test will b taken and our credentials re assessed. there will also b physicals...note. if u rest during d physical drill u will b disqualified. my two cents

all these fervent rumours only confirm one thing; the list will b out soon. definitely it will b within dis month. so make we dey read and abeg if u dey smoke kaya or u dey download shekpe biko small small maka medicals... una doooo

enshi:
If it happens. .. I will surely bless you else the reverse becomes ur case and believe you me my words i reverence more than my name....

We are watching

enshi with all due respect shut d Bleep up and just b ur age.

olamendula:
Evening to all my peeps here,i am glad to bring you this little news that if you have another job which you are pulling is better not to relent on it...this is a news from a direct source PMB has ordered NPF and PSC to stop any recruitment or screening till further notice...so don't let anybody start telling you different lies that list will be out in infinite week... make findings on what I said I [img][/img]av a living source Ex CP Oyo state.

bia olamendula ko ola na gi wa dont come and infect dis thread with ur low vibes. we all knw dat u and enshi are fabricated of obnoxious vibes hence we warn u to desist from creating panic in dis postive thread - dat is if u no wan c wetin u dey find.

moral high! all prospective gallants get ready! get ready!! those who are meant to b shocked will b shocked , those who are meant to dance shoki will dance shoki...i pray dat God will give u a new dance as d shortlist is released

confirmed intel. only 100 candidates will be shortlisted from each state for both asp n inspectorate cadres for d zonal screening

dis one is for real...start bleaching your shirts and shorts- and u
if u been snorting dem drugs or binging on shekpe bera go flush ur system cos deres gonno b a drug test...or so dey said. ciao.

lets be hopeful for dis week. it might just b d week!

while everyone is keeping hope alive through speculations, rumours and even made up stories some dim wits are busy lying unclad in dia beds to lay stupid curses on his pathetic narrow mindedness. we are too sophisticated here to understand d importance of speculations in times of scarce intel so enshi or inshi just go carry towel tie before u get ibi...meanwhile...lets keep hope alive for nxt week

all expectant prospectives!! i smell something in d air and it aint love...its d soon to b published zonal screening list! get ready! get ready!! those who are to b screened are already in d list and as soon as dey give d signal it will b published. under d auction of excitement i speak into d lives of seven persons in d house....your beans must don! i say ur level must pure!!

#clears throat...house are u ready for my nxt unconfirmed speculative assumptions? #clears throat...house are u ready for my nxt unconfirmed speculative assumptions?