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Health / Re: Your Newborn Baby's Birth Weight by AllDModsAreMaad: 5:35pm On Nov 15, 2023
Oya na, we don hear.
Health / Re: High Cost Of Medical Care: Asthmatic Patient Cries As Seretide Sells For ₦52,000 by AllDModsAreMaad: 5:34pm On Nov 15, 2023
omoadeleye:



So you wey head no dey pain.


Government should help you subsidize the money that you are using to buy all these right?

Mtc heew, you no get talk.

You're the one that is pointing finger at sellers, so su sh it.
Politics / Re: Organised Labour Shut Down National Assembly by AllDModsAreMaad: 10:36am On Nov 15, 2023
LegacyB:
There will be consequences. I love how government is watching quietly.

Their action may throw the country into a situation they themselves never hope for, more reason they are being careful.

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Politics / Re: Organised Labour Shut Down National Assembly by AllDModsAreMaad: 10:34am On Nov 15, 2023
This matter fit lead to something else as I dey see am so.

Make we dey watch!
Health / Re: High Cost Of Medical Care: Asthmatic Patient Cries As Seretide Sells For ₦52,000 by AllDModsAreMaad: 10:23am On Nov 15, 2023
Otunbakayce:
You people will suffer a lot. I pray everyone who voted APC right from 2015 to 2023 will suffer the most.

I have perfected plans to increase my consultation fee from #5,000 to #15,000 effective from December 2023
If you can't pay for it, just go to herbalist or Government hospital.

Be considerate, comot 2015 because people make mistakes, first time mistake is understandable, start from 2019.
Health / Re: High Cost Of Medical Care: Asthmatic Patient Cries As Seretide Sells For ₦52,000 by AllDModsAreMaad: 10:19am On Nov 15, 2023
omoadeleye:
Nigerian sellers making hard life and not the government

Abobi no dey cap non sense joor.

Shey he ad dey pain you ni, so sellers should sell at loss because na Nigeria government give them money wey dem take start the businesses?

There is this product I bought 220k in March, 260 in April/May, 308k in September, last week it's 400k.
That's almost 100% increment under a year.

So, because I want to be kind to people, I should keep selling it at that old price?

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Business / Re: Luxurious 6 Bedroom Suite Duplex building plan by AllDModsAreMaad: 9:08am On Nov 15, 2023
How much will it cost to build this?

Estimate...
Nairaland / General / Re: Inflation: Which Item's Price Surprises You? by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:47pm On Nov 13, 2023
maasoap:

People should learn to take advantage of health insurance for their pregnant wives. It is good in the sense that other five family members would enjoy it for one year. It covers most of the medical needs including surgery. NHIS is there for everyone who needs it. Osun state government has its own, 58k for family package. Just 10% of the drugs bills will come out of the pocket

Is that thing really effective?

... because if it is, people would have talked about it, like it would have trended.

More like e no dey work when in delicate situation like that of CS.
Nairaland / General / Re: Inflation: Which Item's Price Surprises You? by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:44pm On Nov 13, 2023
Vinnie2000:


SMALLEST Size.

Mostly used by Singles! 🤨🙂🙂

Oh ok, that thing na che ating o, better spend abd buy the big one than buying the small one and che at yourself.

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Celebrities / Re: I’m In Charge Of My Father’s Account, Mr Ibu’s Son Debunks Actor’s Wife’s Claims by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:40pm On Nov 13, 2023
linearity:
The Ibu’s seem a pretty young family, how can your son be your next of kin’s when your wife is still young and active?

This most likely means that, there had been underlying issues before now.

We seen to get this Next of Kin’s thing backward in Nigeria….Wives and Husbands should be each other’s Next of Kins unless they live far apart, which if is the case, it should be the closest relative.

Inheritance does not flow to Next of Kins. It is simply the person physically closest to you that we can contact when you are unable to do that!

He ad dey pain you...

A man's child is the ideal person for next of kin position, because he/she has time and everyother thing on their side.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Inflation: Which Item's Price Surprises You? by AllDModsAreMaad: 7:13pm On Nov 13, 2023
adolfHitler1934:
All the prices put up there was for 3 months ago.
Let him/her go back to the market and check again, please

Oga, even oral b big size was not sold that price 1 year ago.

Maybe op is talking of the small size.
Nairaland / General / Re: Inflation: Which Item's Price Surprises You? by AllDModsAreMaad: 7:09pm On Nov 13, 2023
Vinnie2000:
Basket of Rice..N5000- N5700
Spaghetti. N450-N700. 😯🤨
Basket of Beans. N2400-N2800
Garri. N1200-N1500
Oral B Toothpaste. N300-N450.
Indomies. N350-N450.
Ikg of Gas. N700-N1100
Etc.🙂


Which PRICE of Items do you Find Surprising?🤔🙂


OP, are you ok?

Which Oral B toothpaste is #300-#450?

Something of #750-#800.

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Politics / Re: Defense Minister Aims For 1.9 Million Barrels Daily By Year-end by AllDModsAreMaad: 3:08pm On Nov 13, 2023
Wetin consign defense minister with oil production?


Nigeria, I hail o!
Romance / Re: Men!!! What's Your Definition Of A Submissive Woman? by AllDModsAreMaad: 3:01pm On Nov 13, 2023
omoharry:
ooo Shut up please!! Evening newspaper my foot! As if marriage is the beginning and the end all women. Life goes beyond that my dear. Please preach that to your usual desperate women that see nothing else in life than marriage. I see beyond that dear.

Happiness, peace of mind and lovely memories in my life time is all I desire and will not jeopardize that at the alter of getting married at any cost. And please dont bring your usual archaic view about menopause, who fucking cares anyway when I can always adopt a cute baby and shower her all my love. Like I said not every woman is crazy about marriage. I am more at peace alone than with a man, you guys are too much of a burden. My two cent dear.

Nobody cares!
Romance / Re: Men!!! What's Your Definition Of A Submissive Woman? by AllDModsAreMaad: 2:58pm On Nov 13, 2023
A woman that respect her man, i.e a woman that is submissive or loyal to her man.
Foreign Affairs / Re: IDF Distributes Leaflets In Southern Lebanon Calling On Residents To Move North by AllDModsAreMaad: 10:45pm On Nov 12, 2023
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I hope they move ASAP. So as to forestall civilian casualties.

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Politics / Re: Uzodinma Thanks Tinubu, INEC, Extends Hands Of Fellowship To Anyanwu, Achonu by AllDModsAreMaad: 6:58pm On Nov 12, 2023
His oppositions were not viable and serious.

The moment I saw the candidates of other parties, I knew the guy don get him return ticket already.

The other person(tho them be birds of a that can give him a very serious problem is out of PDP moment before the primary elections period, and the other one is late.
Family / Re: Housewife Destroys Flat Screen Television Over Issues With Husband by AllDModsAreMaad: 3:45pm On Nov 12, 2023
This is rub bish, she must go back to her father's house or wherever she wants to.

By this act, she has tendency to hurt, harm or even kill if the level of anger is crossed.

How dare you destroy my property?

Maybe she is the breadwinner of the house sha, just maybe because I don't understand the reason for this si lly act.

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Business / Re: Naira Shrinks To N1,135/$ At Parallel Market by AllDModsAreMaad: 3:22pm On Nov 12, 2023
Kachidubem:

Ode...dollar is 1125

Stop deceiving yourself with nonsense p2p binance

Black market official rate is 1120/1125

You be mu², once they don't have any reasonable thing to say, they will resort to insults.

Una go just open mouth dey insult person.
Business / Re: Naira Shrinks To N1,135/$ At Parallel Market by AllDModsAreMaad: 8:04pm On Nov 10, 2023
Kachidubem:

But he needs dollar to hit 1280 before he can even cash out his 8 million intact

Coz he used 8 mill to buy dollar at 1280 rate

And as it stands now...dollar is 1135...

And it can get to 900 or 1050 in coming days

So he's not laughing last yet ...

Let see

How far?

E clear abi e still never clear, sto'playing!
Business / Re: I Just Lost 400k by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:44pm On Nov 09, 2023
ejieddy:
Dollar can never increase.... It will keep going down. So better sell off now

How far?

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Business / Re: What Business Can I Do With N5m by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:22pm On Nov 09, 2023
Whenever you decide on what to do, don't put all the fund into it at once.

Divide it, invest some first and study before investing more.
Business / Re: What Business Can I Do With N5m by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:20pm On Nov 09, 2023
bassdow:
if I have 5-million naira and still lives in rented apartment, I would do the following

1. Lockup 3-million naira safely inside the Bank via Fixed deposit, Bonds, treasury bills, etc. it's too risky converting to
foreign currency at the moment

2. Buy 2-plots of land with not more than 500,000 naira.

3. Build a 3 or 4 bedroom house on said land. Don't spend more than 1-million naira on this. I would keep it lower sef.

4. use the remaining space to do agriculture. There are lots of things that could effortlessly fetch you more than 20,000
naira weekly while you continue doing what you were doing before you got the 5-million naira in thhe first place.


LoL, you want to build a 3 or 4 bedroom apartment with 1 million naira?

Who be your supplier?
Business / Re: Naira Shrinks To N1,135/$ At Parallel Market by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:12pm On Nov 09, 2023
Kachidubem:

But he needs dollar to hit 1280 before he can even cash out his 8 million intact

Coz he used 8 mill to buy dollar at 1280 rate

And as it stands now...dollar is 1135...

And it can get to 900 or 1050 in coming days

So he's not laughing last yet ...

Let see

Are you already changing mouth?

For naira to depreciate at this period or moment even after the heavy reimbursement/reinforcement by the CBN and also after the claimed clearance of the FX backlogs, you should know it's not yet uhuru.
Business / Re: Naira Shrinks To N1,135/$ At Parallel Market by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:07pm On Nov 09, 2023
Kossyso:


I am only saying that the dollar will sell heavily to later buy. You get?

If I get you right, you mean dollar will later or keep getting stronger against the naira, that naira will depreciate while dollar appreciates?
Business / Re: Naira Will Experience Massive Fall This Week by AllDModsAreMaad: 5:57pm On Nov 09, 2023
Kachidubem:

Rate is currently 1085

Why the lie?

It is over 1100 at the moment Mr Man, go back and check again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 4th November 2023 by AllDModsAreMaad: 5:55pm On Nov 09, 2023
tyup:


So Sokoto no better pass where u come?

Mtc heew, you no get talk abeg.
Business / Re: Naira Shrinks To N1,135/$ At Parallel Market by AllDModsAreMaad: 5:54pm On Nov 09, 2023
Kossyso:

You don't have to take my word for it bro/sis. This is my shit and I sure know what I am talking about. Just make sure you get some liquidity to stack up some dolls when shit gets to my projected figure. People are gonna get greedy now and jump right back in and that's when the whole thing melts. IRMC ✌

Are you saying dollar will still fall to 750/800 and stays there?

Let me get your point gan gan...
Business / Re: Naira Shrinks To N1,135/$ At Parallel Market by AllDModsAreMaad: 3:07pm On Nov 09, 2023
luizpippo:


I think a guy said he converted his 8million naira to dollars due to the whole naira depreciation, you need to see how they were mocking him on a thread on Tuesday, you would feel he was the one who wrecked the economy.

They left those who collects salaries and allowances and ended up wrecking the economy to blame the one who wants to survive the wreck.

I saw that thread, now who is laughing last?

One of those mocking him even calculated the money for him and told him it is now 6.3 mill and will soon fall to 5 mill.

Don't mind those people that left those they're supposed to hold for the current economic situation and started dragging the innocent guy.

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Business / Re: Naira Shrinks To N1,135/$ At Parallel Market by AllDModsAreMaad: 3:01pm On Nov 09, 2023
Kossyso:
The dollar will still crash. It's just in a pull back phase. Probably by next week, the pullback will be complete, and then comes the fall. If you can't hold, I suggest you sell by early next week for profit and then buy again at a discount. It may get to #850 - #750. I am just saying 🤔🤷‍♀️

Dollar will hit 1350 to 1450 before naira will appreciate, phase you are talking about is the phase where dollar fell to 900 or so, and that was the effect of FG's 10 billion dollars and other measures they took recently, but not the effect of the measure is fading away and that is why this is happening now.
Business / Re: Naira Will Experience Massive Fall This Week by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:27pm On Nov 08, 2023
Kachidubem:

Pains grin

The pain you passing thru,I can feel it in your throat. grin

No matter how big you wan claim ...loosing 2 million naira is painful. grin

You are just ran ting.

Let me ask you, remind me what the rate is again?

E don dey clear for your eyes abi, dey play!

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