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Travel / Re: Can This Happen At Nigerian Embassies? by AllDModsAreMaad: 8:34pm On Nov 05, 2023
77up:
In my opinion, your response is the best so far.

You guys are very du ll.

Always making excuse for incom petent people.

The main work has been done by those in charge of NIN.
Normally, if they are transparent with their job, the processing time from the moment the applicant did his/her capturing should be less than 24 hours or at most 2 days.

If all agency or service providers in Nigeria start giving such excuse that oto ndo(the guy you quoted) gave, I bet none will be functioning.
Travel / Re: Can This Happen At Nigerian Embassies? by AllDModsAreMaad: 8:33pm On Nov 05, 2023
BigDawsNet:


Yes, very possible... we have issue with collecting Passport faster because we have large number of people planning to japa...

In the US.. People don't line up from the Passport office to the express because they are waiting for Passport... some Americans don't even know the process of collecting a passport... so they have low turn up population requesting for passport... so that means.. it will be easy for the few dat need it

Also the US states has multiple passport office in just one states across the US... not like ours with one passport office for 1 states unlike lagos with 2

Si lly excuse, that is what you gave there Mr Man.

Your excuse is invalid in a working/functional country.

Waec prints multiple question papers under a day.
Media houses print newspaper daily.
Banks open new account and give ATM cards in minutes.
NIN, BVN, INEC PVC were all processed under 24 hours.

Can you compare the number of people applying for passport to any of the examples I gave?
People wey get or applied or about to apply for Nigerian passport are far lesser than those that applied for NIN, BVN and INEC PVC when they were mandated newly or those that write WAEC, NECO, GCE examinations yearly.

So, your excuse is invalid.

The problem with those people is corruption coupled with incom petency.
They can produce a passport under 24 hours, at most 2 days, if they are transparent and serious with their jobs/works.

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Family / Re: Osogbo Man Cries On Air As DNA Test Reveals He Is Not The Father Of His Four Kid by AllDModsAreMaad: 4:55pm On Nov 05, 2023
ford101:
you guys worship igbo women.can you listen to your self,you are already praising chineye. But you see igbo men,the already no that yoruba girls are lazy and dirty and highly promiscuous. Not just that yoruba girls don't value marriage like an igbo girl will. I tell you my mind today I rather marry a tiv woman than a yoruba woman.


No be lie, even some of my customers wey be Yoru ba people dey advice me to be weary of their women and not marry them.
For my mind I will be like "before nko?"
Family / Re: Osogbo Man Cries On Air As DNA Test Reveals He Is Not The Father Of His Four Kid by AllDModsAreMaad: 4:49pm On Nov 05, 2023
Godfullsam:


Igbo men don't avoid yoruba women, it is the other way round. Women will come for you when they know you have what it takes to take good care of them and their children. The last thing they consider is tribe.

You can see how yoruba men are Marrying your ladies every week. They are picking the best among your girls, leaving the ugly and worn-out remnants for your men.

It is because your ladies see yoruba men as more capable men compared to your men. It has nothing to do with tribe.
Paternity fraud cut across all tribes and race but Tribalism won't let you think/see beyond your nose.
The recent one that happened in my area involved as Igbo couple.


Although the other guy shouldn't have involved tribe in this issue but the part where you said "Igbo women see Yoruba men as blah blah blah" is more of a joke than a real sentence.
Tell yourself the truth na, no dey lie for yourself na.
That is the wor st dec eit o.

You yourself go dey laff at such stew pead statement and wondering if sen se dey am or not.

I don't know what people like you gain in trying to change the reality.

Infidelity cut across all tribes, Yes but it is more pronounced in one particular tribe and you know the tribe.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 4th November 2023 by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:29pm On Nov 04, 2023
tyup:


Yeah I fit bet my Family land for Sokoto on this matter

Which one be sokoto, you no get landed property for better location?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 4th November 2023 by AllDModsAreMaad: 8:49pm On Nov 04, 2023
tyup:


You go like bet ur family land?

Be serious, can you place a real bet on it?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle Vs Arsenal (1 - 0) On 4th November 2023 by AllDModsAreMaad: 8:47pm On Nov 04, 2023
tyup:


Leave that matter. that Cup is for Tottenham

You're a joker, Tottenham Hotspur for where?

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Politics / Re: Wike Vs Fubara: Rivers Governor Issues Press Statement by AllDModsAreMaad: 5:18pm On Nov 04, 2023
accordadoga29:


Hehehe

He won't.

Shege-bánza iyámiri


Hunger don marmar dis one head 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: Wike Vs Fubara: Rivers Governor Issues Press Statement by AllDModsAreMaad: 5:17pm On Nov 04, 2023
Next topic please
Travel / Re: Can This Happen At Nigerian Embassies? by AllDModsAreMaad: 3:33pm On Nov 04, 2023
Not for the masses but for the elites.

Ordinary fresh passport dey take months, talk more of reissue(i.e lost, expired, damaged etc).

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Travel / Re: Can This Happen At Nigerian Embassies? by AllDModsAreMaad: 3:33pm On Nov 04, 2023
madridguy:
You should be able to answer that. With what happened in UAE and Sudan, I'm confidence in Nigeria.

Afi confidence!

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Politics / Re: Buy More Dollars Gentlemen, Tinubu's Men are not telling us the truth by AllDModsAreMaad: 3:29pm On Nov 04, 2023
It is well
Politics / Re: Wike Vs Fubara: Rivers Governor Issues Press Statement by AllDModsAreMaad: 2:43pm On Nov 04, 2023
madridguy:
Those emergency lover of Nigeria will drag him pass generator grin SIM don see wetin pass him power.

Are you this da ft?

Where is the relationship between the topic and what the guy said?

Did you even bother to read the content before commenting?

Grow up please!

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Politics / Re: Wike Vs Fubara: Rivers Governor Issues Press Statement by AllDModsAreMaad: 2:41pm On Nov 04, 2023
The content is different from the topic.


Anyway it is none of my business, so IDGAF.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Guinea: Heavy Gunshots Erupt, Conackry On Military Lockdown by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:31am On Nov 04, 2023
Powerhouse5050:
I Pray for a Successful Coup-de-tat.

Tired of civilian fools who called themselves President in Africa.

Make una dey read na.

Guinea is currently under military rule, the attack is a prison break attack aimed at setting free the former head of state, and few other top officials who are currently under trials for the massacre of about 150 people who are opposition in a party campaign some years ago.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Guinea: Heavy Gunshots Erupt, Conackry On Military Lockdown by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:29am On Nov 04, 2023
They fit don enter another country like this sef.

People wey for don preplan everything and likely reaction from the present security structure.
Travel / Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:13pm On Nov 03, 2023
olakraft:


No, I'm not sure, I came here to play. 😒

Yes, it's an online class, for those willing to commit to the process, it's 💯 certain white collar job with EU work visa.

Learn the language, pass the interview, japa.

Your contact please...
Travel / Re: Kazakhstan Opens Doors To Visitors, Nigerians Can Now Enter Without Visas by AllDModsAreMaad: 11:05pm On Nov 03, 2023
pocohantas:


I was shocked when I heard Nigerians are flocking to Cambodia. Na later I find out say dru^^ and ya^^^ dey move for there.


Ya^^^?

Please, what is that?
Politics / Re: If I Demand N20bn Every Month, It’s Politics’ – Wike Justifies Fight With Fubara by AllDModsAreMaad: 10:41pm On Nov 02, 2023
MichaelSokoto:

ee shock u?

E shock am. 🤣🤣🤣

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Politics / Re: If I Demand N20bn Every Month, It’s Politics’ – Wike Justifies Fight With Fubara by AllDModsAreMaad: 10:34pm On Nov 02, 2023
post=126760692:
WTF!!!

He shock you!
Travel / Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by AllDModsAreMaad: 10:27pm On Nov 02, 2023
olakraft:


The training can be fast-tracked as long as willing applicants can pay. Job is guaranteed.

Are you sure?

Where is your office located?

Is the class an online class, i.e remotely
Autos / Re: 9 Cheapest Toyota Cars You Can Buy For ₦1 Million Or Less by AllDModsAreMaad: 5:05pm On Nov 02, 2023
Megaautos:
If there is any in ibadan, I am willing to buy and resell. Please drop location.

Read the comment you quoted na.

Do you have any for sale at that quoted price?
Travel / Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by AllDModsAreMaad: 5:03pm On Nov 02, 2023
Angelfrost:


On the contrary... It is... If you get money, get the fvck out before that money depreciates! grin

All join, as long as the person is moving, i.e movement is involved. 😂😂😂
Travel / Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by AllDModsAreMaad: 5:01pm On Nov 02, 2023
You wouldn't know how expensive it is to leave until you start the process.

People wey dey Japa, most of the times are financially ok to some extent.

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Travel / Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by AllDModsAreMaad: 5:00pm On Nov 02, 2023
olakraft:
Good post. Well said...

If anyone here is ready to spend 6 months learning German language, I have a sure link for EU jobs (relocation), as I am with in talks with a foreign hiring team...

You may PM for more details.

Bros, German language no be beans to learn, do you think 6 months is enough?

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Travel / Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by AllDModsAreMaad: 4:54pm On Nov 02, 2023
Just say "If you no get money, Japa!"

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Autos / Re: 9 Cheapest Toyota Cars You Can Buy For ₦1 Million Or Less by AllDModsAreMaad: 4:51pm On Nov 02, 2023
OP, I need two Toyota Yaris cars, I wan use dem as gifts.

Tell me your location, I will send someone to come for check and inspection.

Note: I need them at the price you quoted.
Politics / Re: Nobody Can Take My Political Structure — Wike by AllDModsAreMaad: 12:35pm On Nov 02, 2023
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pakistan To Expel 1 Million Afghan Refugees Living There Illegally by AllDModsAreMaad: 8:16am On Nov 02, 2023
They know what they are capable of doing, so they try to have them under control.

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Politics / Re: Senate Confirms Akpabio’s Ex-Chief Of Staff, Umoren As INEC REC by AllDModsAreMaad: 7:46am On Nov 02, 2023
stano2:
One day, even 20 fully armed escort vehicles won’t be able to protect these evil politicians from being lynched by Heartbroken Nigerians.

They and their cronies should enjoy while it lasts

You dey wyne ni?

Nigerians are doc ile bro, most of them like suff ering and smiling, so don't expect such thing from them.

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Politics / Re: Police Repel Attacks On Rivers Speaker, Martins Amaewhule; Scores Injured by AllDModsAreMaad: 3:39pm On Nov 01, 2023
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Politics / Re: The Moderate And Precise JIHAD Ongoing In NIGERIA. by AllDModsAreMaad: 10:47pm On Oct 31, 2023
Pigstormentor:
go here and cure your stupidity..

https://punchng.com/many-feared-killed-as-oyo-security-agents-herders-clash/


You be confirm one man mopol, see as you dey serve them one by one.

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