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tosyne2much:
I know Arsenal will win this... Cut off my joystick if they don't win

Though I'm A Gunner, But I'll Quote You For Reference Cos We Never Can Tell.
Remember A Promise Is A Debt.

Adieu Sunderland.......COYG

teelaw4life:
Lol...I'm only questioning the timing oo broda. I no dey beef fp maka why? I'm a liverpool supporter why i go vex say psot wey relate to my club make fp. Wetin i no like be say, once post make fp, as new posts dey come, them go dey push the old ones down to the next page, who sabi if this post go still dey fp bybthe time match reach half-time.

What's the cause for all this story? Na make you for sabi wetin dey sup, understand matter before you begin attack people dey call them aproko or wailer.

Thank you.

Bros No Vex Jare, I No Mean Am That Way. By The Way You Have A Very Good Point. I Guess The Mod Wey Quick Move Am To Front Page Is The Real Aproko In Disguise. #Peace

teelaw4life:
Match wey go start 7:45 don dey fp by 4:50 pm. Even people wey go play am for u.k sef never start pre match formalities.

Is It Ur Fp? Wailer. Aproko

Winning For Sure....COYG

Guilty of all but 7

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How to greet a Manchester United fan

just say: Ekú ojó méta.

and he will answer: Ojó kan pèlù

ok.

No matter how bad u are, u are not useless cos u can stil be used as a bad example....

Akpors was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key.
His neighbour asked him "sir can I help you open the door ?".
Akpors said "don't worry, just help me hold the house straight, I can open the door"

Teacher:Who betrayed Jesus Christ?

Musa:Judas

Teacher:No

Eazzy:Judas iscariot

Teacher:Correct.

Akpors then told Musa dt he got it wrong because he did nt put d name of a fruit (carrot
)
Teacher:Who baptise Jesus Christ?

Akpors:John d mango

AKPORS CONVERSATN WIT D JUDGE AFTER HE WAS CAUGHT STEALIN IN A SHOP.

Judge: Now then, please tell me, what is the charge against you?"

Akpors: I was caught shopping very early.

Judge:That doesn't seem like an offence to me. By the way, what do you mean by "very early"?

Akpors: Well, your Honour It was before the shop was open.

Breaking news:

Messi has been arrested! It is alleged that he
was caught together with a group of gangsters in possession of cocaine and marijuana.
They believe it is not the first time Messi has been taking drugs.
The cops said they had to chase them down
in order to catch him and the other gangsters.
Messi okeke is a carpenter from Nigeria he denies these allegations and will be appearing in court soon.
TYPICAL NIGERIA NEWSPAPER STORY.

Teacher : Behind every successful man there is a woman. Class what do we learn frm this ? Akpos : We should stop wasting time on studies & find that WOMAN.

A Ghanaian man, American man and Nigerian man were lost in a forest and were captured
by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the three friends that they could live if... they pass a trial.

The 1st step was to go deep into the forest and get 10 pieces of the same kind of fruits.

The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.
The Ghanian man came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples".

The King explained the trial to him.
King : You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be
killed. The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The American arrived and showed the king 10 berries. When the king explained the trial to him, he thought to himself that this should be easy....1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 and on the ninth berry, he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The Ghanian and American met in heaven....
The Ghanian man asked, "why did you laugh ?, you almost got away with the trial"....then the American man replied, "I couldn't
help it, I saw the Nigerian man
coming with Watermelons!!

TEACHER: If someone from Mexico is called a Mexican, What do we call someone from Jericho?..

AKPOS: Na JerryCan.

WELCOME TO NAIJA
A visiting lecturer from U.S to a Nigerian University decided to give his students an impromptu test..
He asked them to write the answer as he reads out the question.
Lecturer: Question 1. What is ur best food?

Female students were writing Pizza, Fried Rice, Hamburger and all sorts of Chinese cuisines...

Lecturer: Question 2. How do u prepare the food?

YEPAAA! Immediately, the female students started cancelling and changin' the names To Garri, Akpu, Rice, Indomie, etc.
LOBATAN

MORAL LESSON:BE YOURSELF!

BOKO HARAM is giving out free BLACKBERRY TOUCH, IPHONE 7 AND LOTS OF IPADs and ANDROIDS 4 their 4yrs anniversary, no raffle draw.......To apply simply send "BOMB ME" space ur "HOUSE ADDRESS" to 41933, cost 0 kobo/sms. Everyone is a winner, send it now.............. Send it 2 all ur frnds too but ABEG count me out.

A new element has been added to the

PERIODIC TABLE

Name: Girl

Symbol: Gl

Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.

Physical properties:

*Boils at any time,

*Melts when handled with love and
care

*Very bitter when mishandled.

Chemical properties:

*Very reactive

*Highly unstable

*Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.
Nature:

*Money reducing agent.

*Volatile when left alone.

Occurrence:

Mostly found in front of the mirror.

Whats With Ozil And Volleyed Goal This Season? INSANE!!!!

GSteve001:
now i understand why ronaldo is always happy when they draw this team with madrid.

For The Records, This Is Ludogorets Worst Defeat In The Champions League So......Wetin Do Ronaldo?

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Many Are Mad, A lot Are On Nairaland

FakoMaybach1:
i can never forget AC milan Vs PSV eindoven when J.s Park, Y p Lee wanted to kill milan ,when milan scored the winning goal i jumped so high the fan cut my thumb

Nigeria senegal, After julius Agha-wonder scored i ran into the toilet shouting goal
Oliseh's shot against spain almost gave me a heart-attack, the shot was faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive

Then i cursed Ronaldinho at midnight cus of the snake bite he gave nesta and maldini that year barca won 2-1, i was so pissed i kept cursing ronaldinho, i hated ronaldinho for a very long time until a friend showed me his video "Best of dinho" i saw a skill dinho did when he was a kid i didnt know how i reacted, just found out my trousers were torn...i have never seen such skills before

i cried when Maldini retired ..went to my room to cry Viva Rossonerri

Though i am with chelsea now , my heart still belongs to milan

Bro, You Are 'agba awo' For Soccer O, Can Relate To All The Above, Most Especially The Milan vs Psv 4-0, Ronaldinho Snake Bite vs Milan 2-1 And The Super Eagles (Though Im No More A Fan Of The National Side.

As A Gunner Fan, The Crazy Things Arsene And Arsenal Made Me Do Are Just Too Numerous To Mention.

Mtcheeeeew

Fada2000:
Arsenal will loose

Hater Spoted

ritababe:
happy birthday, you are beautiful.

Who Ask You? Aproko. Beautiful ko, Handsome ni

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