when your Boss folks are 100% guilty of child marriage................ u wanna get sacked?..........Nigeria truely a place to be..!

Basalt:
Now let me give you assignment.
How many vacancies advertised online did you hear that the person must have certificate in petrel, Hse or GIS?
Nepotism has taken everything, and if you don't have anyone, then, they will look at your Bsc grade and your previous work experience
Most of the entry level vacancies don't demand any certifications, your grade and work experience, it's OK for you, when employed, you will be trained in the area they need your functions.
Then if you have person, na that one sure pass.

Most of the people sef give you the certificate after a week training.
Now tell me what you will learn in Petrel under one week?

Open your eyes, all these people are just after your money, stop breastfeeding them.

Use your money in other important things that will multiply the money for you

Am sorry for bumping in on this..........ur judgments here appears to be myopic.........u have given up on getting a job by merit in Nigeria....just because u don`t or couldnt land a job by merit doesnt mean that others Don`t and wont.......... I tell u this bro........today people still get jobs on merit basis in Nigeria.........and you want to make me believe `the notion that says NIGERIAN GRADUATES are unemployable`.....not beacuse they are not bright or smart students....but they lack the basic skills to compete with their contemporaries in the global labour market......(no insult meant........& no apologies either)..........what happened to self development?..........are you restricting yourself to the NIGERIAN Job market alone?................do u think you can measure up to your fellow geology graduates from other countries?..........even colleagues from fellow African countries?

I ask you this simple question........why waste the time & resources study Geology?..........you could have ventured into the business world.........do not discourage those who are willing to learn & self develop cos they will surely reap the fruits of their efforts...............i dont know whoever put up that advert for training opportunities......never met him/her........i feel we need to get things right.........and it starts with our attitude.......getting such training and certifications does not basically translate to a piece of paper..........but the value we add to ourselves to give us that additional advantage in the labour market......if you are waiting for employers to train you on some basic skills that u ought to have............you are on a long thing my bro.

@op.....these documents are not off the shelf documents......pls if u are not sure about the source or the origin of this info kindly take them down.....one..two..three or maybe more innocent people's jobs are on the line here........people who hustle daily to put food on the table for their families.....might end up being d scapegoat for the leaked documents......just an advice.

benjamytes:
Do u really wanna buy?.....be sincere

d price is scary......just a bit curious.

Taylor86:
plz oo fellow PDP Members am so scared of d results am seeing online, hmm dunno how true it is anyway.










but if APC wins...Chisos i hv no option than to join d winning team oo






for now am partyless till results are announced
















still wondering d kind of hot slaps i will chop from my street guys in ph if APC wins
















GEJ should beta get tins started by hook/crook










cos dis time around am leaving him if.............











lemme
SAI buhari for d first time
abeg fellow PDP Members make una no vex









reporting life from a confused PDP member






hhmmm


PLZ NO MORE GEJ TILL........
lets see d outcome of the election first

this got me laughing real hard......!

What do u expected when d wife of sitting president handpicks a well known thug to contest for leadership position......its my prayer dat peace should evade d perpetrators of this evil act....no amount of cash, contract,appointment's,political position or influence will give dem peace...they will forever be haunted with d reality of this evil act.....*God bless the dead*

Y do u wanna sell it.....be sincere....

PDP...u gon' need extra pair of legz try'na run with us...sai buhari.

I hate dis aaaarse hole with all my guts.......niggggar makes me wanna puke......d bloke should go and vote in his Benin Republic.....

Dude...GIS is gradually being accepted in Nigeria by the day....there are great prospects in the feild...telecoms, d oil industry,d minning industry,seismic industry,land/geophysical survey industry,govt parastals like inec, agis,rivgis,bgis,etc all practice gis in Nigeria....the health sector has even keyed in to gis.....i would advise you to add one or two areas of information technology to your gis cert.....e.g database mgt, programming or server administration.....this can serve as a bridge for you to switch b/w agric-gis-information technology, if u can sharpen ur skills in statistical analysis...it will be an added advantage....pray a lot & network as well..........hope this helps.

Funny how kats come to this thread asking some stooopid aaaarzse questions.... like is 'Kenneth the cole'........reading through da thread will not kill u........naledge iz pouwa.

ferdimako:

I guess they are beyond ur ken. I suggest u stay away from them.

dude....let it slide....lets just roll on.......!

doyen06:
@ AYABOYO I have 5 year experience and she has about 6 years, 3 before her degree and 3 after she's got the degree. I have a transcript from my school already dunno if I can use that? Do I have to do the IELTS exam first before I apply to the ACS? Please gimmie the number of the agent as I'm a very busy person and I need guidance while I go through the process.

sorry to come in......every body here is busy as well....this is about your dreams & aspirations.....reading through the thread will not kill u(correct me if am wrong).....why not take time to read through the read so u dont come here crying that you got ripped off by an agent....knowledge is power.

Long overdue....i personally dislike Microsoft internet explorer....too heavy, too slow to response,too boring.......i feel they shouldn't do away with it....rather repackage it,rename it and make it lighter........fingaz crossed.

Every body wanna be heard ....even dat hungry pastor dey open mouth yarn rubbish.......i no blame am.....if naija economy good would he have been a pastor?....jobless hungry mo'fo' Pdp arrse kissing pastor........*bloodyhound*

remsonik:

I schooled in Iwo

serious.....me i did some little schooling @ Iwo as well........*Aipate Baptist Primary sch*.......dunno if dat sch still exists.

olu4life:
And how can u forget Alawiye... Damn... Loads of yoruba stories den.lol

book 2 had one of my fav stories...Ijakpa ati Iyawo re..


igberaga ni siwaju ikparun.....* correct me pls*.........*shines teeth *

How about 'only bread for Eze'..,...

Queen primer...vol 1 & 2.

I go up....

up i go...

Am i to go up....?

jack & Jill went to get a pail of water........etc

ifoundmyperfect:


That is quite an interesting area... You'd be very relevant as a geomodeler in the industry... My advise will be that you go for one of these crash course in some geology related areas for about 2weeks or go for a masters program in geology/geophysics... That way, you'd have built a foundation for yourself... You'd need such background/foundational knowledge when it comes to troubleshooting a problematic model or any other areas in geoscience you may find yourself...

If you have perused through the pages in this thread, you'd see that i have uploaded a petrel manual and its training data. The more you practice, the stronger and more familiar you get with its functionality and applications pending when you get your hands on something different....

thanks for the heads up...actually looking to take some training on petrel and landmark....missed out on an opportunity to work with Halliburton as a data loader a while back...due to d technicalities of d test....anyway will def go for d trainings.

ifoundmyperfect:

What is your discipline?

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geomatics

Hi, am interested in geo data management, data loading, well data logging, or anything that has to do with geo data....could u pls shed more light on dis subject.....pls...any material u can share would be useful as well.

symbian03:


I hate to be rude bro. But sir, I guess that was your first post on this thread and it was all negative - nothing encouraging at all. Sir, we've had enough of the negativity and bullshitttt so if you can't spill something motivating, sir. Then shut that thing please! By the way, since you believe all nairalanders are kids, why not get your ancestors to join the forum?





PS: We're still waiting for your application and 1k processing fee for the well-sought-after immigration job and we look forward to seeing you at the stadium for your entry exercise.


Thank you.

nice one.....&....fully seconded.

bossladyMo:


Uncle Metuselah, una well done o.

da bosslady of da house....i hail....u got me cracking my ribs real bad with laughter.......@Methuselah......

This piece is a definite technical knockout.....Jonathan just got a smashing blow on his right jaw bone.......his economic team just got knocked da phuucck out.......av always been of d opinion dat d guy ain't got d technical capacity to handle d issues of dis country.....ah swear d guy bury niger delta people hand...come make d whole niger delta people be like say na mumu dem be.......it even hurts more to see d younger generation get blinded by sentiments.......getting themselves mixed up in senseless violence & foolish acts....i guess its time for us to take a critical look @ d country beyond feb 14th...

sleekcm:
Really feeling the Mazda 6 up there. What a machine!

@Kakakibuy, good move to revert back to naira, gives folks a clearer picture.

lol...oga...na my car be dat o.........

kakakibuy:


Whenever you give the green light - I'm ready to roll. Keep in mind that new Customs tariff have been postponed until the end of April. Let's deal before then

Contact: kakakibuy@hotmail.com

no p...will keep u posted.

kakakibuy:


This is a manual 2005 Mazda 6 - Sedan.

Total Landing Cost in Naira: ₦874,000

Total Landing Cost means total price without clearing. The above amount lands the car at the Lagos port.

I estimate clearing to be an additional ₦370k. Clearing will be handled by a Nairalander who does clearing on behalf of my clients.

Contact: kakakibuy@hotmail.com

wow...dats approximately 1.2mill......ok working to see my budget....will give u a holla when am all good to go.

Wassup bro....i see u doing a great job here....could u help check for 2005 mazda 6(sedan or hatchback) but sedan would be preferable.....landing cost to lag & all......thanks.

laniyi07:
how can I get high scores in shl type of test? I got an aptitude test to write in ph next week. can an experienced person in the house help me on this

time...time...time is all u need bro, u have to be very time conscious, don't fret, make sure d few questions u can answer r on point & accurate....d maths is usually 20 questions in 20 min....dats like i minute to a question....d English is 32 questions for 30 minutes.....dats for Total e&p...i dunno which coy invited u for d test...but u can practice with d Total e&p standards....try to find out of its only maths & English u are meant to take for d test...or u have to take d spatial or logical aspect as well......


then dust ur books on the feild of d job applied for cos they gonna throw direct application questions which usually requires some real good knowledge from a vast reader or experience on d job.......hope this helps.

searay:

It depends on the level of of your sacrifice. If I go for a day or two nothing touches my skin and tongue. But if I'm climbing from 3 to 21 days dry, I will take a little water to keep me going but no taking of bath or brushing of teeth. What matters most is one's level of faith.

are u for real.......no bathing for 21 days?