₦airaland Forum

[quote author=cr7lomo.]I dnt tink u hv a cable tv as dat ws d 1st tym u eva heard of amanpour nd mayb on nairaland. Amanpour myt hav embarrassd jonathan because his nt a citizen . Do u tink hse wud do d same 2 a political holder in yankee, d answer is no cos dey wanna portray americans as d best and d most intelligent in d world and I xpect nigerian jounalists 2 learn 4m dem. We r neva srs in dis country, every1 here just wanna hv a laf so as d presenters on channels. Which 1 is worse, wot d man did or wot happnd in d ogun state hse of assembly. U guys wud liv d1 dat is important nd focus on nonsence. Most of ur fathers wud even do worse on tv. If dey dcided 2 go on a brk and den try xplain beta 2 d man b4 comin bk on air, wudnt it hv bin beta, save him d embarrassmnt nd help nigeria in d foreign scene. Is he d 1 dat created poverty in nigeria or is he d reason y ppl r sufferin in d country. Dis man myt nt even hv a hse of his own, mayb his managin nd uguy r dr lafin and makin jest of him. Dats pure wickedness. I bliv dats lots of kids r on dis nairaland. Matured minds like 1stcitizen is tryin 2 correct d situation nd som r abbusin 1stcitizen. We r d reason y dis country aint mvin 4wrd period[/quote]Bros...better shut ur crab aaaa'rse mouth........d channels tv crew did well 2 expose a whole lot as regards poor n incompetent leaders ruling naija.........am sure u got ur job via connections cos its obvious u aint qualified 4 whatever job it is that u do......


Take a sample survey of d so called old men holding top leadership positions in Nigeria n u would be amazed @ d level of gross incompetencies dat would be unveiled.....yet these same mofo's would want a graduate 2 have 10yrs experience, not more than 26years old,as well as proffessional certification n membership......


Whose more proffesional here?

CAMNEWTON4PRES: your post is full of nonsense
if your 16yo girl comes to you and say am getting married your first reaction will be you are too young for that.

BTW marriage is a status

for every +30 single lady there is a +30single guy? what a big lie Men tend to go for younger ladies, a 30+yo man will most likely go for a 25yo girl and not the other way around so your saying that Xsingle ladies=Ysingle men doesn't make any sense
the truth will be for every +30yo girl there is a +60yo widow

stop thinking married women are unhappy

Oga....na dis one u wan take marry and be head of the house abi......u better go back 2 KG sch....and stop disgracing d male folkz.....!.

CAMNEWTON4PRES: 1st bolded: smply means for every single lady there is a single man. It's false and i showed it in my previous post.

2nd bolded: Marriage is a status.

3rd and 4th : contradiction

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How about our english reader back then.......pry 3 was Edet hails from Ikot_ikpene, pry 4 was wakama & co..really can't remember, Only Bread for Eze, An african night entertainment, and those crazy story book dats depicts smoke coming outta one's nose when dey want 2 portray an angry folk....least I forget.....volkswagen Santana.............lol

Legit1: By the time they/she are done with you, you will have a very vivid,battered emblazoned picture perfect slide show of how it works in your frontal lobe.

Best comment on d thread so far.... This got me cracking my ribz for real...!

Flygeriansteve: @OP. Only you can make that decision yourself. You have to consider if further education at your age is a good or bad investment or if it's even an investment at all. Will a Masters give you an upward push in your career or are you just looking to add more paper to a job-seeking CV? If the latter is the case, you might want to consider business or financial investment instead. A car? You should already have a car by now. Yes a car is a necessity but it's also a liability. If you don't have a stable paying job, you might be serving that car instead of it serving you. Marriage? Yes marriage is good but it's a dang money-gulping venture esp since you're a man. Please OP the population of Nigeria is 160 or so million. It makes no sense to add to the number of the 140m living on < $1. Don't eat hot food in haste and scald your tongue making yourself unable to eat it even when it cools. Consider your own peculiarities and make your decision regardless of whatever expectation Family, friends or society have of you.

Best comment so far.....!

Lol....dat ain't no secret krib.....knew d krib @ alpha beach road belongs 2 ibori...n have seen him chill there a couple of times.....so dat ain't new news.

Lol.....only in naija......!....my naija no dey carry last.....see groove....!

Hmmm....theze krraazy politicians want d Nigerian masses 2 stick wit da code of silence......its obvius someone is guilty of d allegations......!.....Damn Nigerian so called leaders r nuttin but shyyyyyyyte......!

1. How High
2. Nothing to lose
3. Head of state
4. Babershop 1&2
5. Friday
6. The God's must be crazy
7. That's so raven.
8. Who's your caddy

My all time fav......!

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@OP Not a big deally hommie....afterall Hillary Clinton made d move on bill Clinton back in their sch dayz and they still kicking live and direct.....d deal is 2 be able 2 stand ur ground as the man in d relationship.......!

deols: Dumb thing you wrote up there. You see every opportunity as one to preach christianity. We are not in a bus here. So carry your noise elsewhere

Dumbest quote ever......is it not a fact about ur so called religion of peace my ass.....its kool 4 boko 2 bomb and kill all in d name of ur dumb and foolish religion abi......u are d biggest DUNDEE UNITED I have seen on nairaland.

rman: Can it be done? YES

Is the technology to fix such a road available in Nigeria? YES

Can the government afford it? YES

So what is the reason why such an important road is still bad? Bad government.

STOP MAKING EXCUSES FOR BAD GOVERNMENT

Hey bro.....why not read thru d thread properly b4 u start running ur mouth.....!

ITbomb: It takes approximately 500m to get a kilometre of road through that terrain . Port Harcourt to Yenegoa is about 131km meaning u can get the entire road under 70m. Rivers state get like 15b per month from fed allocation n Bayelsa something close to that. If they can contribute 1billion per month, they can get it done.
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It can be hard to do in the Nigerian system
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Afterall MNDA is doing the entire 338km East West road with 350b

First of all, thank God u said approximately 500m 2 run a km of road across d terrain.......my question is dis do u know how much it takes 2 sandfill where d proposed route would pass thru, not 2 talk of d bridges.....if its dat easy, why is setraco having a hell of a time wit d already existing east/west road......its easy 2 quote em figures but go 2 d field & see d challenges dat await u.......I aint saying its not possible 2 construct em link roads....but it has 2 be a joint effort......joint effort here means FG & d state govt.

ITbomb: Bayelsa and Rivers have one of the highest Allocation yet do not have a standard road linking the two sister states.
Do we still blame FG?

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Am sure u don't know what it takes 2 construct a road in dat region......it's easier said than done.....!

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chasy16: Same person quoting herself just to feel important, and behold u gave yaself a 'like'. Lol na wa o

Sorry baby doll....joke turned out dry.....nice try next tyme.....we 2 diff posters here ok....!

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I support d op's opinion....Personally, I never liked d banking industry and I never gave it a thot cos it wasn't a choice for my field of career, besides it wasn't gonna add value 2 my professional development as a geoscientist...!

Nigerians are born hustlers anywhere anyday.......and they do it in d most amazing and hilarious ways..........naija I hail.

Just remembered another question....if a fast moving sports car and a bowling ball fell off a 100ft cliff at the same time, which would hit the ground first?

Nella: Am a chick

Congrats.....lol

Ha...ha....ha.....d question is quite confusing though....and it got me racking my brain like mad even after the whole session....d 1st guy with 132 ans (todaynatoday) is right. Each delegate will shake eleven people in turn......and then you multiply eleven by 12....simple.

Hey guys I was asked dis question during halliburton interview a while ago......twelve delegates were invited for a meeting and the twelve of them shook hands with each other....now the question is how many handshakes were exchanged in the meeting?

[quote author=mosh_musth]The best way to leave together both Christian and Muslim is to learn how to respect each other religion.. Disrespecting prophet Muhammed or publishing that may aggravate tension among us should be prohibited.. Imagine that nigeria journalist in 2002 uttering rubbish, that Denmark cartoon about prophet Muhammed, that Pakistan Boy that fled to uk for protection that wrote the satanic quran,the burning of quran by American soldiers and now the recently air uk TV comic about Islam was greeted with wide spread of critism from Islamic clerics n followers this scorn and disrespectful act towards Islam should be stopped and must be stopped... Learn to respect Islam and accomodate Islamic teaching in ur Christianity ways that way we will all live happily...[/quote]

mevisbleek: U don dey give them idea

Young bloke....if I understand u correctly...are u saying we should clap 4 ur so called brothers dat have carried d sword 2 kill an innocent dude working 2 put food on d table 4 his family....I guess u and ur religion need 2 relocate 2 ur own planet where u can bomb and kill urself's as u wish.....u should be ashamed of the likes of ur animalistic brothers and ur so called religion...... SHM.....!

My people na wa o....all these long list 4 Nigeria only......Naija must really be on a celebrity status.....!.....cos d swag is at an all tyme high....lol....!

Hey guys....I have been going through this thread for a while now and am loving every single bit of it. I won't call myself a DBA even though av got the certifications....am presently looking 4 anywhere I can get hands on experience in oracle10g...i presently rate myself as a newbie in oracle....I need 2 do this cos am a GIS techie and am looking @ integrating oracle & GIS....can anyone pls help....
NB..(GIS)..Geographic Information Systems.

So these mumu Nigerian leaders were waiting 4 Ogoni people 2 make noise before they do what's supposed to be done.....useless set of old men....!

Jiah011:

I agree 100%!!! I made a similar post somewhere. If one's parents emigrated from their country and their children are born in a new country, those children born in that new country are citizens and people of that new country by nationality. Their heritage is elsewhere, but where they are born and raised is their home. Nigeria had nothing to do directly in forming those athletes, so why do they feel obligated to claim them? With all the corruption, tribalism, bribery, materialism, lack of institutions, etc, how can great athletes, or even other people striving for greatness with real raw talent survive in Nigeria? Not that people are not successful in Nigeria, but it's hard to do it based on sole merit and hard work. If you have money and connections, it's a lot easier. It's always North vs South, East vs West, Politics, titles-- "Who you be" or "Do you know who I am?" Enemies of Progress. A nation that eats their young by refusing to invest in them to foster a brighter tomorrow. It takes a lot of dedication and investing in talent to refine it to greatness. At least these other countries have provided means to create world-class, Olympic athletes for it people, including those of Nigerian decent. You can't say that it's an issue of just being a developing Nation, because others nations in this category are being successful. Nigeria loves to boast about itself, but what is there really for us to boast about? A lot of talk, but nothing to show for it.

Let these athletes be. They are not obligated to represent Nigeria simply because of their surname. They are representing their respective homes. People of all countries travel and make new homes for themselves. Why should Nigeria be any different? It's hard enough representing a country like Nigeria that has such a negative reputation internationally. At least these young people are showing that not all Nigerians are bad, even if they are not directly competing under Nigeria's flag.


THANK YOU! Well said!! The hypocrisy of some foolishe Nigerians is more than appalling! Did anyone notice the comments of one of the hypocrites Mr.chippychappy, who still found a way to inject a tribal slant into this topic? Look at the comments he made on non-Ibo sounding names and Ibo names and it is as clear as day what he is hinting at. Foolishness like this is why Nigeria will remain a country to be embarrassed and disgraced because even Nigerians are prejudiced towards their fellow country man! How can people so divided win anything or become significant as a people? Impossible! The same Olympiad basketballers who people say bad things about did not get any benefit from Nigeria, they don't live in Nigeria, they don't work in Nigeria but still trained and spent themselves for YOU, yet anyone still had the mouth to say something bad about them? These people deserve nothing but praise!

Nigerian governments recently was embroiled in a scandal of $8.6 B, most of which was stolen by less than 200 individuals led by Odechukwu. That is over a N 1 Tr, yet no functional institutions, organization or sporting infrastructure. Where I live here, there are basketball courts, tennis lawns, skating rinks, football fields, etc for any body to go and sleep there practicing if he wants and come home at midnight if he chooses! These are not stadia, event centers, gym, or have any staff. Just you and your friends or team to knock yourself out! Did those places grown from the ground without any effort? And these places are walking distances to your house spread all across the city but Nigerian leaders will steal all the money meant for these things and pay 40 lapdogs from their tribes to keep defending their insanity yet you FOO.LS want to win a medal? God punish you (if he has the time)! My kids are going to be wearing non-Nigerian colors most likely, just like a lot of others here but Nigerian athletes in Nigeria who are potentially world class will lose because you have already won your gold medals in praise singing, 40 lapdogging, tribalism, empty chest beating, cassava breading, etc! Useless idio.ts abeg commot for road make I go cheer my other serious country!



@op.....God bless u my brother.....Thruth like rain don't give a damn on who it falls on....

[quote author=Sky-walker]"OS not found" is likely a hardware problem. there are times it would work and time it would not if you keep restarting your machine. if that is the case of your, i feel its a failing hard drive but if you think its not, i would suggest you check the cable connectors and maybe try installing a fresh operating system.[/quote]@ skywalker.....Yes u are right on point wit d diagnosis....at tymes it starts up quite normal but after a while the bluescreen appears n it attempts to restart....I have been trying to reformat the lappy and install XP on it but it does'nt recognise the hard disk drive even with the new one.....anyway will still keep you posted......thanks.