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kokobi99:
All this children am hearing while not train them where they can know you, marry good wife and husband as case may be instead of training them for their govt. Or you never know that your child will belong to govt not you proper

young dude....pls get enlightened & change ur orientation....life ain't all about money......if Nigeria works for u...fine.....d person putting on d shoes knows best where it hurts....my humble advice.

ebankole:
The lord said be conscious all the time and keep your belongings close and abreast to you all the time,deal with lack of uncaring or unconsciousness about things around u whatever that belongs to you.

But here is the major message;

Hmmm
The lord said you must be careful and pray very hard before u embark on any trip or journey I see you being robbed of your belongings and or being robbed or attack"losing what's precious to you.

Please before u go out or travel at all henceforth read psalm 23,24,27 and 91 and ask the lord to always protect u from physical and spiritual robber,domestic,unknow and known robber.
Bless u

thanks & God bless u real good.

Good day mr Ebankole.....and happy new year to you....i trust u are doing great.......pls i had this lil dream dat got me a lil uneasy......i woke up quite early after saying my morning prayers...i had a short nap & saw myself, my sister & my brother we boarded a public transport bus(all those kind of buses going from ibadan to lagos) we dropped at challenge bus stop ibadan....i was d first to alight from d bus cos my siblings were sitting behind me.......my sister noticed i left my bag (backpack) on my seat inside d bus....but d bus was moving already.....i stated calling d bus conductor to stop d driver dat my bag was still inside d bus......d conductor knew why i was calling because he raised d bag & i shook my head dat yes its my bag........,d conductor was telling d driver to slow down so i could run n catchup wit d bus to pickup my bag.....rather d driver accelerated with full speed and drove off...so i was like...since i know d park i would go there d next day to pick up my bag.....thats when i woke up...........* i had no real personal effects inside d bag....just change of clothes, toothbrush /toothpaste, comb/ hairbrush ............*

Ok....heard.

dclone:
Hello house,
am Bayo , a gis/remote sensing analyst.......if uve got any questions or problems regarding gis and remote sensing,, gis and remote sensing software, data and lots more kindly let me know, am only here to help..thanks

i need step by step break down on web mapping....publishing ur ready made maps online...,,hope u don't mind sharing here...

changes1:
Boss anytime you don't understand something, just ask.

If the wife of a top isis commander can be caught, what makes you think if the so called us intelligence personnel that came during the chibok saga together with our forces won't have caught the leaders of BH?
.do you know how much they are making in supplying arms to BH? (pls don't tell me they don't have a hand in it)

If we fought BH together the way we fought Ebola, BH would have gone.

Nigerian govt ain't ready to tackle dis boko haram shyyte.....matter of fact..Nigeria don't need no usa or any external forces to exterminate those termites....thruth is..... The so called Nigerian leaders ain't truthful & sincere in all ramifications......d average Nigerian citizen happens to be d scapegoat in dis game of chess. Nigerian intelligence is zero......r they trying to tell me they cant spot d vehicular movement of d insurgents from satellite images, Intel from captured boko haramites have not given any reasonable lead?...... how do they communicate?...where are their gun training range ground...who sells weapons to them.......are we trying to say we cannot encode transmitted signals from communication lines.....who are their couriers....how do they ping messages...,how do they upload videos on you tube.....are they trying to say our intel cannot track d source of the urls dat they use in uploading videos to you tube...? Nigerian military ain't dat dumb....., as a civilian geospatial technologist with limited resources am fully aware of d use of intel/technological capabilities to track & tackle d insurgents to d least detail not to talk about Nigeria's military with all d heavy security vote/intell available to their advantage......how many people are they (boko haram soldiers) ......that they will not allow a country of 161 million people to sleep...... so in a nut shell...Nigerian leaders ain't ready to tackle d issue.....cos if they are....boko haram would av been restricted to sambissa forest...dats if they still exist.

ebankole:
Almaliki
...He will honor u,u shall be treated,bless like the kinds(The whites)
Meanin,They way they are treated,respected in this part of the world shall be melted,bestow on you.
Bless u all.

thanks for d heads up....dreaming about myself driving or being driven in a car had been a regular occurrence for d past couple of months running......kinda funny though....anyway thanks & God bless u real good.

Gud day bro....

had a dream we were moving on a coaster bus with some white guys.....like an official company bus....one white guy was d one driving d bus....while d others where chilling with us on d bus as well.....there were mobile policemen on d bus to provide security for the white guys because they were supposed to be expatriates......but d reverse was d case...we d black guys turned out to be treated like d expertriates while the whites were just there.......we got to a junction & the bus stopped to drop a youth corper girl and one of d whites dude escorted d girl down d bus......they were busy saying sweet nuttin to each other cos d girl was his love interest......while d rest of us were sitting in d bus waiting for him to finish with d girl & join us back.....but one of my fellow black brother was like yo...dis dude is wasting our time...lets hit d road....and so we drove off n left him behind........but i was scared and worried for him because it was a kind of hostile environment like an area where white people are kidnapped......but d mobile police who where supposed to protect d dude didn't even give a damn about him....even his fellow white guys were like i shouldn't bother about him dat he's gonna be fine....so we got to our base...like a hotel or something.....some other white women were there waiting for us ......we all were chilling in an open hall gisting & laughing...talking about d days event...how we left d white guy behind....not long he came back to join us...i was like wow......dats when i woke up.......!.....am really trying to figure out what this means.

That's if ipad & tablet wont be old school by then....

legendsilver:
Thanks for this useful piece of advice, God bless you greatly.
Pls, I will like to know why you restricted job opportunities on Aviation industry to Gis n climatology? I chose transportation geography cause it deals on total transportation and the branches is kind of wide e.g road, sea, rail and air transport.
That's the reason and don't have the choice of changing the applied form, as it has been submitted already.
Pls o, what does IMHO stands for. Thanks

dude....i think u didn't get me right....i didn't restrict job opportunities in d aviation industry to climatology &Gis.....d idea is for you to be able to switch easily from one industry sector to another....and that was why i used d keyword....diversification.

MRbrownJAY:
^^^ i didnt liked any of the tracks on the Luniz album!

and if i ever go to a place and hear either Montel Jordan "This is how we do it" OR Blackstreet "No diggity" ....i am seriously killing the fukcing DJ, lol!

about da luniz album...*playa hataz* & *broke hoes* were really cool....i almost included black streets another level album on d list......nice one anyway.

MRbrownJAY:
in the last few weeks , i heard the following:
Khia my neck my back
Amerie 1thing
Luniz i got 5 on it

but about 6 months ago i heard the following song, and it gave me goosebumps:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFOcuWF4xGI

btw: that album was whack as hell!

lol...@whack as hell.....d album had a few good joints....*until the day*, *lazy afternoon*.....and a third one...cant rem d title..btw..da luniz album (operation stackola) was really doooope.

legendsilver:
Good day respected Nairalanders. I want to solicit for your support on how to secure a Job in our Nigerian Aviation industry.
Am a graduate of Geography with a B.sc hons and presently seeking admission for M.sc in transportation Geography.
Will like to know if am on the right track to further for the M.sc before applying for the job or I should use my B.sc to apply?
Thanks for your awaited response.

really dunno much about d aviation industry in Nigeria......but i strongly advise u to get an Msc first before applying......dats if u are financially capable......climatology wouldn't be a bad option.......Gis as well....transportation geo kinda restricts u to d transport sector or academics.......with d current trend of event in d job industry....diversification is d key word.....so IMHO.....would advise you not to restrict urself to transportation geo.

MRbrownJAY:
and what about the many priceless one hit wonders that should also be in that list.....ay caramba!

yep...they can as well be included on d list......i thot to leave em out because they r either singles or just a hit with d other songs on d album completely whack.......

edi287:
Me against the world-2pac
Illmatic- Nas
life after death- Biggie
The score- Fugees
The Blueprint- Jay-z
Chocolate Factory- R kelly
Where i wanna be- Donell Jones
As i am- Alicia Keys
Capital punishment- Big Pun.
Pain is Love- Jarule
Marshall Marthers lp
Wutang's first album
Only built for cuban links
Liquid swords- Gza

da fugees album.......was like national anthem.....back then...........nice one

MRbrownJAY:
^^^that Donnel Jones album is the shit... although i would have to say that the John Legend GET LIFTED album is timeless imho.

different music for different times i guess, in the morning nothing better than some Ricky Rozay to get your juices flow.

yep i agree on that John legend album....

Okay guys...so i thot to create a thread were we can talk about albums (Hip-Hop, R&B, Rock, Reggea) we can listen to right from track one to the end without skipping a damn track............now i'ma go on with my list in no particular order.....

1) Ready to Die......The notorious BIG
2)Share my world.....,Mary J Blige
3)Regulate..........Warren G
4)Me against the world.....2pac shakur
5) E nuttin' but a G thang.......Dr .Dre
6) Doggystyle......snoop doggy dogg
7) Miss thang........Monica
Age ain't nuttin but a number.......Aaliyah
9) When disaster strikes........Busta Rhymes
10)Gangsters Paradise......Coolio
11)Its dark & hell is hot.......DMX
12) Where i wanna be..........Donnel Jones
13) Double or Nothing..........Eric sermon
14) Hardcore.........Lil' Kim
15) The Bachelor.......Ginuwine
16) Night Visions.......Imagine dragons
17) Blueprint.........Jay z
19) pain is love....,ja rule
20) who is Jill scot(words & sounds vol.. 1) Jill Scot.


you can as well add urs to tha list........lets keep tha thread alive.......

Am not a fan of naija music....so can't speak when it comes to naija hip-hop.....as for international rappers...d list is endless cos them niggaz's got uniquely distinctive lyrical delivery.....dat said....lemme attempt to list my fav mc's in no particular order...

Dr Dre
Sean price
warren G
Redman
Sam Sneed
The notorious BIG
Tupac Shakur
Buckshot
Nas
Joey Badass
J cole
Kendrick Lamar
Jay Rock
Keith murray
the lady of rage.
Rah Diggah.

PapiWata:
You are so entertaining when you shriek like a baby. When bio-terrorist Patrick Sawyer took Ebola to Nigeria from Liberia, the entire readership of this forum was up in arms, cursing Mr. Sawyer, and bidding him a quick journey to hell. When Nigeria's history is updated post-Armageddon, Mr. Patrick Soiler will be reviled as the most comprehensively evil individual ever to set foot in Nigeria

Now that another IDENTICAL bio-terrorist Mr. Duncan Dickhead did the SAME thing as did Mr. Soiler, by taking Ebola to the USA this time, all of a sudden there is a DRASTIC change in the tune being sung by those who had moments earlier been unified in their condemnation of the bio-terrorist that invaded Nigeria, with the NEW chorus warbling discordantly that it is NOT such a bad thing to infect the United States with Ebola, since that great nation is universally hated by Nigerians with almost the same intensity as the loathing they reserve for Nigerians whose tribal languages differ from their own.

Stew in your hate, and choke on it, for those of you who condemn the bio-terrorist who attacked Nigeria, while praising the one that attacked the Unite States, are of no greater significance to me than a watery bowel movement performed by a mad hyena out on the Serengeti Plains. In other words, if you think "God" forbids the spread of Ebola in Nigeria, yet you delight in seeing the disease arrive in America, then the very "God" that you purport to worship is none other than old Lucifer himself -- the Price of Darkness, and dispatcher of the the Pale Horseman.

Once again, and with all humility, PHUCK you, and may YOU PERSONALLY rot in hell, if you happen to like the idea of Ebola spreading anywhere on this green planet, beyond its already terrifying footprint of mass death.

if men were God....good thing u ain't God.......niigggaaar....shut da phuuck up & thank God for his mercies........just d snap of 1 finga.....all dis ur reefing & beefing is nuttin' but dust.......

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berem:
At least there is something I should be proud of as a Nigerian. The success in the fight against Ebola.

Congratulations to Babatunde Fashola,Rotimi Amaechi and our president Goodluck Jonathan for coming together despite their political differences to fight this fight against humanity.

And to the late doctor,Mrs Adedovah and other health workers who made sure Ebola didn't spread further,you shall surely never be forgotten.



GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!

my fellow moniker....see as u murked d late doctors name....abeg try do d needful......lol

ebankole: Then it mean what said earlier on.
To add,you/siblins driving mean supportin each other will go a long way

ok thanks & Jah bless.

ebankole: Almaliki
Are there people behind while driving?is not then your dream means,progress,smooth pace,having it smooth,grace to archive without any itch or obstacle.
Obviously,the Lord's been good to you if not recently u must have notice good changes surfacing your life.
Be thankful to GOD for helpin u so far.

nobody behind either am d driver or the passenger......just on one occassion with me driving my bother on the passenger seat & my sister sitting on d backseat...anyway thanks for d info.

Gud day mr ebankole, hope u gud......pls i have a lil question....what does it mean to see oneself driving a car in d dream.....its either am driving or am a passenger in a car, keke, okada.....its been a regular occurrence for 3wks running.*driving on a good road or smooth surface*.

Bahamadia was reppin' fem'c as well.

JABB: The power she gat in her style of Delivery....THA LADY OF RAGE!!!

"SHO SHOT" & "GET WIT DA WICKEDNESS" is one of my all tyme fav joint from female MC's.......d fierceness of da lyrical delivery is always & would remain an all tyme high for me.

how come nobody mentioned BOSS.........."RECIPE FOR A HOE.........& DEEPER were my joints back then.........!

Da 5 Footaz were my girls as well......JAH SKILLZ N NEBLOVE.....

berem: I had an alternate moniker with that name. how on earth could i have forgotten she's one of my very best female mc's?

hey ma.....do u listen tha hip-hop.........i thot you were all about politicz.........

Blockus: R.I.P to Aliyah & Left Eye.. Both these Biitches were the truth. I still listen to 'Never be the Same again' Mel C (of Spice Girls) just to hear Lefteye take a Mic and beat that song to death.. Ask for Aliyah, I have her entire discography and have an MP3 CD of it in all my whips.. Both these girls where Queen B's of the rap game..

Now To others like;

Lil Kim,
Da'Brat,
Ill Nana a.k.a Foxy Brown,
Missdemenor Elliot,
M.C Lyte,
Remy Ma
Queen Latifah
Eve
Salt-N-Pepa
Trina
Rah Digga
Rasheeda
Khia
Lil Mo
Lumidee
Erykah Badu
Ms. Dynamite
Diams
Roxanne Shanti
Kellis.

e.t.c..

These girls were the truth. They didnt do rap when it was all about just slutty music as such, these biitches could spit verses for days and even keep Male M.C's on their toes.

I guess music like with everything in life changes with time.

I still have everyone of these M.C's on my Laptop and jam them every chance i get.

the lady of rage........... is missing on d list....

MAYOWAAK: Nigerians as actors…

A Nigerian woman gets into a relationship, she calculates how much she needs to get from her lover in the space of 18months, and the grand misdemeanor and lies that is to follow; calls that will never again be picked, exaggerated responses to small issues, just so she can get rid of him, piss him off and lead him packing his love bag to pave way for the next person with a shinier car...

A Nigerian man dates a woman, he is already scheming, based on his online repertoire, on how to replace this chick with the next the minute it clocks midnight- five months after,,,

The Nigerian employee is hired, trained, equipped with all necessary tools and knowledge to make his career an easy and exciting one by the employer…but s/he already has a plan- to resign or disappear the minute s/he gets back from a training program in South African sponsored by the present employer, to the next (rival) company...

The Nigerian employer has a colourful script, one that ensures s/he uses your service, sucks you dry, steals all your hours, owes you salary for months... then takes a trip with his family (or one of the women he is sleeping with in the office) to an exotic Island the minute the cheque (from a client) you’ve all been praying and waiting for in the office comes through- monies that should have been used to offset salaries and debts...

The Nigerian politician wins the Actor of the year award every year! He plans to steal, kill, devour, abuse, insult, ridicule, clean his shame with your last naira, fight, spit and leave you empty, prior to convincing you he is the next best thing after the promises of salvation...

Nigerian parents give birth to more than they can provide for because their script states- the more kids, the merrier old age will be. They even have scripts for the exact gender they want and what they want the gender to become in life, it’s all scripted out. There are also scripts for imminent hazards- “what if one dies of malaria? There’ll be seven more left to console me”.

Nigerian landlord... a leaking roof, bad toilet, faulty foundation… yet he has a wicked script behind that smile: pay your two-year rent; fix everything by yourself, and I’ll kick you out if you do not agree to the 50% increment that'll happen immediately your rent expires; they’ll be someone waiting to move in!

The Nigerian pastor gets the silver plaque after his first cousin, the politician. He banks on your stupidity, screws your head with an 8-inch penis right through your ear (since you have refused to use it to listen to wisdom); wrecks you as life and purpose trickle out of you...until you become as blank as a cardboard paper with impressive zombie-like reasoning...

Our intentions are bereft of soul and virtue

Our knowledge of trickery is superior to any other in the world.-JOY ISI BEWAJI

best analysis of the present nigerian situation..........all they do is lies.....lies....& more lies......and that has kept d country in its present state of comatose.

charles316: I travel to FUTA to get my PGD certificate only to discover that the school made mistake on my certificate. Silly mistake . They added an alphabet to my surname. To correct the mistake will take a month or 5 weeks. What else can I do?

dude u've got not cause for alarm.....just swear an affidavit dat d mistake was made by your sch, u have applied for the correction to be effected....and dat d certificate is urs pending when d corrected certificate will be handed to u.........hope dis helps.

pickabeau1: abraka... cool town... went there for a short vacay some years back,,,
chilling on the beach.. ethiope nearly carry me sha!

clubbed in eku...

O.k.........Yep pretty cool town......d beach was d side attraction.....d polo club as well.......did sum schooling @ abk though.