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PoliticsRe: Sagay: Magu Will Be EFCC Chairman Whether The Senate Likes It Or Not by Almand: 7:56pm On Dec 16, 2016
Playa0ne:
A DSS report that the president is not privy to but has somehow found its way to the senate? Majority of Nigerians are very dull.
Apparently the likes of you are the lowest standard for dullness. you think Daura will sanction a report about a presidential nominee to another arm of government without the president's knowledgehuh If you believe Buhari is not privy to that report that your mumu-zombiism is of the first class order
PoliticsRe: Wike's Key Collaborators In Leaked Audio Unveiled By Sahara Reporters (Photos) by Almand: 7:25pm On Dec 16, 2016
omolola15:
I'm a programmer and at a point I and my cousin worked on the voice changer app. I know what I'm talking about. And I've seen many cases where voices were changed. And I stated in my post that I've also used voice changer apps before. And you don't even understand the zombie I mentioned in the post and person I quoted.

Forget about all those American movies where voices are doctored or something. This is the real world. I saw a post earlier where Wike claimed they used av voice changer. And I said I have the premium version of that specific voice changer installed on my pc. And if can't give you 100% accuracy.
I am not talking American movies I am talking about what lagbaja did with fela's voice about 16 years ago. Go listen that music before you go on about how voice print can not be generated electronically. Eminem had issue at a time because he tampered with tupac's voice. Unless a forensic analysis of that tap with each syllable singled out, there is no way u can say it is real.
PoliticsRe: Wike's Key Collaborators In Leaked Audio Unveiled By Sahara Reporters (Photos) by Almand: 6:47pm On Dec 16, 2016
omolola15:
I've listened to the audio about 4 times. And I'm sure it's not fake. I'm sure it was not doctored. There's no software that can give you a 100% result when when it comes to voice changing. His accent, breathing and intonation. I've used the av voice changer before. And it can't be as perfect as this.

No one is trying to set Wike up. He's the one in the audio. A mere press statement he released earlier is not enough to deny he's not the one. If he's sure he's not the one. Then he should go ahead and sue them. Then they should get proper forensic expert to work on the audio.

The only reason I don't vote is because I don't believe there can ever be a 100% free and fair election in this country. Both APC and PDP are riggers. Sometimes the best rigger wins.

But what I hate is some youths like the ones I quoted above defending someone you know is wrong just because he's your kinsman or because you hate APC. It won't help our country move forward.

happney65 before you start shouting your mumu zombie chant. I need you to use your brain on this. Please listen to the audio and let me know what you think.
Lagbaja did electronic imprint of fela's voice as far back as year 2000. When people started carrying all kind of rumors, he had to come out to clarify. Get that tape and compare it with the real fela's voice. try tell the deference. Otherwise u will be proving that that will call you mumu zombie right
PoliticsRe: APC In Solidarity Rally For Police In Rivers, Demands Probe Of Leaked Wike Video by Almand: 4:37pm On Dec 16, 2016
Tculest:
It is the blood of me and my family amaechi will use for political kalokalo. Me and my family will die serving ameachi
PoliticsRe: APC In Solidarity Rally For Police In Rivers, Demands Probe Of Leaked Wike Video by Almand: 4:03pm On Dec 16, 2016
Diversionary tactics.
CelebritiesRe: How Greed Caused Problem Between Harrysong And Five Star Music by Almand: 3:54pm On Dec 16, 2016
KINGwax007:
there's no rule in business except, 'be smart' and smartness comes in many ways
Than he is being very stupid. from now his money will be spent on any project he embarks on. No smart business man will use his personal fund his business. Check all the big Time business men. Why do you think Wandi Cole have being quiet and dbang is not churning out single every now and thenhuh
PoliticsRe: Sagay: Magu Will Be EFCC Chairman Whether The Senate Likes It Or Not by Almand: 9:50am On Dec 16, 2016
Stalwert:
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As long as there exist morally compromised individuals like this who hold brief for corruption who insist that stolen moneg should be forgotten and left in the past then is there any wonder why CHANGE BEGINS WITH YOU? Why don't you go ahead and steal in America and shout political victimization and see observe the dirty slap that the judge will hand you.

Sagay God bless you and God punishment be upon the looters who diverted trillions for the smelly reelection bid ofe restore the senses of the many fools who defend these thieves out of their abundance of stewpidity. Amin
You are the one who is morally corrupt. The DSS report which the senate is relying on is done by people out apc i suppose. An old man who all of a sudden start losing his grasp on things is talking trash and yourself posting nonsense in support. The idiot who you used hundreds of millions to cut invasive grass is still seating comfortable yet the anti corrupton adviser will not advice about that.
PoliticsRe: Fayose Storms Zenith Bank To Withdraw Money by Almand: 7:27pm On Dec 15, 2016
Baawaa:
That means you are not responsible,"show me your hero and I will tell you who you are" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
your support for Buhari means you are a dullard. Olodo of the first order
PoliticsRe: Abuja Residents Storm National Assembly With Lamps Over Lack Of Power Supply by Almand: 7:19pm On Dec 15, 2016
ISDKING:
Lolz. I can remember when Buhari was sworn in newly, people were busy snapping their interior part of freezer filled with blocks and b posting on social media, showering praises on Buhari. Today what's happening ?. I have never experienced this type Scam since I was born
Basket mouth !!!!!
PoliticsRe: Man On Motorcycle Supports Buhari After Budget Presentation. PICS by Almand: 3:27pm On Dec 15, 2016
somebody whose brain is in recession is acting out and you are calling people to come and see. op u need slap
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Reacts To Super Falcons' Protest Over Unpaid Allowances by Almand: 6:24am On Dec 15, 2016
ammyluv2002:
He's not making any sense!


Protesting for peanuts? Smh undecided undecided undecided
Read it again maybe you will get his gist.
CelebritiesRe: MC Galaxy Claims He Invested N25million In MMM by Almand: 10:11pm On Dec 14, 2016
See this mumu . U get 2.5 million for account
SportsRe: Super Falcons In 2014 With Goodluck Jonathan (Throwback Photo) by Almand: 7:52pm On Dec 14, 2016
herzern:


PMB is the man!

What is this thread aiminq to preach?

Compare GEJ to PMB?

Very lauqhable and ludicrous!

I'd rather vote a GOAT,I mean a GOAT than vote that chairman of Otuoke looters foundation.

Girls,PMB will pay your allowances in due time.

And most especially, Try to be Patriotic.
You see how plate of rice don format your brain
CareerRe: Fg Increases Salary Of Workers Next Year. by Almand:
The stupid government budgeted six trillion and yet some Federal Agencies have not receive salaries for over four months. Idiotic ngige is talking about salary increase. Jonathan that is very corrupt and sharing money budgeted four trillion yet all MDAs got their salaries. Sango fire Buhari and his supporters
CelebritiesRe: Dj Cuppy Wants To Get Married [PICS] by Almand: 3:37pm On Dec 13, 2016
Zoharariel:
Who will marry this useless ashawo wey her p.unani don turn into lagos-ibadan expressway?

That your useless father is a billionaire doesn't mean everybody will be falling at your feet.

I can't even date any lady from a wealthy family talk more of a marriage, because once I give you instructions - as the head of the house and you don't comply, na back-hand slap straight! And if you complain, na 2 punches to your throat - no time!

You don't come into my house and be forming - my father is a billionaire or even proclaiming gender equality, na wheelbarrow dem go take carry you commot for my doormoth grin
Sorry for ur case. since she out of your league, u can post your frustration online
Music/RadioRe: Kendrick Lamar Or J.cole?: Who Is The Leader Of New School Rap? by Almand: 3:13pm On Dec 13, 2016
Jcole is a better rapper
PoliticsRe: $29.9billion Borrowing: FG To Go Ahead Despite Senate Rejection – Sen Ita Enang by Almand: 8:46pm On Dec 12, 2016
Stalwert:
After your drunken friend had already banktupt it and robbed it of all her money....abeg learn to speak the truth
You probably were absent when God was distributing brain. You sound so brainless
Christianity EtcRe: Mike Bamiloye Thinks Comedy In The Church Is A Bad Idea by Almand: 6:16pm On Dec 12, 2016
admax:
I beg to diagree sir, we would rather prefer them to laugh in Churches than pay thousands of Naira to laugh in some secular shows.

Most comedy in Churches takes place during anniversary or youth programmes morever, God is not a boring God.

Let's not limit the practice of Christianity to our cultural or personal background - Doctrines are man made.
Your Christianity fake pass aba made
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Senator George Sekibo Wins As PDP Thrashes APC by Almand: 6:00pm On Dec 12, 2016
FreeGlobe:
After all the federal power and noise, APC couldn't win up to half of the seats up for grabs.. shame
With all the federal l!! With help from both DSS and the army, this what they can come up with. Give wike all that support and APC with not win a single polling units
SportsRe: Eight Retired Footballers Who Never Received A Single Red Card In Their Career by Almand: 10:05pm On Dec 11, 2016
herzern:
OMG!!


TWO MANCHESTER UNITED PLAYERS.

That is to show how well disciplined we can be tongue tongue
Man and disciplinehuh?? u never see kane and Rooney and some crazy people. Not tobeven talk of cantona
SportsRe: Anthony Femi Joshua Retains IBF World Heavyweight Title by Almand: 7:46pm On Dec 11, 2016
Zedoo:
And Klitschko is even old... Wilder is the man...i really hope the fight happens now...and not get dragged out lyk d sorry as mayweather vs pacquiao.... They really have a chance to take boxing back to its golden days (Ali, Frazier, foreman etc) with top notch competition...and it needs to happen early so rematch go dey more hyped based on revenge for whoever lost....
Old maybe but still good enough to get the job done. Business concern is ruling boxing now and not glory. U will not see the best against the best like those glorious day unless the money is right. Floyd and PAC never wanted to fight each other especially PAC until it was no longer making economic sense for them not to fight.
SportsRe: Anthony Femi Joshua Retains IBF World Heavyweight Title by Almand: 7:05pm On Dec 11, 2016
LastMumu:
Y'all keep talking as if Vladimir Klitschko is infallible, the same Klitschko that _pussy Tyson Fury defeated last year? Abeeegi, Femi will pound whatever is left of his career out of him. angry
If you knew boxing you will not call fury pussy. almost all British HW boxers ducked him including Joshua
SportsRe: Anthony Femi Joshua Retains IBF World Heavyweight Title by Almand: 7:01pm On Dec 11, 2016
A terrible mismatch!! Joshua record is padded. Never fought any good top ten rated boxer. In my book, he is still joke. maybe his fight against Klitschko will finally earn him small respect if he wins.
SportsRe: Anthony Femi Joshua Retains IBF World Heavyweight Title by Almand: 6:59pm On Dec 11, 2016
A terrible mismatch!! Joshua record is padded. Any fought any good top ten rated boxer. In my book, he is still joke. maybe his fight against kilichko will finally end him small respect if he wins.
EducationRe: We'll Withdraw Your Kids From School If You Tarnish Our Image On Social Media-FG by Almand: 6:18pm On Dec 11, 2016
freeze001:
Is that u need to defend this one cos u just can't believe it or u are a defensive robot?
Bubu stupidity and dullness is getting too much even for him
PoliticsRe: Youths Recover Hijacked Electoral Materials From Political Thugs In Rivers. PICS by Almand: 1:10pm On Dec 11, 2016
Mayydayy:
Are we not talking about the same elections recently conducted in Ondo and Edo.why is Rivers always painting INEC black. Why is Rivers always on the negative side of electoral news.
Because ameachi is an idiotic bastard who would rather describe his father's house with left hand rather than honorably accept defeat
EventsRe: Groom Welcomes His Bride To The Dance Floor At Their Wedding by Almand: 2:12pm On Dec 10, 2016
na mumu dey worry d c guy
NYSCRe: Corpers Punished At Abia NYSC Camp (Photos) by Almand:
HungerBAD:
Laughing.

Hilarious seeing grown ups this way.

Almost 40 Educated Graduates, kneeling with their hands in the air, controlled by one Gun-less Soldier. These Corpers kneeling down, are all embarrassment to their educated minds, and to their rights.

Never ever allow any man put you on your knees, no matter what.
As a prospective corp member under going orientation, your platoon commandant/ inspector is your boss for the duration of the camp. They say jump you jump otherwise go home
LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Lashes Out At Donald Trump And Americans In Her Article by Almand:
Chiefpriest1:
Okay, it basically means he's extremely and abnormally unstable (highly temperamental, intolerant , unpredictable in the wrong sense).

Unfortunately, there's a big world of difference between being a businessman and being a president of the world's most powerful nation.

You can fail in business, dust yourself and come back stronger.

But imagine if in anger, a president sends his forces to go destroy an entire nation, even before thinking about the implications. The effect of that is not reversible.

Or he activates America's nuclear armament -attempting to kill a fly with a sledge hammer.

And by the way, maybe he wouldn't have gone bankrupt in the first place, if he actually thought through his decisions. I hope he succeeds though.
With every thing trump has done since winning the election, does he strike you as someone who is unstable and unpredictable in a bad wayhuh Have you read any of his bookshuh That guy is more stable and intelligent much more than some people are willing to give him credit for. Or can you point out one unpredictable action or word he had said to suggest he is any thing close to how he is been describe?? You don't make billions by being unstable or being afraid to speak you mind. If trying to telling the truth without colouration or being politically correct is what you are calling unpredictable in a bad way, than I wish Buhari to be just that. The Muslims should count themselves lucky because they now have the chance to chose side. with Clinton, they would have been played why foolishly believing it is in their interest.
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LiteratureRe: Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie Lashes Out At Donald Trump And Americans In Her Article by Almand: 6:55am On Dec 10, 2016
Chiefpriest1:
Nice one.Still can't wrap my head around a Trump Presidency.

Like Adichie said, the man is pathologically unstable. A man who talks before thinking can only be a destabilising factor.

The next four years will be tough for America and Americans. Some hard truths in this beautiful piece.
She is very wrong about Trump person. U don't get out of bankruptcy time and again by being "pathologically" unstable. whatever that means. Trump is good for Trump. He can be good too for America yet. People should stop being presumptuous and let the man fail first
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RomanceRe: Guys Checking Out A Lady's Backside Inside A Club by Almand: 11:49pm On Dec 09, 2016
Jenny1010:
contact me for your quality vaseline grin
There is not reasonable or sensible able you selling that. You deny you and your fellow girls the pleasure of a real dick. Any rational mind will expect you to discourage Vaseline unless you are a guy posing as a chick

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