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SportsRe: Unsettled Allowances: We Never Knew Falcons Will Win AWCON, Says FG by Almand: 9:34pm On Dec 08, 2016
This guy brain dey leak oil. So you went for a tournament to make up the number.
CelebritiesRe: Reekado Banks Dances With Friends In His Car (Pics, Video) by Almand: 5:44pm On Dec 08, 2016
Artist with don't jazzy hardly fluent their change but this have been trying to tell some people he's got small change
PoliticsRe: Rerun: Amaechi To APC Supporters, “If You Allow Them To Shoot You, You Will Die" by Almand: 5:18pm On Dec 08, 2016
Bari22:
This is the only language wike seems to understand, good advice from the lion of ubima.
He will still be beating. The worst that will happen will be Inec withholdings result.
PoliticsRe: It’s Risky To Talk About Nigeria Now - Jonathan by Almand: 11:04am On Dec 07, 2016
herzern1:
Grow brain small naaa!!! Stupidity no too fit u
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Npower: Any Hope Of Getting December Stipend? by Almand: 10:50am On Dec 07, 2016
Op u need slap. Some Federal workers are yet to get salaries since September you are talking about stipend for npower. No asked this question for where NASENI or NUC staffers dey ooo or u go chop beating
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 3 Unemployed Graduates In One Family Get Federal Jobs Without Godfather by Almand: 10:37am On Dec 07, 2016
Nellybii:
You are disappointed in me?
That is rather rude to express yourself like that.
I won't address you the way am tempted to address you based on how angry I am with you right now. God said we should be grateful for any good thing that comes. I know a lot of people that didn't get the npower job though they applied.
Npower job is going to afford a lot of people an opportunity to see view life from a different perspective. 30k a month for 2 years will touch a lot of lives. The emphasis here is on the fact that these people didn't know anyone. The most surprising is the cadet officer.
I won't insult you because am filled with joy and I won't allow any nuisance or badmouth from any lover of graphic news and pictures to affect our joy.
My family is thanking God right now. It is not mandatory you congratulate us. Thank you for your concern.
He is just pointing out something to you. Nddc did something like n power. the stipend was 45,000. Npower is not a job per say
PoliticsRe: Akinwunmi Adesina: We Were Mocked For 'Cassava Bread’, Now Everyone Eats It by Almand: 9:40am On Dec 07, 2016
tuniski:
And obj is party of apc's 16yrs of growth abi?
Obj conceived it but GEJ promoted it. APC laughed at the concept. I joined in the laughing too because it was at that time that north Korea kid was launching a rocket. I felt it was an under achievement but they tried. at least we have some thing to call our own. if Buhari had any sense at all, he will be looking for the good in GEJ's government.
SportsRe: NFF Can't Pay The Super Falcons Due To The Recession by Almand: 7:05am On Dec 07, 2016
Candycrusher:
The largest economy in Africa cannot pay players yet those bastards in the senate and other arms of government earns over 24million naira monthly for attending senate meeting where most of them end up sleeping. Nigerians have been rippee apart by these muthaforking politifcians
It use to be the largest economy in Africa. Buhari is the worst thing yet to happen to this country with that clown of a sport minister
PoliticsRe: Jonathan In Gbamaturu For Presentation Of Staff Of Office To HRM Oboro-Gbaraun by Almand: 5:16pm On Dec 06, 2016
kenonze:
Mtcheeeeew!! !!!

After deliberately boycotting Aso villa prayer meeting.


This is typical of PDP, jamboree is in their veins
To go to aso villa to hang out with who. An osubanjo that is fast becoming a lair and a disgrace to his professorships?? or to an obasanjo that is the most despicable person in Nigeriahuh Abeg free the man make him enjoy him life
LiteratureRe: Soyinka Apologizes For Criticizing Buhari: "It Was A Miscommunication" by Almand: 5:06pm On Dec 06, 2016
arsenal33:
so who should we believe?

"What do you people gain from passing wrong info? Wole Soyinka has a wife, and they have been married since 1989. Her name is Folake Doherty-Soyinka

Prof is 82+ old age surely setting in"
Soyinka have leaving alone without a wife for a very long time now
LiteratureRe: Soyinka Apologizes For Criticizing Buhari: "It Was A Miscommunication" by Almand: 4:09pm On Dec 06, 2016
arsenal33:
Your info is incomplete...Prof is 82+...and his wife is....
His divorced
LiteratureRe: Soyinka Apologizes For Criticizing Buhari: "It Was A Miscommunication" by Almand: 4:08pm On Dec 06, 2016
something is definitely wrong with this proff brain
PoliticsRe: "I'm Not Leaving APC" Tinubu Assures Nigerians by Almand: 2:20pm On Dec 06, 2016
sarrki:
The only sin he committed is sending
Back your hero back to where he belongs
No! His sin is allowing a Fulani's herdsman to outplay him in politics
PoliticsRe: Rivers Re-run: Police To Withdraw Politicians’ Orderlies by Almand: 11:24am On Dec 06, 2016
Wike can not have police but Ameachi and Peter side can come with DSS to do their bidding
PoliticsRe: Ground Vehicle Acquired By The Nigerian Army From The UK by Almand: 11:01am On Dec 06, 2016
Part of the stock Jonathan paid for.
CelebritiesRe: 2face Idibia Storms Stage With Nurses (Photos, Video) by Almand: 7:22am On Dec 06, 2016
dhardline:
Dr Dre did something similar in one of his videos.
I need a doctor video. Dr dre was trying to promote HP with that video.
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Always Wants Sex by Almand: 7:17am On Dec 06, 2016
iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Lord Jesus, five rounds? Anty, you sef you can endure ooo.

What do u want to hear again? That your bf is dating u for sex is what you don't know.

Sister end the relationship or you can keep enduring because you "Love" him.[/color]
Actually that was a lie. No man can go five round at a go even the aid of sex boosters. After two rounds, the man will not be able to come.
LiteratureRe: Soyinka Threatens To Exit Nigeria by Almand:
Sir, you were the one who came into the public space and started the talk about green card tearing and leaving USA. When the public decided to hold you accountable to your words, you want them to mind their business. Oga Abeg, na u get slavish mentality and na u be slowpoke for dis matter.
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CrimeRe: Thief With Juju Beaten To A Pulp In Onitsha And Burnt Alive (Graphic Pics) by Almand:
This is to all thieves out there who refused to work but prey on defenseless citizens. May any minister who try to deny that there is hunger be rewarded with this treatment. May shango visit shehu garba with this if he ever tries to blame anybody but Buhari for the challenges Nigerians are facing
CrimeRe: Thief With Juju Beaten To A Pulp In Onitsha And Burnt Alive (Graphic Pics) by Almand: 11:39am On Dec 05, 2016
This to all thieves out there who refused to work but prey on defenceless citizens. May any minster who try to deny that there is hunger is not face this treatment
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Makes ‘last Minute’ Cancellation Of Aso Rock Trip by Almand: 10:19am On Dec 05, 2016
Keneking:
Cancelled for security reasons Cancelled because his time is up "When fowl mess' ground go dey pursue am" Cancelled as he needs to attend confession
Dem don dey sell brain. Find some buy because u no get at all
PoliticsRe: Senators Ask Saraki To Release DSS Report On Magu by Almand:
SillyMods:
Saraki and his fellow cabals are using Magu's confirmation as a bargaining power to escape EFCC's probe.

Why not do the right thing for the good of the country?

If Magu has genuine cases against him which are enough to prevent him being the EFCC boss, reveal same and reject his nomination.

And if he has no issues to prevent him from having the post, confirm him.
everyone that had ever held a post in government of this country have a dirty did. Whether a case is looked at depends on who is calling the shot
Christianity EtcRe: My ATM Card's Security Code Is 666 by Almand: 6:52pm On Dec 04, 2016
Seun:
The writer of Revelation apparently believed that Emperor Nero of Rome was the antichrist. The number 666 was referring to him:
http://penelope.uchicago.edu/~grout/encyclopaedia_romana/gladiators/nero.html Emperor Nero persecuted Christians in the most barbaric way you could imagine. Feeding them to lions and other animals, crucifying them, burning them, and all sorts of nasty wicked stuff, but he died long before anyone alive today was born, so Christians don't need to be afraid of him or his stupid number anymore.
Why I am not ascribing anything to the numbers on the op's card, everything you posted is look of rubbish and stupid conjunction.
Christianity EtcRe: “Kingdom Of Heaven On Earth" Lagos Church Members Believe The Pastor Is Jesus by Almand: 6:30pm On Dec 04, 2016
Khd95:
Christianity is just a forum that houses so many occultic grouphuh


Quote me nd orunmila featuring amadi oha nd sango will thrash u
Something dey do you for brain
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Christ's Tomb Opened For First Time In 500 Years - See What Is Inside by Almand: 6:15pm On Dec 04, 2016
lavenderjade:
i thought they said Jesus Christ died 2000 years ago..

how come the tomb is now open after 500 years...
It was open for the first time in 500 years. that is, the last time it was opened was 500 years ago. Comprehendee
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello Is Don Jazzy's Worst Investment - Fan To Don Jazzy, He Replies by Almand: 5:24pm On Dec 04, 2016
iamsea:
Korede bello has raked in over 100 milli... That Godwin song must have fetched him a lot o....
Bello will only get about a third of that.
PoliticsRe: Ronnie Dankabo And Halima Sheriff's Pre-wedding Photos by Almand: 7:39am On Dec 04, 2016
God is wonderful!!! Something as cute as this babe can come out of sherrifhuh
CrimeRe: Teacher Boils A Boys Hands In Kura For Refusing To Run Errand. Graphic Pics by Almand: 7:13pm On Dec 03, 2016
Weedcrusher:
Awolowo didn't starve anyone to death, Ojukwu left them when it matters most
Awolowo actually did starve 2 million kids to dead.
PoliticsRe: Adebayo Ogunlesi: 7 Things You Should Know About Nigerian Appointed By Trump by Almand:
Trump,not sworn in yet but has his team ready. Getting those he believe will help him "make America great again". It took buhari over six months to select ameachi, fashola, a dalung that thinks athletes don't need training, an Audu that things Nigerians should stop eating rich and Onu who thinks producing pencil is an achievement. Someone still wants me to believe that buhari means well for this country and he is not a dullard
CelebritiesRe: Mavin Welcome Party For Iyanya By Don Jazzy (Video, Pics) by Almand: 2:37pm On Dec 03, 2016
hungryboy:
no be only step down na Upstair
For your information,
Even Rihanna were her net worth pass Don Jazzy's and the whole Mavin crew combined dey under Jay Z's record label (Def Jam),
To dey under record label no mean say you be pesin boy,
Na mutually beneficial relationship e be.
Even Eminem is still under aftermath
PoliticsRe: We’ve Paid Some Fulani To Stop Killings In Southern Kaduna – El-rufai by Almand: 1:03pm On Dec 03, 2016
One idiot will come and question while militant are being paid huh?
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy And Tiwa Savage At The Experience 2016 (Video, Pics) by Almand: 12:57pm On Dec 03, 2016
ObioratheBully:
cheesy
I don't type with my fingers.
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