₦airaland Forum

Leemzyy:
E go reach midnight

K. Fingers and toes crossed.

Leemzyy:
Yeah a friend and u re a boy so join them,lolzz just kidding

Kidding about what? U being the 38 year old lady or calling me a boy?

Leemzyy:
Almunjid has done it again ooo

Lol. From Romance to Crime? Where u dey carry me go like this? U sure this friendship go reach evening?

Leemzyy:
Good boy

We're in Muslim thread. We're taught about patience. I'll exercise patience instead of... for calling me a boy. U dey find my trouble. But u no go see am. E dey out of reach.

Leemzyy:
Lolz i don find boyfriend 4 here be dat oo

Lol, Na u be the 38 years old lady?
Btw, the word boyfriend sounds very kiddish to me. I'd prefer to be a friend not boyfriend.

Leemzyy:
Lallai kam,miyasa kace wai ni ba bahausiya ba?mallam ni complete bahausiyace

K. Masha Allah.

Just by receiving 20k monthly and some people don dey sing Tinubu praises Ooo.

Leemzyy:
Almunjid don see wife b dat

Lolz, It seems you started the day with me on your mind, and I must say, I'm flattered! I have to commend your creativity in finding a subtle way to draw me into the "romance" realm of Nairaland. How could I resist such an intriguing invitation?
By the way, 50 million just to marry her? Na lie jare.

Leemzyy:
Lolss u are funny,well 4 d hausa,kadan yi kokari

Lol, I've passed my message. You're not Hausa, u used Ai to translate English to Hausa. May Allah forgive u.

Leemzyy:
Am hausa by tribe and yaaya means senior bro

What makes u think that I'm Ur senior. Anyways, tunda ke bahaushiya ce, bara nayi maki gwari gwari ta yadda zaki gane. Abinda nake nufi anan shine, nafi so ke ki koyar dashi yadda ake tsarki da al-wallah. Hakan zata iya aifar maku da da mai ido, ar ku shaku da juna. Who knows what will happen next? Kin gane ai? Ba haramun bane
Ya kika gan Hausa ta, nayi kokari ko?

Salaam!

Leemzyy:
Sorry yaaya translate it to my local language

What is Yaaya? And what tribe are you?

Leemzyy:
What do u mean by "the one"?

Lol, Check ur dictionary. If u still did not understand, I can help u to translate it into ur local language. I believe u will understand, try and see.

Leemzyy:
Lolz oya go teach him all the purifications in islam

lolz, I hand him over to u. U should teach him instead. Who knows, he may be "The One".

Leemzyy:
Lols mashallah we just got a new muslim here

Yes Ooo. The idea of proclaiming the Shahadah before participating in discussions in Muslim Threads is a very good one. It's a bit useful in repelling unscrupulous thread derailers.

geoworldedu:
I have been taking this oath since 2013 Abeg give me my age and may let me go and kirun o

Wow, you've been a Muslim for long Ooo. A Muslim by oath. Try and be praying.

emmanuel596:
I'm not a Muslim and the oath I took is nonsense but I like that you used the word ruler because we don't have leaders in Nigeria and Africa as a whole

Who told u the oath u took was nonsense? U better come and collect Ur kettle and prayer mat and start praying Ooo. U don't take oath for fun. You're now a Muslim. Congratulations on Ur new faith

flyinnizam:
I am neither from the east nor the west but Tinubu is a bigger thief, fake certificate, fake age, illegal drug money to rig election and buy judiciary. someone that lost his own state. what does that tell u? imagine u are not welcome in ur own home to show u are a terrible person. Tinubu will never succeed. a baboon can never ride a car even though it looks like human

Lol, In Nigeria, it seems that free and fair elections are nothing more than an illusion. The reality is that the winner is determined not by the will of the people, but by the candidate who can rig the election most effectively. This is a systemic issue ingrained in our political landscape. Unfortunately, the leaders have already established a cycle of power, rendering our votes insignificant. As Tinubu stated: "Emi lokan", it's a matter of whose turn it is, rather than a genuine democratic process. Obi's departure from PDP has distanced him from the circle of leaders, making his candidacy unlikely. It appears that unless one aligns his or herself with either the APC or PDP, his or her chances of becoming president are slim. Buhari serves as a prime example: despite his popularity with the masses, he didn't secure the presidency until he joined the ruling elite. The so-called "structure" that Obi supposedly lacks is actually the support and allegiance of these kingmakers. Given this context, people like us feel discouraged from participating in the electoral process, as the outcome seems pre-determined.


Shalom!

flyinnizam:
who is Peter Obi? and why are u pained? are u a drug baron also or u are a ronu

I'm not part of any of the major ethnic groups in Nigeria. I'm not upset about this; I just want you to know that none of the candidates (Tinubu, Atiku, and Obi) is the solution to our problems.
Nigeria wouldn't have been better off even if we had voted for Atiku or Obi instead. We shouldn't insult each other because of our choices. After all, your preferred candidate isn't better than mine. They're all the same. If my candidate is in power, I'll remain silent about the hardship, but I'll speak up when it's your candidate's turn, and vice versa. That's all we've been doing for ages.


Peace!

This nonsense show no go allow us concentrate with wetin dey worry us. This show is a distraction. Federal government fit dey secretly sponsor this immoral show of national distraction.

flyinnizam:
all I can say is...

but u believe that Pāndora Obi can fix Nigeria in 30 days. Jokers

Smithkafors:
With no single tangible development. Bad roads littered everywhere. Building one flyover for years. Glorified city with billions. You see people contributing money to build their street roads. Major roads are filled with pot holes and dirt. Traffics everywhere with no improvement.

You hail government who is clearly underperforming. Name one single major infrastructural project in Lagos?. People needs to start asking questions.

Are you aware that the 100million dollars dangote paid runs into billions of Naira?. More than somany state allocations. There are also somany money like that being transacted on daily basis.

Tribalism is a disease!.

Ur erosion ravaged region (Sad-East) would need this criticism better than Lagos. Tell me, which state in Ur region is close to Lagos in terms of development? Why be say all Igbos dey run go Lagos to do their businesses? That's because they see Lagos as a greener pasture.

...All the loans they collect, including World Bank loans, etc, are you aware that the same World Bank staff in Nigeria takes back 40 per cent and calls it consultation fees?

Part time what? Always dishing out absurdities. No need for that, just reduce Ur allowances.

tanigororo:
Bringing back industrialisation back to Africa,
Atiku should do another massive project, Peter Obi should do his own too. We will be good

Lol, Pāndora Obi go build the largest brewery in the world, while Atiku go build the largest Ruga settlement or Ranch in the world.

Lawalemi:
Why is the camera far away? Just asking

Because she's more beautiful from afar.

Na poverty cause am. If u get more than enough money to sponsor Ur children, u go go disgrace urself like this in the name of dancing competition for school fees waiver?

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SporaD8:
kuli kuli?
Na Aboki'na dey sell kuli kuli for my side o!
I doubt they'd even know what I'm talking about.

Dem dey call am Moni Moni. Market women know am wella.

U mean how much dem go owe the winner?

The Igbo people should "endure" the Nigeria that they helped build. If they had allowed us to maintain our "regional government", instead of transitioning to this present usēless system of government, we would have been in a better position today.

Yet they're talking about Gender equality in the House of Assembly. Unknown to them that every political appointment brings out the Diezani in our Women.

SmartPolician:
Oga, shove your sermon down your throat.

These people need to understand that political decisions have weighty consequences.

We no go still vote for Pāndora Obi for 2027. Instead wey Pāndora Obi go win, e better make Aso Rock dey empty.