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CrimeRe: Couple Drugged, Raped Friend’s Wife, Share On Social Media Over N1.2m Debt (pic) by Alohamora(f): 7:53pm On May 17, 2017
NwaObinkita:
angry
CYRIACUS IZUEKWE

God bless you.
You are the reporter who brings the most interesting stories to Nairaland,

But Cyriacus,

Where can we find the sextapehuh

I need to watch and see if the woman moaned. If she moaned then the accused should be acquitted ASAP.

Trust me, nothing better than watching another man's wife moan. Haven't I spoken your mind all you Vaseline crew.

RomanceRe: Help! My boyfriend won't take me back. by Alohamora(f): 3:42pm On May 05, 2017
HerPov:
I really really really really really really need advice cry cry cry
I can relate with your bf. It's really frustrating to be put in that kind of position. It's immature to use the fact that you're on your period. If you know you can't help being angry just avoid seeing him on those days.

Just give him time he'd come around.
RomanceRe: Somebody HELP I Think My Fiancee Is Planning Something Dangerous Against Me!!!!! by Alohamora(f): 11:33am On Apr 22, 2017
manny4u:
Lolzz!!!! but i think i need it more than she does, man no dey young again.
Your story is quite funny.
Look at it from this angle, she knows she nags alot which you don't like and since you'll be getting married soon she doesn't want you to have doubts about her that's why she's changing her behaviour.

This shows she cares about you
FamilyRe: 17.2% Of My Monthly Salary Goes To My Wife & Yet... by Alohamora(f): 6:23pm On Mar 24, 2017
skypeme:
Dear reasonable people on Nairaland, please I need your advise

My wife whom I love so much and also loves me too is entitled to 17.2% of my monthly income, my salary is 175kpm and she take 17.2% of this amount, yet she feels very uncomfortable with it

I pay the bills, buy food stuff every month and take care of our little baby girl

My baby girl does not take any local food, she takes only fresogold, tea and pap, the cost of fresogold is very high and she can consume 4tins in a month

My wife isn't not working yet she is still schooling and I pay all her fees,

I've never complaint of my duty as the head of the family yet she still feels unsatisfied with the 17.2% I give to her

Her primary duty in the house is to take care of our baby and prepare my dinner every week days and both break fast and dinner during the weekend

Recently I told her to take our baby to the hospital for treatment, our total bill was 11,500 naira but my wife suprisinly told me that the hospital bill is 22,700 naira which I immediately wired to her account

So I called the hospital to make inquiries about the exorbitant bill then I got to know that my wife inflated the hospital bill to 22,700 naira

I confronted her and she spoke to me very rudly I was not happy about this, I kept quite and didn't say anything about it again

I am thinking I should penalize her for her rude behaviour and the dishonesty she has melted on me

Will it be advisable not to pay her her monthly salary for two months ?

Will this correct her brain to default and what would possibly be the implication of doing this ?

She has not apologised and she has not seen anything wrong so far in what she has done
Mr man. So what do you want us to do for you? Teach you how to run your family?

I believe you guys must have been together a years now and you should be able to communicate with her. So you want Nairaland to teach you to handle your wife? No wonder she treats you anyhow. You can't even act like a real man. Big baby!
RomanceRe: In Love With Two Girls But Wants One. Advice Needed. by Alohamora(f): 7:56am On Mar 24, 2017
Daniyemi:
I and my exgirlfriend parted ways about 3 months ago precisely on new year day.
Shortly after our breakup, I met a couple of girls. I had flings with quiet a few of them but I wasn't comfortable because at my age, I am not suppose to be having flings but a committed relationship.

The problem is I currently have two girls I am in love with. They could easily pass off as models. Beautiful ladies with good hearts. I had to pretend I was flat broke to know if they were coming because I am rich(not very rich though but I am super comfortable for a 20 something yrs old guy. I own a law firm and a school which is setting off soon) One of the ladies is in Abuja she studies there and the other with me here in Kano she is also a student. As a lawyer, I know it is improper to date two girls at the same time cos if one should find out I may end up loosing both.


My problem is I tend to love the one in Abuja more, she is 20 and I took her virginity I was amazed to find out she was a virgin. But the downside is the distance. Distance was one of the factors that led to I and my ex parting ways. We lost the trust we had for each other(there are other reasons though.).
She comes to the North to see me. She was here last month. But I am already feeling since she is no longer a virgin she will want to explore especially giving the fact that she is beautiful.
I don't know if I should use the distance to leave her alone as I do not want a repeat of what happened between me and my ex.

The second one with me here in the North she is 23, very beautiful has a good heart, jovial, polite my friends like her. she is a good cook as well.

When I was asking the girl in Abuja out, she was playing hard to get and I asking the second one out too just incase the first girl failed to date me. They both eventually agreed to date me even when I feigned I was a broke nigga.

Pls house I really do not want to double date. As I can only marry one wife. (I date to marry like I did with my ex). I can't Introduce two girls to my People. What do I do to remedy the situation? insults are welcomed.

Modified* I was well aware that no viable solution will come from nairalanders. As usual they didn't disappoint.
I wonder if it was my own doing to have had the girls say yes to me almost at the same time.
I will resort to prayers.
Dude just do away with both of them and focus on your self. And while you're doing that you can help in solving some of the problems we are facing in this country. Just kidding

Back to your post.
You're already having doubts about the disvrigined one.
First you claimed you're not to good at the LDR thing. Then you said she might be wayward afterwards. A girl that would be wayward would be wayward regardless of if she just got disvirgined yesterday.

I'm guessing you "love" both of them because they both have something to offer that the other doesn't have.

Personally I don't see why a grown ass man would be seeking for help on such crucial. If you can't decide for yourself now then when will you? It's like saying "Nairaland I can't think please come think for me".

Dude at the end of the day,it's what you want that matters. We can't decide on what would make you happy.
FamilyRe: Things I Am Seeing In Guest House, Women are not to be trusted by Alohamora(f): 11:20pm On Mar 15, 2017
fineboynl:
shut up there. even if they are widow's should they be doing it in guest houses? that's where bad things happens. and you hear about married men and women dying in hotel rooms
Your dumbness is so irritating. With all the problems in the world this is what you are concerned about. Dude get a life
BusinessRe: Ibukun Awosika Visits Governor Amosun (Photos) by Alohamora(f): 11:22am On Mar 01, 2017
mccoy47:
I heard she is d biggest furniture dealer in Nigeria also.
Remember her well in the programme "Lion's den"
Dragon's den
EducationRe: How True Is This About Mathematics Teachers? Very Funny by Alohamora(f): 9:01pm On Feb 27, 2017
JosWatchDog:
lalasticlala
mynd44 make una and other Niaralanders follow me laugh grin grin grin
Dumb ass niggas everywhere. Can't even apply common sense. Even the dumb ass op liked the post.
Most people are some dumb they can't even apply sense.

Let me enlighten you a bit.
Real life application maths in our day to day activities

1. You bought rice 50N, meat 50N gave mama risi 200N. How much change would you collect? Let X be the change. Then 50+50+X =200 this implies X= 100. Thus your change is 100N

2. Suppose you go to an atm post and there are 3 queues. Queue 1 has 7 people waiting in line, Queue 2 has 5, Queue 3 has 10. All things be equal and it takes an average of 1 min for a person to be done. Then you know you'll spend 7 means in Queue 1 , 5 in 2 and 10 in 3. What do you do? you go to Queue where you'll spend less time. You've minimised your time already.

The list goes on and on. We all apply maths in one way or the other without even realising it. Unless you are a real dumb ass
LiteratureRe: Why Do People Dislike Reading Science Fiction? by Alohamora(f): 6:14pm On Feb 26, 2017
SirWere:
I'm serious grin
Okay. Let's get married cool
LiteratureRe: Why Do People Dislike Reading Science Fiction? by Alohamora(f): 3:58pm On Feb 26, 2017
SirWere:
Marry me grin
Lol...
shocked
LiteratureRe: Why Do People Dislike Reading Science Fiction? by Alohamora(f): 1:27pm On Feb 26, 2017
SirWere:
A lot of girls actually.


Most prefer reading about romance or whatnot.
At least you used 'most'. Personally I find books on romance boring and uneducative.
LiteratureRe: Why Do People Dislike Reading Science Fiction? by Alohamora(f): 9:22am On Feb 26, 2017
SirWere:
I noticed this trend first on NL, then now on other numerous Whatsapp groups and online bookclubs.

Normally, I shrug this off. The average Nigerian doesn't give a damn about stories and prefer watching crappy love stories or reading celebrity nonsense and what not.


However, whenever I have the extraordinary luck to connect or view stories by true fans of literature; I notice most of them shy away from Sci-Fi.
Indeed a very rare minority show intrest in sci-fi or write stories about it (Nairaland as a case study).

Why?? What could be the cause of thishuh



On a related note, I'm yet to see a female fan of Sci-fi on NL or anywhere else.

Do chicks hate Sci-fi or whahuh


Cc Teempakguy, blackjewelry, Preboy, Apollux, et-al...
Wtf! How many girls have you seen/been with for you to conclude such? angry
FamilyRe: Pls Help, My Mum Is Suffering From Megalomania And Am Begining To Hate Her. by Alohamora(f): 2:06pm On Feb 20, 2017
Annamma:
Hi fellow humans, my beloved mother is unknowingly forcing me to hate her. She has suddenly become megalomaniac.

She always want to have the final say in every issue not minding the feelings of others. She doesnt waste time to switch her allegiance and love to any of her children that has it big at the very moment..

She is in her 60s but always believe she knows the current things more than us. Immagine the torchlight Nokia phone we bought for her she cant even operate it well, but now telling us that we dont love her because we didnt buy android touchscreen phone for her to be browsing.
What is she going to browse? when she cant even communicate with english fluently.

You will teach her one thing for many months and even spend years doing serial correction for her, yet she wont get it right.

She is also very ungrateful... She lacks nothing as we timely assist her with upkeep allowances. My Dad still provide for all her daily needs too.

Nairalanders i cant even say much, infact i thought of committing suicide yesterday because of her unbearing attitude...

This megalomania is destroying the love i once had for her.
Pls what do i do as i have tried talking to her about this severally, only for the peaceful talks to snowball into a fiercing quarrell ofwhich it echo reaches the next day.

Pls what should i do?
This most likely sums up how your mom felt when she first had you..
Don't be such a deek,I know it can be frustrating at times but you just need to be patient with her. After all she was patient with you when you were niave till you became a know -it- all that can teach her things.

It should be noted that my reply is based on the assumption that you and your mother must have had a good relationship sometime.
FamilyRe: When You Live Far Away From your Spouse And She Watches Porn.. by Alohamora(f): 9:10pm On Feb 13, 2017
Libragem:
If you live abroad, far away from your spouse and she now confesses to you she watches porn(even at midnight), what does that indicate?
Is it not absurd and an abomination for a married lady to be looking at other guys dick and watching how he is using it on other ladies all in the name of porn?
When she becomes aroused as a result of such videos, is there no possibility she now have to satisfy herself using all/any form of sexual gadgets?
Infact is there no possibility she now has one or more standby boyfriends outside for sexual pleasures ?
Can such a lady still be trusted?
I am so curious because this is the state I am now. I am so so angry and disappointed right now, and my love for her just went flat as a result of that. I am in a state of dilemma, I need advice.
First of all your love didn't just go flat you are just to angry right now.. What you need to do is take a chill pill don't do anything you'll end up regretting.
From my point of view, I don't think it's wrong. Don't forget she's human and she'd need to release some tension... Just communicate with her tell her how you feel about it without causing an argument.

See don't let anybody deceive you, it's a big deal for a girl to admit that she watches porn so give her for credit for at least telling you and not doing with a real person. It's just porn once she's done, that's all.
RomanceRe: I Want To Help My Boyfriend But Scared It Might Be Termed As Being Desperate by Alohamora(f): 11:20pm On Feb 12, 2017
esthertk:
I need the candid advise of the matured minds here. My boyfriend and I have been dating for 8 months when our relationship was 3 months I was able to get a German visa and moved to Germany .

He lost his job 2 months ago, and we have been discussing on how he can get back on his feet, lots of interviews and no call back and with this harsh economy we consider it best he starts a business which he doesn't even have the capital.

I really wish I can support him but so scared it might be termed as using money to buy love and this might just make him stick to me for the wrong reasons or even later dump me... I am so confused huh huh huh
See babe, your boyfriend is too proud to ask you.. He's a man he doesn't want you to see his helplessness. In his mind he should be the provider and not the other way round ... But if you really wanna help him, you can try the trick I use. Tell him you wanna loan him the money till he can pay, then forget about it. Keep in mind that any new attitude you develop might be see as an act of pride.
EducationRe: Hardest And Tough Courses To Study In A University by Alohamora(f): 3:09pm On Jan 31, 2017
Speaking as a mathematical science student, if you think it's hard then you must be a dullard who is afraid of challenges.
RomanceRe: Should I Breakup With Her? by Alohamora(f): 4:04pm On Jan 20, 2017
rawpadgin:
hi romancelander

am in a state of dilemma right now, been dating my girl for almost 18 months now & all has been rosy till few months ago


she started restricting me from touching her fone(same fone i bought 4 her)

she said we should stop making love(we made love for life 5 months now)

few days ago i was in Benin, she called me that she will be spending the night @ her friend's place that her friends baby is sick

I categorically told her not to only for me to return the next day to find out she actually slept there

what pissed me off the most was that i called her the same night she slept @ her friends place she refused to pick her calls

now she's about going back to school

don't know if i should break up with her right now or i should start backing out little by little

but one thing is certain, our breakup is imminent & inevitable

please ignore the blunders, i am so pissed right now
Story story...
You've been dating for 18 months and you expect everything to be the same way...
So your gf misbehave and the next thing is to break up..
Unless you start acting like a man you're not fit to be in a relationship.

You can't even communicate and express yourself to her.. it's nairaland that would teach you how to run your personal life
RomanceRe: To All The Ladies Out There by Alohamora(f): 7:28am On Jan 16, 2017
OP I find this ironical....

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