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Travel / Rescue Place In Each State Of Nigeria For Travelers.... by alowobaba(m): 7:28pm On Jun 14, 2019
If you ever get lost in Lagos, just find your way to Oshodi, Berger, Ojota, Iddo or Jibowu, from these places, you can even get a bus going to Jerusalem.

In Ibadan find a bus to Iwo Road. From there, choose anywhere you are going on earth.

In Kaduna, just ask of Central Market (Kazuwa/Kasuwa - depending on your tongue), from there, you can take a bus to Jamaica.

In Abuja, find your way to Berger Roundabout, from there, ask for anywhere on earth. You will get a bus going there.

In Onitsha, just go to Upper Iweka (pronounced as Oppy Iweka). You can even get a bus directly to Singapore.

In Calabar, simply find your way to Etim Edem Park, you can get to Iceland in seconds from there!

In Enugu, find your way to Holy Ghost Old Park. From there, even angels can take you to your destiny.

In Kano, find your way to New Road or Sabongari. You can take direct bus to Iraq from there.

In Port Harcourt, just find your way to Rumuola, Garrison, Mile 1, Lagos, Rumuokoro Roundabout or Waterlines. Even where planes cannot reach, you will get buses that go there from those places mentioned.

In Ilorin, find your way to Post Office or Taiwo Road. You can from these places enter Malaysia

In Benin, find your way to Ringroad, New Benin, Iyaro or Oluku junction, you can get a bus that is heading to Italy directly.

In Yenagoa, just go to Tombia Roundabout, believe me the rest will be history.

In Lokoja, just find your way to Ganaja Junction, if you cannot find a bus going to where you are going in Ganaja Junction, then you are going nowhere.

In Uyo, take a taxi to Plaza, leave the rest of where you are going to the drivers.

In Jos, go to Terminus. From there, you can even get a bus to your destiny.

In Warri, find a bus to Effurun Roundabout or Enerhen Junction. From there you will smile to anywhere you are going to.

In Agbor, find your way to Uromi Junction. The buses there can even take you to China without Visa.

In Owerri, just go to Control. They can even control you to ur destiny. �

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Crime / Re: How Were You Scammed? by alowobaba(m): 2:51pm On May 22, 2019
MJBOLT:
i have never and can never be scammed
There is no one they cant scam... they will use what u like most to scam u... if u like woman too much they can scam you with woman, if its business u like they can as well scam u with ur business overzealous way... most importantly if u are greedy u are still part of there list... so one needs to b careful everytime..[quote][/quote]

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Kate Middleton & Prince William's Son (Pictures) by alowobaba(m): 10:44pm On Jul 23, 2013
All eyes on one "Royal" baby being born "LIVE
coverage"
Thousands of babies dying in Syria and all over d
world "No coverage".
May God protect ALL children and bring them up
Aameen.
bi ase bi ERU ko la bi OMO hmmmm....

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Politics / Re: Police Arraign Innocent Man For Murder by alowobaba(m): 10:44am On Jul 05, 2013
seven candles as work on d police officer ..
hit like if u understand what I mean..

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Fasting in Ramadan: The 4th Pillar Of Islam by alowobaba(m): 12:36pm On Jun 20, 2013
fasting n reading quran in dat month put one before ALLAH, a moment under ALLAH 's light is better than a thousand year of mundane life. use dis Ramadan period wisely ..
Family / Re: Divorce - Why Cant Women Say "I M Sorry"? by alowobaba(m): 6:52pm On Apr 25, 2013
A real relationship must have simple fights,
trust, faith, tears, and genuine laughter.
Jealous, Communication, patience, weird/
stupid unnecessary arguments; no hiding
secrets, true love and most importantly there
must be forgiveness on both sides.
No one is perfect on earth, we all make
mistakes in our relationships but the best
solution is to accept your mistakes and say
SORRY to your loved one. It’s a small word
but it means a lot. Many of us find it so hard
to say it out yet it costs nothing, but it only
eases the tension between lovers. Say it from
deep inside your heart. Don’t fake it please
but just mean it always. And if he/she is the
one in wrong never get tired of forgiving
him/her depending on what they have done.
If you get to think of moving on because
you’re pissed, my dear think of where you’re
going, the time you will take to find & fit in a
new relationship, The imperfectness you will
find with that new lover might be
incomparable to the one you dumped, then
you will start regretting and wishing you
never dumped her/him.
Think about it my dear friends having it in
minds that WE HAVE GOT NO ANGELS ON
EARTH. We’re the ones to transform our
Boyfriends/Girlfriends to be like angels
So be proud of the one you have got and
fight all the challenges that are trying to tear
you apart. Right now you may be seeing your
guy/girl as a fake person but some dude/girl
is somewhere seeing him as a handsome
king/beautiful queen.
They’re wishing and praying you fall apart for
them to replace you.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Reasons For The Forbidance Of Celebrating The Prophet Birthday By Shaykh Salih F by alowobaba(m): 11:33am On Jan 24, 2013
Nothing, not Quran nor Hadith informs us
that Prophet Muhammed (SAW) celebrated
his birthday on this day(12 Rabiul Awwal)
when he was alive and so also the right
guarded Khalifas did not celebrate it for him
when he was no more. So beware of
innovation as every innovation is misguided
and every misguided is hell fire. Offer many
salawats to the noble Prophet but not on the
premise that today is his birthday.
Romance / Re: Can There Be Love Without Money? by alowobaba(m): 12:12am On Oct 13, 2012
The race to marry a BIG BOY is what's now in
vogue. Most ladies nowadays can't function if
there is no cash involved. The urge for
material things has changed the STORY OF
LOVE. Why make money your only priority
when choosing your spouse...? There's more
to marriage than money alone.
A man with a good heart is better than a rich
man with the heart of α beast. Most women
say they want security in life so they won’t
date the poor. If he's not rich today doesn't
mean he will be poor for life. The happiness
and security of your life is your
responsibility.
Those who choose never to endure at all may
have to suffer for long. Getting married to
the rich doesn't guarantee happiness in life.
HAPPINESS IS PRICELESS. Perhaps those who
say they will rather cry inside a BMW X6 than
laughing on a bicycle have never experienced
pain in their life. Some relationship mistakes
can cause life regret Many young women
have blindly turned themselves to TEST DRIVE
VEHICLE for the love of material things.What
qualified you as great woman is not in
designer shoes and bags. It’s in your good
heart, good characters and real personality.
When a real man finds a wife in you he will
never let you go.
It’s funny how material women blame men
for breaking their heart. A man who wins
your love with cash may not stay for long.
Real men don't settle down with fake women.
THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN FIND A FAKE
WOMAN IS TEMPORARILY IN THE HEART OF A
FOOLISH MAN, BUT WHEN THE FOOLISH
BECOMES WISE, THE WISE PERSON IS IN
SERIOUS PROBLEMS.
Looking for a real man when you are fake is
like looking for a LIVE FISH IN THE DESERT.
Life is not α joke............ You can earn the
wealth now and remain sad in years to
come......... THE CHOICE IS YOURS!
The basis of any relationship still remains
LOVE, TRUST, GOOD COMMUNICATION and
CO COMMITMENT NOTE: money is very good
and necessary... But there should be a limit.
PEACE!

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Family / Re: What Do You Like About Your Father. by alowobaba(m): 3:36pm On Aug 13, 2012
I cant stop thinking about u.i thought abt u yesterday and
days b4 that too.i think of u in silence, all i ve is memories
and a picture. I have u in my heart. I have loss someone so
dear to me... janatu frydaus is what am praying for u dad..
NYSC / Re: Nigeria Christian Corpers Fellowship (NCCF) Members by alowobaba(m): 8:26pm On Jun 22, 2012
am a gud Muslim practicing one indeed, I must confess doing my service year, nccf kanke zone! really make my stay a memorable one,am examinted frm CDs everyweek due to where I live,bt because of nccf song's,fake religous copper friends, n once in a while coming out of d bush where I server I dear NT miss nccf programs Wednesday n Sunday ... am so in love wit it for d whole 1yr I stay,as a Muslim I was given an award on d day of handling over (I still cherished d bo
ok till nw)... do u love dis family? I love dis family of God, dey ve taken into dere hand n am so gland to b part of d family God ...

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Travel / His Wife Dropd Him @ D Abuja Airport 2board D Dana Plane by alowobaba(m): 11:03am On Jun 09, 2012
His wife dropd him @ d abuja airport 2board d Dana plane
goin 2Lagos
He Pingd his wife afta few mins dt he has boarded&den
switch off his fone
He turn bak&went 2pass d nyt @ his mistres' place.
D wife heard d news of Dana crash n blivd he's dead&was
arrangin wt d family on how 2go&claim his corpse in Lagos
den he showd up n giv dis confession
Wat shud d wife do? Go n tank d mistres or fight him
4cheating on her
Romance / Re: How Would You Cope With A Snoring Partner? by alowobaba(m): 10:00pm On Jun 06, 2012
hmmm, what a flash back of memory, I have a room mate when I was serving (nysc) I like him so much, bt I always pry night should never come,he snor as if he wrks 22hrs in d day..after 2month of our friendship I decide to b sleeping early b4 him to avoid my sleepless night ... sometimes I force my self NT to wake up in d midnight ...


@op advice d person to always sleep with d right side of d hand..
Romance / Re: Can You Work In The Same Company With Your Spouse? by alowobaba(m): 5:14pm On May 22, 2012
I we go with whatever " chaircover" says ......
Family / Re: Happy Mothers' Day 2012 by alowobaba(m): 1:26pm On May 13, 2012
In Islam every day is Mother's Day (Status of Mother in
Islam)
One day a man came to see the Prophet Muhammad, peace
and blessings be upon him and his progeny. It seemed that
he was trying to solve something but couldn't quite work it
out. So he asked the Prophet Muhammad, peace and
blessings be upon him and his progeny. "Tell me, O Prophet
of Allah! I have many relatives and many friends whom I
love, and whom I wish to care for and help. But I often find
it difficult to decide which of them has the greatest claim
upon me? Which of them should come first?" The Prophet
Muhammad, peace and blessings be upon him and his
progeny replied immediately, "Your mother should come first
and before all others."
The man was very pleased to have this clear guidance from
the Prophet Muhammad, peace and blessings be upon him
and his progeny. But of course there were all his other
relatives and his friends, so he asked again: "And after my
mother, who has the greatest claim upon me?" The Prophet
Muhammad's, peace and blessings be upon him and his
progeny reply this second time surprised him. "Your
mother!" he said again.
The man wondered why the Prophet Muhammad, peace and
blessings be upon him and his progeny was repeating
himself. Perhaps he had not spoken clearly, the man
thought, so he asked the question again, "What I want to
know is, after my mother, who has the greatest claim upon
me? Again the Prophet Muhammad, peace and blessings be
upon him and his progeny said "your mother!"
Your mother, your mother, your mother!
The Prophet Muhammad, peace and blessings be upon him
and his progeny had now said it three times. Slowly, the man
realized why he had done so. The Prophet Muhammad,
peace and blessings be upon him and his progeny means
that my mother is extremely important, so much so that my
duty to her must be stressed over and over again. Even so,
the man's thoughts ran on, "what about all the others I love
and wish to care for?" Still uncertain and wanting to know
more, he once again turned to the Prophet Muhammad,
peace and blessings be upon him and his progeny and said,
"and after my mother, who comes after her? Is there anyone
besides her?" The Prophet Muhammad, peace and blessings
be upon him and his progeny then replied "after your
mother, your father." And then? asked the man. "Then
people who are nearest to you," said the Prophet
Muhammad, peace and blessings be upon him and his
progeny.
In universal religion Islam, mother has three times more
rights over her off springs than their father because of her
significant and crucial role in their birth, brought-up and
home education.
In another hadith the Prophet Muhammad, peace and
blessings be upon him and his progeny has said: "Paradise
lies at the feet of mothers." In other words Paradise awaits
those who cherish and respect their mothers.
The Muslim mother has consequently a great feeling of
security about the type of care and consideration she can
expect from her children when she reaches old age. As the
verse of Noble Qur'an quoted above indicates, thankfulness
to parents is linked with thankfulness to Allah, and a failure
in either of these respects is indeed a major failure in one's
religious duties.
The principles of Islam made explicit in Noble Qur'an and
hadith are belief and good conduct, and good conduct begins
at home with one's closest relatives. A Westerner who has
had close contact with a Muslim society cannot fail to be
struck by the love and respect given to parents and the
honour shown to old people in general, both men and
women, as a direct application of these principles of Islam

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Health / Re: My Pre-eclampsia Story. by alowobaba(m): 9:42am On Apr 24, 2012
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@op I knw dat no amount of masgs on comments can repair d loss bt just for u to knw dat I share in ur grief , thanks for d awareness it really help...
Politics / Re: Oppressed/Molested By Nigerian Police? Share Your Story Here by alowobaba(m): 11:45am On Apr 10, 2012
hmmm I can't stop reading d thread, Nigerians still ve a long way to go, bt something his baffling, I think they re d common people we leave, laugh n joke with? its either dey re someone dad,bro, sister even close friend, can I say its d black cloth dey put on dat makes dey to b attribute to all dis devilish behavior? ?
Romance / Re: I Love My Husband But He Is Not Romantic by alowobaba(m): 11:57pm On Apr 05, 2012
God forgive me,dere is 90% assurance dat dis woman like sex Dan d man ask me y? something is telling me dat at d beginning of d relationship d man hardly touch dis lady since his d shy type bt base on d pressure or kinda talks she use to talk at home make him change to satisfied her emotional, u can't imagine a woman dat has high libido n d man want to satisfied her( NT referring to d poster o), will ve tym for kissing touching n d likes wen he is tired.( d husband ). madam pls mind d kind jokes u tell ur husband at home, e luv u n e can't kill u ,his trying NT to loss u..appreciate his effort bt talk sense to him maturely ..
Religion / Re: Why Are Women More Religious Than Men? by alowobaba(m): 6:20pm On Apr 04, 2012
cos, prophet (pbuh) said woman will b more than man in hell fire... its in d holy quran ...
Romance / Re: Important! Lay Down Rules In Your Relationship. by alowobaba(m): 10:41am On Apr 03, 2012
bennyzay u can do whatever u like with ur bf/gf ,bt coming out here written all dis 11th commandments make must of d girls fill whaoo, who train dis bobo ......
Nairaland / General / Re: Brand New Nairaland Theme by alowobaba(m): 11:27am On Apr 01, 2012
nice theme, so lovely on my mobile ... bt Seun ur intention is NT welcome to me just because u ve problem wit ............??
Romance / if u are single you are still lucky .... by alowobaba(m): 2:25pm On Mar 21, 2012
If you are thinking of asking your girlfriend to
become your wife, there are a few things to
consider first. Deciding if you’re ready to make
the commitment to marriage is only half the
battle. Now you must figure out if the woman in
your life is the right one to devote yourself to
until death do you part. It’s a complex situation,
but there are a few warning signs that your
girlfriend is not marriage material.
Here’s some of the most obvious
hints that she’ll make a bad wife.
She’s flighty: A woman who has trouble
committing to a job, a friendship or even a
hairstyle might not be the best person to swear
your undying loyalty to.
If she has tried numerous short-lived career
paths or is constantly making new friends and
dropping the old ones,
these may be indications that she’s not the kind
of girl who’s in it for the long haul.
Settling down simply may not be in the cards for
someone so free-spirited and fickle.
Even if she sticks around, consider the possibility
that her ever-changing lifestyle could derail your
own life plan as well.
Getting married means combining your lives in
nearly every sense.
Give some serious thought as to whether or not
she will be a good influence on your future.
She’s jealous: If your girlfriend is jealous of
every girl who comes near you, putting a ring on
her finger is not going to make her more secure.
Everyone gets jealous sometimes, but if you find
yourself constantly having to reassure her that
the other women in your life are not a threat to
her, this could spell doom for a long-term
commitment.
A good wife is not possessive or irrational. As
long as you’re not giving her any reason to be
suspicious, she should be able to keep the
green-eyed monster in check.
Her sex drive doesn’t match
yours: Sex is an important part of any
relationship, and the way you relate to each
other physically has a big influence on whether
you stay together after you say “I do.”
One sign that she might make a bad wife is if her
sex drive differs wildly from yours. Whether it’s
much higher or much lower than your own, her
libido will have a huge effect on your happiness
as a married couple.
Sex-drive issues can be the result of medical or
psychological problems, so problems might
come and go, but either way, it’s best to work
this out before you walk down the aisle.
She doesn’t want your friends
around: A girl who disapproves of you
hanging out with your friends will become a wife
who doesn’t want you to have your own life
outside of the marriage.
Even if she’s not that fond of your buddies, she
shouldn’t stand in the way of you spending time
with them on your own. Provided your friends
aren’t convincing you to rob banks or some
other objectionable behavior, she should trust
you tomake your own decisions about your
friends. If she tries to restrict that now, it’ll only
get worse after you say your vows.
She tries to change you: If your
girlfriend is constantly nitpicking about your
appearance, your behavior, your personality,
your career path, your friends, and your habits,
she is essentially telling you that you’re not good
enough for her.
Everyone can make improvements in their lives,
and a good partner should help you become a
better man, but if she’s forever on your case
aboutchanging one thing or another, she’s going
to make a bad wife.
You also have to decide whether or not the
things she’s asking you to change are reasonable
or out of the question.
Can you giveup your vision of a loft
downtown for her desire for a
house in the suburbs?
What if you’ve always wanted to be a father and
she is dead-set against having children? Ask
yourself how much you’re willing to give up to
please her.
Not marriage material: Contrary to the
wisdom of pop songs, love is not enough to
make a marriage work.
Getting married means sharing your entire life
with another person, so you want to make
absolutely sure that she is someone you’ll be
happy spending time with day in and day out.
Keep an eye out for these warning signs that she
will make a bad wife and avoid committing to
the wrong woman.. icare.
Phones / Re: 50 Really Useful Android Tips And Tricks by alowobaba(m): 6:48pm On Nov 28, 2011
happy to read this,it really help,

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