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emmy4lov:
I HOPE YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF WAR .
I HOPE IF YOU SEE WAR YOU WILL STAND.?

I wonder too ooo.

Something isn't clear here. Is it that they, I mean the Army, attacked his house this mid night?

xxxtedyxxx:
it's Possible.


If there is no enemy withing, the enemy outside can do us no harm.

_ Les Brown

Bro, it's an African proverb. Even Les Brown acknowledged that. Listen to the speech again.

It seems only Uba can motivate the Super Eagles with money. No matter the increase in amount, if it's not Uba, it's a NO.

mecuzee:
With God all things are possible...

With @chicken9ja all rice will be graced with meat during the festive season!

Healthy what? Coz ayam not understanding o.

[quote author=wwwmaster post=57939449]Another option is for you to wait, maybe I'll be free by July then I can write the addon and release it under GPL 3 LICENCE.[/quote]Please, I need to communicate with you asap.

purityval:
Uncle I hail.. PM me mk I drop you my digits or you fit drop me your make I holla you.

Whatsapp - ****. Thanks man.

purityval:
Hehehehehe nuh me jhur

Puryty, abeg, how I fit contact you. Asap.

Atiku Abubakar, Nigeria's former vice president, tongue-lashed his party, the All Progressives Congress, and others for lack of internal democracy - Atiku noted that even though democracy had taken root in Nigeria, elements from the military still wield power in the country - The former vice president noted that any party that stifles the freedom of its members cannot provide freedom for the country A chieftain of the All Progressives Congress (APC), Atiku Abubakar, has described his party as undemocratic in the way its leaders carry out their activities. NAIJ.com learnt that Atiku Abubakar, a former vice president, lamented the alleged refusal of the party to organise statutory meetings for the organs of the party. The Sun reports the former vice president, who spoke at the second Inter Party Advisory Council of Nigeria (IPAC) annual conference 2017 on internal democracy, complained about the alleged lack of internal democracy in the APC and other parties. Atiku said: “The issue of internal democracy in our political parties has been with us for a long time, indeed since the restoration of civilian rule in 1999. “In long-established democracies those statements would seem trite. But I recognise that our democracy is young, and our parties are also rather young. “As a result, they are still wrestling with issues of party building, party structures, internal democracy and the nature of the relationship between parties and members, parties and legislatures and parties and government as well as among parties themselves. “We had a very long period of authoritarian rule in Nigeria, ending in 1999. The legacy of that period is still with us as can be seen in our various governance institutions. “Indeed even elements of that authoritarian past still wield power and influence in our country as we try to transition from that legacy.

“Also the structure of our economy is such that the state remains the most important source of economic opportunity. “This heightens the struggle for state power and helps to shape the relationship between parties and members, among parties and among the various arms of government. “It is, therefore, a huge challenge to democratize governance and the political parties in our country. “But, as the theme of this conference makes clear, internal democracy in our political parties is very important for the parties, their members and for the country. “The absence of internal democracy in our parties is a major reason our democracy remains fragile and why the quality of leadership that we produce has not matched our expectations and the challenges facing us as a nation. "It is also one of the reasons it has been very difficult to hold leaders to account. Internal party democracy is important enough that it was one of the areas addressed by the Electoral Reform Committee headed by Justice Mohammed Lawal Uwais many years ago. “But we know that power wielders hardly voluntarily enlarge the democratic space. That is why I’ve often opined that internal party democracy will only come with genuine electoral reforms in the country. "Such reforms, broadly along the Justice Uwais Committee Recommendations, which will further strengthen the independence of INEC and ensure that votes count, will encourage parties to field popular candidates in elections. “And that in turn will encourage parties to allow internal democracy so members have the freedom to choose and express their opinions. Thus the role of godfathers and executive intrusion in the affairs of parties and elections will be diminished. “In my view, there is a close relationship between democracy within political parties and democracy within the nation. Put simply you cannot give what you don’t have. “You cannot build democracy on a substructure of dictatorship and intolerance. “A political party that constricts the freedom of its members cannot really offer freedom to the citizens of the nation. Democracy is not just an idea; is a cultural practice. “For a number of years now we have had political parties, even governing ones, which hardly hold meetings of their important organs, including those meant for the democratic selection of their leadership, or even constitute institutions prescribed in their constitution.” Atiku said that was not party building but party bullying.

“And it’s certainly not a way to democratise parties and aggregate their members’ opinions, interests and aspirations. “This means that efforts to deepen Nigeria’s democracy must include efforts at democratising our political parties. “The institutionalisation of democracy in our internal party processes will help us deepen democracy in Nigeria. “Leaders are more likely to tolerate opposition from citizens and other parties if they tolerate it within their own party. “The lack of internal democracy in political parties is one of the reasons for the fraught relationships among parties and their elected representatives and the legislature and the executive. “The loyalty of some in the legislature and executive lies not with the party but with a godfather who sponsored them, and the godfather may even be in a rival political party. “Such anomalies will reduce if internal democracy flourishes in our political parties, and by extension the wider society. “The selection of leaders in a democracy is a serious business because so many other things ride on it. Whenever we get it wrong the nation or a part thereof suffers. “We must strive to get it right most of the time. And it is the voters who should freely make that determination. I therefore thank the IPAC for organising this conference and for inviting me to chair it.”

Source: http://www.futaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=163#p163

Nomfanelo99:
what's that got to do with anything

Everything. Hey, you know it does.

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DO YOU KNOW ?

1.Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water.

2.The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

3.The sentence, “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language.

4.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5.Ants never sleep!

6.“I Am” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

7.Coca-Cola was originally green.

8.The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

9.When the moon is directly overhead, you will weigh slightly less.

10.Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from the blowing desert sand.

11.There are only two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.”

12.The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

13.There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

14.TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

15.Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit.

16.Chocolate can kill dogs, as it contains theobromine, which affects their heart and nervous system.

17.Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

18.You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

19.It is impossible to lick your elbow.

20.The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

21.People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

22.It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

23.The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

24.“Rhythm” is the longest English word without a vowel.

25.If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

26.Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne 
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

27.It is impossible to lick your elbow.

28.111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

29.If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

30.What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.

31.Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? 
Ans. - Honey.

32.A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

33.A snail can sleep for three years.

34.All polar bears are left handed.

35.American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

36.Butterflies taste with their feet.

37.Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

38.In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

39.On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

40.Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

41.The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

42.The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

43.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

44.Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

45.Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times

46.The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

47.Most lipstick contains fish scales.

48.Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Source: http://www.futaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=88#p88

We have gathered the official list of courses and departments that are available in the entire Federal University of Technology Akure (FUTA).

There are seven schools in FUTA and 47 courses offered.
>School of Agriculture and Agricultural Technology.(SAAT)
~Crop, Soil and Pest Management (CSP)
~Agricultural Extension and Communication (AEC)
~Agricultural Resource and Economics (ARE)
~Forestry and Wood Technology (FWT)
~Fisheries and Aquaculture Technology (FAT)
~Food Science and Technology (FST)
~Ecotourism and Wildlife Management (EWM)
~Animal Production and Health (APH)

>School of Engineering and Engineering Technology. (SEET)
~Electrical and Electronic Engineering (EEE)
~Mechanical Engineering (MEE)
~Civil and Environmental Engineering (CVE)
~Computer Engineering (CPE)
~Agricultural and Environmental Engineering (AGE)
~Mining Engineering (MNE)
~Metallurgical and Material Engineering (MME)
~Production and Industrial Engineering (PIE)

>School of Sciences. (SOS)
~Biology and Storage (BIO)
~Physics and Electronics (PHY)
~Computer Science (CSC)
~Chemistry (CHE)
~Biochemistry (BCH)
~Microbiology (MCB)
~Statistics (STA)
~Mathematical Science (MTS)
~Information Technology (IT)
~Cyber Security Science (CSS)

>School of Environmental. (SET)
~Urban and Regional Planning (URP)
~Architecture. (ARCH)
~Building (BDG)
~Industrial Design (IDD)
~Quantity Surveying (QSV)
~Estate Management (ESM)
~Surveying and GeoInformatics (SVG)

>School of Earth and Mineral Science. (SEMS)
~Applied Geology (AGY)
~Applied Geophysics (AGP)
~Meteorology. (MET)
~Remote Sensing and Geoscience Information System (RSG)
~Marine Science and Technology (MST)

>School of Management Technology. (SMAT)
~Project Management Technology (PMT)
~Entrepreneurship Management Technology (EMT)
~Transport Management Technology (TMT)
~Business Administration (BAM)
~Economics (ECN)
~Accounting (ACC)

>School of Health and Health Technology. (SHHT)
~Human Anatomy (ANA)
~BioMedical Technology (BIM)
~Physiology

Read here: http://www.futaforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=123&t=51#p73 . for jamb subject combination of courses in FUTA.
NB: General Studies is a department in FUTA but isn't offered as a course.
Due to accreditation hassle, applicants can no longer study courses like Business Administration, Economics and Accounting.
We will give you updates on any ammendment.

Source: http://www.futaforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=123&t=50

*FEDERAL UNIVERSITY OF TECHNOLOGY STUDENTS UNION*

July 1st 2017. _PRESS RELEASE_

With our heart full of pains , we announced the demised of two of our colleagues, *OLABIYI EMMANUEL* , from the department of Agricultural and Environmental Engineering (AGE) 300level, and *OLOKUN BABATUNDE ALEX*, from the department of Project Management Technology (PMT) 300level.

The news reached us that they at the place for their Entrepreneurship training (ENT) at the laboratory for Fishery and Aquaculture, at the back of great hall, Obakekere. After the training, four of them decided to take a selfie on the canoe packed at the venue, during that process, the canoe which the four of them where in capsized, in which they drowned inside the water, and two of them narrowly escaped because they were able to swim, while the other two find it difficult to swim which leads to their death.

Therefore, we implore you all to pay your last respect to our colleagues we lost in this disaster.

RIP to the deceased, we which you both AlJanah Fridaus.



Signed:

*comrade FOWOWE AYOMIDE*
*FUTASU P.R.O*

*comrade OLASEINDE ADEYINKA*
*FUTASU PRESIDENT*


http://www.futaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=38#p38

A forum has been launched to connect futarians. It is meant to disseminate first class information to students and the general populace about FUTA. It also has a discussion board to allow users communicate with one another.
In a nutshell, it's a community.

www.futaforums.com

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[quote author=wwwmaster post=57939449]Another option is for you to wait, maybe I'll be free by July then I can write the addon and release it under GPL 3 LICENCE.[/quote]Yippee! That's ma man.
Don't worry, I will make few donations.

[quote author=wwwmaster post=57934607]OK, pay 20k.I will give you the full permission of the code.[/quote]
Biko nau

[quote author=wwwmaster post=57928470]You need to write about models of for that or hire someone to do it for you.
I am available for hire, in case you are looking to hire...[/quote]How much does it cost to hire you coz I'm on a low budget ooo.
I've spent a lot.

Ok guysm
I've been working on a forum for my school now and I'm good to go. Except that I want to create a featured links page like the one on Nairaland that will be seen first before the main forums.
I'm kinda lost and I've searched everywhere for an extension to install or some lines of codes to use and I'm seeing none.
Please, Help.

Edopesin:
welcome to uniben guy

no need for screening again

Thanks man.

Hey roomies. 282 in Jamb. Eng-C4. Maths-B3. Che-A1. Bio-B3. Phy-B3. Agric-A1. Geo-A1. Civic-C6. Animal Husbandry-B3.
What are his chances for Computer Science.

bigiyaro:
better wake up, Nigeria is a failed British experiment.

Noted. But how it relates to the topic is what I don't understand.

donkenny:
Nigeria is a joke

I'm dissapointed in you.

eezeribe:
Stop lying.

Bet y?

Johnterryfama:
A Professor of Entomology at the University of Ilorin, Adeolu Ande, has decried killing mosquitoes, saying the insects are friends to humans that deserved to be properly managed.

Ande made the statement on Monday in Ilorin in a paper he presented at a public seminar organised by the university.

In his paper with the title “Consider the ways of Ants and be Wise,” the entomologist described insects as the “most successful and influential group’’ of organisms in the biosphere.

He said that humans had a lot to learn from insects in order to be wise.

“Human life is beset with inevitable associations with insects that have over the years influenced human destiny positively and negatively.

“Negative influences, such as disease transmission, crop losses, food spoilage, economic losses and nuisance value caused by less than 5 per cent of insect species have been exaggerated by man.

He said that positive influences of insects are not unappreciated and downplayed.

He listed some of them to include: pollination of flowers, waste recycling and sustenance of the ecosystem.

Others, he said, include source of silk, shellac, cochineal, therapeutic agents, aesthetics, biological control agents and food source.

The don said that man deliberately misunderstood the role of mosquitoes and frequently described them as causing the diseases they transmit.

He said, “In the actual sense, mosquitoes are equally sick but inadvertently and unwillingly convey pathogens that are the real causal agents of these diseases.

“The female mosquito could be described as an example of a true mother who is forced to undertake suicide mission in its bid to provide for its unborn children.

“The adult female mosquitoes have exceptional value for child raising hence the level of commitment and risk they take on the mission that entails decision between life and death.

“The after-effect of this commitment is a well thought out plan that forestalls most of the factors that may stand in the way of raising good children.

“I am sure most human females will not take comparable decision in the face of similar attendant risks.

“It is however certain that children born after well thought out and risky conditions are better posited for quality living than those produced carelessly.

Ande said that mosquitoes had proved over the years that they are our friends and allies, adding that if we like them or not, they would exist and continue to source blood from humans.

The professor called for improvement in Zoology curriculum to ensure better focus on organisms that feature prominently around man.

He said that zoologists were expected to be the foster parents of animals in the Zoo, adding that they should be familiar with their needs and their health status.

I won't believe the man until he can swear on hiss 2 ballz that he doesn't have insecticide at home.

Sorry. I can feel your pain. Keep keeping on. Never relent.

RoyalBlak007:
♤Free

[color=Purple]♤of charge?[/color]

Good question.
OP, Oya comman answer.

divicoded:
Buhari why?
Osinbajo why
Saraki why

But why is he looking like a fflattron

I'm dissapointed.

OZAOEKPE:
Buhari has done it again