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Na e b say alamesiygha and timipreye go soon turn bishop soon.

The chinese will say in pidgin
U never chi chumchi

Just kill them all. Ok?

As for me and my house its pdp for now. They just can't go run to lose my vote.

I move a motion for an exclusive picture section to be opened on nairaland. Who supports?

This man will eventually pull through his testimony can not end this way.

Judiciary very fast in little and petty things while real issues continue to pend

Hunt them back simple


But come to think of it, ameachi is successfully doing a second term even when the rivers pple didn't initially vote him why is he opposing GEJ second term aspiration. Do u see the reason why I don't support him?

graphicsplay: A prayer of the Catholic and Apostolic church. Good one

That prayer once saved me from an accident. Since then I have depended on it for my directions.

Ask God to give u wisdom.
Here's a prayer
O God who in the light of the holy spirit did instruct the hearts of the faithful grant in the same spirit that we would be truly WISE and forever rejoice in thy consolation through christ our lord amen.

Its the spirit that directs

Incase I come across this girl how do I identify her

Stories like this made bangladesh popular in recently

Mass registration in hell fire was as well averted

These women in government all they do is noise making.what does she intend to benefit from this.

When people say they heard rumours of their own deaths, how come they here the rumour before us. Well I don't think any one bought coffins for u. If u don't start saying the truth u may end up inside one

Do u know these kids, they were my neigbours

alexarelano: • I'd put my arms in my shirt and told
peoples I lost my arms
•Would restart the video game whenever
I knew I was going to lose
• Had that one pen with four colors, and
tried to push all the buttons at once
• Waited behind a door to scare someone,
then leaving because they're taking too
long to come out. • Faked being asleep, so I could be carried
to bed
• Used to think that the moon followed
our car
•Tried to balance the switch between On/
Off.
•Watching two drops of rain roll down
window and pretending it was a race
•The only thing i had to take care of was
a school bag.
•Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to
death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy
• Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights when off.
*hide my manhood behind my legs to form d shape of vigina;
*I thought satan was black and had horns on d head.....
*Wen i was a child, afta eating expecialy
rice, i use my mouth to wash d plate.
*Used to scrape d surface of my desk in
schl and inhale it as SNUFF.
When ur tooth remove, u add seven stones + goat faeces 2 it & throw it on the roof & run inside b4 it fall...

You must be less than 30 years

My childhood was eventful my self and elder brother did well in reconstructing dead electronics.

Most rememberable was that we were most content. We didn't want more than we had. Our parents were just teachers. They taught us to b contented.

playmode: I will come back to Nigeria permanently when we have numerous hospitals like these ones in South Africa:




South Africa is also building a brand new hospital right now which will be ready in 2014,it will cost billions of rands and will be the most technologically advanced Hospital on the African continent. It is being fitted with the most technologically advanced medical instruments in the world.Below is a diagram of what it will look like.

How come u r in need of good hospitals, are you always sick?

Aunty nurse: Jesusemen, Osadebamen, Ehimwantiowhanaiyo, Amenaghawonelesoriara, Enowonzewughe..

U sure an edo, can u help phase out these long edo names. U can set out to be creative and make dem shorter, can u?

Sometime ago been distressed on what to do after I finished Nysc I tried to apply to do my msc in europe but soon after I got a juicy building contract down here. Hence I botched my plan to go abroad. Since then I have made success like I never dreamt of. So recently I was talking to a friend who just returned from S.A he complained to have lost everything he had trying to sustain life over there. During the conversation I told him I couldn't have made my current progress anywhere else in the world except nigeria. My question is that as Nigerians at home do u feel satisfied or you still wished been abroad? Do u also envy people abroad and think they are doing better?

automaticcarzz: I have been living in the U.S since year 2001. I will be returning home when there is 24hr power supply. When there is good road network. When police are able to respond to calls within 5 minutes. When there is emergency health and fire response squad that respond to emergency within 5 minutes. When there is rule and order. When the police stop brutalizing the people they suppose to protect. When there is true democrcy. When the President stops harassing political opponents. When there is adequate security of lives and properties.

You sound as if every other person u left down here have been consumed by these problems. Well FYI many of us are doing well and feel when u guys return our chances become slimmer. Stay over there that's how obama became obama

Ok.. Let this b the first project of the APC confraternity.

For the boys
Check at the names they are ishan
Aza means bank
Emuata means truth
Abamen mean my father
For the females
Khalomen-jesu means lead me in front jesus
Inemen means my mother

For english names
I will definately name my daugther Jewela cus that's what I call my girlfriend Means handler of gold.

For a son Sebastian

Jang na person?

Has akume left PDP?

okosodo: His lies killed her

J12: This is a very stupìd thing to say. Why can't you just say your condolences and move on to the next thread. Must you be an idiòt?

Why couldn't u just ignore him?

For sometime, I have observed people posting tips about relationships, marriages, divorce etc. What you should know about your partner as so on.
Now I have scooped out these tips for friendship.
They consist of the facts we should know about friendship.
1, If you are polite and courteous, you will enjoy the friendship of many people.
2, Exchange greetings with many but take advice from only one person out of a thousand.
3, When u make friends, don't be too quick to trust them make sure that they have proved themselves.
4, Some people will be your friends only when it is convenient for them, but they won't stand by you in trouble.
5, Other will fall out with you over some argument, and then embarrass you by letting everyone know about it.
6, Others will sit at your tables as long as things are going well, they will stick to you like your shadow and give orders to your servants but they will not stand by you in trouble, if your situation takes a turn for the worse, they will turn against you, and you won't be able to find them anywhere.
7, Stay away from your enemies and be on guard against your friends.
8, A loyal friend is like a safe shelter find one and you have found a treasure.
9,Nothing else is as valuable, there is no way of putting a price on it.
10, A loyal friend is like a medicine that keeps you in good health.

Only those who fear the lord can find such a friend. A person who fears the lord can make a real friendship because he will treat his friends as he does himself.

Unhappy villagers calling, did they miss the call or they answered

I was in this situation few months back, I just used d money to buy a plot of land where value is appreciating, now since am not in a rush to build the house I have decided that whenever I sell d land I would put the entire money into the building project. So everyday the land appreciates the progress of my unbuilt house go up. So decide.

Meaning boko haram actually are leaving nigeria, mayb it was d bombs they were leaving and running away with that exploded.