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Nigerians living in puapa new guinea let's meet here.

If I see this kind of thread on nairaland, I will automatically join the end time crew

Lastly there must be jobs for you to qualify for. Let there be jobs, we will sure be qualified and show these skills

TechyGuy: We are getting closer to 2015 when US said we would disintegrate. I thought it will be 3 or 4 countries born.
Following this trend, we may have up to 10 countries born from Nigeria.

If nigeria divides expect 774 countries in the first year. Every lga would want to b a country. Ask the senate how many state creation application they have with them.

The ugly truth is that a lot of people do it. The other day a friend ran to me to lend him some money to complete arrangemment for his daugthers 1yr birthday. Though I didn't have it it left me thinking

For me its the 1988 honda concerto, imagine the car is same age with me, this car moves well and its very relaible, got it @ 180kmile and its now 280kmiles. This car doesn't bother about fuel, just put something inside the tank dats all. It belongs to my mum.
The car is not for sale cus for me its gonna be an antiquity

[quote author=d-hammer]Why do people keep bringing up this gay topic, let sleeping dogs lie already[/quote]Are u trying to call them dogs.

John 11:35 Jesus cried

Mr McJay: London used wife? This should be in the properties section.

Anyway, FTC.
Sorry. MTN, una fada!

Your bad mouth won't allow u make progress in life, u should check it

nobleman312: FGCI noni...PRO UNITATE

What's the meaning of that?

Those guys who buy suya for chicks and eat only the onions I see it was in a bid to stay healthier.

Good this would stop indiscriminate kissing.

Me think when a dress is fine a dress is fine, doesn't matter who wears it.

But anyway congrats to that dude since michelle is patronising him.

People who start sentences with 'to be honest' or honesty. I always count them as liars.

MEILYN: End Time Tins Shaitan? Chaiii lwkmd.......

Shaitan must b the one motivating boko haram

Oshogbo one destination I care less about.

Abu Mikey: Bro,You attended AAU secondary school? !!!
Imonitie or Alegimenlen?

Imonitie, left 2005, where u currently

greatgod2012: Borrowing money to celebrate implies that you are suffering from one or all or more of these:
1. Hypocrisy
2. S.t.u.p.i.d. i.t.y
3. Mental retardation


Hypocrisy, in d sense that you want people to see you as a rich person when you are not, so you give wrong impression about yourself. When d celebration is over and d creditors seems to be asking for their money, you start regretting, blaming your guests of not giving you fat envelopes.
S.t u.pidity in d sense that you are giving out d wrong impression that you are comfortable while you are not, hence scaring away your potential helpers who might be thinking that you are financially better than them and so you will start blaming God for not connecting you to your helper, when you have by yourself scare them away with your s.t.u.p.i. Ty.
Mental retardation in d sense that, how can you think of feeding many people with borrowed money when you can hardly feed your mouth, its sound somehow. If one is mentally okay, why will someone borrow money to celebrate when such person cannot afford it, why cant such a person borrow money to start a business which will eventually bring forth profit and liberate him from bondage of wretchedness.

Im not saying celebration is not good, infact it is good but one should always cut his coat according to his size, borrowing money to celebrate is uncalled for, its good to celebrate when and with what one can afford.
My opinion anyway.
May God help us all.

I second

There are over 130 universities in nigeria not upto ten represented here. Is it that most people don't know this detail.

I think life is harder over there cus there's so much to pay for. I know there are people who have lived on both climes come give us your comparism.

onoja12: 350k pay tomorrow

Give me a call itS yours

HotNaijaBabe: No. Not at all.

How many of your were interviewed today? Did u get any info as to when ur medicals are to begin?

For somedays now nepa hasn't blinked light in my area but now as am typing nepa has cut of.
What's remaining is to shut down d internet now that they know d program is online.

HotNaijaBabe: Hi guys.
This is my status so far:

TEST: 7th March.

INTERVIEW: 29th August.

My interview went pretty well as we laughed and 'gisted' all through it like friends. Though I was jittery at first, I got my confidence back quickly.

I got my Success message yesterday.

Thanks to everyone that has been updating this thread from the very beginning. I wish each and everyone of us Success.


NOTE: Interview Questions:

Tell us about yourself.

Why did you study ' my course' ( I excluded this for reasons we all know )

What do you know about banking?

How can you relate with a customer?

Where would you like to be posted to?

What are your Strengths?

What are your weaknesses?

*This is all I can remember.

I said something that made them laugh and the interview went well.

Did they ask about ur compitence with the computer?

Football politics and pastoral work are the only jobs I recommend for my children.

Dame patience is the prettiest.

sunshinej: Thanks for the response, please pardon my curiosity, Operations and marketing dept aint one section in bank or are they??

Ofcus they aren't.
Operations includes cash and teller plus cheque clearance
Marketing is about account and brand management.

I was told marketing is the best department but it seems u are scared of it.

When I was small I hated seeing my dad browse nairaland, but now I na like nairaland so much especially because a thread as this can make fp

I just de observe

sunshinej: Hello house, Congratulations to all that have gone through different stages of the recruitment process and has been successful. Please I just want to ask those that have finished TS or those that are there or anyone that has an idea to this question. **Is everyone leaving or has left TS posted to marketing department** please I need valid and 99% correct answers. Thanks in advance.

On the 15th of august, I was @ the HQ for my interview, in the same room where we were waiting about 15 successful trainees were dispatch and they were all dispatched to operations.

What's the worst that can happen in this country?

E remain pope wey need to intervene. I forsee the longest ASUU strike in recent times.

But if you ask me ASUU is the main problem here.

The only reason why we have half baked graduates is because lecturers to go to class they don't motivvate students, the problem is more human than infastructural.