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Family › Re: Orphanage: Lagos Ministry Relocates 25 Children To Unknown Destination by alphaconde(m): 10:16am On Aug 29, 2013
Black Human: who knows, maybe that 5yr old girl that went missing in RCCG camp might be among the 25kids.
This may not be the truth, but it is not very far from the truth. We may have to perform a search before we discard your assumption.
Family › Re: Orphanage: Lagos Ministry Relocates 25 Children To Unknown Destination by alphaconde(m): 10:14am On Aug 29, 2013
How's tinubus leg? Its shouldn't be taking long to do a common surgery.
Politics › Re: 1,000 Ex-militants To Get Samsung Job Offer by alphaconde(m): 10:10am On Aug 29, 2013
Afam4eva: Who says it doesn't pay to be a criminal. This is the Nigeria of 2013.
In lucky dubes tone..
Crime does not pay, education is the key.

If you really think crime pays, what real crime are you wiLling to commit.
Hey mates stay away from crime. I have been there it doesn't pay. The benefits are ephemeral.
Health › Re: Easy Homemade Mosquito Trap by alphaconde(m): 11:57pm On Aug 28, 2013
The best way to kill mosquito is to clap, that's why they are hardly seen in churches @ least not around the choir stand.

As armed robbers are to the police
So is
Clap is to mosquito
Health › Re: Easy Homemade Mosquito Trap by alphaconde(m): 11:54pm On Aug 28, 2013
[quote author=sagytarius™]end time tinz[/quote]There's always a trend on nairaland
From garri to oga @ the top to first to comment now end time. Now am begining to think we are realy at endtime.
Science/Technology › Re: Things You Didnt Know Were Invented By Kids by alphaconde(m): 11:40pm On Aug 28, 2013
Holidays were very boring, with only white and black tv and nta to watch, we were quick to form things in my time. We would extract motor roller from tape recorders and make fan with it. A lot, this post brings those memories.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Satellite Broadcast Scammer Arrested In Kano by alphaconde(op): 7:45pm On Aug 28, 2013
DonCrust: Nonsense. Why is it only the common Nigerians that they can arrest? What happen to all the politicians stealling everyday? Or those big Alhajis at Asokoro who employ boys to do their dirty works. This man is a genius and deserve recognition for discovering the bogs or loopholes in those servers.
This is the confusion, what evil show we discard? Which should we keep? I feel as far as it is evil it should be condemned.
Sports › Re: Malawi May Be Unable To Fly To Nigeria by alphaconde(m): 5:30pm On Aug 28, 2013
yuzedo: ok let dem bought Playstation 3, NFA too shoud bought Playstation 3, both of us play FIFA 2013, any body dat win have quallifier! angry
[quote author=190-the-clown]Foool is malawi on ps 3 angry[/quote]I wanted to insult both of u, but my mind tells me u both may b older than me. So I keep me cool. Next time I wouldn't be so reasonable.
Health › Re: 10 Myths And Facts About Getting Pregnant by alphaconde(m): 4:55pm On Aug 28, 2013
adeaugustus: What is the meaning of the following words:
1. Joystick?
2. Womanliness?
3. Heavenly Feeling?

Seun why are you abusing English Language by creating words that doesn't fit it??
But we know what these words represent, what do nairaland gain by changing dem.
Science/Technology › Re: Scientist Sends Brain Signal Via The Internet To Control Colleague's Hand by alphaconde(m): 3:54pm On Aug 28, 2013
Hey mate, what's the time?

Endtime
Science/Technology › Re: A Nairalander's Remote Controlled Aircraft And SUAVS by alphaconde(m): 3:51pm On Aug 28, 2013
Are these not drones?
Science/Technology › Re: Nigerian Builds Unusual Jet Car (VIDEO) by alphaconde(m): 3:48pm On Aug 28, 2013
As am talking to you, our car importers are angry and calling it rubbish.

The moment we stop importing anything in this country be rest assured we can produce it.
That's all
Food › Re: Don't Wash Your Chicken Before Cooking - Health Researchers by alphaconde(m): 1:49pm On Aug 28, 2013
Rubbish. Tomorrow another would discover that eating raw chicken is the best.

My question is how many people have died cus of rinsing chicken in the past?

I don't know if its my mood but this post made me very angry.
Politics › Re: Nigeria's Classiest First Lady.(pic) by alphaconde(m): 9:53am On Aug 28, 2013
The sexiest. Classiest and prettiest, also the most powerful political and intelligent.

Politics › Re: Group Offers Stowaway Teenager A Scholarship by alphaconde(op): 8:47am On Aug 28, 2013
HNosegbe: You mean "innate"? "Inert" means something completely different.
Na so, the education sector is doing well for some and for some others not so well
Politics › Re: Group Offers Stowaway Teenager A Scholarship by alphaconde(op): 8:30am On Aug 28, 2013
The mum was on local news yesterday, she was begging the state government to intervenE in the realease of her son.
Satellite TV Technology › Re: Satellite Broadcast Scammer Arrested In Kano by alphaconde(op): 7:21am On Aug 28, 2013
Saraben: Hop dey will arrest d rest too, if not it will b unfair
Its my prayer that they all get arrested.
Politics › Group Offers Stowaway Teenager A Scholarship by alphaconde(op): 7:19am On Aug 28, 2013
De Raufs, a volunteer group extolling the virtues of Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola, Governor of Osun State, has volunteered to sponsor 15-year-old stowaway teenager, Daniel Oikhena, who hid in the tyre compartment of Arik Air flight from Benin to Lagos.
In a statement signed by the Director General of the group, Comrade Amitolu Shittu, the group is ready to give scholarship to Daniel up to university level and help him realise his dream of travelling by air legitimately.
Shittu said: “Genius and ambitious citizen of our country must not be suffocated on the alter of political and bureaucratic enforcement. The little boy’s ambition should be nurtured through qualitative education, and the group is ready to give the boy all the necessary support to make his dream a reality.
“We sincerely willing to offer him the scholarship  to encourage thousands of teenagers who are cerebral and ambitious. The leaders in Nigeria fail on their part to see the potential of the little boy. Therefore, De Raufs takes up the responsibility to safe the future of this great boy and not turning him to criminal.”
Source http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/08/stowaway-survival-a-miracle-aviation-experts/

Satellite TV Technology › Re: Satellite Broadcast Scammer Arrested In Kano by alphaconde(op): 9:59pm On Aug 27, 2013
All those looking for how to watch dstv without subscription... Hey ur man has been arrested.

http://mobile.saharareporters.com/press-release/efcc-press-release-efcc-arrests-satellite-broadcast-scammer-kano
Satellite TV Technology › Satellite Broadcast Scammer Arrested In Kano by alphaconde(op): 9:58pm On Aug 27, 2013
The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, on Friday August 23, 2013 arrested one Tope Ajayi over his alleged involvement in digital satellite broadcast scam. Ajayi was picked up by operatives of EFCC from his apartment located at 26 Link Bawo Road in Hausawa area of Kano following intelligence report.

Over 100 decoders and other computer gadgets were recovered from his server room by operatives of the Commission during a search on his apartment.

Ajayi who claimed to have worked with Skye Bank Plc is said to be a major digital satellite broadcast scammer. He is alleged to have a server that links up with a server in China and an unknown Internet Service Provider, ISP, somewhere in Europe or the United State of America.

The suspect is also alleged to be engaged in illegal importation, selling and distribution of pirate devices popularly known as Dungle which enables subscribers to have free access to Multichoice satellite signals across West and Central Africa.

According to Mr Frikkie Jonker, Senior Anti-Piracy Manager, Multichoice, Ajayi’s server is considered strong as it controls its counterpart server in China and distributes satellite signals to a host of West African and Central African countries including Senegal, Burkina Faso, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Ghana, Kenya Uganda and Benin Republic .

It was also revealed that the suspect had been extracting control words from multichoice cards in Nigeria and sending same to a server in China which is connected to an ISP server placed somewhere in Europe or America.
Jonker, who expressed his gratitude to the EFCC for the arrest, described the scam as one of the biggest in recent time.
Ajayi will be arraigned in court when investigation is concluded.
http://mobile.saharareporters.com/press-release/efcc-press-release-efcc-arrests-satellite-broadcast-scammer-kano
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by alphaconde(m): 8:07pm On Aug 27, 2013
juanmartin: If u reschedule ur interview,u will wait for anoda 4 mths.d decision is urs sha
That's not true, I once reschedule my test, it was moved to the upper week.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by alphaconde(m): 5:18pm On Aug 27, 2013
HotNaijaBabe: I wrote my test on the 7th of March.. I just got a Text message today, that I should be at the HQ on the 29th of this Month for my first Interview.

****
I also got a message from WAEC to come for their Aptitude test on that same day. (29-08-13)...What do I do!!!! undecided
You can call uba to reschedule and attend waec
Bulldog: well bring a chair come join me. And btw how did you know you passed the interview. The two i attended, i received no feedback whether i passed or failed.
Well they sent me a congratulatory email. U should ur email.
Politics › Re: INEC Disqualifies APC From Cross River LG Polls by alphaconde(m): 2:33pm On Aug 27, 2013
[quote author=maxwello.yg]Wooow. That means VOP, PDM, and other parties registered after APC won't contest as well?
That leaves us with PDP, ANPP, AGPA, LP. Hmmm alright.[/quote]No it leaves us with pdp alone.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: UBA Aptitude Test: What To Expect? by alphaconde(m): 11:29am On Aug 27, 2013
blackbess: hi house, please someone should answer me,has anyone who had their CBT at HQ lag for B.sc in March been called for interview?, i really need to know thanks.
I wrote cbt march 1st, I have been interviewed august 15th. Was successful awaiting medicals. Can someone tell me how long it takes between interviews and medicals. I need to travel.
Politics › Re: Driver Commits Suicide Over Police Extortion by alphaconde(m): 10:47am On Aug 27, 2013
Its pathetic and painful. And the police knows the poor people are not their real probelm yet they exert so much force on them.
Politics › Re: FG Borrows $1.6b To Expand Power Transmission – Nebo by alphaconde(m): 10:17am On Aug 27, 2013
Don't understand thIs power thing. Today they are selling off plants, tomorrow they r promising more mega watts, today even with the same mega watts people say light is improving, yesterday they pay former phcn workers, today they are borrowing loan.

When and how will power be stable?
Politics › Re: DSS Questions Mother Of Stowaway Teenager by alphaconde(m): 9:54am On Aug 27, 2013
TUMIC: Gbam Well it has gotten to this level.
A friend of mine once said that if a plane should land in Lagos Airport and it is announced:

" Nigerians enter this airplane to America and spend 10 years in their jail first and u will then be released and given a permanent stay and work VISA"
Tell me who will not enter?
As if people are not prison here.
What a nation!!!
I will not enter, and I know some of us who have acheivable dreams won't.

How many times would you want to change ur parents becuase you see richer parents around you?

Nigeria is my home, in development and in lack. I would thread my days under the nigerian skies and would be buried under the nigerian ground.
Politics › Re: DSS Questions Mother Of Stowaway Teenager by alphaconde(m): 9:50am On Aug 27, 2013
spongeback: I
U always want to talk, now u don't have anything to say.
Autos › Re: The Burden Of The New Vehicle Plate Numbers by alphaconde(m): 8:12pm On Aug 26, 2013
The colours in the new plates are already fading off. I can't imagine a car that doesn't have a fault will now require 30 to 40k to be on the road again. I go pack the motor o. I can't shout.
Christianity Etc › Re: Ese Walter Who Claims To Have Slept With COZA Pastor Abiodun by alphaconde(m): 6:16pm On Aug 26, 2013
How pastor use fhuck this iron?
Christianity Etc › Re: Ese Walter Who Claims To Have Slept With COZA Pastor Abiodun by alphaconde(m): 6:10pm On Aug 26, 2013
I don't like this girl, but I like her pass d pastor

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