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idonmad:
Airforce1 and mamagee

Lmaooooo this one enter. but me thinks coolestchris fits her more

this one weak me. even heaven will look down in disdain If u eat this thing.

chart topping single?? Kai. OP thunder will locate your balls

this one way be like say them hang Brest for pole. mtcheew

is this news?? Everyman and his dog knows you need a stable source of income before taking a wife.

next pls

smardray:
Girl: ... Lol
op said i shuu ask her... Which situation will u be in life that will make u lol

Lmaooo

sinaj:
Screwed u for 2hrs abi 2minutes





Y u too de lie like diz

Lmaooo

kullozone:
She can't change it because she's a dwarf

lol. can u back up your claim ??

vanida6:
ayam coming

change that picture. I'd like to see another one

fastgyal:
you think so?

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I know so

fastgyal:
you think so?

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I know so

it means. no charge. or completely free

she surely got employed because of that ynash . lol

I have been smiling non stop after reading this.
it's good to be good

refiner:
Yea i am one...let's meet!

Lmaooooo. u yaff crase

fucklikant101:
Bro your face look familiar, are you not the mad man that stays around Isheri round about not far from idimu police station?

i didnt ask u to describe ur elder brother , i know u havent seen him for a long time so everyone now looks like him to u

fucklikant101:
OP you are a very big foooool this shows that you are a real fuuuuck boy and a pussssy nigga. She used you and continue using you. WTF is wrong with you After she left you for another guy after all you did she still has the guts to come back and you stupidly came here to ask whether to accept her back fooooool oponu the guy she left with is the real MVP and you are just a loser, if not she will not choose him. Fuuuuck the hell out of her and introduce her to another girl that you want to married and tell her Alfa sule told you that she is not your wife

leave the apostle out of this before thunder strike ur 2 balls now

she's white but she's not fine

be more concerned about money

jkfugghhghjdd:
OP.
Compare that billboard to that of your paymaster and tell us who is a real scammer

nor mind them Jor. lord release my visa is that a bad prayer?

Dimples182:
Romance Section:

Other than one 40 yr old perv, the rest are boys who are broke and their female counterparts are being snatched up by older more successful men (sometimes married men) and they're butthurt

my attention right now is not even about the deserved or underserved bashing u girls receive . let's put that aside for one-minute and focus in how mentally crippled you are.
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. from your baseless assumption up there as regards the financial might of all but 1 male romance-lander, I can tell that ur IQ is way below 0.000000000000000001
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Partnerbiz:
This film go sweet die.

You were broke and bought a car and built a house in 2 yrs. Also fucking girls around..

Comot here attention seeker before i ball u slap..

calm down. it's very very very possible. I know what I am telling u.

fuckpro:
... can't you see its an Arabian Carmel ... Gush.

Lmaooo

menwongo:
You sound like Tivi man!

I am very far from that

ZarZar:
Awwww, so sorry to hear about your mom. But it looks like you came out of it well, at least you're capable of taking care of yourself.

yeah. sure. . I think her departure also thought me how to be ,"emotionally independent. " if there is any word like that. thanks by the way

immediately i read the part where he did the acronym for b.e.a.t . i stopped reading. this looks more like fictitious knowledge to me . too imaginary and abstract to be taken seriously.

even when I hear some men of God preach, I shake my head because when knowledge is tooooo abstract it can no longer be applied in our daily lives

OP please be more realistic and practical. I hate those acronym stuff.

wait so u mean to say u actually sat him down and began to spew those acronym?? is that what will help his marriage?

Lmaooooo. fucksters

ZarZar:
Lol, other things only need common sense. My understanding of what you wrote is something along the lines of, it takes a single drop to start a flood. Like the slogan of our popular fish & chips place: Just one bite & you're hooked

Talking of the OP & his rat stew, can you cook? What's your signature dish?

i can cook almost anything . even traditional dishes . . amala, starch and banga soup , anything type of Nigerian soup rice and stew, u just name it .

i lost my mom when i was just 5. and my eldest and only sister got married long ago . so u see why me and my other 3 brothers are good cooks ?
cos we had to cook for ourselves everyday .

i learnt how to cook from a very young age .

but nowadays i prefer to eat out than to cook . because of time .

we have to focus on other important things like chasing the paper so i prefer to buy than to cook

ZarZar:
Lol @ na from clap them dey enter dance. No way! OK, I'll stick around to see what it looks like.

and i thought u wouldn't understand that . cos u ain't Nigerian lol .
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hope the op will not disappoint

ZarZar:
When cooked, what does it looks like? Chicken or beef?

Lmaooo . u are already curious . thats the main reason why u may wish to have a taste . na from clap them dey enter dance . lol

and for the question, lets wait for the OP's final picture then we can decide together

ZarZar:
Ewww, I swear I'd never eat it, knowingly.

lol . exactly my point

ZarZar:
Hmmmkay lol.

yea . see if an expert prepare this thing u are looking at eh , add some spice and other stuff to it , u will eat ur finger along with the meat . believe me
but since have seen it before it was prepared, u may feel discouraged to taste it . lol

ZarZar:
You'd eat that? It just looks like a giant rat to me lol.

i have eaten rabbit of the same size before. the one i ate was reared at home though . that was way back