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balash:
It's very easy to notice kids on here when you see one, from everything posted on there your problem is maybe it was copied or not?

Channel your frustration to Buhari My brother, no be me koba u

i have read it before, everything made sense. My point is, there is really no need creating duplicate content with a different title , even google frowns at it. , about the other stuff, my brother tame ur tongue. Did u see me insult him ? That shows ur are the real kid. If u must quote me then change ur tune. Do not make me verbally put u to the sword , i do not want to rain invectives on u and get ban. One love

refiner:
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whats ur favorite sex position ?

I can bet everything u copied this write up from anoda thread here on nairaland. I have seen the other thread before, its even word for word. Forget the 2017 u see on our profile, some of us here like me spent 4-5 years as guest before we decided to register, guy edit this post and add "copied" at the end &D

refiner:
......T

truth or dare

Berlynn:
at 19 nice one lemme guess U had ur first sex at 23/25 ? lol

D

lol guess again , i dare u to messag me ur whatsapp detail .

lol u didn't respond to this dare . u forgot ? since u didnt respond , I won't upload my pix. now 1-1 .

checkmate . lol

Berlynn:
T or D?

lol i was 19 then with my first love, like i new something will happen that period i remember buying bubble gum alot. Do i have to explain why ? Lol to keep things fresh. I dont have halitosis tho, just that thought of making sure everything fall in place , lol , now to u truth or dare ?

Berlynn:
T or D?

truth

Oya lets play, leggo

vanida6:
Uhmm lemme keep silent

abeg talk , u know say u be my real padi

MhizTenderly:
I'm Here to read comments.

of which 99% will be lies &

Op , T& & as in truth or dare or toto and dicck which one ?

Nogodye:
The write up lack so many things, that's why i don't take it serious.She just put it together to counter the threads about ladies.She eventually lost the ground

leave them, ad as jacksparrow talk for him reply , when rain stop , person way carry umbrella go know say na load him carry , from the look of things it will be very easy for me to Bleep most of these nairaland girls in reality , very simple , i pull up in my small lexus 330. Talk some sweet words, give them attention call them always spend 45mins on the phone gisting, follow her to her parents, show myself , if she still nor wan open the punna, spend small money on basic intro , collect list for marriage , i will fvck the punna steady day and night till all the water dry and then dash her hopes, broda u have to understand that majority of these girls are broke like the guys they are condeming. The hustle is real. , i am getting tired of romance section , when guys make post about relationship its all about sex and when girls post its all about money. Its getting too narrow

That ur number 1 should be "he has no concrete plan" becos any responsible person can still broke , what of the fairly bouyant guy who had to sell of his car and some landed property to treat an illness ? But then again u want to get on the nerve of some guys here, no wonder u called ur goons for back up , sincerely speaking safiaa and oda girls always have some good points in their write ups , the truth is, any girl who can not take care of a girl should not go talking about marriage, that is an established truth. He should better be working on improving his life but the problem is u all are to extreme about it , half truth does not save it imprison

And finally, here we have it. One sane girl on nairaland. Guys stop the bashing . Retreat !! I repeat . Retreat !! We can all go to bed now

Aderola15:
Verbal battle, na the only thing una sabi.

You guys have been on our case since Safia created that thread, over 4 threads to bash girls just today oooo . Una no dey tire?

even before safia created they have always been on ur case. Lol , i have over 3 to 4 threads in my head, am just so busy this period maybe weekend , i bash ladies too but i am a nice person , i dont like hurting people but girls will take u for granted if u are too nice , 95% of u girls deserve all the bashing, only a few good ones left

Aderola15:
Amen ooooooo. Safiaa kukuma put us in this trouble nii.


Dear nairaland guys, no vex for us oooo. As a marra of fact, na only broke guys we go marry.


#Teambrokeguys&lovingthem

hahahahahaha the nairaland guys are always up for the verbal battle. And most times they always win. Create 1 thread and they will bomb u with 50 counter threads, lol , ma niggas

Ginaz:
Height and broad shouldered. You short and don't come near me.

av got both , but whats up with the broad shoulder ? Almost every girl seem to like it

skillful01:
1). because I don't do a non-profitable business.
2). I haven't seen a bibliophile like myself.



Singles rock

that number 1 tho. Lol

Ok

Amarabae:
permission to start stealing ur memes! I love them. Always on point. Hahahahahaha

oh thanks for the compliment. permission granted

Oyind17:
Their love don wear tie wrapper

we will bombard their thread with screenshots of this their E-war when they finally release pre weeding pix . na so life be

Oyind17:
Jodha and iamairforce1 needs a room to settle their differences. This kind love last longer

lmaooo . I swear

jakeboss:
notin wrong to suck boobs

sure na. thats normal

how did you know she is down to earth ? is she an astronaut ??

SirL0neWolf:
Bad guy

lol . me way be the next pope

kimbra:
Very irritating. The pussy was made for a reason, and anal for defecation but some people have made them serve same purpose.

they did . tit fvcking . E nor reach . do cunnilingus e nor reach . do b.l.o.w.j.o.b E nor reach . do the main vjay E nor reach . suck boobs E still nor reach haba.

people are just naturally deviant . I bet u if the anus was originally created for sex.. people wud have been switching to the vjay by now


its just the desire to test every thing they see . that's all. and any girl who allows that needs to also check herself . she also gat problems

this op is funny . you are complaining whereas you are in the right position without knowing .

if she even sometimes ask you about the guy it means u have worked ur way into her head .

you are in a position where with time you will steadily be hitting the punna without actually bearing the loads of been in a relationship .

do u know why a male friend can last 10 years with a girl and yet she and her lover can not last up to 3 years ?

its because of less commitment and responsibility unlike when u two are in a relationship .

the knob is in ur hands .
u are in subtle control of everything from this ur present position .

at the end of the day , u may even hit the punna more than the other guy while actually carrying lesser responsibility than the other guy.

there is nothing , I repeat . nothing that guy will enjoy from that girl that u can not enjoy from this ur position . and u end up bearing less responsibility .

the fact she tells u about that guy sums it up. u are in subtle control . it all depends on how u play ur card.

but if u want to upgrade and become the main boyfriend, u can also do that . but why upgrade when u can still enjoy everything from this subtle position without carrying any relationship wahala it all depends on how u play ur card and how long u can bide ur time . waiting for the loophole and the right time to strike.

kimbra:
There are other ways to bring spontaneity into the bedroom. I don't see anal as one of such.

God bless u jare . its irritating

jesu

I smell lies . who saves numbers with "my ex" I doubt. most times . they save it with just their name.

op. come and explain

SINZ:
No nyash, no brezz

Morning boss.

lmaoo . I knew. morning bro.
lemme not hurt the op an the hustling girl . but that girl Nor fine . lol

SINZ:
Would you have given her all this attention if she wasn't pretty? Or better yet, if she was batshit ugly?

So the only thing that makes this your story worth reading is that it isn't everyday that one gets to see a poor pretty girl selling stuff, right?

Are ugly girls now doomed to accept whatever fate throws at them? I'm sure she would've better suited her wretched status if she was unattractive since unattractive people have been doomed to be spat on.

So she should be offered assistance simply because she's pretty? How petty!


Why the fvcking double standard??

after all, she nor get big ynash sef . Abi.