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Wapkoshcom:
Lol thanks bruh but some people re saying she might just wanna be seeing me as a confidant

read my comment again. Did i tell u to date her, confidant simple means u are the gateman of the punna , when she brings options to u you can help her pick the one to date among them while u are still hitting the punna based on friend level , a shoulder to lean on can easily become a dick to ride on , i am washing cloths help me watch my plaintain i am frying make sure it doesnt burn. That does not stop u from tasting 1 dodo while watching it , now u get my point

iamadonis2:
OP, don't ask a girl out in actual words

Telling a girl something like: "I've fallen in love with you, Babe. Will you be my girlfriend" almost immediately sounds like you want a contract; to most of them tho'.

My advice: Do fun stuff together, hang out, have long, private hours together. Then lean in and kiss her. Trust me, Bro, you don't need to say the words after that. You're officially now a BF; whether you're number 1 or 46 doesn't matter.

All that matters is you get your goods.

goods. ? Lmaooo my real nigga

Wapkoshcom:
Like 18

18 ? Then smash her fast , if she getss to 21 and above u may no longer be able to unless u have money becos money will become the password to her pussy by then. Single girls are greedier and money oriented in the early twenties compared to when they yet to clock 19-20 same thing happens when they are very close to 30 and not yet married, they become less money oriented in relationship. So i will advise u to hit it now

I love this thread op pls update

Wapkoshcom:
ack in high school
this babe we don't talk but she knows me

So after high school
(she's already in oou now)

But right after that?
We started becoming close friends

She opens up to me a lot
She sends me a pics of her on bed one day we chatting in the evening she said it was a mistake
Later on i asked y she didn't come back home for Easter and she said he mom didn't allow her immediately she sends pics of her mom and her dad (her dad is in germany koren berg i think)
So yday she called me
Like 8am but outta fear i couldn't pick...

So today again she sent an audio she was singing a Muslim song so i sent this emoji


But later she said it was a mistake

Oh less i forget a guy toasted her

imagine she sent me all the screen shot of the guys's


Guys i just wanna ask,
Is she into me or what?
Cos i don't wanna make a bad move
Yes I'm a kid I'm 19
So bfor yu start to.bash

you have a free ticket to that pussy. How old is she ?

ritababe:
ok

benin babe, f-back

Headlesschicken:
@Bumbae dat attire though..gat u looking like a snake..

lmaooooo so fucking true

mizchoc:
It's a real world.. .u may not understand Wt people go through unless u are in same condition..
Most of these stories are true

yea stories like these are numerous in reality. But if its joro, forget it.

immediately i saw 'joro' I lost interest . I don't feed on lies

didnt even bother to read

ZarZar:
Lol, teach me all there is to know, Sensei.

we dont teach during the day. Do ensure to come early this night.,. U cant sit close to me cause u are still on level 4, but dont worry after the meeting i will put u through , which one should i teach first ? How withdraw unlimited amount of $$$ from ATM using ur super powers or how to cook 50 different meal ?

ZarZar:
Lol, you're a wizard now?

did u miss the part where i said 'we' u dont remember ? Oh i think it was the night after we sent u to the US on official assignment to cause that bombing , this lady has failed already she will never get to level 2 ,,,,,,,,,, u are now in level 4. 3 more levels to go, keep up the good work

ZarZar:
That is so suspicious. Maybe she's doing abracadabra things. A special guest, sent "from the village"

i think its that woman we sent the other night, so she was caught ? She is a fool she will never be promoted

Op u mean to tell me that after he slept with her all through the night, he did not give her any money ? Kai the guy nor try at all , he is a wicked guy

ladiesmirror:
There are four categories of Ladies. Based on Logistics.... Which category do you belong to..

lol

Berlynn:
so people still do girlfriend nd boyfriend shii mbok!


the nigga heart is broken... Take heart

post ur wedding pictures , ghen ghen i don catch u

Nice pre-fvcking photos

Table tennis, chess , scrabble, if u dont like these u can come to ma oza room. We will invent new sport there

firstking01:
Seek ye first the kingdom of God and His righteousness and all other things shall be added unto you(matt 6:33)

yea i have been seeking since 7pm so i am through now, am through with my own seeking so when will they deliver the ferrari plus 2 private jet , 2 oh , red and black

firstking01:
Because your intentions are ulterior i no go come your church with offering and i go carry my tithe go give daddy G.O.....As for your later comment, only the guilty ones will quote you.

chai , how i go take buy my private jet now .

firstking01:
You don preach the whole bible finish na, wetin remain again.

E remain to pay ur offering abi u nor wan make i fly private jet and build my own university , u can pay to lala , he is the head usher, he will pass the bowl to u. I know these nairaland girls will come for my head for the other comment i made. I never see them since this evening. Make somebody make post about broke guys na, lol cc safiaa

firstking01:
Yes, esp the book of acts, romans and corinthians....nigga go school well and he read law...one of my best characters in the bible.

he probably never saw jesus face to face while jesus was on earth but he thought other disciples who even listened to the word from the mouth of jesus, they saw and walked with christ and he had more knowledge than the oda because of his passion and education , peter was a fisherman maybe that explains why the book of first and second peter were short and just a few pages, sometimes ur knowledge level can affect ur delivery, even when u really know about the topic. Example, if u want to read about "grace" which is the crux of the new testament then u have to read apst paul's epistle, he explained it better than some of the oda disciples. this shows why someone who prays for 5min and studies hard for an exam will likely score higher than someone who blasted in tongues for 3 hours but didnt open a single page of the book, because in the sight of God, knowledge has the same power as prayer, this goes to those nairaland girls who attends church 5 times a week when the begin to approach 30yrs, thinking that is what will bring the rich dude who will propose in a private jet , dont be suprised when u see one small girl getting married to the kind of man u slay queens dream of , u have becomee so spiritual to the point of forgetting to work on ur wack minset about relationship, while u were attending church 5 times a week U FORGOT TO WORK ON URSELF, in the sight of God knowledge has the same power as prayer, gracias,

firstking01:
Is it that funny

yea. Becos apst paul really wrote alot of epistles, it was funny and correct

Lol, this post is 4 years old. Op how u and the girl waka ? I know u wont end up with this girl. Most of them, their eyes nor dey ground. Relationship is just like auctioning, when a girl is ripe for marriage , the highest financial biddder is the one who will win, forget about this talk of God fearing bla bla bla. Our society dont care about moral its all about the money . The only reason that girl will choose u is if she didnt see a richer guy. She is keeping u as a backup thats why she wanted friendship

ghostmember:
You get friendzoned if the other person is not into you. Not because you're a friend.

exactly bro,

firstking01:
In one sentence....let your intentions and motives be known to her from the onset and you would 've saved yourself from having to read this apostle paul's kinda epistle to the church in ephesus.

hahahahah madman

Mynd44:
Part of the reason why men dont like when their wife is richer is because they want to dominate the woman but the more financialy independent a person (male or female), the less possible it is to doninate that person. So they say a richer woman will be proud but it is that she will not agree to be subjugated.

They also seem to think a richer wife won't have time to take care of the home. They want a maid as a wife who will be in the kitchen or in the bed.

Personally, if I have a wife that's richer, better for us as the family have more disposable income and the standard of living rises. I dont see the need to control my wife as we are partners, we can just be ourselves.

And on the issue of taking care of the house, my wife is not a maid. I will rather employ a maid and pay the maid to do that. Heck, aint nothing sexier than your wife going for a board meeting and coning back to "thank" you for supporting her prepare for it.

But then again, what do I know? I dont even have a GF.

Yes, this is an advert

so u nor get girlfriend ? Story for the gods. Abeg send me more jokes

I don't have a "crush" on anyone . I have a destruction on myself.

finally them done derail the thread .

Berlynn:
yea 10years ago, i'll be 59 next month

humour me some more . even the gods wont believe u

SINZ:
LOL, on a dead woman? Nyash has suddenly lost its appeal!

Sorry for the late reply bruh, my mentions is a market place.

lol. alright bro

I am indifferent bout this