₦airaland Forum

NevetsIbot:
kaabo bro

NevetsIbot:
ela oju kan!
You be yoruba ni?

luminouz:
Ever had dysentery or is it diarrhea before in a bus from oshodi to toll gate(Agbafo ijaye) before......I had n it was brutally nasty.....here goes
I went to a conference @ Eko Hotel n towers.... Had a lotta drink n food...... I was feeling full when one of d servers ( a cute dark geh like DAT) offered me a whole plate of rice....2 big turkey pieces n some salad...instead of me to keep till later.. I wolfed it all down.....was on d bus from island to oshodi when my tummy(had been behaving funny since morning coz I ate beans) started playing me some tunes...I ignored n it was controllable till I got to oshodi @7pm( u know Lagos traffic)
From oshodi to ijaye na DIE.......my tummy revolted n I spent virtually all my energies compressing my ASS while poo rhythmically swore to find a way thru..d consequence.....abnormal sweating!!!!!
D Lady sitting close to me noticed n was concerned...kept asking if I was alright...couldn't speak just nodded...all my power focused on d gravity defying.....tummy compress ignoring....all purpose Bleep up giving... POO....d poor thing thought I had malaria n was busy using a hankie to pat my face.
DAT day I cursed all d drivers causing holdup in Lagos.....I was half dead with exhaustion by d time d bus drew at my bustop!!!! I practically flew out n started running like a mad man looking for any place to drop d poo......
It wasn't funny coz some peeps thought something happened n a few started running too!Lmao!!!!! I knew I couldn't hold it any longer when I called a bike man..offered him a thousand bucks to carry me anywia I can deposit poo......dude was a pro.....n rode like hell for an eatery way past my house.....I barged in straight to s Loo.....n VOILÀ!!! Emptied my load in there... Spent like 30 mins inside......I felt like I just gave birth or something!!!! Bike man carried me home(nice guy)
I never got a chance tonthank DAT nice geh in d bus...my only regret!!!!

awelekiti:
that has been their usual practice from time immemorial. They spend our money during elections to make more money by the time they win elections. That's why many of them can do anything to return to power, including hiring thugs and buying guns to harass and kill their political opponents. They see it as investments. Unfortunately, niger state is one of the poorest states in Nigeria with no single viable source of revenue. Have you been to bida, kutigi, kotangora, before? You'll be appalled at their impoverished lifestyle . Only the state capital looks good, maybe due to its capital status and the selfish acts of IBB when in power. Those infrastructure he put in place as military president in the 80s, including the best drainage system in africa are now collapsing. What a pity!

supereagle:
They have money, you never can tell, chibok girls that released, ransom must have exchanged hands.

usqoh:
u c y Nigerians have low IQ and stupidity.

We just caught a fraction of those who stole our wealth, more than 60 billion naira. Sane citizens would have find a way to unravel this mystery happening to our nation and hijack the system by several means selflessly to impact positively. U all are here celebrating nonsense.
We deserve useless and wicked leaders because its citizens are clueless and inane.

Antichristus:
Did you go to school or your school never had English teachers?

CyrusTheGreat:
God does not exist and you can't prove that it does, nor can you prove that the god that you claim exists is the Christian god, just like every other foolish religious fundamentalist that has come before you.

The bible is just a book.



The Bible's reasoning for why homosexuality is wrong is the most stupid, cretinous and myopic garbage. The reason is literally just "Because God Said So". Well you know what? I'm too smart for a stupid reason like that! Sorry!

QuietHammer:
You homophobe, do you know that there are gay animals ?