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Vyolet: Youth National team of the year is Nigeria ubder 17

when u dey rush to comment..

BUSAYO2013: everybody should be silent,she is a hot seat.

Now read what u've written, and wait for some peeps to attack u..

Amadaz: frank, is sandra your final answer

i dey tell u..lol.

Baby mama: You make 60k a month probably living in a "face me I shoot you " and you wan marry?
Chai
Women don suffer
Do you know how much SMA gold costs
Diaper Nko?

Now d bolded really cracked me up.

if you ain't sure of what truly transpired between ORO and his house of rep members before they knelt before him, then it's safer to shut your venus fly trap. So many clueless peeps be sounding so assertive..#smh.

Did d Op just say hypnosis is demonic? U see d problem with some people...smh..

Hoodrat: A Horse And A Chicken Were Best Friends. They Lived With A Farmer.
One Day Suddenly Horse Fell Into The Well. Chicken Shouts And Called The Farmer.
Farmer Came And Use His Audi Q7 Quattro To Pull Out The Horse From Well. Horse Came Out And Became Very Happy.
He Thought Someday He Will Return The Favor. Then One Day The Chicken Fell Into The Well And Called For Help. Horse Reached There And Lowered His Dick In Well And Pulled Up The Chicken Out.
Chicken Was Damn Impressed From Horse.
So Moral Of This Story Is “If You Have A Dick Like Horse, Then You Don’t Need An Audi To Pick Up The C

Baddest! i feel d story...lol

Fayrouzz: And I dey here dey enter GBAGBA frm abakpa to campus 3 everyday... God abeg na!

lwkm

proficiency in comptia A+.
JAVA certified.
Perfected driving n got my license.
Still learning how to play guitar but i'm still an amateur tho...lol

Only child? See rough play o... . Well, most of the comments were just plain truth. U a good friend.

All this means more work for Arsenal . Ramsey might be thinking..*If City can beat Bayern, what will they do to us dis weekend?*LOL

NnamdiN: Yankee guys bro

The furniture part especially is very wrong. Back then in school, na only bed dey room ni, if shawty no go siddon for bed, she go stand tire. And if she come bed, na straight to cloud9
But if you have chairs, she'd likely wanna sit which is a very wrong move

Your head dey dia...*chop knuckles*..

Will closing down beer parlours make every beer drinker in the area repent?
Certainly not d best alternative.

lovelyronke20: you got ur facts wrong, not all nigerians gals want guys money okay, some do work and make money without a guy so get your facts straight..

wanted 2 say d same thing. wrong generalization.

Since it's an e-commerce site, let him just go for open cart. simple.

love the quechua site. quite stunning!

D_caliphate: jamb question...

...Explain fully..20 marks..

u people nid to buy zino malt o...#E no easy..lol

osinachukwu: Do you know dat born2fucc.k and yeye4life has shagged not less dan 300 women since dey were born

Do you know dat austeenx types in yellow because that the colour of his vaseline container

u r calling for a fight o..lol.

on point!

pro01: Would you date one? The sort of women who date these sorts of guys do not have access to the Internet, let alone Nairaland.

Mr.Zino are u in ph? Lemme have ur number. wld like us 2 meet. thanks.

jeslom: U bloody fool has been spamming the whole Nl with ur half baked idiotic face, i see u lacked love, or yu were never given the necessary attention to make u happy, thus u deciided to remove others happiness by posting ur cheap ugly looking face..oh pls dnt giv me nightmeres mora fucka

LWKMD.

Maturity is the keyword. not whether she's old or young. But i prefer d older ladies tho..

ebamma: cos we are not running a charity, any man that invests his money in a business, does that in expectation of returns, same applies to investing on a girl

wrong mentality.

neroysc: This is my area of specialty, It's the heat sink that is causing the problem, the thermal paste within the heat sink must have completely dried out, which is causing the fan not to run properly thereby making the PC overheat which results to the PC shutdown..

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ugochukwu360: ove ko, second love ni…I was glad we ended it. Na just opportunity for me, this girl don nearly kill me with demand. BBM came to android few months after I bought her BB and she was still insisting I buy her Samsung galaxy S4 again. I don suffer, recharge card na every week, chopping nko?...make-up kit, Brazilian hair untop watin? Na me go first get GF?...I no get savings, na God himself deliver me. There is no going back. meanwhile, i was contemplating if i could afford to leave my new catch, with the way that babe carry front and back. No way!
So, did I do anything wrong here people?....

So guy if u die now dat u means will be dying penniless. Nawa for you, u sure say dem no stand up giv ur mama belle, because egwuze oto tuwa nwanyi ime amu onye ara.

Nna u wicked o..choi...

dotcom_na_me_na_me: [size=15pt]We're not afraid of your statement, you haters said the same against Dortmund, Napoli, Liverpool, Spurs, Southampton, Cardiff, and Arsenal molested all of them. Here u are again with another excuse of f**king and morerf*ker disgusting examination test..[/size]

Bros take am jejely abeg, didn't u see me praise them in my post? i no be hater..

maybe the people all around her were so fake that she didn't have anyone to trust.#justsaying.

Arsenal is doing well. But their real test for the year is in december against hull, man city and chelsea.
Up gunners tho..!

lorretta u: what do you and your likes gain from these useless generalizations?

I've seen this post as a joke on several sites even FB and I'm sure the OP put it up too as a joke. Just see how bitter you sound?

If you're heart broken why not go somewhere and nurse yourself back to health before coming here to pour hate on ladies

Yea girls are myopic but guys are hypermetropic. I hear you.
How many of you look at a woman's inner quailites before u get attracted?
What you do is follow booobs and asss like flies after shyte. Then when you get messed up you come here to pour hate on babes because you didn't see beyond curves to know the good qualities before falling like a sack of feathers.
If you keep meeting fake superficial ladies,it's because you're what you attract. Good ladies exist and are being married every saturday by deserving men.

Fake life wanna be guys like you will keep running after fake asss babes while the fake asss babes will keep running after the rich yahoo boys and you'll keep ranting in pain and hate until you decide to see more than curves and sex in a lady.

What quality do u even have that will make you desirable to women?
You're here hating on the rich guys. As if them dash you yahoo you no gree do.
If you see opportunity for yahoo sef na two hands and legs u go use grab am
Loser.

Lol. U've just shut some folks up.

@TribalEAST....i understnd ur point but there are yahoo guys who have a better C.G.P.A than that.

Some of the above comments sha...so many processed lies, not too good 4 consumption.

diluminati: most of these nairaland girls are fugly and very lonely. wonder why the internet is their boyfriend.

Dat was harsh o.