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[quote author=Mynd_44]Fear not bro[/quote]Toh... Koni s'ewu.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I like that word. "matey" speaks volume[/quote]
Now you have me lost

LMAO @ the pseudo-ebonics níggas and bìtches been chatting with on this thread.
So damn hilarious.
Keep it real mofòs!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Easy with the mouth making. You are dealing with someone who probably has heard it all[/quote]
I am having fun matey. No more, no less.

[quote author=D-Explorer]UPDATES
*[size=18pt]abiL (AlterEgo™[/size] and . . . . )[/quote]Oshey jor eeyan mi, mo ri eh. Wa gbayi
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Now, whoever has a death-wish should choose [size=18pt]abiL[/size] as his 'wooee'

brokoto: the kind that is a lot better than toto water.

[quote author=D-Explorer]UPDATES

LIST OF LADIES to be Wooed

* Jambsupport (Ikekings and . . . . )
* Cdamsel
* Ishilove
* ItsModella (D-Explorer and Dopejemi )
* Nnekacherry (Omiobo and Brokoto)
* Idowuogbo (Eze Promoe and . . . . .)
* Alutacontinua
* ~vicky~ (Rhymez and Binger)
* Vivian Chinaza (LastApostle and . . . . )
* ATMC
* Shollypopz (Ayobase and Chronique)
* Freecocoa (Theben and . . . . )
* Dyt (Flanrey and . . . . )

* Uj-sizzle (190 and . . . . )

Feel free to select other ladies not on this list and do ensure their presence on 30th. . .
Alright guys, fill up the spaces. Lets do this! [/quote][quote author=AlterEgo™]
O boy eh, see better thread o...

I'm in, and I wanna bed woo [size=18pt][url=nairaland.com/abiL]abiL[/url][/size]. [/quote]Oga D, take note of and incorporate this already!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Thanks[/quote]UW

[quote author=D-Explorer]You got my A++[/quote]Wa gbayi man mi

[quote author=Mynd_44]I would rather sit and watch.[/quote][quote author=Mynd_44]Besides she has a tight schdule[/quote]Koni s'ewu mehn
Keep doing ya thing brah, you are great at it

Idowuogbo: Je ki ori pe o! Cus ojo to ro lo pa eye le ati.....

In order words, respect urself.

And if I don't, just about what you gon' do bout that
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No hard feelings Bado! I'm just messing with ya
Let's not derail the thread, cos any attempt to do so will be met with decisive force.

[quote author=Mynd_44]
.I am still not into the contest jorh. Me just dey play around
.[/quote]Throw your hat into the ring jor oga....
Would be interesting going up against your homely, cool n beautiful lines, while I do my thing street style!
Wachya say brah

Idowuogbo: D ode think say bonanza we dey do here? See d nonsense she type, wack lines and d dumbessst strategy ever!

Ogbeni tackle the babe jeje jor, na wetin self

[quote author=Mynd_44]Abeg help me find that girl oo[/quote][quote author=D-Explorer]Which?[/quote][size=18pt][url=nairaland.com/firestar]Firestar![/url][/size]

[quote author=Mynd_44]Lets go there[/quote]You wanna woo her too
I thought you were not interested, and just wanted to "wet things" and teach the "juveniles how it's done"
No long thing. Let's do this niggi
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BTW, great work you are doing with those beautiful lines/poems.
Lol @ the lad trynna dig out non existent sources on the internet
Let him go ahead and search only to see his sorry àss dumped back here on this thread!

O boy eh, see better thread o...

I'm in, and I wanna bed woo [size=18pt][url=nairaland.com/abiL]abiL[/url][/size].

[size=18pt]In pictures: Cùnty Rafa at Cobham today[/size]
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https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/23/article-2237425-162E061C000005DC-193_634x420.jpg
Centre of attention: Rafael Benitez
holds court during Chelsea training
at Cobham on Friday
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https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/23/article-2237425-162E1129000005DC-161_634x416.jpg
Talking tactics: Benitez with his
new No 2 Boudewijn Zenden
(centre) and coach Steve Holland
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https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/23/article-2237425-162E102D000005DC-307_634x414.jpg
Time to get scoring again,
Fernando: Torres has a heart-to-
heart with his new Chelsea boss
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https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/23/article-2237425-162E097D000005DC-436_634x418.jpg
Pointing the way forward: The
Spaniard dishes out instructions -
but John Mikel Obi seems distracted
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https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/23/article-2237425-162E0A00000005DC-617_634x413.jpg
Er, will that impress the new boss,
Eden? Chelsea playmaker Hazard
(left) manhandles Benitez in
training
Break the cùnt's arm jor Eden
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CREDITS

Libya is in a disastrous grid-lock,
Egypt worse off than prior, all as a result of the false dawn, that is, the 'Arab Doom Spring'
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gidiMonsta: Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Oman, Jordan, UAE, Qatar are the worst nations on earth to live in?

I'm not sure you know what you are talking about. Are you aware of the carnage that is the brutal crackdown on protesters by Saudi backed regime forces going on in Bahrain right now
Riyadh is the poster of human right abuses.

gidiMonsta: while Philippines, Ecuador, Bolivia, [size=18pt]Argentina[/size] are countries governed by your so called Christian laws are sh.it-holes.

Now you are beginning to show your ignorance.

Gaggi: Who the hell is dis nincompoop? I hate it when some useless peeps think they can comment in every thread. Stick to trivial things like romance and stop yarning trash. U eediot.

Follow me tell the eejit cúmgobbling arboreal troll o. Brainless schmuck bescumbering the thread. Fùcking àss-wagon.

afam4eva: It matters cos you need psychiatric evaluation. I wonder how a mental patience like you with zero scruples was allowed to come online to spew craziness. All i can say to you is: "GET WELL SOON".

This much I'd say to you, you dimwit: FOAD!

afam4eva: Nna men, some people never got breastfed...WTF are you taking it out on me? Btw, are you a chelsea fan? You sound like one right now.

What does it matter grotty scùm?
You're prating drivel and you don't expect to be scolded

afam4eva: I think Chelsea as a team needs a total overhaul. They have to decide which kind of football they want to play and bring in players and a coach that will fit the bill. If they're going to be playing a tip-tap football then they should start looking at getting players from Spain and south-America. I think the era of these Akpu African players is gone. But if they want to retain their gidigbo style of play then they should get a coach in the mold of murinho to do the job and also get some very black African players to the team.

STFU you saphead, ptyalising utter balderdash!
You are not supposed to comment on something you know zilch about nincompoop.
You comment when you have an idea what's being discussed, you sod.

Behold the cùnty swagfàg bàstard
https://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/11/22/1353607802189/a50a10df-95d7-43f0-97cb-be49519bdc14-620.jpeg

Continue following the presser...:
Live streaming @: http://www.youtube.com/watch?noredirect=1&v=YeIN8Ub86-s&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DYeIN8Ub86-s%26noredirect%3D1&gl=GB
Or
Text commentary @: www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/nov/22/rafael-benitez-unveiled-by-chelsea-live?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Question: You've won the Spanish league and have a long line of success does being an interim coach until Guardiola comes along dent your pride? Rafa: "When you analyse why you go to a top side like this it's
because you want to win trophies." So
far trophies is leading in Rafa-bingo.
He hasn't talked about possibilities yet,
though.

Question: What is your reaction to the Clattenburg news? Rafa: "I was at the training ground. The club put out a
statement. I want to focus on football
issues." Deflected.

Cùnty Rafa's presser underway:
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Question: Why have you taken the job on a short-term deal? Rafa: "I am here because I want to be here. It's a
massive club that wants to be fighting
for trophies. I have been looking for a
top side that fights for trophies. I don't
care about a short-term basis. We have
five trophies to fight for and at the end we will see what happens."

Cùnty Rafa's presentation and first press conference about to get underway.
Media all set:
[img]http://https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A8Ul_w8CMAIJuAl.jpg[/img]

[size=30pt]Clattenburg cleared, Mikel charged![/size]
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www.chelseafc.com/news-article/article/2988432/title/statement-on-clattenburg-decision
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www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/nov/22/mark-clattenburg-cleared-fa-mikel?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter
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www1.skysports.com/football/news/11668/8271320/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

It just feels so odd seeing this cùnty 'Scouser' this kitted. Nauseatingly repugnant!
Gotta love Eden's demeanor though, focused on the job. Top bloke.
https://www.chelseafc.com/javaImages/3b/60/0102681142789900.jpg
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