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Sex nor matter jor, pikin na pikin. Male or female gender preference is by the way. Bottomline is, make Jah bless pesin with better pikin.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Idowu gat one of the baddest butt around here. My home girl gat them loads in important places. You know what i meant na? Don't stalk her abeg except you got a crush.[/quote]
Oooh_hehe... Osshhey
That's the kinda shìt I'm talking bout.
Idowu bring your big behind over here, I gotta examine it

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My crush of the week has definitely gotta be [color=770077]abiL[/color]
That babe fine nor be small o.
I just hope she's got a big batty to match that pretty face of hers

[quote author=D-Explorer]MY LIST
* Reserved - Ikekings, IZUKWU & Kunletiwoo
* Weird - Candieangel , Shaybe baby & Shollypopz
* Smart - Okontami, Carefreewannabe & Lola.luv
* Intelligence - Sanb and Flanrey
* Warm and Welcoming - Dyt & Iyatrustee
* Crazy - AlterEgo and Acidosis
* Blunt - Mrs. Chima & ItsModella
* Bold - Sexkillz[/quote]
Ose padi mi, wa gbayi
https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64177000/jpg/_64177645_336fantob.jpg
But I'm not crazy shar, I'm just hòrnyyyyyyyy!

Idowuogbo: piss off

Yeah, that's to be expected
You'll come around soo enough

[quote author=D-Explorer]I see that you stalk Idowu, do you have a thing for her?[/quote]Urhm
More like she dying to be in my 'good books'
I'd consider her if she's got a big batty though
Something like this: www.nairaland.com/1099190/inside-nigerian-strip-club-pic

Idowuogbo:

Hiya

[quote author=D-Explorer]How can this thread be derailed?[/quote]^^^

Put up a pic of you wànking,
You go fear derailment of epic proportions!

VillageBoi: I've been reading the comments. Yours is so funny. Thanks for that. I'm really chuffed you liked it. The guy & girl are real life bf + gf and I'm supposed to do something with them later on but I pretty doubt it will be her doing 'that' work lol... I wouldn't say no to filming that though

Oooossshhheeeyyyy!
https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/64177000/jpg/_64177645_336fantob.jpg

Yes it is!
My ideal lady's height should not be more than 5'10". Ladies in this category usually pack all the right 'assets' in the right places in the right proportions.
Very tall girls are usually nyanshless and bréastless, and those are the things I first look out for in lady.
For example it's hard to see a Taylor Swift or a Nicole Kidman or a Jordin Sparks with the 'assets' of a Kim K. Likewise, it is almost impossible to encounter a 6'2" Tyra Banks.

O boy eh! That guy buried it. And that bìtch, she fine.
Where is that thread about "The Best And Practicable Way To Ask A Girl Out?" Whoever the OP is could really use a few lines from here - like this; "When was the last time you had an earth-shaking òrgasm"
Omo you go fear guy reverse when the bìtch tell am point blank - "I am a prostitutè"
Great work my guy.
I hope your next work will include a part that shows the bítch getting busy at work

slimyem: Yes,as an adult......
I was at Iyana Ipaja going to Jakande estate..in Isolo and it was late.
Nor be say i nor know road o but someone had told me i'd see estate straight from there that it was cheaper and faster and i don't have to get to Ikotun first.. so i just jumped into a bus that was going to estate...and off it took me to Ipaja estate..!
I didn't realise i was lost until i got to the last bus stop and every where seemed unfamiliar...
Long story short...i suffered that night.
Got to where i was going about 11.pm after spending triple the amount i was to spend originally.

I think the Yoruba saying that 'eni ti o n wa ifa n wa ofo' that is someone that is out seeking bonuses/awoof ends up in bòòby traps resonates here strikingly
Pele tie oh

Mi o gbo ri

Nigerians deported from Botswana Mi o gbo ri shar

Topic should be: Fashola Visits Ile-Igbo
@topic, good transformation, great pics

Me na badt sharp guy since when I dey young, I nor dey miss road cos I dey everly shine my eye.
Makes me wonder the tales of people who claim to have escaped the clutches of kidnappers saying dem nor sabi the way to where dem carry dem go or where dem take 'escape' from.
Abi na so so everybody hypnosis juju dey catch, sotey no one dey remember anything
Me shar nor dey miss na im me sabi, juju or no juju.

Noted.
OP, since you are the shrink around here, I need your help to help me score with the Chairlady of the Society of Women Lawyers. She's the 'bestest' M.Ì.L.F ever!
She's proving a hard nut to crack.
Inspite of my usually charming overtures, she's just so aloof!
Please help me Doc.

B.Ð.S.M. is the answer matey!

ItsModella: Oh really, I'll DHL her to you as a birthday gift.

Ese mama mi
I'm super excited already!
I think I'm gon' have to bring my b'day forward so as to get this 'gift' sooner.
I'll PM you my address.
Will ya be able to do the 'shipping' on Monday Signorina

ItsModella: ese o...I'm used to the biatch, she's a $ex machine.

I'd do anything to live around such a nymphò gba be

ItsModella: Oh, and the chick living right next to me is blasting her speakers while the one living on top [size=50pt]is having loud $ex[/size]...it's gonna be a long night.

Pele tie o....

Caracta: smh. It's official...you need help! to be spanked!

Yes! Spank me Domina, spank me! I've been such a naughty boy.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/df/Man_Cuffed_to_Bedrail.jpg/220px-Man_Cuffed_to_Bedrail.jpg

Caracta: I had to ignore embrace him. He's just being silly romantic.

Ooooshhheeeyyy
That's so sweet of you honey

annawhite: you guys don't need caracta
Its u and ur guy remember !
so u still dating okon?

Film yhen o badt gharn!

hornipipe: nah man, ill pass that thang chews Dic`k

Hehehehe

hornipipe:
The 1st video link is broken.
Lmao @ the second that thing aint real

Muhehehehehehe
Real or not, bottomline is not all cameltøes are pretty.
I'm sure you don't want your woman's labìa to look anything like that, do you

hornipipe: lmao
I'll have to look for the complete movie

You really should man, that movie is crazy I tell ya

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Check the movie trailer proper here.
This is one hell of a crazy movie. So damn funny.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taXjwvL52v4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DtaXjwvL52v4&gl=GB