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hornipipe: why?
Camel toes aint bad

Then you haven't seen those large gènital lips of Ms. Cameltoé, the dance instructor in the movie Dance Flick. Fúck, that shít even moves!
Valeria's is on the brink of
that.
Ok that's an exaggeration no one has
lips that huge!
All the same, Valeria could really use a
vaginoplasty..
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Check this out: Watchout for stills between 11 - 14 secs in the first video (the one with the small frame), in the second video, watchout for stills between 26 - 28 secs. Sordid eyesore! Don't freak out;
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGJLAanbb5M&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DaGJLAanbb5M&gl=GB
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?26v%3Dll2DVG_viUg&hl=en-GB&v=ll2DVG_viUg&rl=yes&gl=GB

Caracta: ^^^
WHAT IS THIS for supper

You know the drill
[size=50pt] It's sausage for your exclusive all night enjoyment mamii[/size]
BTW, my buddy from the pub is coming home with me tonight. He wants some too.
You think you can go 'multi' baby
Shouldn't be much of a problem, I got a tube of K-Y Jelly.

hornipipe: She looks like a playstation character.
Fat camel toe she's got

hornipipe: That's some seriously fat camel toe down there

Don't worry about that, she'll soon go for vaginoplasty.

ItsModella: Ok, to the topic, wow!!! that's all I can say. She reminds me of Jocelyn Wildenstein who underwent numerous plastic surgeries to look feline. Unlike Jocelyn, Valeria looks pretty.

https://i2.listal.com/image/1207812/600full-jocelyn-wildenstein.jpg

Damn! This bîtch is fugly.

Whether na plastic surgery o, or na photoshop, I dont care!
All I know is, those her hips are da bomb! Damn!
I'd definitely kill to lay my hands on her.
Her bòobs are perfectly shaped too.
Toolz would be shamed! Nicki who
[img]http://3.bp..com/-1se6JZrMZM4/T5VUX-SUpSI/AAAAAAAAn8I/P_N25Vr24fU/s1600/8.jpg[/img]
https://images.enstarz.com/data/images/full/1841/valeria-lukyanova.jpg?w=565
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First thing that came to my mind was the video of Toni Braxton's Spanish Guitar, anyone
Imagine if you were the guy in the video, holding this girl like a guitar the way the bloke in the video was holding Toni Braxton. Heavenly! Innit
Now replace Toni Braxton in this video with Valeria. If you are not in cloud 9, then you are definitely gày!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFhQM7R4yjM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DkFhQM7R4yjM&gl=GB

Caracta: I didn't swallow anything

If I didn't know better, I'd say you'd admit to such openly.
It's a'it, I'll keep our ish private henceforth.

mtschew
Watching paint dry would be a more judicious use of my time. Rubbish.
>>>>> https://www.nairaland.com/icons/closed.gif

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]I Missed Anna's White Panty! [/color]

Who cares
They both look like they are in the middle of a chemo anyways
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Though, Britney sure looks like the fùckablè of the cancer patients

Caracta: #clears throat#

Awww... It's usually like that on the first 'swallow', don't worry you'll get used to it

A new World Super Power is on the rise, America beware!

annawhite: abeg where I fit see ohio ama tailor?
I wan make him repair person zip

I'm here, I'm the man for the job!
In as much as there is a 'parting' that can accommodate you know what after the zip.
All it's gon' cost you is... erm... just a few 'positions'. From my books of course. Definitely not the conventional ones you are used to.

annawhite: *dips my finger inside d sand,points it to the sky*
Ehen I no marry,hornpipe wants to erm erm
The other day hornpipe invited me to a nearby bush and I ignored him,guess thats why he is going about telling lies bout me!

So you are not married
Ope o!
https://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/c/crazy_dance-12762.gif
[img]http://3.bp..com/-hXFce8u6By0/UCTfqnzJCyI/AAAAAAAAAdw/KAwOybvytIM/s1600/735_crazy_dance.jpg[/img]
https://i.eatliver.com/2005/220.jpg
I believe you

lalaosky: hi all...no beef please..the night is cold; romance will be a better [size=50pt]recipe[/size]

Oi! About the recipe, I've got the best sausage in town! (pun intended)
I just thought you should know.

hornipipe: Person wife?

hornipipe: Person wife?

How you take sabi

hornipipe: ask her when she comes

[quote author=AlterEgo™]And I go ask her lol[/quote]Viewing this topic: AlterEgo™, Smartie gurl(f), ItsModella(f), D-Explorer, annawhite(f) and 1 guest(s)
Ehn ehn, she don come...
Ngbo are you married

Smartie gurl: hmmmm! Dnt get it twisted, i thnk am nt naughty to this extent.

Mtschew.
A seh o ti eh le

ITbomb: She is finally telling us where she came out from . Sh¡thole

ItsModella: hehehehehe...trust me, you don't want to have a three.some.

hehehehe...
Trust me I've been in a group òrgy of 500!
Beat that!

ItsModella: if you have an unsettled ish with Idowu, deal with it...don't [size=50pt]bring me into the mess romp[/size][.

Ooosshheey
A threèsòmé Damn!
That's my kinda shít babes
I love thrèésomès

[quote author=D-Explorer]Hey babe! How's the frame of your butt? [/quote]

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hornipipe: you sabi beef like this ?

Lol
IdowuAbirun na mah fish na, I've got her on a tight leash ... It's just banters nothing more

hornipipe: ask her when she comes

And I go ask her lol

Idowuogbo: U ok? Like seriously?


Ur birth na apology.

Yes! Finally!!
https://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/dancing/tumblr_l7qse5wJZ31qaqggd.gif
Here's the catch; You do the 'yabbing', I catch the trips
https://www.thepresentshop.co.uk/images/shop/product_images/2525/me%20to%20you%20-%20splashing%20out%20-%2040289.JPG
You game

Idowuogbo: Na2day? Pfft!

Your name na [size=50pt]Sorry[/size]

Idowuogbo: Smh!!! Yeah i fluffed, [size=35pt]happy now?[/size]

[size=80pt]Yahoo!!![/size]
Gotcha!!!
[img]http://1.bp..com/-Yiom7yzbBpk/TiSHke1hpII/AAAAAAAAAOE/44bHSwkWehU/s640/boynarr2.jpg[/img]

Idowuogbo: Boring!!!


Newbie syndrome! Duh!!

Lol
For your mind abi
Sorry to disappoint you cos you are mistaken!

ItsModella: me scared of Idowu? looool...[size=25pt]she has her own set of alphabets[/size] or don't you know that?

Tah! gbaun! gbaun jor...
Her own alphabets my left nút!
Even at that self, d thing still nor resemble. She fluffed her lines simple. Stop making excuses for the nuttèr.
Benjie says she hasn't seen one before.
She probably eavesdropped the name somewhere, come write am here wan take am form say she self sabi shooting her own foot in the process.

Caracta: hahahahaha. For how many days ban? What if she was banned for a year?

It is what it is mamii, and it worth celebrating in grandiose proportions...
'Poppin Them Thangs'

Idowuogbo: *pops open a bottle of desarano *
Oh gal! Ur face must dirty today mehn... Nne! Destroy dis thing abeg! *sprinkles a bit on d floor nd hands d bottle to modella*

ItsModella: Yes, you know better thing. Let's drink [size=25pt]disaronno[/size] on the rocks.

[img]http://www.upclass.it/files/2009/12/Disaronno-On-the-Rocks.jpg[/img]

*drinks it all* ahhh, can it get better than this?

Lol at the veiled dig,
What are you scared of her
Tell it to her face damn it! She fluffed it!!!

Caracta: wetin we go pop nah? Happy Independence

We gon' pop a 'big enough hole' right at the centre of this...
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hornipipe: Person wife?

How you take sabi