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[quote author=~Royal~]I rather be her Twaat Licker.[/quote]#Lobatan #Opari lol

[quote author=~Royal~]I am about to go buy this Song on Itunes.

#TeamTonto

0:42 seconds..."I gave you my heart and You Chewed It"~~~Tonto Dike, The Nigerian "Mariah"

Mariah ain't got shitt on this....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPUBkGhSmlE[/quote]iTunes! Dont push it please.

Y'all shouldnt forget that the same constitution also says yhu can't be sworn in as president mur than twice. GEJ has been sworn in twice already!
So y'all should just chill and let the court of law in its wisdom interprete this intricate aspect of our constitution for the betterment of our polity.

[quote author=~Royal~]You all are hating on Tonto

Baddest Nollywood actress

She could spit saliva on the microphone and it would still sound sexcii

Im feeling her and the Song.[/quote]An unrepentant Tonto boot-licker yhu are!

Yes! Smoke the rats out!

Omo the two are really hot MILFs o...
But I'd rather in this order
1. Chelsea Handler;
2. Kris Jenner;
3. Michelle Obama;
4. Hillary Clinton; and
5. Joan Rivers.
As y'all can see, Michelle Obama comes in at a not too distant 3rd. Those are my top 5 favourite MILFs. Unfortunately Ann fails to make the shortlist this time around but she is on the waiting list ready to replace any of these 5 just in case (accident, disfiguration, and ultimately death!).

nosa gold: Na public school him go?

So When did that become a crime

modath: I was always sceptical about the dude; the human body is only capable of so much and a "formerly cancer ravaged" one at that.During my banking training school days, the co-ordinator would everyday go on and on and on about what a superhuman he is and how we should all strive to go above and beyond to be achievers and superstars (when mobilising funds) .wish I could see the guy again and hear what he has to say.
The guy has fallen the hands of most motivational speakers BIG TIME...

There are always two sides to a story mate. I certainly dont believe USADA's side.
Yhur argument about him once being a cancer patient is a joke at best.
Yhur only limitations in life are the ones yhu set yhurself.

hahaha Okupe ti teh

This is just a shameless witch-hunt by USADA. Someone that was subjected to numerous doping tests during his career with no incriminating outcome, now you have "unearthed new evidence" that 'implicates' him. Dude is the most tested athlete ever but nothing was found, but he is still somehow guilty of doping because his former team mates said so Huge shame. For all we know the supposed 'confessions' of his US Postal Service team mates could be as a result of pure jealousy and envy for the success he's enjoyed over the years cos he was the glory boy of the team. It is only natural that this might not have gone down too well with some of them, hence seeking to taint his glory. Shame on you USADA!

ogugua88: The only way to describe her genre of music is Poko Haram

Poko Haram Girl, yhu badt lol

See dem as dem line up dey enta like the real losers they are.
Omo Obasanjo na baddin guy o, abi yhu no hear Gowon talk say na im CAPTURE all dem 5 Igbo cowards kari dem come sign agreement?

Ki olorun s'aanu wa ni Orilede yi ni o, abi kini gbogbo jati jati yi gan na? Oshisko.

Again?! O ma ga fun awon ara ibi o.
Frustrated lot.

Horrible week so far with the shitty music we've been exposed to, but this sorta rescues it.

ItsModella: Several come to mind like one Rambo guy and a Decay girl.

lol

engineerd: NIce one.....i want to gbon gbon all the girls on nairaland.....gbon gbon marathon!!!!

Weyrey lol

This really is complicated. A part of the constitution says you can be elected to the office twice, (which makes GEJ eligible, cos he's only been elected once). Then another part says you can only take the oath of office twice(which makes GEJ in-eligible, cos he's already been sworn in twice).
Whatever the outcome as decided by the court will be interesting.
These are the kinda lawsuits that should be instituted to make our polity stronger, not frivolous and selfish ones gulping resources and taxpayers' money.

ItsModella: Finally, a good song this week. I was starting to think we were being punished.

A name comes to mind lol

This is a huge misadventure.

... This is for the ages! I'm so saving this page. Anytime I'm having it rough this is the page to open for some crazy laughter.
9ja toh badt, see as dem finish Tonto Dikeh.

This is some sick sh!it!

Good for yhu. She looks and sound rejuvenated shar. She even negotiated a gbagaun free interview!
Is there a procedure for correcting gbagaun laden English now? Early days perhaps.

The song make am... Yhur head dey there Davido.

#RedundantRantings

Na so craze dey start!

Lets wait and see!
Seems Tim Cook has finally grown some balls afterall. I mean you gotta have big balls for introducing a product Steve Jobs vehemently oppossed while alive. Steve Jobs must be turning in his grave!

ayo jango: Since its on foreign policy any candidate that expresses his intention to help tackle Naijas flood,fight Boko haram and Bring Aluu killerz to justice will win d Election.

Run along yhu muppet!

ijebabe: It is not inevitable and shouldn't be expected!
There are better directors out there but this one should be flogged mercilessly!

This isnt just worth loosing sleep over. The fact that its a Nigerian film should excuse any potential and inevitable error prior.

This is a Nigerian film for Gawd's sake. This shi!t is inevitable and should be expected!

Bishop4bella: This good one US, is in Nigeria dat persidential run for debate and ask for questions b4 d debate. Nawa ooo

What tha fhuck Good Lawd! This is just whack!!!

Let the sleeping dog lie!