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Investment / Re: Are You Interested To Be A Partner/investor In A Business? Check Here by alterswerve(m): 11:34am On Aug 12, 2018
Is the offer still open?
Romance / Re: My Dick Is Standing For The Past 4 Hours! Help Me by alterswerve(m): 11:33am On Aug 12, 2018
I hope it's not the erect swagga stick you're using to type all thsese
Politics / Re: Constitutional Provisions For Defection —Falana by alterswerve(m): 11:13am On Aug 12, 2018
FOLYKAZE:
I watched a brilliant young lawyer arguing on the same premises as Falana. And the guy even quoted from the 1999 constitution and reference the Supreme Court judgement on precedence. The fact is that these politicians know their way round all the loopholes in our constitution and they are taking advantage of that.

Firstly, according to the law, the mandate of a political officer belongs primarily to the political platform and another round belongs to the people.

Secondly, the constitution made it clear that no political office holder can decamp to another political platform unless in case the former platform has broken into many factions.

Thirdly, in case there is no factions, the party who owns the mandate, has the power to charge the defected candidate to court and see that the seat is declared vacant. For the people, they can recall politicians they ain't pleased with.

Because of the illustration above, Politicians create an artificial rancour within the party which degenerate into factions. We had the brains of NPDP in 2014. The same brain financed R-APC so that they can pave their way out of APC legally.

I am convinced that Saraki financed and mastermind the birth and development of R-APC. The aim is achieved as they can argue that APC is factionalised. APC will have a very long way to go before they can win the case.

R-APC should be dismantled. They have no genuine reason why they should factionalise. The only way to fight the war is to Impeach Saraki and Ekweremadu before the duo play the fast one on Akpabio


Is R-APC even a registered party? If it isn't, then it cannot be considered a new faction sef.

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Politics / Re: Atiku: ‘I Will Rule Nigeria For Only Four Years’ by alterswerve(m): 10:59am On Aug 12, 2018
Believe this man at your own peril..

The big peril is that if you believe him, your peril will affect our peril and we'll be living in perilous times.

The man is under self-imposed duress and will say anything, even curse his mother, to have what he wants

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Politics / Re: What Nigerian Govt Should Do To Sacked DSS DG, Daura – Umar by alterswerve(m): 10:56am On Aug 12, 2018
Well, he is under investigation.

Is he not following the news? Or it's the news that's following him?
Politics / Re: EFCC Moves Against Akwa Ibom Govt, Indicts Top Nigerian Lawyers by alterswerve(m): 10:54am On Aug 12, 2018
weyreypey:

If you cannot see it...

Abeg Abeg Abeg...mbok dakala dakaga

[img]https://media1./images/1073c153230539f1b55ba0a4aa298aa6/tenor.gif[/img]
Politics / Re: EFCC Moves Against Akwa Ibom Govt, Indicts Top Nigerian Lawyers by alterswerve(m): 10:52am On Aug 12, 2018
For those who say that the EFCC had no right to freeze accounts? Yes, you're right.

Only the courts have the right to freeze accounts. The EFCC has the right to freeze an account temporarily through the court when undergoing investigation.

I didn't read this, I heard it from an analyst on radio.

I suspect that this was the investigation going on.
Romance / Re: He Forcefully Took My Virginity, Wants Marriage. I'm Hurting. What Should I Do? by alterswerve(m): 10:33am On Aug 12, 2018
@tiwiex
@XiantJoel20
@smilein

Virginity in most popular terms refers to the state of not having had sexual intercourse with someone else, and for the female folk, not having a broken hymen.

Sexual purity is not having had anything to do with sex, ever.

I'll explain with practical terms now.

A person may be a virgin but has participated in MouthAction, anal sex, masturbation, naked smushing without penetration, kissing. This person is a virgin, but not sexually pure.

I hope this was explanatory enough.

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Romance / Re: Igbo Girls by alterswerve(m): 7:17pm On Aug 11, 2018
Only Igbo girls? slowpoke girls nkor?

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Politics / Re: Why Nigerians Reject Mutilated Naira Notes by alterswerve(m): 7:14pm On Aug 11, 2018
Okay, but why is this in Politics section?
Business / Re: Bank Of Fisticuff! Who Will Rescue Fidelity Bank's Customers From Brutal Beatin by alterswerve(m): 3:24pm On Aug 11, 2018
Oya!

Those who have been hurt by Infidelity, comman rant ooo � �
Romance / Re: He Forcefully Took My Virginity, Wants Marriage. I'm Hurting. What Should I Do? by alterswerve(m): 3:21pm On Aug 11, 2018
Virginity is not the same as sexual purity. wink

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Politics / Re: My Bad Experience During Voter's Card Registration In Abuja by alterswerve(m): 2:41am On Aug 11, 2018
Bro, I was listening to the radio some days back and many people laid complaints about this problem just like you in Lagos.

I haven't gotten my pvc, and I'm already discouraged about getting it on two grounds:

1. The attitude of these INEC officials

2. The fact that those who want. Nigeria to remain this way are more in population and power than those who actually want things to be better for the Nigeria.

This is the kind of post that should get to the front page.. In fact, we all should start a social media rant about this. Even though it may seem too late

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Romance / Re: Is Feminism A Movement Or A Force? by alterswerve(m): 2:33am On Aug 11, 2018
It is a forceful movement grin

Well, I'm male and also a feminist, and the only idea of feminism I support is that men and women should have EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES
Politics / Re: Billions, Arms And PVCS Allegedly Found In Sacked Lawal Dauras House by alterswerve(m): 2:15am On Aug 11, 2018
One by one, this enmity of theirs will make them all expose the skeletons in one another's cupboards in order to get on the side of the masses for the 2019 elections
Crime / Re: Police Gun Down Armed Robbers Who Raided Bank In Edo Yesterday. Graphic Photos by alterswerve(m): 9:49pm On Aug 10, 2018
IntroVAT:
Did that guy braid his pubic hair?
Ayam not understanding

Look well.. It's the rope from his trouser waist band
Programming / Re: How Do I Create Space Between The Menu(nav) And <h1> - Snapshot by alterswerve(m): 3:47pm On Aug 10, 2018
kaypompee:


But why are we all here if we won't be able to assist wit this sort of problem?

Well, you'll get better answers on stackoverflow.com. The site is tailored for questions like this..

But hey! You got your answer yeah? Good!
Programming / Re: How Do I Create Space Between The Menu(nav) And <h1> - Snapshot by alterswerve(m): 2:25pm On Aug 10, 2018
Shouldn't this be a stackoverflow.com question?
Romance / Re: Relationship Talk: Why Is It Difficult For Men To Forgive When Women Cheat? by alterswerve(m): 2:22pm On Aug 10, 2018
Why should any of the both of them cheat in the first place? undecided

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Romance / Re: Sex On The First Date Doesn’t Make You Cheap, Says Princess Shyngle by alterswerve(m): 11:35am On Aug 10, 2018
Is that hourglass ⏳ real?
Family / Re: I Am Losing The Battle To Suicidal Thoughts. by alterswerve(m): 7:06am On Aug 10, 2018
I'm touched by your story madam.. Really, I am..

Do you have any reason he could be doing this to you?

For me, it's obvious he doesn't want you around anymore.. If I were you, I'd leave, to where? My mother's house.. She'll accept me back, irrespective of whatever she said.. She will..

I'd leave cos spending more time with this man will be

1. Harmful to me as I receive threats and verbal abuses

2. Unproductive, cos there's nothing I'm gaining here and I'm wasting precious time i could use to do something else

Please go back to your mom's and promise to make amends. She'll accept you.. It's a mother's weakness.. You'll do that for your child too

There's a line from Tracy Chapman's Fast Car - Starting from zero, you've got nothing to lose.

You've done it before, you can do it better again.

Rise for your unborn child! Rise for yourself!

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Travel / Re: Traveling To AUSTRIA – My Experience On A Virgin Passport! by alterswerve(m): 6:46am On Aug 10, 2018
Me too

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Celebrities / Re: Make Up Gone Wrong That Causes Outrage Online (PHOTO) by alterswerve(m): 10:06pm On Aug 09, 2018
The make up is okay. It's the lady's face that has the problem
Romance / Re: I Have Money In Millions But Still No Girlfriend To Service My Dic.k by alterswerve(m): 10:05pm On Aug 09, 2018
It is obvious that this guy did not complete the sanity check before being allowed to join this forum

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Romance / Re: I Remember Saying Ewww I'll Never Suck A D**k, Now I'm A Whole Vacuum Cleaner - by alterswerve(m): 9:57pm On Aug 09, 2018
pafo:
Congratulations!

Its really not as repulsive as some girls make it.

Just start with the tip and lick like a lollipop.

It will grow on you eventually until you cannot do without some strong lolly! grin grin

Erection
Politics / Re: AKPABIO LATEST: Bode George Drops Bombshell! by alterswerve(m): 9:51pm On Aug 09, 2018
PDP need people like me, and not Secondus to stop Oshiomole from adding salt to our injury".

Funniest joke of the millisecond..

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Romance / Re: Why Did You Break Up by alterswerve(m): 9:35pm On Aug 09, 2018
I bought this space for 100,000 nairaland naira and the head of Abacha. angry

Nobody can take it away from me!

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Travel / Re: Accident Scene At A Market (graphic) by alterswerve(m): 9:30pm On Aug 09, 2018
My goodness.. That was a mad driver let loose..

Nobody should let the driver leave.. He should be carried to the Ondo Psychiatric Hospital so that that mad guy that beat up that medical staff will show him what real madness is

angry

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Fashion / Re: Ladies! Which Do You Prefer; Male Hairstylist Or Female Hairstylist by alterswerve(m): 9:23pm On Aug 09, 2018
I prefer money grin
Career / Re: Grow Your Capital Daily by alterswerve(m): 9:21pm On Aug 09, 2018
shocked Erm.. Erm.. Erm..


If you know, you know
Celebrities / Re: “How To Make A Woman Submissive” - Lilian Esoro Shares Relationship Tip by alterswerve(m): 5:18am On Aug 08, 2018
Every woman (and man) has their own peculiar behavior. I wonder why we try to put them in a box tho undecided

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Webmasters / Re: by alterswerve(m): 4:11pm On Jan 10, 2017
thanks!

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